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• Re: WHO DAT! by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 9-Feb-2010
  Ats great June. Ah went tae see at film Invictus, great stuff, lump in i throat stuff. Matt Damon got the accent 100%

• Re: WHO DAT! by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 9-Feb-2010
  Anythin that keeps the crime rate doon is awerite by me,Andra

• Re: WHO DAT! by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 9-Feb-2010
  Nelson Mandela wiz still ah terrorist an kilt people by hiz own hauns.Hope ye enjoy the Gerry Adams fulim when it comes oot tae.South Africa white versus black wiz wrong but killins no the answer.Northern Ireland proved at.The only answer is the ballot box,Andra

• Re: WHO DAT! by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 9-Feb-2010
  Ballot box is great except when most iri peepil ur stupit ye end up wi stupit leaders. Look at who's in charge noo!

• Re: Celtic by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 7-Feb-2010
  Jake,fitbaws dyin oan its feet.oor generation is the last oh the diehards.The young wans noo canny be bothered.Staunin watchin ah geeme is too borin when ye hive the chocies they hive.Modern dae kids are lazy.If its no lifted an geyed tae thum they don,t want it.In oor dae it wiz wit ye done ye supported yir team.Awe we had oan ah seterdae wiz fitbaw or wrestlin oan the telly.last time ah wiz hame
  ah went tae Love Street an paid twinty five quid tae watch ah load ah shite in freezin weather,never again.Enjoy yir memories fur they soon will be stuff oh the history books.Andra
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• Re: Celtic by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 7-Feb-2010
  Ah shoulda warned ye aboot Love Street Andra, its nearly as bad as Cappielow lol

• Re: Celtic by jim (Member 10015845) on 7-Feb-2010
  Aye an may yer next shite e a fuckin hedghog....lol

• Re: Celtic by billy (Member 10214248) on 7-Feb-2010
  mair like a bowlin baw m8....its sorer

• Re: Celtic by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 8-Feb-2010
  Jake...Why the weather forecast after every rant...?

• Re: Celtic by Dibble (Member 10022384) on 8-Feb-2010
  "mair like a bowlin baw m8....its sorer!" Oh really? And how do you know that ????? LOL

• Re: Celtic by billy (Member 10214248) on 8-Feb-2010
  cos ave shat a couple in ma time m8 efter ave hud a couple em pakiburgers

• Re: Celtic by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 9-Feb-2010
  Rangers are one half of the Old Firm duopoly that has dominated Scottish football since the launch of the Scottish Football League and to accent that the 'Gers captured their 52nd league title this past May, which is more league titles than any other club in the world. (A "WORLD" Record...That's a pretty heady honor in any book. Rangers, have traditionally drawn their support from the Protestant h
  alf of Glasgow, of Scotland and of Ireland, where both Glasgwegian giants claim a significant fan base. Rangers support also tends to be staunchly Unionist in their political viewpoint, supporting Scotland's position within the United Kingdom and opposed to Scottish independence. With such heavy religious and political overtones, matches between Rangers and arch-rivals Celtic FC can become as heated as you can imagine. But at the end of the day its Rangers record of success on the pitch that means most. No Surrender
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• Re: Celtic by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 9-Feb-2010
  Ah've never really got that masel Tam. Ah hink its frum i ow song hail hail the celts are here. Ah've only come across it recently.

• Re: Celtic by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 9-Feb-2010
  An byriway Tam, ah don't really gie a toss, joost hivvin a laff.

• Re: Celtic by Rab (Member 10019172) on 9-Feb-2010
  No surrender...No credit, No money, No hope, No european cup. It's time to die.... RIP. Mon the vultures!!!

• Re: Celtic by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 9-Feb-2010
  Ha Ha ..I was jist having a laugh as well...Nothing wrang wae a toss either if yer no gettin it.

• Re: Celtic by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 9-Feb-2010
  The Teddy Bears will never go away....The auld Tic wont get the League Championship that easy. I'm off to Glasgow Today ..Lloyds V The Fans.

• Re: Celtic by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 9-Feb-2010
  
  Did you know..........Glasgow Celtic won the European cup with 11 Scotsmen who lived in and around Glasgow.
  Did you also know that more recently the Glasgow Rangers won the European Cup Winners with 11 Protestants...Izzat no a strange phenomenon.

• Re: Celtic by Rab (Member 10019172) on 9-Feb-2010
  Mon Lloyds, dae the right hing, sell thum fur scrap inat!

