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• Re: Rangers to focus on Premier League by jimmy mcerlane (Member 10202724) on 5-Feb-2012
  SO ARE THE RANGERS HA HA

• Re: Rangers to focus on Premier League by Dibble (Member 10022384) on 7-Feb-2012
  Juneburd has all but disappeared. lol Poor jim cannae get aware frae cos av goat ees moby number. lol
  

• Re: Rangers to focus on Premier League by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 10-Feb-2012
  Aye it wull be quiet on here until Rangers dae well again. Might be a long time lol. Ah'm goin tae see ri wee mammy next weekend, hope there's nae snow

• Re: Chap.Chap.Chap. by Dibble (Member 10022384) on 28-Jan-2012
  Good tae hear it. keep it up.

• Re: Chap.Chap.Chap. by Roy 193 (Member 10235745) on 28-Jan-2012
  Whochapshere ???

• Re: Chap.Chap.Chap. by jimmy mcerlane (Member 10202724) on 28-Jan-2012
  Andy thull be tossin yi oot the ludge fur postin thum an is board. Ah thougth it wis a secret.

• Re: Chap.Chap.Chap. by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 28-Jan-2012
  Shush don,t tell naebuddy,Andra

• Re: Chap.Chap.Chap. by Izzy (Member 10032520) on 5-Feb-2012
  I'm gonna tell on you Andra son you'll be in trouble now!!! unless of course you grease my palm with some money then your wee secret wull be safe ....lol
  Hey Dibbs I heard you met my other brother Malky the other night, don't be holding all these brothers of mine against me noo I'm still a lovely big lassie no mater what them brothers tell you!!!!

• Re: Chap.Chap.Chap. by Dibble (Member 10022384) on 7-Feb-2012
  The 2 o them were there the other night. Roberts a fixture in oor place. Ah wis joking wi um the other night. The last time a saw him wis a few weeks before and he wis sittin in the same seat. Ah wis wunderin if he hid been hame.

• Re: Chap.Chap.Chap. by Dibble (Member 10022384) on 7-Feb-2012
  Andra, don't let her threaten ye. Ah'll get her 2 "brothers" tae sort her oot. lol

• Re: TULLY by Liz (Member 10000259) on 26-Jan-2012
  When yae read the tully website yae wull see articles that huv a padlock beside thum, that means yae cannae read that article unless yae huv coughed up some money..... Ah bet they huv lost a shitload of readers now...
  

• Re: TULLY by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 26-Jan-2012
  Imagine that, huvin tae pay tae read a paper. Ats shite so it is lol

• Re: TULLY by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 26-Jan-2012
  Naw shites wits oan the paper.Mine oan nae lavvy paper daes when we used newspaper tae wipe wir erses.Andra

• Re: TULLY by Liz (Member 10000259) on 26-Jan-2012
  Aye well they cin ram it Jake cause the Inverclyde News is better anyways, get the news faster and over the weekend tae.... And there is NawtheNOO fer aw the news back haim....So who needs the Tully anyways!!!

• Re: TULLY by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 26-Jan-2012
  Ah mine we wid only huv lavvy paper when we wir gettin visitors. Many a tully hus wiped ma erse

• Re: TULLY by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 26-Jan-2012
  Liz ah googled Inverclyde News and got www.inverclydenow.com. Is that the right website?

• Re: TULLY by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 26-Jan-2012
  I just registered for Nawthenoo after four tries, it's harder than opening a bank account. Now I've got a message to say that "Admin will advise of their decision". Must be an awfy swanky bunch?

