Buskers, Street Entertainers in Port Glasgow, Inverclyde*

Places to find public entertainment

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• It shows true that some of the characters on this site are intertainers themselfs. as many of them can't read nor write all that mush. Apart from the odd XXX marks the spot.
• loobey broon
• use all really need to grow up and stop bein keyboard gangsters seriously fuckin pathetic man honestly fuckin mongos !!!!!!!!!!!!
• Terry Mccabe ya priest poofed wife beatin bigot taig sorry it took sa long fur yer scrawny alky fuckin neck tae snap wish a wis ther tae see it, aw ya alky mcabs bigotted kafflick muthafuckas!!
• Harry Murray twins.
• PATTER AF AE PORT WAiNS iS A HOWL x
• Has to be Hendo in my book, It's sad to see how he's ended up with nothing, still good looking though!
• the moth, he wanders aboot wae a cairy oot lookin fur a light on
• Duncan McNeil once a plater in ra Kingston Yard, whit an idiot wants tae pit ra pill intae the methadone. Wants tae put some in his buckie.
• LEMONADE BOTTLE ANNIE...AULD HAG THAT COLLECTS SCOOSH BOTTLES PERCY....HE TALKS TAE TWIXES AND MARS BARS AND REPORTS CRIME IN THE AREA BACK TA MISSION CUNTROL RAT WEE LOLLIPOP WUMAN AT DUBBS ROAD...FACE LIK A COOS ERSE MONICA GILLIS....TOON BIKE
• Joe Robie ( Tabaca), Raj (dodgy power cerds), paki sam (podgys e 14 year old wurkers e dodgy illegal immegrant that e is), Andy Punk & Claire Pitomli (e rhubarb tinkers), Joe Sum (fraglecase), Shuggy 3 fumbs, James n Cha Speirs (fukin junkie smelly tinkers) Harry Hand Bag, Doogie Bleech( e local handy man if ye gee him a few beens)
• mcdade an wee nikki couper
• medium sized ned
• theres a hefty loony who stays at 41 parkhill called astyn frosburg. she says that she poked herself with a banana and shes bisexual, shes a gothic and shes only 13 and shes sayin she's got lung cancer. at one point she was cursing people and kidden on she was a witch
• BIG FAT MATT IS BAK ON THE BUSES SUNSHINE TOURS IF YE DECIDE TAE GO WAE HIM I WID THINK TWICE COS YER MONEY WID B BETA PUT UP YER AIN BUTT OR WHER DA SUN DONT SHINE COS IT ALWAYS RAINS AT THE CORRIE PARK WHERE ALL BUSES TERMINATE
• at dj in sudgies ...he hud aw the parkhill mob up dain drunk musical chairs the other nite.....class entertainment....laff....ah nearly pi$$ed maself...(well aw right a wee bit did come oot)
• frankie the fire starter, smelly jef, openrazor wiz the best he chased u fir miles, harry cocks and budgie bell fae st stivs
• watch oot for mad cheryl darrah she is a sad excuse for a mother !! shame on u !!
• the one the only miss cheryl darrah wat a sad excuse for a mother tut tut u should be ashamed of yerself !
• andy rubber gums pollok hinkin hes mad an a fat ginger mcciver n lanky chris riley
• wee fabbie
• Wee Danny Of the Bouvrie Daleks..You ain't heard Del Shannon's Runaway sung properly until you've witnessed this!...Pure Genius..Up there wae Vic & Bob(shooting Stars)
• drew lepick claims to be t biggest hard man in e toon but canny leave his maw hoose in case e big boys kick fuck oot im
• wee danny boy robertson for e best commentary on a celtic game since chick young!! danny u f****n rule son!!!!
• REMEMBER PERCY N HIZ WALKIE TALKIE MARS BAR........NUTCASE OR WIT
• take from some one who knows
• THOMAS SNEDDON HE'S THE NEW PERSAY MARSBAR JUST ASK HIM ABOUT FISHING OR DATEING A DOWNSYNDRUM CUNT OR COLLAGE WERE HE STEALL'S HASH FAE DRUG DEALERS AND SELL'S IT FOR A HUNNER QUID .and how he know's so much about the SAS and how the asked him to join
• we forgot to add poor jonny gonner, the guy who used to brush the shops at burnside day in day out, aaww wee sin.
• Foot Fetish Paul, usually drinks in Sudgies, while sniffin roon the ladies plates of meat!
• SINFEIN KELLY SINGIN EH REBELS UP EH DUBBY 4 A CAN A SUPER. 2 BOB SALLY ON EH BUM 4 A CUP A TEA BUT ITS REALLY 4 A SUPER. NOO AW EH JUNKIES R ON EH BUM 4 "CUPS A TEA" AYE RITE DAE WE LOOK STUPIT
• Percy 'The Equalizer' Marsbar. Graham ' The Refridgerator'Reid George 'The Telescope'Lappin. AND SCARFACE!!!!!!!!!! The Bobby wi a face like a half squashed jobby!!!
• AW EH PORT BURDS ENTERTAIN YI WAY THER SAGGY TITS
