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• GibbyBoi'z No.1
• fucking junkies stealing the 'help for heroes' money tin out of the spar in the port town. low life fuckers !!!
• all the sweeneys look like the tweenies haha.. shut up steven! your such a hypocrit. i pumped your gran btw.. then spunked in her bumhole then got your mu mto lick it off and swallow it then got your wee cousin to stick his hand down her throat to make her spew it up again and then got your dad to lick it up.
• hahaha stiv sweeney no one like you ya bawsack !
• stiv!! it was me..paddy mclellan ya dirty wee scumbag hahaha watch it son YoungPorto.1 fs
• The Jaffah, The Upper Port, The 68 (God bless the Queen & the Craft)The Widdahs, The STAR Lounge, The Bouvrie Rangers, The Glen Rangers. any Bowling Club.
• The Jaffa on Old Firm Day...Boom...Boom...Boom goes the drum..Hallo...Hallo, Superb adrenalin pumpin stuff, Nae competishun..The results are getting predictable now takes the edge off it a bit..Diz it F**K
• Where have all the Tradesmen gone.......Bring back the Shipyards and the craftsmen.
• haha who left that comment aboot me ? built lit the side oh a single skinner??? haha, daft port mob. ftport !!
• JordanneWilson, humped james ellis behind tescos!! got told affa jordon walsh!!
• STIV SWEENEY YA FUCKIN CLOWN! BUILT LIT THE SIDE AE A SINGLE SKINNER !!
• eh gibby avies stawnin at eh bridge on a friday night wae yer kergo and eh troops waitin fura phone call aff sumkunt ae tell ye they have a party!! haha, fuckin klass :)!
• Kelburn disca.
• UP oronsay is stull dino-dinky =)), up err wae aww the troops <3 gettin wasted wae yir bucky n 1l a voddie nen goin ae shitloop fir yir tenner bit nen over tae wur wee minni chad hogans fur ae night chillin wae the bro n afro gran!!
• over oronsay woz the place tay be up eh shop fir a cergo way eh troopz get a couple a ectoz n bluez en go sit in a close smashed gettin a laugh way eh bhoyz en yeh would end up in sombodyz hoose on eh cider chip in fir a bit e hash en go doon eh bucky lane way eh troopz fir a couple a buketz at woz eh dayz .......Y..O..FUCKING..T..R.....
• Port orange halls
• e back a st.stivs, place to beee :D:D!
• janey bubbles house
• bar-d
• The only good thing to come from the port is the bus to Greenock !!!
• The Guys Huv got mer fukin Crabs than the Clyde ! Hoff the burds look like the Oompa loopmas frae Charlie & the chocolate factory way thur tangoed faces aha
• 38 Mallaig road the ports prime hook up spot
• i wiz born a porttonionan and wiz brought up in the quarray homes brigy weir i used ta ga ta the ducull ner killmacombes and ga inta brigaweir ta get 10fags ga the wimin a 10bob note and get change ov a quid back thees wir the days and the quarreris homes its shelf i remember geetin 6 ea the bellt fir talking after the lights wir poot oot by mrs burns who retired ta killmaykome. and ma granny who live in park hill across fay the wallace used ta put william wallace up fir bed&breky he used ta tell hur aboot the sasanackes whos arces he used ta kick in battal now tir wir the days ta look back on sadly am doon in sasanack contray noo ma shelf but i will allways remember the port-toon fir drinking in montays bar
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• BEST HiNG iS SiTTEN DoON AE PARK LEA TUNNLE WAE AE KELBURNE MOB GETTiN MAD WAi iT AS PER x HAVVVY DiNO x UP SLAMUiRE AN ODD TiME WAi AE YOUNG MOB x CANNY BEAT SiTTiN iN A KELBURNE HoOSE FiR DAYS CANNi GA HAME COZ YiR ToO OoT YAR NUT x
• Here at Boab street. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqzVc-jd3Nc
• the ocean bar at the corrie parkscorpios
• the bst bit fr bmxin is at deovl industreal prk brill fr bmxin gd ramps and grinds
• Bus stops in the town centre, drinking electric soap
• Port cemetary.Right good for a drink a laugh and ull never beleive this A SURPRISE PARTY FOR MA MATES 16TH AND ALL HAD A RARE NIGHT.
• none youre scared to go anywhere aall the young mob have got the place ruined.You cross the street and you r entering other teritory.
