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• Re: Wagon wheels by Rab (Member 10019172) on 15-May-2013
  Name suggestions for new park are welcome;
  
  Townsley Town

• Re: Wagon wheels by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 16-May-2013
  How about"Hide the stuff behind the bushes park""Lanliqshire""Ocean Bar view""Ersraspolis Run"the names are plentiful.Geese merr.Andra

• Re: Wagon wheels by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 16-May-2013
  Little Greenock

• Re: Wagon wheels by jim (Member 10015845) on 16-May-2013
  Big bear arses behind a tree park....
  

• Re: Wagon wheels by jim (Member 10015845) on 16-May-2013
  An it will never happen, the Kelburners are getting a posse ready as we speak....the tully will be doon at the park on Monday at 3pm, so watch oot fur a few well kent faces....lol

• Re: Wagon wheels by Rab (Member 10019172) on 16-May-2013
  Woots wrong wi ri middle road encampment? they yoost tae live er quite happily inat.
  
  Next hing, At maw an daughter that killed themselves in the hotel in Greenock....Andra wits yer take on that wan, woot needs tae have happened fur thum both tae take thur lives like that.....educated people as well, read some oh the nitty gritty on woot they done tae thumselves tae commit suicide....jesus....,
  your good wi stuff like this....geese yer possible scenarios inat....ers ah Darymple street analysis hing.
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• Re: Wagon wheels by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 17-May-2013
  Well unfortunately ah came across is before but it wiz an auw guy an hiz wife.Suicide is ah permanent solution tae ah temprorary problem.Find the problem yive got yir answer.Its extreme but it happens if yir convinced thirs nae other way oot.We.ve all got our breakin points.The millionaire doon hiz last 5.000 is suicidal.5.000 tae us wid be magic.See wit a mean.Ah hink in this case its being expos
  ed.Fraud.enbezzlement,shame,papers involved an the last thing they wanted has of course happened but they willnay be here tae answer furrit.The family never get over is stuff its remembered for generations.Very sad ma hert goes oot tae thum.Ers ah hing.Andra
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• Re: Wagon wheels by Liz (Member 10000259) on 23-May-2013
  Ah didnae know it wis a suicide pact thing..... Sad..

• Re: Ready or not by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 12-May-2013
  Wheres wiz god er Izzy.Don.t furget aboot the 5 miscarriages.Ers ah hing.Andra

• Re: Dont need this! by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 6-May-2013
  Plead not guilty.Get the "tully"involved.Get the public behind ye.Yill get aff.Ats as long as ye didn.t gey the boy the pure malky.Andra

• Re: Dont need this! by FREEBIE (Member 10090113) on 12-May-2013
  Charges have been dropped,I recieved a caution!THE LAW IN THIS COUNTRY FAVOURS THE PERPETRATOR,his father even called me a wa##er for pressing charges against his son.They stole from me not the other way around,very disapointed and angry

• Re: ma wee toon by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 28-Apr-2013
  Metlife Blimp hiz jist arrived over the course.Ers ah balloon hing,Andra

• Re: ma wee toon by June (Member 10002466) on 29-Apr-2013
  and Lennon is spitting the dummy oot again.....errs a baboon thing ....

• Re: ma wee toon by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 30-Apr-2013
  Celtic win the league, get to the last 16 in Europe and put Scotland back on the football map. The Scottish third division gets a taste of religious bigotry, next year the second division will get it.
  Who would have guessed a few years ago, that this year would be so good?
  Hail Hail

• Re: ma wee toon by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 30-Apr-2013
  Yeese dun well at Motherwell an the religious hing is ah baith sides problem.Ers ah maw the priests humpin the wean again hing.Andra

• Re: ma wee toon by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 30-Apr-2013
  Is it no the same as blacks canny be racists, micks canny be bigots inat. ers a we shall overcome someday hing

• Re: ma wee toon by June (Member 10002466) on 2-May-2013
  Jake Scottish fitba is dire...worst it's been in my lifetime....and aye Septic did win the league..and they did beat Barcelona...but the Germans demolished them....and Lemon is still throwing the toys oot the pram....wee fanny
  

• Re: ma wee toon by Rab (Member 10019172) on 2-May-2013
  Woots wrong wi wee fanny's ???...ers ah snacksize hing.

