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  • The bestest hooking up spot as you so crudely put it, is the Trading Post Camping Shop. Get me well, when I say it's a great hook up spot, I don't mean the actual shop per se, but rather the outside, the street, the vacinity. Okay? The reason for this is two fold: (1) Becasue it is brightly lit by an otherworldly glow coming from the tear in space and time which was recently produced when local scientist Boz Boorer attempted to time travel within his own lifetime. . .and vanished. (2) The is a strong smell of aniseed in the area (probably due to the time hole, but that is being investigated as I speak). This both keeps away the packs of wild dogs which hunt the streets at night in Zelda style packs, and alos keeps the younsters warm on a cold cold night because they can light the fumes with lighters.

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Last updated: 2008-10-14

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