• the carpark doon by palm beach hiz bicum a popular dogging spot...no bad fur a wee swallay an a bit o the uther! i used tae remember stondin ootside the hinkey at dubbs road lookin at the maggoty chickens heaving in the back.....mmmmmm so thats why da prawns wur sa wee! takin the weans doon fur a free day oot at the buroo....ye cin lee em way the fisherprice shite an go o'er tae suggies fur happy hour...instant babysitter!!!! doon ra plaza singin along way hulio an a few wee el=d snifters chattin up the smak heeds doon the bus shelters a night oot on the marakesh express....ats a right laugh an at know the pie and pea nights at the nights nights way ma man at the executive suite at the star hotel....romantic viewo the port station....its ra mock copper on ra bedside cabinets and ra furri wallpaper...an afrodizziac...aye dead romantick
• Oan A Friday Nyt Up Ae Vg Fur Yar Cergo Nen Doon Ae O.C Ae Drink It nen Roon Ae Burma Fur A Quality Munch Nun A Yar Chippy Shit Noodles Otta Ae Burma nen
• GEMMELL YER GAY
• fuk nose man dubby fur a cergo or davies.. btl a bukky n snider ur suhin tae drink wen yev git fuk awl left :)) nen aw ye need is yer hash n shit ..
• richie ohagen the wee baw bag !!! scar dial !!!
• Doon e mcewans fura 6 bit en upi burnside close fur a few bukets Hingin Aboot e Dubby wae e troopz wae a hevy cargo n a few plecto :)) en doon e chinky fur chikin noodle soop n a can a skoosh. en go a wander aboot e skemes lookin fura riot n avoidin e scum en bak e e davies at hof 6 in e mornin fur a cheep botle a wine e cure yer cum doon en hame .
• JAMIE GRAY IS A WEE FAT TURD
• ash nics hoose in 21 sandray ave y.o.t
• A HING ABOOT DOON AE CORRIE BEST PLACE OOT MAN AE PORT IS AE BEST PLACE EVA ITS FULL A TIMS/CATHOLICS AE BEST MIN NAE WEE DAFT HUNS TIOCFAIDH AR LA YOUNG PORT TEAM
• aff the pier at newark castle.....at wiz good fer hookin up fish to go wi yer bottle o el-d-
• slam bam shops then up ta the back swally
• Oronsay vg where all the dick heads go to coz shit and piss people of coz they suck! oronsay = Neds so if you come to oronsay bring back-up coz a brainless ned will come after you....fannys!
• u neds are all fucking gay lords with no intelligence what so ever! dumb mother fuckers , btw whats the deal with u fucks anyways ? gothics? ive not saw a gothic in inverclyde in years , .... 'Metalheads...sk8ers..thats what i see kicking about but u wastes of crap just like to fuck everything up just ask any1 that isnt a ned u disrespectful bastards , so get to fuck and sort your fucking shit lifes out because they obvously suck arse!!..........nedy pofters!!!!
• the power station at the back of the wallace bar used to go there and sit wi a bottle of thunderbird and a wee fire singin stone roses songs wi all the northfield mob mojo jardine jada tracey debbie coventry and those guys u no who u are it was a pity we all had to grow up !!!
• the power station at the back of the wallace wi all the northfield crowd mojo jardine jada tracey debbie coventry all those guys used to go doon there wi a bottle and a wee fire and sing stone roses songs pity wee all had to grow up !!!
• parkhill square some of u will know what the grand national wis and some will still be trying to get there hedgies to grow back either way whit a laugh
• eh dc take a burd roon eh corner fur a quickie en go fur a fight wae eh oransay
• eh bike track
• The pladda fields in Oransay.. the factories at devol for a winch
• NEVER MIND ALL M STUPID PLACES TAE HING AROOND, MORAY ROAD WIZ I PLACE 2 B TELL ME A CROWD THAT WID CUM DOON ER 4 A SQUARE GO EVEN IF THEY DID THEY WOULD B LEAVIN WI SECOND PRIZES C,MON THE YOUNG MORAY
• the wee tunnel on woodhall terrace just before you reach the dual carriageway....go down there anynight in summer and you will see the wee *awww am dead hard n at man so a um* ned like creatures grippin there cheap bottles of drink like someones gonnie take it from them...also seen there are the nedettes ..very common....always ugly wee lassies wi there scrunchies in there boggin hair...its like a competition to see how many scrunchies they can fit in there smelly nit ridden hair!
• Anywhere where ae polis wullnae catch ye :))
• Who rememers the Dugout in Greenock . .. shit hot!!
• anywhere moany adults and the police dont get on our backs for being teenagers, having a laugh, sneaking a drink and sobering up to go home.why dont the police go after the real druggies and baddies in the port and let us enjoy our teenage years like everyone did, are the police scared of the real criminals here?