• Re: TULLY by Liz (Member 10000259) on 26-Jan-2012
  Aye thats it Jake, you will get aw the news now, NawtheNOO is like a chat site tae.....Happy Reading
  

• Re: TULLY by Dibble (Member 10022384) on 27-Jan-2012
  The Tilly are at it again. The Charged for it 1-2 ago and then it went free again, probably to try and build up a potential customer base. Its only good for the hatches, matches and dispatches. The rest o it is yesterdays news that you can read in the mornin paper - unless ye want tae see who got the jail at court yisterday. Inverclyde Now is excellent and free!Great photo's of the items that are
  newsworthy and the punter kin submit their ain photos aswell. I honestly think it's the same mob as the Tilly under a different guise.
  ... more >>

• Re: TULLY by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 27-Jan-2012
  Dibbles right Inverclyde Now its ah great read and excellant photies.Andra

• Re: Ah smell fear by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 22-Jan-2012
  Hope yir next shites a hedgehog.Ers ah hing,Andra

• Re: Ah smell fear by Dibble (Member 10022384) on 23-Jan-2012
  It's great when the boot is oan the other fit! Us sellick fans have been quite lenient on yoos huns, considerin the way yees wur boastin fur the 1st three months o the season. LMAO

• Re: Ah smell fear by Dibble (Member 10022384) on 23-Jan-2012
  41 yellow and 4 red cards so far! At least they are top of the bad discipline league. lol

• Re: Ah smell fear by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 25-Jan-2012
  Is it too early tae say that wee Ally is history?

• Re: Ah smell fear by Dibble (Member 10022384) on 27-Jan-2012
  Ah don't think he will be. Gie him some money to prove himsel and then make a judgement. Unlike aw the Gers fans oan here that wanted Lennon tae cock it up and aw that shite, ah actually think that ye need a strong old firm tae keep they county bams doon, so that they don't think they are actually any good. EVERYBUDY IS OOT FUR MERR MONEY - AT'S THE BOTTOM LINE!

• Re: Ah smell fear by eddie buntine (Member 10039210) on 28-Jan-2012
  Jist heard the gers hiv changed thur mind on signing that swedish guy Celik, they found oot his wife's name is Mona.

• Re: Ah smell fear by Dibble (Member 10022384) on 28-Jan-2012
  Eddy where hiv you been? that joke hiz a beard oan it. BTW his faither is called fukte.

• Re: Ah smell fear by eddie buntine (Member 10039210) on 28-Jan-2012
  Ah wiz hiking the Appalachian Trail

• Re: Ah smell fear by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 28-Jan-2012
  yir ah liar ye wir humpin at foreign burd,lol,Andra

• Re: Ah smell fear by eddie buntine (Member 10039210) on 5-Feb-2012
  Andra, Aw the burds aroon here ur foreign,maistly sherman tanks.Ah did shag a Finnish burd wance, she showed me her wee village on Google Earth, jist inside the Arctic Circle, no many Port Bhoys kin brag they cowped an Eskimo

• Re: william docherty by Roy 193 (Member 10235745) on 11-Jan-2012
  Hullo there; I left a message on the Greenock Board; where you might find some answers to your "Family Tree" ttfn.

• Re: william docherty by Dibble (Member 10022384) on 12-Jan-2012
  Try - www.portglasgow4u.co.uk - they are very good on Port Glasgow history.There will probably be someone who can check things out for you.

• Re: Geek Time by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 9-Jan-2012
  Go in here an follow the prompts:
  www.nextvideosoft.com/next-dvd-ripper-free.html

• Re: Geek Time by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 9-Jan-2012
  Cheers al let ye know how ah got oan,Andra

• Re: Geek Time by jim (Member 10015845) on 9-Jan-2012
  Andra sen me yer address pal av got a parcel fur yae mate, sen it tae ma facebook hing if yae want....

• Re: Geek Time by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 10-Jan-2012
  Jim ,6732 Stonecrest Drive,Charlotte,North carolina zip 28212,Cheers,Andra

• Re: Geek Time by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 10-Jan-2012
  Jake.Thanks a million that site worked great.Yir St. Stephens edjacation did ye proud.Wee McVittie would be chuffed.Andra

• Re: Geek Time by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 10-Jan-2012
  Always a pleasure ya big diddy lol

• Re: Geek Time by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 10-Jan-2012
  Last time ah pit ma address oan here two burds sent me thir knickers.Cood yeese please sen more the knees are oot the urrer wans.Thanx in anticipation,Andra

• Re: Geek Time by Liz (Member 10000259) on 12-Jan-2012
  Oh yae send at big shite parcels but yae wullnae send yer ain sister wan, ah telt yae tae send me a tin ah sweeties (ah like quality Street)...