• Re: Celtic by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 9-Feb-2010
  Messaging from some far flung hot place......At wid be pure ironic Celtic givin Rangers money to keep them afloat protecting there on future interests.

• Re: Celtic by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 9-Feb-2010
  Fiken poxy keyboard......Own

• Re: EL PAPA IN THE HOOSE by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 6-Feb-2010
  A visit tae Ibrox ini popemobile wid be great, gie him a chance tae see authentic Scotland lol

• Re: EL PAPA IN THE HOOSE by BillyBoy (Member 10089870) on 6-Feb-2010
  It wid gie thum a chance tae check oot how guid the safety glass is.... ;o)

• Re: EL PAPA IN THE HOOSE by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 8-Feb-2010
  And to help the environment during the day he can take a wee run doon tae the Port Toon and visit the shit hole pubs where he can converse wae awe the Social sponging Plastic Paddies, saves a trip tae Dublin inturn saving Diesel,

• Re: EL PAPA IN THE HOOSE by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 8-Feb-2010
  C'mon Tam tell us how ye really feel, don't haud back noo lol

• Re: EL PAPA IN THE HOOSE by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 8-Feb-2010
  
  Nae wunner Jake, Awe them big diesel burnin pallootin vehicals shood be banned.

• Re: EL PAPA IN THE HOOSE by BillyBoy (Member 10089870) on 8-Feb-2010
  Haud the bus innat! awe them big diesel burnin pallootin vehicals pay oor wages in a roonaboot way along wae the mer pallootin petrol motors..... ;o)

• Re: Robbie's Lament by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 3-Feb-2010
  
  Tams Top Tip's for the Horses this week are.... Confidentiality and Tiddly Winks.

• Re: Robbie's Lament by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 3-Feb-2010
  Celtic ends quiet int it,Andra

• Re: Robbie's Lament by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 4-Feb-2010
  I heard today from a very good source (A friend of a Norwich City Director) That Paul Lambert has a clause written into his contract, He can leave for Parkhead for the start of next season. Remember where you heard it.

• Re: Robbie's Lament by Rab (Member 10019172) on 4-Feb-2010
  Ah hink it's inevtitable that the Tic will gel as a team go on tae be successful...mibbees naw this season, the board know that Rangers ir in trouble an so thur investin noo tae get the guarunteed champions league place fir the forseeable future. But, as we all know, money disnae buy success, we need a good Rangers ur else the league goes predictable, flat an dull. Fair play tae the Gers, thur goi
  n furrit an got a good lead tae but there will be a tight run in an hopefully ah bitta excitement fur the fans.
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• Re: Robbie's Lament by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 4-Feb-2010
  
  A caught wan...A caught wan..... It's a big yin and he's took the bait...Quick ..everybody get intae um.....Thurs bountae be merr hingin aboot....

• Re: Robbie's Lament by Rab (Member 10019172) on 4-Feb-2010
  ??? Ah never mentioned Paul Lambert so ah ah hink yer hairy wurrim flew aff mid cast kinda hing Tam...ers ah premature ejaculation hing!!! LOL

• Re: Robbie's Lament by BillyBoy (Member 10089870) on 4-Feb-2010
  Whos Paul Lambert? ;o)

• Re: Robbie's Lament by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 4-Feb-2010
  Mrs Lambert,s son,Andra

• Re: Robbie's Lament by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 4-Feb-2010
  Rab where huv ye been...Murder intit when yer team is playin pish..and awe the buzzards start circlin...Any how ah totally agree way ye..Wan needs the other..It's too big a buisness tae let wan go doon the pan..cos the other will follow.

• Re: Robbie's Lament by Dibble (Member 10022384) on 5-Feb-2010
  The days news is the morras fish supper wrappin. Sellick wur yisterdae - the dae they press are dissectin a comment made by Wattie Smith oan Seturdae.
  As fur Lambert? A heard that shite last week. Where's his managerial credentials? He has them as a play - no as manager. Remember Liam Brady!
  
  A think Rabs right, the team that bein put the gether might no be able tae good enuff fur this season
  . Then again, maybe the Gers will go intae administration - get 10 points deducted for their trouble and gift sellick the league! LOL
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• Re: Robbie's Lament by Davie (Member 10002618) on 5-Feb-2010
  A wish they wid go doon, Scotlands shame the pair o them.