• Canny beat laffin at awe the wee plastic irish paddies way thur ireland taps on.
• 7 berwick road i hear is the best , hook up & hooker are such similar words don't you all agree but seriously if old has been washed up ,dried out old bastards are wot yer after 7 berwick yer place , only for the seriuosly sick mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• CAPTAIN HOOKS CORNER AT THE CORRIE PARK.........GOOD PLACE TO REST YER EL-D AND PUT YER HOOK UP WAN O THE 2 BOB MOBS JAW
• 7 berwick road i hear is the best , hook up & hooker are such similar words don't you all agree but seriously if old has been washed up ,dried out old bastards are wot yer after 7 berwick yer place , only for the seriuosly sick mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• well wwit cin a say man ae ytp is ae bizniss man fuckin last year it wiz doon ae stret sittin on ae stairs way a cpl a joints...... nooo wee ga doon ae church fur a joint or 2 or 3 or 5 n en doon ae bunker but ats burnt noo .... n wee ga over ae heaters fur a trek n get a laff over ere way at mob n we ga in ae close aside ae chippy at burnside ae get a cpl joints goin .... wee game a chase ae dragon n @ its class man....YPT on top n runnin a mock 2oo4 style.... stop look n listen ypt on a mission if in doubt lock backs put porto fleeto are about give us a 112 fur ae porto crewwww !!!!!!!!!! Y P T !!!!!!!!!!!!!
• ronny's sex shop at the top of ardmore
• the bus stop at ronnys or amadies
• intae eh v.g fir a cargo en aff tae get smashed and clear oot aw the junkies. c'mon the junkie mission at the weekend.right efta a few bucketz and a bottle a bucky!!!!!!;-)
• BACK OFF THE COM WAE EH DUBBY BHOYS, DRINKIN, SMOKIN, POPPIN ES MAYBE L8R ON YER KNEES. AT PLACE SHOOD BE MADE A REGISTERED BUILDIN
• kelburn toilets no longer ther! foodline closed at last check! dubbs road toilets also not ther!and PLEASE who want to be ther any how or at any of the places mentioned! just move to GREENOCK its sooooooo much better!
• port high youthy on a thursday night
• Running about doon the home making fun at fiona, and throwing stones at glorias pram
• burnside bakers for a half bun.13p.magic.
• chans chinky .........get yer self a sneddon special ... 2 chips and a tin and that thing on the wall .
• E devol factories and e bikey, get yer cerry oot fae sams shop en head doon er tae drink it in e summer.
• Ae bottom o oronsay
• The Oronsay VG an hughie's icey fer a single
• The dubbs rod toilets was the place to be, everybody who was anybody was there, every weekend to the back of the com to drink the cargo and then to stagger to the toilets, BRILL!!!!
• doon the dubby
• The tunnel at Dubbs Road. Keeps ye dry in the rain when yer tryin' tae drink yer Kergo!!
• the razor .. the croft boys will know about this one ..wee hampden ..the factories .. the ferns .. boppin o the moray road stairs .. hansens hoose ..the hen run .. the houfe ..the mill dam .. man those were the days
• Best thing was every weekend, sitting up bucky lane wi the oronsay mob, before heading up Kilmacolm, ended up wi wurnae allowed aff the bus, we were barred frae Kilmacolm.
• up the holy family for a game oh fitba some o us dont wanna be junkies
• The Library, all the cool guys and dolls hung about there until the NEDS came and chased us for being "puir goffics & at by the way." The best talent spotting place in town!
• Up e factories man !! best place tae be
• used to be lane just down from the old roadhouse where you would go with your el-d then go to the town hall disco
• Up Parkhill leathering there wee poofy mob coz they hink they can get wide wae i belva well hink again boys. or up st stivs ti drink a cerry oot en gi doon parkhill n lether em.!!!
• Doon eh avies for a good wee winch n up devol for a wee quickie behind sams shops!
• Doon ae toon fur a cargo en up ae bridge to swally it in ae summer, but in ae winter it was over to ae selkirk flats en over ae skool n ae dubby for a wee nosey!!! Those wer ae days!!!
• up the dubby wi a bottle a merry damage (tryin ta drink it before 8 tae gi mi time tae sober up)
• Ha member hingen aboot doon e cemitry? at was sum laff, every time a car came in every1 shat themself hinken it wus ae c.i.d. tryen tae hide yer hash case they took it aff yae, stull e d.c was always good fur a wee laff n a half. wut aboot ae heaters? everycunt hinken its sum massive fireplace, use yer heed man its devol its a sniddy wee air vent, stull good fur a wee hump noo n again but int it. noo its over e bikey. under ae bridge on tap ow ae bridge who cares aslong as yae hav yer cargo n a wee 8 bit every1s laffin.