• Re: Geek Time by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 12-Jan-2012
  Hey ,less oh the big shite inat.Ye furget aboot the sister that abandoned hur wee bra and left fur America wey him wey tears trippin him.Aye short memories er.Andra

• Re: Geek Time by Roy 193 (Member 10235745) on 12-Jan-2012
  Now ; now "children" be nice to one another hahaah---a wee box o' chocolates; or a wee dram would be a nice gesture hhaaaaaaaaaaa tata the noo~~~~~~

• Re: Geek Time by Liz (Member 10000259) on 15-Jan-2012
  Aye tears o' joy mair like....

• Re: Geek Time by jim (Member 10015845) on 21-Jan-2012
  Still naw sent that parcel yit andra will do it this week, been a bit busy........

• Re: DING DONG by Liz (Member 10000259) on 1-Jan-2012
  Happy New Year Rab......Aw the Best tae you an your..

• Re: DING DONG by Davie (Member 10002618) on 1-Jan-2012
  Awrabest tae yis all for 2012 inat.
  
  Av got new neighbours and chapped thur door tae wish them all the best. Wit a night!!! Jist like the old days, wee cocktail sticks with pickle, cheese and ham, big bottles o ginger wine and currant bun!! Best neighbours av ever hud lol

• Re: DING DONG by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 1-Jan-2012
  Awe ra best tae everybuddy,Andra

• Re: DING DONG by Izzy (Member 10032520) on 1-Jan-2012
  HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL YOU BAMS HAVE A GREAT ONE.

• Re: DING DONG by bern (Member 10184454) on 7-Jan-2012
  See yoose loat, brilliant folks and I love you all to bits. I am still amazed that every time I log in as portfolksrnuts@yaddayadda.com that I grin from ear to ear. I have amazing memories of magnificent people and though my life is incrediblie busy and I hardly ever get computer time where I live noo.....you are all magnificent. Thank you. Here's to 2012.

• Re: DING DONG by Roy 193 (Member 10235745) on 7-Jan-2012
  I'll drink to that Bern; we've come a long way from the "Lurkers" and "Scotland On-line"--even before "Sues Board" etc etc Awrabest--awratime, eh !

• Re: DING DONG by Liz (Member 10000259) on 12-Jan-2012
  Hey wee yin...... phone me sometime...ah jist huv a cell phone noo, did ah e-mail yae ma number??

• Re: DING DONG by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 12-Jan-2012
  SEn me yir nummer,Andra

• Re: DING DONG by bern (Member 10184454) on 13-Jan-2012
  Fresh start to the year, fresh computer, fresh unused email address that has bursted my new years resoulution to keep my computer safe frae junk email.....I am so glad you moved to the sunshine and I am naw getting caught oot at naw sending you a card....fer yer naw there to discover that part. Here is my new address iluvjohnnyreid@live.ca mibbies if the junk comes through it might have some free music downloads.

• Re: DING DONG by Liz (Member 10000259) on 15-Jan-2012
  whit you want ma number fer Andra..... Bern do you still huv the same phone number??
  

• Re: DING DONG by Liz (Member 10000259) on 15-Jan-2012
  Bernadette, I'm still in freezing in Ohio... Hopefully fer naw much longer...

• Re: DING DONG by bern (Member 10184454) on 18-Jan-2012
  I do Liz so I will call you later Wednesday so I can give you my new email address and phone number.