• Re: ma wee toon by June (Member 10002466) on 2-May-2013
  Rab...if you fancy at wee fannies fanny...knock yersel oot son ;-)

• Re: ma wee toon by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 3-May-2013
  June, Rangers are dire, worst thuv ever been, the rest of us are fine! Wan bad apple does not deter us!

• Re: ma wee toon by jim (Member 10015845) on 11-May-2013
  Last year that wee fanny gave away his tainted league winners medal to a 14yr old boy - This year he has given his medal to a 15 year old girl.
  
  I hope that all authorities see this for exactly what it is - Blatant grooming!

• Re: ma wee toon by jim (Member 10015845) on 12-May-2013
  Division 3 wis peado free....
  Division 2 Big Jock Knew ....

• Re: Rangers shares going cheap. by Rab (Member 10019172) on 24-Apr-2013
  Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

• Re: Rangers shares going cheap. by Rab (Member 10019172) on 24-Apr-2013
  Ah thought we wiz devoted tae the club an wiz goanny rebuild it inat???? Woot aboot the season tickets? wit aboot the poor supporters who chanteed is name inat?....it's naw real. Haste yees back!

• Re: Rangers shares going cheap. by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 25-Apr-2013
  Already did Jim,see whos laffin in ah copla years.Ers ah getitriteupyirchocklatboax hing,Andra

• Re: Rangers shares going cheap. by jimmy mcerlane (Member 10202724) on 25-Apr-2013
  No need to be nasty andra son, jist makin sure yeh dinni miss oot on a good thing, ah've had mah share wah Celtic since the McCann days. ers a Green and Whyte hing.

• Re: Rangers shares going cheap. by Roy 193 (Member 10235745) on 25-Apr-2013
  Jimmy; just haud on tae yer "shares" in Maple Leaf Gardens--its a better deal than anything else.ha ha ha.

• Re: Rangers shares going cheap. by jimmy mcerlane (Member 10202724) on 25-Apr-2013
  Roy thur turnin the gardens inti a LOBLOWS ersa get yir frozen fish here hing.

• Re: Rangers shares going cheap. by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 25-Apr-2013
  Amno nasty Jim jist hivin ah wee dig.Anyway the "Tic" need the "Gers" in thir league an if is shite goes oan any longer Scottish Fitbaws fur the graveyerd.Ers ah hing,Andra

• Re: info please by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 24-Apr-2013
  Izzy, ye kin restore it to factory settings, and then get an anti virus package, shouldn't cost more than $ 40 a year. Make a note of all your favorite websites' addresses and passwords first.

• Re: info please by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 24-Apr-2013
  You could also get the anti virus package without restoring it to factory settings, and get it to do the clean up, might be less hassle.

• Re: info please by Izzy (Member 10032520) on 24-Apr-2013
  thanks jake might give it a try.

• Re: Rest in peace by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 23-Apr-2013
  Good capture but I.ll bet hes unlikely to be convicted of the main charge.Might get done for theft of her handbag.We.ll wait an see.Andra

• Re: Rest in peace by Rab (Member 10019172) on 23-Apr-2013
  Atsa ah good point, seen at wee lassies maw on the news ah few weeks ago efter the capture-ye could see on er face that for years she has been through the wringer.