• big mad fuckin john oribine fae south road ,the man is the best fighter in e port so if u think yer hard cum up and see big j o and he'll get u a blow job aff bernie robertson
• stive duddy and his wee ned mob fae ben view ,duddy is a homeosexual and his mob is a joke just look at the size of people like pauldoo and andy sparky the are pure fanny's man i hope the strone get a hold of duddy and kick fuck out of him
• big moreen mcfarlane fae south road also known as mopheen the deef cunt that shove's smartie tubes up her fud
• WEE DOUGIE O'ROUCK THE PORT'S EVERY OWN OOUMPA LOOMPA ( WELL I THINK HE LOOKS LIKE ONE ) HIS REAL NAME IS JOHN AND HE ALSO HAS OTHER NICKNAMES LIKE SHRIMP,UGLY ,SMELLY,BIGOT BASTARD,GAY LORD,BEAST,HELMET,GAY PORN KING,DOUGIE THE MASTER OF THE MASTERBATERS,KING GAY BHOY , CELTICS FIRST ABUSED BHOY,ARSSHOLE . PS IF U EVER COME A CROSS DOUGIE ASK HIM ABOUT HAVEING SEX WITH CAR'S EXHAUST PIPE AND A TREE. HE FELL AND HIT EVERY BRANCH ON THE UGLY TREE ON THE WAY DOWN . WE ALL HATE JOHN O ROUCK
• 2bobmob
• BendyRoy lookin at porno mags in wee jims at slaemuir
• theres guaranteed entertainment every weekend in Princes Street.
• raquel scott wee mobs bird go to parkhill on a sunday ull c a street entertainer
• Theres that lonely wee man who sometimes busks at the corner between Peacocks and Pond Stretchers, only seen him once though, most likely mugged!
• the alkies outside the tsb when they are fallin all over the place
• street entertainers are i wee alkys sittin on the pavement singin COOMBAYA MA LORD.
• Two-Bob Mob will always have their modern version, but I think the old timers were better.....
• the townslees "go on son you can have all the daughters for a bag of coal" at the end of parkhill.
• Im a street entertainer. Im bendy roy
• Nun, they huv aw been robbed
• buskers are all just talented people trying to earn some money,but the port ones are all just BUMS
• Hatty boy from Slaemuir..steaming on a saturday and gives you all the patter going...what a laugh!
• Big Reidy in BK. What a Whopper!
• doon the dubby 2 c the junkies high
• watch oot for the guy who walks aboot the port toon and looks in aw the bins! takes rubbish fae1 and puts it in another!!weirdo! description:aboot 5"7, fat, grey hair,stupid lookin hat, swagger, aboot 50+years ,(look oot for him!)
• Young Port Sinfein- what a bunch of comedians, every Tim in The Port claimed to be a member but couldn't name another!!
• wen yer walkin through the port toon on a saturday nite theres entertainment outside every pub( fight fight fight) u can be sure of an update on a monday in the tele if u missed it all
• WEE DEBBIE THAT HINGS ABOOT OOTSIDE BABYLON ON A SATURDAY NIGHT IS A WEE ENTERTAINER FUR YA SHE'S PURE SOUND MAN GO DOON ABOOT 3AM ON A FRIDAY OR SATURDAY AN LISTEN TAE HER.
• What ever happened to Percy Mars Bar and Bendy Roy fae the Port High?
• THE WEE GUY DOON THE DUBBY THAT ALWAYS SAYS mon eh celic WIT ABOOT YOUNG PAUL MAC,DENNIS H,DE-WELL AND THE CREW
• plenty o tinkers looking 4 change
• heard of egotrip. no! then be fuckin glad they are the biggest pile of shit on gods green earth
• john mccluskey is the local busker he performs tricks on the corner of prices street
• Big Grahme reid, is a top quality busker , see him in burger king wae his mouth full, big weid plays the guitar while big mark sinclair (the finger) sings a load a shite in his monotone robotic arsehole of a voice
• two bob sally, famous quote: "got 10 pence for a cup a tea?"
• ** FAT MATT ** HINING OOT HEES WODHALL WINDAY (a kin still see him and they pult the buldin doon a year ago) THE STAR RIPP OFF MERCHANT AND YOUTH FOOTBALL TEAM FANATIC (he's been through every local teams bank book.)
• Greeny from Greenock making the odd guest appearance
• The best show in toon hid tae be hingin'oot a bedroom windea watchin' the wallace come oot. "Now thats entertainment"
• The neandrethal looking one of the 2 bob mob
• http://www.geocities.com/weekearns
• Fat Matt.(travel guru)
• nane! but some rerr characters doon the years, Jamsie Summers, Percy fae the toon library, Bobbie Pye, to many to mention, add yir ain names to this list

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Last updated: 2012-02-07