• Re: DING DONG by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 18-Jan-2012
  Watch oot shes awfa crabbit es daes ah hink its the change,Andra

• Re: DING DONG by Liz (Member 10000259) on 22-Jan-2012
  Aye big change, an aw fer the better...... Hen I'm aff monday's, wednesday's and Thursday..... en I'm done wurking on the $th....Dr hired somebody fer ma job...so at's me fucked, nae job, nae money....
  

• Re: DING DONG by Liz (Member 10000259) on 22-Jan-2012
  4th

• Re: stop the fuckin bus right now by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 30-Dec-2011
  A McIlwee ah coonciler.You don,t know the McIlwee,s.At moab eat thir young.Andra

• Re: TOP THAT by Rab (Member 10019172) on 28-Dec-2011
  Ally...we will win
  
  Rab....no ye wullny
  
  Celtic 1 Rangers 0

• Re: TOP THAT by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 29-Dec-2011
  That ball wiz over the line! it should huv been a draw! ho ho ho

• Re: TOP THAT by jimmy mcerlane (Member 10202724) on 29-Dec-2011
  Rangers hiv nah buddi tah blame but thimsell. giein away a 15 point lead. Mind yi efter watching some oh the Scottish premier league games. Thir awh SHITE.

• Re: TOP THAT by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 29-Dec-2011
  Ah agree Jimmy Scottish fitba is shite. But even shite's good if Celtic finish on tap

• Re: TOP THAT by jimmy mcerlane (Member 10202724) on 29-Dec-2011
  Point taken.

• Re: TOP THAT by Dibble (Member 10022384) on 29-Dec-2011
  The Celtic panto starts the dae. Everytime sumbudy says Ranger you've got tae shout - THEY'RE BEHIND YE!!!!!

• Re: TOP THAT by Dibble (Member 10022384) on 29-Dec-2011
  If ye hiv any points oan yer licence speak tae Ally MCoist. He kin make 15 points disappear in a few months.

• Re: TOP THAT by Dibble (Member 10022384) on 29-Dec-2011
  Jist seen Ally chasin a dug! He cannae hod ontae a lead!

• Re: Merry Christmas. by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 24-Dec-2011
  Same tae you Izzy an family.Its nice over in your country at is time ah year.Andra

• Re: Merry Christmas. by Dibble (Member 10022384) on 24-Dec-2011
  Merry Christmas tae aw the Bams!

• Re: Merry Christmas. by Roy 193 (Member 10235745) on 24-Dec-2011
  To Greenockians-Gourockians and of course Portonians Merry Christmas and a Happy, Healthy New Year, awrabest.

• Re: Merry Christmas. by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 25-Dec-2011
  Awe the best tae everybuddy.Happy ,healthy & prosperous christmas an 2012,Andra

• Re: Merry Christmas. by Rab (Member 10019172) on 25-Dec-2011
  Awrabest tae you tae Andra and all oh the other bams;
  
  Ando noo firra wee xmas song,
  
  "ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS ALLY GAVE TO NEIL
  3 DROPP
  ED POINTS
  2 RED CARDS
  AND A SCOTTISH PREMIER LEAGUE"
  
  IN ALLY WE TRUST ,I WIDNAE TRUST HIM TO HOLD MY PIE SUPPER.
  
  
  ... more >>

• Re: Merry Christmas. by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 25-Dec-2011
  It wiz gettin too easy so we geyed yeese ah wee chance inat,And ah partridge in ah perr tree,Andra

• Re: Merry Christmas. by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 25-Dec-2011
  Aw the best tae everybody, everything ye wish yersels

• Re: Wallace an grommit by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 23-Dec-2011
  A priest and a nun are on a camel in the desert. Camel dies and thur stuck.
  Priest: "sister ah've never fondled a pair a didies before, and ah've never had a wummin play wi ma knob, how about it"?
  Nun: "well it looks like we're goin tae die, we might as well"
  So they get intae each other an the priest gets a hardon
  Priest: "Sister if a put this in the right place, I can create life"
  Nun: "T
  hank god for that. Stick it up the camels arse and let's get oot ah here"
  ... more >>

• Re: Miserable by Roy 193 (Member 10235745) on 17-Dec-2011
  Aw Davie; awrabesttaeye;hope Santa brings ye a lot of presents; and ye hiv a real good Hogmanay;hiv a wee dram fae me (fur me) an' ah'll send ye the money tae pey fur it; awrabestawratime, eh tatafurnoo.

