The Best Things in Port Glasgow, Inverclyde*

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• THE FUCKIN ROAD DOON AT WOODHALL ROUNDABOUT THAT TAKES YOU OOT THE PORT....
• Josh mac is a Jew hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
• The Gibby Boiz
• The Jaffa, The Widdahs, The 68, The Bouvrie Rangers, The Upper Port, The Glen Rangers/PGPA Club, Any Bowling club. The STAR Lounge....Speshly on Old Firm Match Day. 4 in a ROW here we go.
• R.I.P Roy Wilson <3xxx
• eh gibby avies, at the bridge wae yer kergo, lassies and yer man!!
• RICHIE DOC'S ON THE SMACK, JOSH DONNACHIE'S OUT A REHAB, BLACK TERRY'S IN THE JAIL, BIG VINAS A EYE SORE, KRISS MCINTOSH IS A FAT STERIOD ABUSEING GRASS,
• awe whit man josh macs red kicker boots there heavy briefs aye right hes a jew weres yer sandles mukka
• josh macs red kickers
• pat hemphill you junkie little fucker shut it hes a arse bandit thank god for puttin the lamp post there. might go and give it a little clean to get the junkie little inbreeds blodd of it ( never give a hemphill a motorbike )
• 2011 sees the return of Port Glasgow's famous Loyalty Day. This event requires all non-Protestants in the Port to publicly swear an oath of allegiance to the queen. It was stopped in the latter part of the 19th century, but civic leaders have successfully managed its return as an annual fixture, starting on July 10th at the Coronation Park...bring the kids for a fun-filled family day out!
• hingin aboot way the YY :D!
• getting bag af dash fur nuhn
• the patter
• anybody who wants to hide behind a computer page and dis my nephew is nothing more than a yellow lowlife my name is pat hemphill and i will give you food for thought you are the lowest anytime anyplace anywhere shitebag you couldnt lace his shoes and i know you were scared of him the boy was and still is a legend god rest you son
• the mcgeown brothers its some laugh just lookin at them 2
• the road to paisley
• Port Characters - specially in the Star. Wee Danny and his dug. R.I.P. Terry McCabe. Not many huns in this town is one of the best things about the Port.
• CHRIS HEMPHILL IS GONE HAHAHAHAHAHA ALWAYS BE FORGOTTEN YA WEE RODENT!!!!!!!!!99% hated rot in peace worm material like e rest a yeez ya grassen scumbags FUCK THE HEMPHILLS
• The people-the friendliest and funniest ever.Portonians will welcome you to their wee toon, but you have to have a drink!!!
• DRUGS x
• The new Tesco's store is a coming! The views of across the water?
• the port on a summers day
• The ocean bar, wae wee sammy p, all pished up on ra white lightnin
• THE GOOD PEOPLE WHO R LEFT
• AE FUKIN DEVOL TEAM YA WAMKERS Y D T 2 K 10
• FISHIN DOON THE OCEAN BARFUR SHOPPING TROLLEYS AN USED JOHNNY BAGS
• E Buket in ma crib
• LIGHT TRUST
• AE FUKIN DEVOL TEAM >>STIV<<
• Noo Adays Its Doon Jimmys Way Yoor 3 Leter N 10 bit o Hash Lightin A Fire Lettin ah Guy Next Door Cummin Oot N Tellin Yoo How Tae Set Ah Bulidin Up On Fire En Spritin It Wen Ah Police Cums N Trying Tae Stash Ah Drink So At Wen they Go Away Yoo cin Drink It Again Man ....Ast Adays Man (R.I.p)
• THE BEST THING ABOOT THE PORT IS HOW QUIET THE TOON IS WHEN THE CELTIC GET GUBBED AFF THE RANGERS.......
• The people. The best folk I ever met were / are from my home town... come to think of it, so are most of the nastiest, 'shoulda-been-smothered-at-birth', bigotted halfwits!! Thankfully, the first group are in the majority - some day, I might even come home!
• The people. The best folk I ever met were / are from my home town... come to think of it, so are most of the nastiest, 'shoulda-been-smothered-at-birth', bigotted halfwits!! Thankfully, the first group are in the majority - some day, I might even come home!