• Re: Robbie's Lament by Rab (Member 10019172) on 5-Feb-2010
  Ah thought at woos Danny Parker an Micky Madden? LOL

• Re: Robbie's Lament by BillyBoy (Member 10089870) on 5-Feb-2010
  A thought it was The Parcel of Rogues.... ;o)

• Re: Robbie's Lament by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 6-Feb-2010
  Tam whits Hiberniaphobia like?

• Re: Robbie's Lament by Blue (Member 10012717) on 6-Feb-2010
  It's Guinness, by the way.

• Re: Robbie's Lament by Blue (Member 10012717) on 6-Feb-2010
  Oh, and "accordion," while we're at it.

• Re: Robbie's Lament by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 6-Feb-2010
  Ah thought it might be like, hivvin nightmares aboot wee green men an stuff like at. Ah heard thurs a cure, ye joost go tae parkheid an support the hame team, join in i singin inat, an afore ye know it, yer no feart a paddies any merr.

• Re: Robbie's Lament by Blue (Member 10012717) on 6-Feb-2010
  Must we use the term "paddies"?

• Re: Robbie's Lament by eddie buntine (Member 10039210) on 7-Feb-2010
  Ah thought Hiberniaphobia wiz a bear who refused tae eat awe the berries an nuts an salmon in the summer and didnae go tae sleep the whole winter long.

• Re: Robbie's Lament by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 7-Feb-2010
  Aye some ah ri currant buns ur like that

• Re: Robbie's Lament by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 7-Feb-2010
  Mibbe ats how they ur called ri bears :-(

• Re: Robbie's Lament by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 7-Feb-2010
  Thir calt bears cause the "Aye Ready",Andra

• Re: Robbie's Lament by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 7-Feb-2010
  Clickity, click...Clickity ..Click...Teedly..Teeedly..dee

• Re: Robbie's Lament by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 7-Feb-2010
  Yer gettin er Tam, keep it up son.

• Re: Fitba results by June (Member 10002466) on 3-Feb-2010
  naw sure Davie..but a heard the Tic just brought awn a new fella...supposed tae be brilliant,....said on the BBC he was at Celtic tae win trophies ..so am sure he scored against the Killie....

• Re: Fitba results by June (Member 10002466) on 3-Feb-2010
  could be wrang tho.....so ask Rab, Eddie urr Dibble,they probably know ,,,,,

• Re: Fitba results by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 3-Feb-2010
  Mowbrays jakits oan ah shaky nail.Kilmarnock humped em wan ,nuthin.celtic need tae plan fur next season ,its over,Andra

• Re: Fitba results by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 3-Feb-2010
  Mowbry made a F*ck Up.... He shoodah bought Kilmarnock wae awe that money. Wot a waste, It's gonnie cost thum even merr tae loss the league iss season. Ameen how much is a single ferr back tae Totnum.

• Re: Fitba results by jim (Member 10015845) on 3-Feb-2010
  Could yae go killie pie robbie keane, could yae go a killie pie robbie keane, could yae go a killie pie SURRENDER OR YU'LL DIE, could yae go a killie pie robbie keane......lol

• Re: Fitba results by Dibble (Member 10022384) on 3-Feb-2010
  Good wan Davie - "am workin doon south an don't know the score!" lol

• Re: Scottish cultural ambasador inat by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 31-Jan-2010
  Hey Rab...A woodnay wurry abootit mate, It's f*kin freezin oot here on eez Rigs man, Snows fleein past horizontle bytheway. C*nts keep leevin at office door opin.

• Re: Scottish cultural ambasador inat by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 31-Jan-2010
  Eh rab Turkeys ah great place furrah gobble,Andra

• Re: Scottish cultural ambasador inat by June (Member 10002466) on 31-Jan-2010
  Its the same here Rab.....been pissin doon rain n bliddy freezing.....worst winter I have seen here....But a have always heard that The Saints will win the SuperBowl when Hell freezes over...and next Sunday am away oer tae New Orleans tae watch the game wi ma cajun coonass pals.....GEAUX SAINTS!!!!

• Re: Scottish cultural ambasador inat by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 31-Jan-2010
  Am furrah Saints tae.Always liked em .Ave been tae the superdome ah copla times ,great stadium.Ah youst tae visit Kenner a lot when ah had friends er.Ers ah rerr toon,Andra

• Re: Scottish cultural ambasador inat by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 31-Jan-2010
  Who wiz at famous saints player that had the restaurant in the toon.Hink he played in the 70,s 0r 80,s.last ah heard he committed suicide.Ers ah wheres gordon ramsey when ye need him hing,Andra

• Re: Scottish cultural ambasador inat by June (Member 10002466) on 3-Feb-2010
  Hows the Celtic been doing these days?