• Re: Rest in peace by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 23-Apr-2013
  Aye shes had it ruff ma hert goes oot tae hur.Andra

• Re: Champions yet again by June (Member 10002466) on 22-Apr-2013
  "We've been lucky enough Rangers weren't in the league" Scott Brown, Celtic captain
  

• Re: Champions yet again by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 22-Apr-2013
  Aye winnin ah wan horse race is ah great achievement.Eejits,yive shot yirsels in the fit getin rid oh the gers.Andra

• Re: Champions yet again by jimmy mcerlane (Member 10202724) on 22-Apr-2013
  It looks like the The S F A will be in the same boat as Rangers. Its nah good Piontin the finger Andra, The greed in the Rangers board caused the downfall of the S F A. BTW ah wid watch the stocks Andra The Green man will be runnin aff wih thim .

• Re: Champions yet again by Rab (Member 10019172) on 22-Apr-2013
  Rangers got rid oh thursels and continue tae naw look too clever both on and aff the pitch......ers ah mammy daddy hing. HAIL HAIL !!!

• Re: Champions yet again by Rab (Member 10019172) on 22-Apr-2013
  Did ye buy shares in thum Andra? ers ah double nugget hing.

• Re: Champions yet again by jimmy mcerlane (Member 10202724) on 23-Apr-2013
  Coarse he did Rab, Andra wis tellin us aw tah buy share as they wur gonni go through the roof. ars a smoke gets in yur eyes hing.

• Re: Champions yet again by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 23-Apr-2013
  Hail Hail!!! Ah love it withoot Rangers, we kin be championees every year

• Re: Champions yet again by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 23-Apr-2013
  Ah did buy shares an am happy wey the return frum thum.Andra

• Re: Champions yet again by Rab (Member 10019172) on 23-Apr-2013
  Must be a laff Andra, trying tae figure oot who's trousered yer dough inat.If ah woos you Andra ad cash yer shares in furra balloon and some bazooka Joe choong gum. Ers ah transfer tattoo fer yer erm hing.

• Re: Champions yet again by Rab (Member 10019172) on 24-Apr-2013
  Stop ra bus...Greens alledgedly trousered a few million an hiz done the off....only fir the Inverclyde bus an taxi mob tae buy in...iss is like a script frae take the highroad. Ers ah bear wi sore heid hing Mrs Mac.

• Re: help by Izzy (Member 10032520) on 17-Apr-2013
  Sorry son I have to call my wanes if I want anything done on the computer I'm a bit owe a numbskull when it comes to it. I'm sure our Andra or Davey or Jim will sort you out though

• Re: help by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 17-Apr-2013
  Tony maybe yir goin deef.Andra

• Re: help by Roy 193 (Member 10235745) on 18-Apr-2013
  Tony; take it back tae the shop where your misses bought it and ask them what is the best way tae get the Sound---taraaaaaaaaa Tata fur Noooo.awrabestawratime, eh ?

• Re: help by tony coyle (Member 10241940) on 18-Apr-2013
  Got it\\\\\\\ my son came over yesterday and fixed it he said I had the sound set on auditorium
  whoops

• Re: help by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 18-Apr-2013
  Longs it wiznay crematorium.Ers ah hing,Andra

• Re: Sorry, happy,sad, living life, cherishing the noo by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 17-Apr-2013
  Its ironic that Boston whose people funded the war in Northern Ireland and kept the IRA fed with money for arms and bombs hive had a copla tiny bombs detonated and its the end of the world.Bombs and death were a daily experience for Ulster people.Having said that I deplore terrorism of any kind and my heart goes out to the victims.Andra

• Re: Sorry, happy,sad, living life, cherishing the noo by Izzy (Member 10032520) on 17-Apr-2013
  Prayers going out for the family's who have lost loved ones and for all who where hurt or affected by this insanity IT JUST WRONG !!!

• Re: Sorry, happy,sad, living life, cherishing the noo by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 17-Apr-2013
  Looks like God wiz away hiz holidaes again Izzy.Ers ah hing.Andra

• Re: Sorry, happy,sad, living life, cherishing the noo by Izzy (Member 10032520) on 18-Apr-2013
  Oh Andra son !!!

