The Worst Things in Port Glasgow, Inverclyde*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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• Smackheads, Loonies, drug dealers, Plongkers, numb sculls, The stupid Coppers who can only catch the cold instead of the criminals around the place.
• The WEE DIRTY PORT is full of low life and junkies and the mad coppers dont care anymore as they are too getting in on the scams going on is port glasgow
• YOUNG PORT WHO ? FUCKING BAM'S AW WEE SHITEBAG'S THINK THERE MENTAL STANDING IN THERE NUMBERS SWINGING THERE BLADES N BOTTLE'S HA FUKING HA ! STAND UP N BE A MAN 1 ON 1 FUKIN SCUMBAGS OR JUST KEEP TOOTIN AE SMACK N END UP IN AE CIMMY WIT PORT TEAM HA FUKIN HA WANKERS
• Everything Apart Fae Eh Gibby N Eh Aviez
• stiv it was me.. paddy mclellan ya fuckin dirty wee scumbag !! watch it son.
• jason wilson beasting wee lassies !!
• smelly fuckin tramps asking ye fur a tan ae yer wine n when ye turn roon n say naw they pull a lockback oot on ye. haha simmer doon n get oot ma face ya prick !!
• daft port mob lol
• all the gangssters are now kit heads just like me ha ha ha fuk yees telt yees you wid try it wan day !
• loobie broon getin pumped aff dady frannie sum doon the woodhall backs, keeki broon geting dun up ae arse aff eddie mcnab ini cimetry, charlene leaver floting aboot full a blues n cider,
• Em fuckin spears there aw inbreeds !!! Stiv sums a paralysed mongo !! Theyve got gollum and smeagle ini port bert n wee jamie gray !! Kiki broon ae fat ride shags enyhin ats movin shes riddled wae everyhin dusnii care aboot enyhhin shes at much ae a fanny takin ecky wen she wiz pregnant n noo her wwaines disabled n adopted oot ae fat disaster !!!
• Therz nuhin up wae ae port apart frae aw em kenilworth rats oot kelburn at ir 2 scared tae leav ae street n gti fite amongst emselfs! They made ae american version a shameless they shida made a kelburn wan !! Sammy n coyless oni kit n tratty hing umself wen everywan found oot ae loser !!! Wit happens wen ye drap 10 bob in kelburn?? Ye c aw ae mcfarlanes oot fitin over it !! Jamie n danny collins ir at much ae mongos they canni even spell mongo btre speak up ya deef bastarts !! Ypt
• awe whit man iss hings like eh port diss
• awe whit man iss hings like eh port diss
• danielle mcgowan, trampy cunt never has that septic tracksuit off, maybe its a full body tattoo, and leaves her wee girl with every-one else, just so that she can get drunk and lie on her back for 3 guys 1 after the other!
• The worst thing about Port Glasgow is a small group of "young ppl" who have made the place an unsafe and misrable place AND the large amount of "junkies" that have just wrecked half of the housing areas BUT i have lived here my whole life and would never move away because if you live your own life and have a good circle of friends and family i couldnt think of anywhere better to live!
• that wee courtney canning, thinking she's a wee stunner!! eeeww!! lol, panzerfaust32 :)
• vina + his trackys + mouldy sock and sannie's
• heard that wee josha donnachie is smoking crack a tooting smack down robert street way roy wilson and wee jordan williams
• gettin shagged up the back a st stivs aff the bold yinnn! yassssss
• the lauren duffi family
• the neds
• what about the motorbike and quads thiefs out there in the port its fuckin shocking so if you have a bike or a quad best keep them locked up niced and safe because there is people like the 2 wilson brother that wull go out late at night and take them from your back gardens... Yes i am talking about richard and christopher wilson wont be the first and wont be the last they go near mine and al bury the basturds over the field and pish on the basturds
• what about all the wee arseholes over the slaemuir hinkin their mental ha ha ha nothing but wankers every single one of them...........and that we gig whata prick ha ha ha thinks hes a ticket and get battered aff o we lassies ha ha ha every time i see him hes got a blackened eye ha ha ha the boy is a fake GANGSTER gettin smashed on the heid aff we andy pollock ha ha ha what is that all about ha ha ha pollock always in and out the prison system ha ha what a waste of life for that boy wullie king thinks hes a gangster running about way lock backs and kitchen knives at the weekend swiging his buckfast him and his cronies ruleing the slam bam shops ha ha ha every one from slaemuir and oronsay from 200 to 2010 is all FAKE GANGSTERS
• AW THE WE DAFT PORT MOB DAFTIES
• the semi-literates in fuckin monkey tops (hoops mhankys) embarassin only when they leave Greenock or the port. Stay within the boundaries ya drunken low life minging scum,the whole toon is the fuckin arsehole ae Scotland, time for an enema!!