• Re: Scottish cultural ambasador inat by June (Member 10002466) on 3-Feb-2010
  No sure who that wis Andra, a will try n find oot fur ye tho....

• Re: Scottish cultural ambasador inat by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 3-Feb-2010
  Ah wiz in hiz restaurant an wiz introduced tae him.Very nice bloke but ah canny mine hiz name.Andra

• Re: Scottish cultural ambasador inat by jimmy mcerlane (Member 10202724) on 3-Feb-2010
  Wisat Steve Mcnair Andra, His 18yr aw burd shot him en toped hursel He hud a restaurant Somewhere.

• Re: Scottish cultural ambasador inat by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 3-Feb-2010
  naw Jim ah wid hive remembered ah name like McNair.Diznay matter hes pan breed anyway,Andra

• Re: Ballerina by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 30-Jan-2010
  SCHOOL DAYS
  A load of Port Glasgow weans go on a bus trip to a safari park. One of them opened the emergency exit door and before you know it they are all running among the animals.
  A warden runs up shouting ‘Oh My God, the lions!, the lions!.
  Quick as a flash a wee boy turns round and say’s ‘Look mister, F***king shut it, we’re no gonna touch yer F***king Lions!
  

• Re: Ballerina by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 30-Jan-2010
  SCHOOL DAYS AGAIN
  I can still remember play-time at school. A bit of footy, sneakin’ a quick cigarette & trying to finger the girls behind the bike shed.
  I f***king loved that jannie’s job.
  

• Re: Ballerina by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 30-Jan-2010
  SPORTS
  I was walking down the road the other day when I bumped into Mike Tyson. He had lost both arms in a motorcycle accident.
  I remembered all the fights he had and how he was one of the greatest heavyweight boxers I had ever seen.
  I was lost for words, what could I say, he had been my hero. I looked into his eyes and suddenly found the courage to say something…
  ‘Come on then ya black
  C**nt, Let’s have ye’
  
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• Re: Ballerina by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 30-Jan-2010
  HOLIDAYS
  Glasgow guy on holiday in Amsterdam goes into a brothel and asks for the fattest, ugliest girl with the saggiest t*ts and a f**ny like a vandalised bus seat.
  The madam say’s ‘Are we feeling kinky tonight Sir?’
  He replied ‘No, just F***king homesick’
  

• Re: Ballerina by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 30-Jan-2010
  LOVE IS
  Whenever a woman complains about giving a blow job, just remind her how it is easier to swallow a teaspoon of cream than it is to lick a dead fish.
  

• Re: Ballerina by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 30-Jan-2010
  COULD YOU BE A MUSLIM ?
  Take this simple test and find out………..
  1. Do you have more wives than teeth?
  2. Do you own a $25,000 rocket but can’t afford shoes?
  3. Do you cultivate Heroin but have a moral objection to beer?
  4. Do you think vests come in two styles? – Bullet Proof and
  Suicide.
  5. Do you scrape the shit off your sweaty arse with your bare hand but consider bacon unclean?
  
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• Re: Ballerina by Roy 193 (Member 10235745) on 30-Jan-2010
  Tam; I've heard most of them before; however, its just the way you tell them--coudnae stop laffin--hhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Kep em goin'.

• Re: Ballerina by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 30-Jan-2010
  tam slow doon ah canny read at fast,Andra

• Re: Ballerina by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 31-Jan-2010
  Fanny like a vandalised bus seat. Cracker!

• Re: Ballerina by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 31-Jan-2010
  dae you know hur tae jake,lol,Andra

• Re: Smart wee lassie by BillyBoy (Member 10089870) on 30-Jan-2010
  hahahaha! guidyin ;o)

• Re: ROBERT ADAM by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 29-Jan-2010
  Sorry tae hear at Liz.The name diznay ring ah bell wey me an ah find at strange.Did he hive ah nickname ?.Yir right about the P.M. unless of course the family Dr can convince the Fiscal his death was expected.Andra

• Re: ROBERT ADAM by DD (Member 10022363) on 29-Jan-2010
  Liz, av been oot at the court aw day but it's ma office that deals wi things like that. Ah'll see wit a kin find oot fur ye.