• drinkin a kerry oot
• plenty of dealers
• The people in the Port have always been the best thing of the place.
• people
• The Birkmyre Park..Fantastic for taking acid & cerry-out then goin for a wander with yer mates and runnin on ahead & jump oot to scare the shit oot them..
• No innocent bystanders ever get murdered. Anyone who gets whacked in the Port generally deserved it.
• the people are freindly and make outsiders very welcome. the viewws over the clyde.
• The best thing about the Port is that we ( the ones that live here !! )all slag the arse off it , but if anybody else does we'll punch their cunt in ha ha ha
• the orange lodge
• orange lodge
• The Scenery, corry park with a cerry oot at the summer, cant be beaten.
• port high n the oronsay fippa park
• aw the mad oronsay punters they r well sound
• EASY BURDZ CARGO SHOPS DOPE DEALLERS ON EVERY CORNER
• GOING TO THE BEST WINE BAR IN THE TOON, THE GOOD OLE WALLACE BAR
• people, the peeps of the port are smashing man
• the best thing about the port is that john o'rourke is away tae the army or r.a.f with his burd paul hannah the gaydo
• HADOWSSSSSSSSSS N DRINKKKKKKK
• the best thing about the port is the people like ,gaz the nipple,shapester,mulk mc spearm ,wee sadie ,big betty ,thomas snednoodles and his brother allan snednoodles,big mick D,davyhboy,andi,hairdoo ,james,
• GAZ , MULK MCSPEARM , SHAPESTER , SADIE , ANDI , SNOOP , TAZ , JAMES , HAIRDOO , BIG MICK , DAVYBHOY , BIG BETTY , ALL FAE THE PORT AND ALL LEGENDS
• that big building near fire station .... blocks out view of grotesque bouvrie
• ae bottom ae oronsay
• In wee scoot freeburns house up oronsaay
• i have found when out shopping that i have started looking at the price of thing not just the cheap looking things, but at food and which is very important to my health, so i can happly say that the shops on moss road meet all my needs and saves me fuel with helps the planet
• SEEIN WEE KELLY MCGACHHY GOIN MENTAL (< %100 FENIAN/TIM MAN ) AE LASSYS AFF HUR HEED N AE HIBBS HALL N AE D.C N AE DUBBY
• The port is the place to be, we dont have much but all the good cunts stick up fur each other!!!!!1
• people
• it has no virgins
• STAR HOTEL
• the best things (ah hate these hard questions)oh aye harry murrays rotten totties
• Me. Jobby-Finger
• The Public Park, grew up near it, every summer was spent on those swings, grew up a bit and went to the library and the glen. its mostly rubbish now that you are too old to enjoy the little things!
• e orange parades!!!!! y@ssssss
• the beautiful scenery just as you are coming into the port from the motorway
• It's oor wee toon!
• MA MAWS FOR DINNER ON SUNDAYS d p smiths if you need it the wee mans got it (BUT NOT FOR MUCH LONGER THEY ARE SHUTIN SOON SAD THAT) THE PLADDA ROCKS on a summer night with a few cans, BLISS ! ask big ted MCCLURE HELL BACK ME UP ON THAT ,OH AND THE BIRDS, AM GLAD THEY ARE SO EASY! they say you never forget yir first time ,and she was from the port nuf said,
• banana flats whit a fucking laff yi get aff em.
• Eh best hings lets see drinkin,winchin,checkin oot eh guys,skidgin school n aw at crap.
• Eh best hings lets see drinkin,winchin,checkin oot eh guys,skidgin school n aw at crap.
• Eh AMP a good place tae go wae a carry oot cis naeone really goes over ere (eh only problem is eh lamposts sumtimes are aff n its pitch black)
• The people (and always will be)
• The YOUNG MUTHA FUCKIN DEVOL!!!
• Best hing aboot the Port is its 99.9% catholic, aw Tims !!
• I like ma toilet with my man size tissues am bedy roy
• OCEAN BAR!!!!
• Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
• one day the port will explode off the face of the earth
• partys at wee angies hoos on a friday night ANTS McCABE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@SUNNYSIDE
• The best hing aboot ae port has got tae be ae people. sum guys are rank and sum ( that can not be named incase sum1 gets jealous n stabs em ) are stunnin. aw ae wee skool wains hav got tae be ae funniest! young st stivs, haha member wee andys chippy doon at burnside at was ae best gravy av ever tasted. en it was up ae close fur a wee puff n wee grumpy gihooly wud run doon shouten ae bam.
• MR ANTONY MCCABE (A.K.A ANTS MCCABE, NAMED'N'SHAMED) LOVE YA MILLIONS THE PORT WINT BE THE SAME WITHOUT U
• sudgies barmaids
• M8 to Glasgow
• port burds are so easy to get a shag frae
• All the scraps ootside the Star Bar efter the old firm games even when the result goes their way . Superb
• being sure that if you are with 10 people they are all tims, and none of themhave shagged there sisters
• the best thing about living in port glasgow is that nothing has changed in a few years, so people think this is a bad thing but as i have been around the world it is good to come home and see the star is still there
• com discos, porthigh discos
• takin eh piss fae eh alkies doon eh port toilets
• the views of the clyde is the best thing in port glasgow, and chips out of louis's chippy smothered in gravy,
• Sneakin' intae' the golf course durin' the winter. Always a nice place for a slide in a binbag. Gettin' up the hill was a problem....
• being able to have 4 seasons in one day, nowhere else in the world can do that!
• The view fay the high line
• 12th july
• THE YOUNG FUKKIN ORONSAY CREW,TIOCFAIDH AR LA.
• the views we have over the clyde estuary,the friendliest people in Scotland,a little town with loads of heart that has every job opportunity taken from us and sent to our neighbouring town of Greenock.The best workforce in the world if we had jobs to go to? Take a walk up those hills and enjoy,best you will ever see!!!
• Slaemuir Coaches...theres always one there when you want it
• SIGNIN ON
• the best thing aboot the port is that you get wan hell of a game a fitboll
• The road oot!
• The pier and Newark Castle as well as the Corry Park
• 97.5% OF THE POPULATION ( ALL TIMS )
• .SEA WEED FROM THE CLYDE .THE FUNNY PEOPLE UGLY CUNTS
• ramsey stewart and his group wi them country and western noises portonian born and bred. for me it was the road oot of there to england in 1966, so why do we still love to come back(for a visit only mind) remembering when the mill and the shipyards were in full swing. when all you worried aboot was making sure sure you got to the yard wi yer faithers piece, and catching him on a friday before he got in to mick lees pub.
• BIG MAD DOG FRAE THE UNITY UP THE TAP O THE PORT. ANY POLLIS NEED A BELTING JIMMY'S THE MAN TAE SEE. CUM TAE THINK O IT, ONYBODY DESERVE A SLAP HES YER MAN
• Everybody knows everything about everyone else!
• Oronsay,,best people in the port there
• watchin the alkies in the port toon tryin tae get hame
• watching the moon twinkle aff the embedded glass in the pavement
• OLD ENGLAND ELDO 4 CROWN LANNY FOOTBALL ON SUNDAY UP THE FEILD (HALF CUT )
• yir alwiys welcum n people'l talk tae ye.
• bein oot it
• The manzil on a saturday night when you can go in and talk all the pish u want and they can still understand ya
• THE BEST THING ABOUT THE PORT HAS TO BE ME!!!
• Watching aw the Junkies reelin aboot the port toon centre, aywis looking fur change fur the bus even tho' they get merr cash aff the social than anybody else
• The scenery, The People, The peace and quiet, The fresh air.
• DREAMING OF LEAVING THE PORT
• The view of the clyde
• Its has many dual carriageways which mean you can avoid the town very quickly Somewhere every other town can send there neds to
• If you look very sharp, you just might spot the loveliest pair of green eyes Scotland's ever had. (hint: male, about 40, just walk around all those hills!)
• Unlimited Leisure Time, Free Windsurfing, Lots of Buses.
• Great sense o humour, great chips, great patter, ???? canny think o anything else!
• Sex Shops

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Last updated: 2012-01-11