• MID AVENUE EN SLAMUIR FOR YER CARGO EN UP E BRIGDE E DRINK IT EN WANSE U DONE @ A WALK ALONE E BIKE TRACK FOR A SCRAP UP KILMA @ WIZ E DAYS MAN (2000-2001)
• the banana flats up oronsay! where all the wee fanny's go like andrew pollock and alan doc and think that anybody geis a fuck about what their dein! and the junkies come round yer door selling their weans claes and new toys that people have bought them for christmas
• Kelburn bogs mon doon fur a swally
• Round at the camel huts where I used to dream of the day I would be able to get in the firth how sad was I come tae think of it don't think Ive ever gone since I turned 18!!!! Round the bak of the tower drive flats for a smoke and a whinch between classes!!! As long as the headmistres nevercaught you and took your fags for herself. hahah
• Kelburn loos (burns the rite word to use) catch a wiff eh that drink. Swagger doon fur a swally
• DO YOU REMEMBER GOING UP THE MILL DAM IN THE SUMMER AND WALKING THE SLIP WAY THE WATER WAS BLOODY FREEZING, OR STEALING THE GOLF BALLS FROM SOME UNSUSPECTING GOLFER WHO HIT IT DOWN THE HILL, IF THEY SAY YOU, YOU HAD TO RUN LIKE HELL.
• USED TO HANG UP THE FORREST DURING THE SUMMER UP SLAEMUIR THE COUNTRY CLUB WE CALLED IT
• THE WEE GERDENS IN THE TOON ACROSS FRAE SUDGIES FRIDAY NIGHT AFTER THE BATHS WITH A POKE OF CHIPS AND GRAVY FRAE SAUCY SUES
• ae bold burma were aw ae young oronsay casuals hing aroon way their burds hopin fur a wee quikie roon ae bak o ae buildin!!! good on ae wee lads they know a hing or two mair than we did!!! sa whit can we say??
• the gullie behind kellys shops
• kellys shops, always was good 2 drink ur cargo
• hanging about behind the dubbs road chinky with your bottle of spectra and having to do a runner when the police drove by and seen you!or over the bike track or the bike track at selkirk road
• Its talkin so much shite aboot e foodline and e dc but if any1 kin realy gee me 1 hing thats up wae anyow em ad gee yees a fiver.talkin aboot neds any fanny that calls us neds are GOTHICS.And tae let yees no its robert street fur yer cerrie oot, get wae it. wen wuz e last time this wus updated??Coz yees wud find oot that nae1 hings aboot e foodline anymere its e beach fur at mob and theirs a new crew hingen aboot e dc but most ow all, talk aboot hash its oot e system mates its no e snider any mere its yer 1/2 bottle ow buckie and its moved fae lambert tae club.
• what aboot the rock o thought up the pladda fields,where wee gum played wie matches.
• the place to be was the public park until the gibby team came over and started there shite and we oronsay had to look elsewere for drink.
• the dubby toilets with more than one get away from the polis...sit wi a bottle of cider at the weekends
• Hanging about the Buroo!
• over slam bam fur a cargo
• the tiffin crew sitting at tsb and going into the spar whilst trying to jook hutchie sumtimes go over to camanche land to get a carry out outta tonies "bottle of mansion house"
• Up the park, aka the safehouse, and from there oan up tay the high line fir a midnight wander way a cupple a thin spliffs. The Ow Church, scene of many a cargo and much frotting.
• well looks like the dubby crew are back again hanging aroon the toilets, only this time they are all doing some mad training scheme somewhere so they can affored to buy the old bucky noo instead of the cheap snider. then thell head doon to babylon after it comes out to bully all the greenock daftys. and end up getting a night in the cells.
• Oronsay used tae be a good place tae hing aboot. Especially Bucky Lane at the weekend where the girls drank tudor and the guys drank bucky, then it wiz af tae the Dubby for a chinky.
• behind the sangamo fur a game of fitbaw and a swallae of electric white and a winch with some wee burd fae yer year.
• YOUNG D.C THE BEST PLACE IN THE PORT TAE HANG ABOUT AND LAUGH AT ALL THE DAFTIES THATS SCARED TAE COME. HAVE A SEEN A JUNKIE UP THERE ONCE? NOT ONE BIT. ALL THE JUNKIES ALL STAY DOON KELLBURN. THE PLACE TO BE IS THE D.C CAUSE ITS A FITBALL PARK SO AFTER A WEE J YOUR SORTED.