• Re: ROBERT ADAM by Dibble (Member 10022384) on 29-Jan-2010
  See wit happens when a log oan wi annurra email address.lol

• Re: ROBERT ADAM by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 29-Jan-2010
  Why dont ye crack a joke, log oot, log in as sumdy else and laugh at yer ain patter same as Mr Yogi AKA Magoo.

• Re: ROBERT ADAM by Liz (Member 10000259) on 29-Jan-2010
  Thanks Dibble... double d...LOL

• Re: ROBERT ADAM by June (Member 10002466) on 30-Jan-2010
  sorry aboot yer uncle hen....n a hope yer feeling awwright yersel...

• Re: ROBERT ADAM by Liz (Member 10000259) on 30-Jan-2010
  Thanks hen....I'm feeling pretty good, went to work the day and lasted all day...LOL... Amazing the difference a stent can make...

• Re: ROBERT ADAM by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 30-Jan-2010
  Wow!!!ah Gray went tae wirk an lastest awe dae.Ats gotae be ah furst lol,Andra

• Re: ROBERT ADAM by Dibble (Member 10022384) on 30-Jan-2010
  Even goin tae work is an achievement! lol (Gettin the crash helmet oan noo!)

• Re: ROBERT ADAM by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 30-Jan-2010
  Aye Dibs me an you are fur the pure malky,Andra

• Re: ROBERT ADAM by Liz (Member 10000259) on 30-Jan-2010
  Hey I'm a Gray, bloody hauf crippled an ah git ma erse oot tae wurk!!!!

• Re: ROBERT ADAM by Liz (Member 10000259) on 30-Jan-2010
  Hey dibble did yae hear anyhing??

• Re: ROBERT ADAM by Dibble (Member 10022384) on 1-Feb-2010
  Am Mon-Fri! Ah'll find oot in the mornin.

• Re: ROBERT ADAM by Liz (Member 10000259) on 1-Feb-2010
  Aye fire me an e-mail if yea get any info.......I think he goes up tae Glesga tuesday fer the autopsy hing...other than that the polis still huv the keys tae the hoose...... Yae got any ideas aboot them going in tae the hoose, apparantly he wis sittin fer 2 weeks????

• Re: ROBERT ADAM by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 1-Feb-2010
  Autopsy is american.Post mortem is british.They keep the keys oh the hoose until the result an also tae secure the property until the rightful heir can get it.if thirs nay heir the property goes tae the crown.Andra

• Re: ROBERT ADAM by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 1-Feb-2010
  Ma uncle Robert didnae huv much Heir anyhow. Ah bags his season ticket for Ibrox. His Sash wiz a cracker tae...

• Re: facebook hing by Davie (Member 10002618) on 26-Jan-2010
  Nah mate, just sign in wi this address :
  http://www.facebook.com/

• Re: facebook hing by Liz (Member 10000259) on 27-Jan-2010
  Jist save the addy in yer favorites, then when yae want tae look at it click oan the addy and it will ask yae tae sign in wi yer ID & password (you should huv these awready if yae said yae sighned up wi thum)en it takes yae right tae yer ain page. Then yae start adding friends, yae huv tae send a request tae them ur they wull send wan tae you, if yae want thum oan yer friends list then yae jist O
  K thum.....Yae cin put pictures oan yer profile page innat, an yae cin also make it where yae only want certain people tae look at thum....
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• Re: facebook hing by Liz (Member 10000259) on 27-Jan-2010
  cannae watch or listen tae anything Davie....tells me to enable Java Script, it is enabled ah checked????

• Re: facebook hing by Liz (Member 10000259) on 27-Jan-2010
  Oooops posted iss in wrong place, should be under the BBC hing..
  

• Re: facebook hing by Davie (Member 10002618) on 27-Jan-2010
  Liz, a hope yir fancy stent worked ok and yir ok.
  Did that link work ok fur yi? Yi getting the I Player stuff ok noo?

• Re: facebook hing by Liz (Member 10000259) on 28-Jan-2010
  Thanks Davie, feels like it's wurking, so at's guid.... Get it checked in 4 weeks.... Ah got the web site an aw that Davie, but when ah tried tae watch anyhing it said ah hud tae enable the Java hing an it's awready enabled, so ah dunno whit ah cin dae???

• Re: facebook hing by Blue (Member 10012717) on 28-Jan-2010
  Liz, I got the same Java message. I was so disappointed! I thought we were going to be able to see "Coronation Street" again!