• Re: Sorry, happy,sad, living life, cherishing the noo by Rab (Member 10019172) on 22-Apr-2013
  Irony is.....the good Friday agreement.

• Re: losing it by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 11-Apr-2013
  Don.t worry Tony the board goes like this noo an again.Blame Facebook.Wance the novelty wears aff they.ll be back.Ers ah hing,Andra

• Re: losing it by Roy 193 (Member 10235745) on 12-Apr-2013
  Hey Tony; some of us are still "hingin aboot". but like Andra said, the "Gang" will be back noo an' again. Awrabestawratime. Roy.

• Re: losing it by Izzy (Member 10032520) on 13-Apr-2013
  Lots of sunshine here the day folks need to get out and enjoy it, sorry for yous wans that are still getting friggen snow, spring will be coming soon...lol

• Re: losing it by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 14-Apr-2013
  Look at "The Masters" ats the weather we.re gettin.Magic.Andra

• Re: losing it by Roy 193 (Member 10235745) on 14-Apr-2013
  Aye Andra; its nice on the Pacific Coast-- Ski in the morning and Gowf in the efternoon--an a wee dram later on--Slanslangivar gulppppp. tata.

• Re: Hello there by Liz (Member 10000259) on 9-Apr-2013
  izzy, I huvnae worked since end of November and it is daein ma heid right in.
  

• Re: Hello there by Izzy (Member 10032520) on 9-Apr-2013
  Oh hen I have so much I want to do I'll be busy for a long while to come,plus I got to spend time with the grand wanes 4 different times this week and I love it !!!

• Re: Hello there by June (Member 10002466) on 9-Apr-2013
  Congrats on your retirement hen.....enjoy
  

• Re: Hello there by Izzy (Member 10032520) on 9-Apr-2013
  Thanks hen.x

• Re: Hello there by Roy 193 (Member 10235745) on 10-Apr-2013
  Hey; its nice to see you all back; now that you are retired---its great; now you all have time tae run efter the Gran Weans etc; etc, Ta Ta Fur Noo, Roy.

• Re: Hello there by Izzy (Member 10032520) on 10-Apr-2013
  as the other Mc Donalds saying goes............I'm loving it .......

• Re: Happy days.... by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 8-Apr-2013
  She was the best loved hur tae bits.Great Prime Minister.Andra

• Re: Happy days.... by Izzy (Member 10032520) on 8-Apr-2013
  Are you smoking Crack Andra son or just trying to get up every bodys noses .as usual, oh! I know you to wee my wee pal.x but she did have lovely hair inat.

• Re: Happy days.... by Liz (Member 10000259) on 9-Apr-2013
  You must be on the crack tae Izzy...'lovely hair' LOL

• Re: Happy days.... by Izzy (Member 10032520) on 9-Apr-2013
  I bet she kept the hairspray folk in lots of money way that helmet of hair she had........lol

• Re: Happy days.... by Liz (Member 10000259) on 9-Apr-2013
  cannae imagine the mess o' hur bathroom walls an everything...LOL

• Re: Happy days.... by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 9-Apr-2013
  Shocked and embarrassed by the antics of my fellow Scots celebrating the death of Maggie Thatcher in George Square.Youse are an affront on Scotland.Andra

• Re: Happy days.... by June (Member 10002466) on 9-Apr-2013
  we should have organised a wee bams party for that wan......
  

• Re: Happy days.... by Izzy (Member 10032520) on 10-Apr-2013
  The money they are spending on her funeral they could put on a private plane and take us all hame for the big party............

• Re: Happy days.... by June (Member 10002466) on 10-Apr-2013
  bloody disgraceful spending that much money on a funeral....a say send her tae a taxidermist and stuff her....

• Re: Perfidious Albion by Roy 193 (Member 10235745) on 30-Mar-2013
  Wherezzahing eh ??? TTFN.