• getting shot on the ear wae a firework n ending up way a gary plastic . kingy n tracy robbing andys chippy n algies bush going on fire . going tae nicole n algies wedding fur the scramie and having to go to the hospital cause it was glass bottles they throo oot ae car . sean mcelwee n gemma dum castlehill cats numba 1 jenna gray banked a plum . sammie patomly slashed the ginger rab tempral aw the neighbors went mental . dogie bleech selling 125cc micro scooters for A £10 heavy shitty port glesga weather . burnsides away fuck nose were,wee hink jamie gray stole it .rab bonner is a soldier jewish mick killed es burd wae a bolder . all the boys that go tae davies wee fitba hing up the skool stoned oot the heeds fur a laugh and a skweel a mental oransay burd way a sun tan n 10 wains that have got ten diffrent fethers her cosins are junkies n are ran oot the toon james speirs burns the spoon .
• getting shot on the ear wae a firework n ending up way a gary plastic . kingy n tracy robbing andys chippy n algies bush going on fire . going tae nicole n algies wedding fur the scramie and having to go to the hospital cause it was glass bottles they throo oot ae car . sean mcelwee n gemma dum castlehill cats numba 1 jenna gray banked a plum . sammie patomly slashed the ginger rab tempral aw the neighbors went mental . dogie bleech selling 125cc micro scooters for A £10 heavy shitty port glesga weather . burnsides away fuck nose were,wee hink jamie gray stole it .rab bonner is a soldier jewish mick killed es burd wae a bolder . all the boys that go tae davies wee fitba hing up the skool stoned oot the heeds fur a laugh and a skweel a mental oransay burd way a sun tan n 10 wains that have got ten diffrent fethers her cosins are junkies n are ran oot the toon james speirs burns the spoon .
• The foster brothers maws minge is crawlin wi dinosaurs
• the mcgeown brothers the 2 of them pumpin ther dad when ther away campin
• the clowns that drink in the star every 1 of them is a bawbag
• There are very few things to be proud of from Port Glasgow anymore, all you get is wee guys trying to be the hard man and stabbing someone for a laugh over the weekend and it's because they aint scared of the jail anymore, Neds,Junkies,Dealers,Murders,Alkies,Wido's,Dafty parents who let their wains aff wae it.......... These are the worst things in the Port.. March 2008
• everybody knows everybodys business, wit they dont know aboot ye they make up.
• JUNKiES x
• The neds n killers that get brave at the week-end on drugs and buckfast. josh donnachie, Andy Spark and Colin McAughey to name a few. fags
• The constant road works and traffic lights between Port Glasgow and Greenock! and of course all the JUNKIES!!! The old drunks seem to have gone out of fashion, And why do the addics all talk like that???
• One of the worst in Scotland. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqzVc-jd3Nc
• the port on a winters day
• holy family, full oh tim ham shankers, drug dealers and snotty nosed neds
• ALL THE DISRESPECT.NO ONE GIVES A DAM ANYMORE GIVE THEY WAINS A SLAP
• 2006 no one stands up for each other.Everyone ones for there self.Theres no local communities.All the wains are alkeys or junkies or pregnant and there very lucky if its before there 16.
• THE YOUNGSTERS GROWING UP.THE DRUGS.THE LACK OF JOBS.NOWHERE FOR THE WAINS TO GO AND HAVE FUN.NO YOUTH CLUBS.THE HOUSING.
• AH CANNY SAY A BAD HING ABOOT IT....ITS MAGIC
• Tracy Mingin Boosh N Jason King
• The masses of people in celtic tops, GROWN MEN SHOULD WEAR FOOTBALL TOPS unless playing football !!
• get eh gothics oota eh port fukin scary arse bastards. u gothics dont belong.fuck off get tae fuk!!!!
• when the kerry oots finished
• to much smack
• The NEW people in the Port are acting like idiots and this is the reason why many people are leaving the toon, not because there is no work.
• neds
• looking over yer shoulder for junked oot chancers !!!
• all the chancers about the toon !!!
• junkie scum
• slaimure n oransay neds:))
• people
• Donnachies On a Saturday Night..Hairies Galore & plenty small toon attitude
• being an ex portonion i,ve got to say (regretably) that after reading all this stuff i dont think i'd ever really want to return to the port which is really quite sad coz its been portrayed as a shit hole,full of junkies with nothing much going for it,surely the people of the port want more than junk,drink and all the depravation that goes along with it
• jobs hard to come by. Not a good place for a youngster to progress,A lot of people moving from the area due to this.Having grown up there I ahve many happy memeories but would not go back to stay.
• the other pubs in e toon cept frae donnachies, star and montys . KNOCK EM DOON I SAY THEY ARE EYESORES!!!!!!
• the beast
• every fucken last bit!
• Aw the gibby tramps
• hibs
• kevin mcfarlane the boy just cant talk
• Junkies and the neds, place is full of them.
• the dc is wrecked
• aw the non oronsay punters only jokin ppl
• EASY BURDZ CARGO SHOPS DOPE DEALLERS ON EVERY CORNER
• NO JOBS,NOT SAFE, ROBERT STREET
• dirty junkies robbing old folk
• Being from the Port.
• john o'rourke might come back ......aka dougie o'rourke
• POLISSSSSSS N HUNS
• duddy , duddy's house, duddy's mates , and duddy,duddy,and more of duddy
• ae junkies
• aae hangover ae nxt daay
• JUNKIES
• PORT HIGH RANGERS CLUBS AE WIDOZ (MOSTLY LASSYZ)
• Nae decent guys, sorry but there is not.