• Re: facebook hing by roy wilson (Member 10236024) on 28-Jan-2010
  hoos at weerdo in mick lees rat paints his toenails

• Re: facebook hing by Liz (Member 10000259) on 28-Jan-2010
  yep, bit disappointed to Blue, there was a show that was filmed around Port Glasgow and Greenock, I was able to pull it up but it wouldn't let me view it because of the Java thing.....oh well!!!

• Re: facebook hing by Davie (Member 10002618) on 28-Jan-2010
  Have yi updated yir java client? I've got an irish server at work and it works ok for me. Try another wan o they links on the page and see if it goes ok there.

• Re: facebook hing by Liz (Member 10000259) on 29-Jan-2010
  Feekin hell Davie, every time yease gie us some link ur another we huv tae dae aw sorts ah shite tae get thum tae wurk....LoL... Noo yae huv tae tell us how tae update the Java hing...

• Re: facebook hing by Davie (Member 10002618) on 29-Jan-2010
  Shut it you lol
  A meant tae ask, wit browser yi usin? Internet explorer? google chrome? firefox?

• Re: facebook hing by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 29-Jan-2010
  Am confused Davie where did ye get awe es brains ?.Andra

• Re: facebook hing by Liz (Member 10000259) on 29-Jan-2010
  he got a lain ah some irish guys brains Andra....LOL

• Re: Shite at by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 26-Jan-2010
  Aye its shite right anuf Andra ah huv done a few times, haud the dug in yer erms, jag goes in, wan second later its oot. Ahm no gettin anurra wan efter the two ah huv goat ur deid. Anyhoo, cheer ye up inat. Ahm in Brisbane an its Australia day. Big island wae drunk people an ri politicians ur tryin tae turn it inta a nation. Punters urnae wearin it, too busy hivvin a good time. Burds ur like Port
  burds, fat, drunk an easy but they've got a tan. Great place
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• Re: Shite at by Davie (Member 10002618) on 26-Jan-2010
  Sorry tae hear at Andra, must be uff fur yis.
  
  In sayin that, see over in America, dae the dugs rip their erse's along the groon like the wans in the Port when they huv got worms?

• Re: Shite at by jim (Member 10015845) on 26-Jan-2010
  Did yer dug have big lug's annaw......

• Re: Shite at by BillyBoy (Member 10089870) on 26-Jan-2010
  Och Andra ats ruff, anno it isny people innat but it gies ye paws for thought, sympathies innat! ;o)

• Re: Shite at by billy (Member 10214248) on 26-Jan-2010
  cheers billy in mrs clarks knickers m8 4 ra shout oot oan corby board....u sniffin aroon agen

• Re: Shite at by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 26-Jan-2010
  Ats ra geeme yir comments cheered me up.Dugs here ir jist the same Davie cept they bark wey ah accent an run doon the wrong side oh the road inat.Andra

• Re: Shite at by eddie buntine (Member 10039210) on 26-Jan-2010
  Ma dugs got a hare lip,runs aroon the gerdin goin "Mark" "Mark" at the squirrells.

• Re: Shite at by BillyBoy (Member 10089870) on 26-Jan-2010
  A hudtae look efter an Staffordshire bull terrier fer a while, a big mental fcuker. A hink it wis a pitbull masel hud feekin jaws like a hyena. Brulliant wae family, weans an frens innat(but ye never know). But wae neds & black dugs it wid jist go crazymental an want tae eat thum... ;o)Ma lassie hus wanna em shitzus, it jist lies aboot impersonatin a pyjama case....;o)

• Re: Shite at by Liz (Member 10000259) on 26-Jan-2010
  Sorry tae hear aboot yer dug Andra...Ah huv 3 o' thum, pains in the bloody erse, but ah wouldnae watch any o' them suffer.. We hud a boxer dug when we lived in San Diego an we had tae git hur put tae sleep, bloody awful so it wis tae take that step....