• the power station the back oh the wallace bar
• Hmm, the Dubby springs to mind....all those Kappa donning neds think its actually "cool" to hang about, in the rain, acting hard and having little "whos got the most coin rings?/hairspray?" competitions.
• Up the White House (Hoose) whilst camping out up the fields with bottles of Ice Dragon, White Lightning, Merrydown, Fruits Unlimited or whatever is on offer at that particular time from Slam Bam shops. Then staggering over to the Port High Disco dancin to top tunes like "oops upside your head say oops upside your head" "Everybody's Free to Feel Good" and swaping tapes by Grooverider, T.T.F and the likes. Whilst arranging to go to Rez and pretending to your ma that your staying at a pals. We love Strawberry Double Dips yyyeeeaaaaahhhhh those were the days................. PORT PEOPLE ARE MAGIC - AT LEAST THEY WERE IN THE SUMMERS OF 1992 - 1996 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
• the dc where aw the wee smelly freckled junkied faced chufters hang aboot ,there fer it , the big man is going to take your mouth and reshape it quicker than you give head. most of the people who hang aboot the dc are turd burgerlers and drink there cider quicker than they get there bashed aff the police . the dc is one place to avoid........thats were the socalled hardmen are but most people are afraid to walk past there cause most of the guys smell of b.o and hivnae washed in a month
• The Dc for a fight see half aye them wee guys they aw talk proverbial jobby and half aye them need a good slap wae they broon end of a cucumber silly wee bastards they aw hink there mental smoking there joints when half oh they couldnae even smoke danny baker under the table in the daz doorstep challange.
• What ever happened to the Devol factories, Amadies and the cycle track fur a swallae eh white lightening on a Saturday night? Now you cannae get your carry oot hame fae Deegans without a mouthful fae the wee neds!
• All the wee neds who hang about outside the foodline. Wee guys with their trackie tops and baseball caps with the scoop pointing to the sky.
• It used to be the garages behind Westray Avenue, or the High School sheds, we used to go anywhere, as long as we had a partner who was willing and able! The young of the seventies only wanted football, sex and drink.(In that order)We were only interested in these things, and did not care for drugs sex and rock and roll, as history books will tell us!
• The Dubby toilets is rare for a wee drink.
• the mill dam used to be brill fur hivin a cerry oot afore the pubs opened.
• its got tea be the dubby toilets eh?loads a places tae hide if the cops appear!!!!or is that no a local spot for the junkies waiting on the happy bus coming wae their free needles..you konw ..the things the diabetics hiv got to pay fur??
• wee frankie {bingo nose }doo hut and the circle
• the unity is brill.. see big mad dog, wee cullin, and isok there every seterday
• Wit aboot Higholm Street, the TSB and the Spar???
• skatin down hill is great,it walking back that pissessssss me aff
• The old AMP - Sending AXEL for cheap beer in the Co-op
• slaemuir shops, parkhill corners, foodline, the gulley ,the D.C
• AM ONE OF THE WEE NEDS THAT HANGS ABOUT UP THE DC WERE AFF THE SNIDER ITS ON TO WINE ITS A GREAT PLACE TO SKIP SCHOOL AND ROLE A JOINT IF YOUR EVER IN THE PORT COME UP TAKE A DRAW GET HIGH GET A GAME OF FITBA AND THEN RUN WHEN SCAR FACE THE BIG COPPER COMES BUT THE PORTS GOOD U CAN SAY WOT YOU WANT ABOUT IT BUT ITS THE ONLY PLACE YOU WILL GET A FREE RANGERS TOP WITH YOUR TENNER BAG
• 2 POLL FORT APATCHE ROCK OCEAN BAR PArkhill corner( R.I.P.)
• 2 poll fort---parkhill apache rock. ocean bar all parkhill boys 1976--1976.
• The DC where aw them we neds hang aboot wae their bottles of snider and talking shit about kneecapping people when tae cannae even stand
• boglestone chinky
• BOGLE COMM DISCO
• staggering distance of the shops Doctors surgery
• Hughie Stewarts Printshop, aw the wee burds that go sniffin aboot looking fur some cheap "paper"
• The popualtion of Port Glasgow is generally old aged, so I can't see them hanging around can you?
• Dubbs Road Toilets
• donnachies is brill at the weekend
• PARKHILL SQUARE THE OFFICIAL AND UNOFFICIAL CORNERS
• weekearns web site
• The K.S.C. In Upper Port
• The Port cemetary, a popular alfresco horizontal refreshment zone.
• Woodhall bus stop, all the two bob mob hing aboot there.
• Corination Park

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