• junkies , hunners o them in this toon
• neds
• PRODDYS. nae decent cafes either, aulds costs a fortune.
• john elvis campbells karaoke boogie nights in the comet and that lassie that diz it is pish as well.ye have to walk aboot wae eyes at the back o yer heed and a suit o armour on
• Oronsay. lol. ya dobbers
• The bar reputation it has, it isnt that bad, honestly! you make the place what you want it to be. Also the fact that no one talks anymore, you look up from the pavement and your suddenly getting a kicking for "growling" at someone!?!
• republican parades
• the junkies, the yobs, the lollipop people who yap with their backs to the roads, oh and did i mention the mill
• Everyone is related in some way to each other!!!
• all the fu..in we neds, smashin up cars fur fuk all,i would say grow up but sum off them never doo .all the big neds ,would be gangsters no money but they are all werin the cheep gold and the new trainers.
• i peopkle at live there, theyre aw wee homos.
• GOIN EH SCHOOL,NAW FINDIN ANYONE TAE GET YI AH CARRY OOT.
• GOIN EH SCHOOL,NAW FINDIN ANYONE TAE GET YI AH CARRY OOT.
• wen a stand at the shops and try to talk to everyone and they snub me coz a talk shite coz am bendy roy
• No an uf needles for the junkies
• The world famous Port Glasgow beach, which strechs all the way round to Fergusons, Spains got nae worries then eh
• all the burds are humming awright if yer blind
• the port has not exploded off the face of the earth yet
• gettin up on a saturday mornin after a party at wee angies hoos
• the worst hing aboot ae port must be tryen tae get a cargo. wut ever happend tae ae wee jakes that wud jump in slam bash fur yae fur an extra 50p? a was up paki sams last week n had tae ge a junkie a fiver tae get 2 bottles ow kiwi mad dog man!!!!
• the comet barmaids
• NAW GETTIN A CARGO @ WEEKEND COZ SOME MISREABLE BASTARD WONT GO IN E SHOP CASE HE GETS E JAIL
• junkies , alkies , celtic supporters , prostitutes , smack dealers , neds
• For some reason everybody that you hated and hated you in school tries to b ur best friend on a saturday nite
• the ports stinking and full of tramps
• growing up a prod and gettin it rite up ye (aff yer cousin)
• all the bloody murders
• the junkies
• wut kin be bad in e port?
• wee feeking crabbit barmaids,you know who ye are
• the rain
• nae decent looking woman
• theres nae decent looking burds
• teacher in st stvvs the weather
• if ye let aff a ripper in the dole,ye've shat yersel' by the time the story reaches the dubby shoaps
• that bloody castle, its a waste of space!
• The people, small minded and diseased
• The Port festival,this has got to be updated for next year,its the same all the time,,get some young blood involved in the setting up of some events,let our yougsters have some say in their community.Especially the teenagers who must be totally fed up with the place being taken over by the older lot.Give them some pride in the Port.
• Avondales.....bloody off timed bamms
• the worst thing aboot the port is having to type fast cause your hoose is bieng broken in tae and yea nee to phone the police on the wacked oot junkie standing in yer hall
• the worst hing aboot port glesga is robert st its the worst area fur awe the junkies and dealers. if a wur u ad stay away fae robert st or u might get mugged fur yer 20p bottle.
• vandalism
• More bikes than a BMX rally!
• Too many Tims, they hide for years and suddenly all appear at The Star and fight amongst themselves
• Neds, junkies, neds, no clubs, neds and daft wee boys that smash car windows in front of their daftie girlfriends.
• the whole place
• sea weed when it sticks inside your grips on your trainers
• watching the people deteriorate over the 70s 80s 90s because of the lack of jobs.
• Everybody knows everything about everyone else!
• nawhere tae party at the weekends
• they are knocking woodhall down
• Everybody knows your business..it takes two seconds fur news tae get frae Devol tae the Port Toon
• tony blackburn
• All the junkies up Oronsay,parkhill and the dubby
• BEING BARRED FROM THE WALLACE HAVING TO WALK TO LANGBANCK ON A SUNDAY FOR A DRINK THE SRIRLING COAST OF FINE WINE eg ELDO ect
• bein oot it
• all the wee ned bastards that hang aboot the dubby toilets thinking ther gangsters wae there who you looking at pish.......the bigman will sort them oot
• AND I SUPPOSE THE WORST THING ABOUT THE PORT ALSO HAS TO BE ME !
• IT'S FULL OF PORT ONIONS
• Aw the murders
• The rope works building, Too many old folk and not enough young ones. Some people tend to me a bit rude.
• GETING TARD WITH THE SAME SICK AS THE REST
• the weather
• The women are all pure trollops with beards The whole town All the half caths they have living there
• ALL THE JUNKIES
• bad train service, lousy weather
• Mass unemployment,one of the highest infant mortality rates in the entire u.k. cold,wet,windy,grey,miserable,dark,high incidence of premature death.
• to many big hills! always raining, next to Greenock.
• Police

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