• Re: Shite at by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 26-Jan-2010
  Ah hud a big Great Dane wance, The mother in law wiz baby and dug sittin , She phoned us in a panic sayin it's intestines were fawin oot it's erse. We got a Taxi hame pronto , only tae find the Big galoot had only swallowed a pair of the wifes tights and they wur draggin along the groon behind erse. (Nearly ruined thum)

• Re: Watching BBC i player abroad by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 24-Jan-2010
  Checked at oot davie.Wits at aboot ah coodnay wirk oot wit ah wiz supposed tae dae,Andra

• Re: Watching BBC i player abroad by Izzy (Member 10032520) on 24-Jan-2010
  I didnna get that either Davie, and that wan wee bit on the right hand side at the bottom kept talking about SOCKS inat I don't hardley waer socks so what was I suppose to do..heee heee

• Re: Watching BBC i player abroad by Davie (Member 10002618) on 24-Jan-2010
  Nae bother. Wit tae dae is. See when you open up that link. In the middle o the page is a load o links. Press the 2nd wan PROXIFY.EU.
  That opens up a page and near the tap then it asks tae type in a location url. So if yir wanting tae watch BBC i player yid type that address in - http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/ When yi type in the address in the address box press Proxify.
  Wance yi proxify it yi ki
  n then go tae BBC i Player and watch tae yir hearts content.
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• Re: Watching BBC i player abroad by Liz (Member 10000259) on 27-Jan-2010
  Got it davie....Thanks pal..

• Re: Question by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 24-Jan-2010
  Guy asked me at, at gawf the dae nearly pist masel laffin,Andra

• Re: Question by Liz (Member 10000259) on 24-Jan-2010
  Whit dae yae mean yae nearly?? auld men like you ur aye pishin thursells....LOL

• Re: Question by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 24-Jan-2010
  Hey you am in full wirkin order.Ma glands ir bran new.Nah hing geese ah squatch at your mamarie glands.Ers ah em hings are like fitbaw studs ,Andra

• Re: Question by Liz (Member 10000259) on 25-Jan-2010
  Iss is the 2nd time a wrote is shite....anyways ah jist took ma ambien an i,m getting ready ta faceplant oan iss keyboards...... I am up here at Intercontinental Suite up at Cleveland Clinic, it is some place, valet parkig an aw that...So anyways fer anybody that might be inteested I'm goin in tae the hospital the morra tae git a stent put in, it will be in ma stomach right above where ah had aw m
  a bypasses done....Surgeon says they wull probably keep me overnight........ So tatty bye gang,mibea see yease Tuesday if they don,t keep me in any longer......
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• Re: Question by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 25-Jan-2010
  Good luck an we,ll see ye later.Andra

• Re: Question by Rab (Member 10019172) on 25-Jan-2010
  God bless ye Liz an keep ye safe inat !!! Port burdz rool!!!

• Re: Question by bern (Member 10184454) on 25-Jan-2010
  The marvels of medicine. All the best Liz.

• Re: Question by billy (Member 10214248) on 25-Jan-2010
  aye hen the bionic wummin ...we kin rbuild u

• Re: Question by Liz (Member 10000259) on 28-Jan-2010
  Thanks everybody fer all yer kind wurds.... Yease huv been wi me since the beginning of this an ah appreciate aw yer friendships...

• Re: Question by Blue (Member 10012717) on 28-Jan-2010
  I missed it, Liz! But I'm glad you're doing okay.

• Re: Question by Liz (Member 10000259) on 28-Jan-2010
  Thanks Blue.....

• Re: epi fish by billy (Member 10214248) on 23-Jan-2010
  aye the missus withoot a bevvy

• Re: Wish ma name wis by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 22-Jan-2010
  Goofy bastard at guy.Craig Ferguson is the best oan latenight,an amno bias,hiz patters fresh.Andra

• Re: Wish ma name wis by BillyBoy (Member 10089870) on 22-Jan-2010
  His patter wis better when he did stand up comedy as Bing Hitler... ;o)

• Re: Wish ma name wis by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 22-Jan-2010
  Mine seein him as Bing Hitler many moons ago an yir right he wiz guid,Andra

• Re: Wish ma name wis by Izzy (Member 10032520) on 23-Jan-2010
  Went to see Craig Ferguson 's show a few years ago in L.A. it was great he has lots of goof patter.

• Re: Wish ma name wis by billy (Member 10214248) on 23-Jan-2010
  he,s pish been tae see the show

• Re: Wish ma name wis by Liz (Member 10000259) on 23-Jan-2010
  As stand up comedian, Billy Connoly beats thum aw by miles....

• Re: Wish ma name wis by BillyBoy (Member 10089870) on 23-Jan-2010
  Canny disagree wae at Liz ;o) At Jerry Sadowitz must be the worst staund up ;o)

• Re: So Sad by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 21-Jan-2010
  
  W...Is for bunch of fukin Wankers.