• Re: Perfidious Albion by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 31-Mar-2013
  Looks like its joost you an me Roy, ah hink thuv abandoned the project

• Re: Perfidious Albion by Roy 193 (Member 10235745) on 31-Mar-2013
  Aye, I think so Jake; any way, I've had a lotta fun on here through the years; and managed to stay in touch with a lot Of Greenockians; Port-and Gourockians, and its been interesting for a long time,TATA the noo.

• Re: Perfidious Albion by Liz (Member 10000259) on 6-Apr-2013
  Nah we ur still open, the Port board will never shut doon..... Might be a bit quieter wi people using FB.

• Re: Perfidious Albion by Rab (Member 10019172) on 7-Apr-2013
  Na, it's deid Liz, facebook has replaced it-time tae say cheerio inat-CHEERIO EVERYBODY AND ALL THE BEST !!!

• Re: Perfidious Albion by jim (Member 10015845) on 7-Apr-2013
  Liz why don't you start Port knowhere board page like the Descendants wan on Facebook.....
  

• Re: Perfidious Albion by Liz (Member 10000259) on 8-Apr-2013
  See whit ah mean, yease aw still look in here, so how about startin up the patter again.... Come oan rab, you cin start it... By the way ur you oan FB??
  

• Re: Perfidious Albion by Liz (Member 10000259) on 8-Apr-2013
  Ah wull huv a pudding supper an 2 pickles please!!!! he he he

• Re: Perfidious Albion by Liz (Member 10000259) on 8-Apr-2013
  Jim yae wid probably get people on that wid be offended wi swearie words innat!!
  

• Re: Perfidious Albion by Rab (Member 10019172) on 8-Apr-2013
  Fuck thum !

• Re: Perfidious Albion by Izzy (Member 10032520) on 8-Apr-2013
  Make mine a pudding supper and 2 beetroot please..
  Rab y'r patters like watter it never stops running...........hehehe.

• Re: Perfidious Albion by Liz (Member 10000259) on 9-Apr-2013
  See!! telt yae it wisnae deid....

• Re: Perfidious Albion by June (Member 10002466) on 9-Apr-2013
  but Maggie is!

• Re: Perfidious Albion by jim (Member 10015845) on 18-Apr-2013
  Naw if it's private like our's, well it wis open but Maggie thatcher privatised it, is it only me that's got brains in the family urr wut....

• Re: Baws Burst by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 10-Mar-2013
  Ah hink ye might be right er Andra. Wid be a great pity though. But ah went tae Parkheid two weeks ago, versus Dundee. Tap team playin the bottom team. There wiz still mair than 30 000 punters, an at wiz aff a thrashin in Europe. Ats mair than ah mine frum the 60's in Celtic's heyday, against the bottom team they'd be lucky tae get 25 000. So thurs still a big fan base. Only hing a didny like wiz
  that the atmosphere is mainly doon tae whits called the green brigade, an a must say the anti british songs pit me aff a bit. All in all though it wiz a great day. Ers a trip doon memory lane hing.
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• Re: Baws Burst by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 10-Mar-2013
  Good points er,but the weans noo get bored efter two minutes never mine staunin in the cawl fur 90.Andra

• Re: Baws Burst by roy wilson (Member 10250611) on 13-Mar-2013
  I WAS AT THE GAME AS WELL AND THOUGHT THE GREEN BRIGADE WERE THE ONLY ONES SINGING, SO WITHOOT THUM THE PLACE WUD BE DEID. AND THERES NUFIN WRANG WEY ANTI BRITTISH SONGS. BETTER THAN g.s.t.q.HAIL.HAIL.

• Re: Baws Burst by Roy 193 (Member 10235745) on 24-Mar-2013
  Hullaw rer; anybuddy hame ??? Jist wundered ? TTFN.

• Re: Morton by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 17-Feb-2013
  92 christ that means am gettin auw.Give hur my regards and best wishes.Jist keep the dollar an use it taewards yir furst pint.Enjoy yir trip.Tell yir maw ave stopped wipin ma nose oan ma sleeve noo am all safisticatit.Andra