• Re: Miserable by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 19-Dec-2011
  They,ll be at thir xmas dinner,Andra

• Re: Gufaw by Roy 193 (Member 10235745) on 16-Dec-2011
  Who writes yer material fur ye ha ha; ah hink ye need a new wan, hahaha tata fur nooo ,awrabestawratime.

• Re: Gufaw by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 16-Dec-2011
  Always tap class jokes frae Andra lol

• Re: Gufaw by Roy 193 (Member 10235745) on 16-Dec-2011
  True enuff Andra; as long as we keep the "sence o' humour we'll manage tae get by--I still have copies o stuff fae the early days--when we had "lurkers" awrabest.

• Re: hello by Liz (Member 10000259) on 11-Dec-2011
  Ah widnae want tae be too close tae him hen, he wid be tryin tae get his hauns doon yer jumper....LOL

• Re: hello by Roy 193 (Member 10235745) on 11-Dec-2011
  Never got that close tae a brass monkey ha; but I'll take your word for that--nice here on the Pacific Coast, can Ski in the mornin' and still get in 9 holes of golf in afternoon tatafurnoo--awrabesttaeyezzzzzzzzz.

• Re: hello by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 11-Dec-2011
  Ah wiz oan the gawf course the dae it was really nice but thir wiz ah cawl wind blowin.Hink it wiz comin frae canada.Didnay spoil the gawf ats the main hing,Andra

• Re: Hurricane Bawbag by Dibble (Member 10022384) on 8-Dec-2011
  It's even got a mention oan Wiki! lol

• Re: Hurricane Bawbag by bern (Member 10184454) on 9-Dec-2011
  Ahm dead jellus....sno ferr that.....me here and the wind there.

• Re: Bern by bern (Member 10184454) on 9-Dec-2011
  It's simply magnificent here, Andra. The celebrations start earlier and earlier every year and it is all so good. I still wish I was home to feel that wind, hawd ma raincoat up and fly doon the street. See us Andra, awe us older yins...we really did have great times when we were growing up.

• Re: Bern by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 10-Dec-2011
  Ats great.Too waarm here tae believe its christmas.Ah don,t know why they have christmas at this time oh year the shoppes are at busy.Ers ah wean in ah manger nae crib furrah bed hing,Andra

• Re: Don,t bend doon fur the soap by Dibble (Member 10022384) on 6-Dec-2011
  Aw ye need noo is a tuition video oan youtube. BWT mindy is going tae the chair in Limassol, Cyprus in mid january.

• Re: Don,t bend doon fur the soap by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 6-Dec-2011
  Shoot over Dibble Cyprus is ah rerr place.Andra

• Re: Don,t bend doon fur the soap by Dibble (Member 10022384) on 7-Dec-2011
  Ah thought hard aboot it but a don't think ma other half wid hiv been pleased. Am oot often enough withoot nippin ower there. Stevie Horrocks is livin oot there noo an Mick Scally his a hoose there. No tae mention Ronnie Miller, who his a flat ower there.

• Re: Don,t bend doon fur the soap by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 7-Dec-2011
  Take hur wey ye she,ll love the weather an the shoppin,Andra

• Re: wee joke by Liz (Member 10000259) on 5-Dec-2011
  Ha Ha Ha, at wis guid hen, never heard that wan before....getting tired o' reading aw the same jokes oan here...he he he

• Re: wee joke by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 5-Dec-2011
  Ave told at wan oan here before.Andra

• Re: wee joke by bern (Member 10184454) on 8-Dec-2011
  Awe the jokes are old on here. It's just that some of us it young enough not to have heard em before.