• Re: So Sad by Davie (Member 10002618) on 21-Jan-2010
  That's pish right enuff. Kenny should have taken lessons aff the Port boy's.
  Mair than wan means there's witnesses.
  He should have picked them aff wan by wan at a later time in controlled bushwacks.

• Re: So Sad by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 22-Jan-2010
  
  "Wish" I were the Judge.

• Re: So Sad by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 22-Jan-2010
  Am wey Davie oan at wan thirs urrer ways oh dealin wey at stuff,Andra

• Re: So Sad by billy (Member 10214248) on 23-Jan-2010
  aye well ah kno the bros grimm.... the boy is better aff noo

• Re: So Sad by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 23-Jan-2010
  Zat right..Well ah dont know u so your opinion diznae coont.

• Re: So Sad by billy (Member 10214248) on 23-Jan-2010
  aye n neithr dis urs ya muppet

• Re: So Sad by billy (Member 10214248) on 23-Jan-2010
  ffs the bro wis run oot kilbarchan 4 anti social shite...so dont gies ur shite m8.... he hung aboot wae aw em wee neds pishd n causin bothr...thats the script....wis oan buckie evry day n nvr otta bothr wae polis....best hing happnd the cunt gettin jailed...gies a lot peeps peace...no that ma opinion mattrs n aw that u kno whit ah mean fannybaws

• Re: So Sad by magoo (Member 10238070) on 23-Jan-2010
  tam ye forgot
  tae mention aw
  ah the above son!
  
  ah used tae see
  em stoa
  ting aboot
  causing shite!
  
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• Re: So Sad by billy (Member 10214248) on 23-Jan-2010
  troo m8....at least the boy isnae wanderin aroon wae a bunch fannies n is gettin lookd efter proper noo....aye ya bam u conveniently 4got rest ah the story m8

• Re: So Sad by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 24-Jan-2010
  Ah Ha...I know you Mr Magoo, Did i upset you and yer boyfriend.

• Re: So Sad by magoo (Member 10238070) on 24-Jan-2010
  naw son
  ye upset ma missus n her boyfreend!
  pmsl!

• Re: So Sad by yogi (Member 10237960) on 24-Jan-2010
  aye an we aw kno
  yu tam ,hows
  yur sis dain these days

• Re: So Sad by billy (Member 10214248) on 24-Jan-2010
  haw magoo m8...bttr watch oot the bam might jist get his big wan tae b hard man cuz tae us aw....tokin aboot upsettin peeps ... look whit gettin upset got that fanny

• Re: So Sad by magoo (Member 10238070) on 24-Jan-2010
  yer awright tam son
  me and ma boyfreend
  ur good !
  
  takes a lot tae upset us gay
  
  cunts !
  lmao!
  
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• Re: So Sad by billy (Member 10214248) on 24-Jan-2010
  belter....ffs

• Re: So Sad by magoo (Member 10238070) on 24-Jan-2010
  aye tam if yer fae greenock
  an port ye wud kno me son!
  

• Re: So Sad by BillyBoy (Member 10089870) on 24-Jan-2010
  Whitever the guys rep is aside. Picture iss! yir granny, maw, sister, brurra, son or daughter comes hame aw distressed innat cos 4 fanny neds hiv geid thum pelters. Whit wid u dae????? ;o)

• Re: So Sad by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 24-Jan-2010
  No what i have noticed...Mr Magoo, Yogi and Billy are the same person. 3 different login's. Whats that all about...And how weird is that.. Son

• Re: So Sad by jimmy mcerlane (Member 10202724) on 24-Jan-2010
  They entertain me ha ha

• Re: So Sad by billy (Member 10214248) on 25-Jan-2010
  u think so m8

• Re: So Sad by Rab (Member 10019172) on 25-Jan-2010
  Ah hink yer a glaikit cunt billy wi really crap patter, thus far yiv failed tae dissapoint me...gimmee a high six!!!

• Re: So Sad by billy (Member 10214248) on 25-Jan-2010
  och nae ptobs m8...been cawed mair than glaikit in ma time .....usually its that big cunt ...cheers

• Re: So Sad by Rab (Member 10019172) on 25-Jan-2010
  Am naw yer m8.

• Re: So Sad by billy (Member 10214248) on 25-Jan-2010
  ok m8

• Re: So Sad by Rab (Member 10019172) on 25-Jan-2010
  Nae bother ataw cunt.

• Re: So Sad by billy (Member 10214248) on 25-Jan-2010
  aye thats me m8....cheers