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| Dabs inat
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by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 20-Mar-2010
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Aw iss talk aboot billy hivvin her period reminded ah they fanny pads frum i ow days. Yoosti go oot wi ri burd an she wiz on hur dabs an ye wid promise yersel ye wurnae gonny get aw messy iss time. Never worked. Ye wid go hame aw covered in blood an itchy. Desperate days inat
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| Google street again
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by Davie (Member 10002618) on 19-Mar-2010
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Erz some of the local talent!
http://maps.google.co.uk/?ie=UTF8&t=h&layer=c&cbll=55.942059,-4.744657&panoid=wHLOvx9pQQEB6k7O0VKszQ&cbp=12,340.7,,2,9.8&ll=55.942059,-4.744657&spn=0,359.99716&z=19
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by Davie (Member 10002618) on 19-Mar-2010
A cupla intellectuals
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=greenock&sll=53.800651,-4.064941&sspn=0.449329,1.234589&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Greenock,+Renfrewshire,+United+Kingdom&ll=55.95096,-4.761887&spn=0.003352,0.009645&t=h&z=17&layer=c&cbll=55.950876,-4.761822&panoid=ERiZWK-nVpWUw56tv0u1Hw&cbp=12,54.79,,0,18.2
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by Davie (Member 10002618) on 19-Mar-2010
A Glesga tan
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&client=firefox-a&channel=s&q=glasgow+map&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Glasgow,+Lanarkshire,+United+Kingdom&gl=uk&ei=oCWaS9C0I4_w0wSHzIHbAQ&ved=0CAsQ8gEwAA&ll=55.862153,-4.23605&spn=0.000804,0.00284&z=19&layer=c&cbll=55.862123,-4.235711&panoid=ZeA-ncxM3AXWglYifrZJ_g&cbp=12,134.64,,1,15.56
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by jim (Member 10015845) on 19-Mar-2010
lol.........http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=381227504987&ref=mf#!
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by Liz (Member 10000259) on 19-Mar-2010
Ah tell yae wan hing, ah widnae be takin any money oot the hall in the wa when aw em eejits ur hingin aboot...... Dae yae notice that everybody is aye lookin at the car thats goin aboot filmin the streets.....
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by Liz (Member 10000259) on 19-Mar-2010
LMAA...eh camera man is rollin oan the groon laughin.......
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| BLETHER ROOM
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by Rab (Member 10019172) on 18-Mar-2010
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Davie ah canny get intae at hing ye set up, dae ah need ah password or imma in the wrong place again (wullny be the furst time inat) LOL
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by Liz (Member 10000259) on 18-Mar-2010
Ha ha ha ha
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by Liz (Member 10000259) on 18-Mar-2010
whit place is at???
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by Liz (Member 10000259) on 18-Mar-2010
Ur youse tryin tae jook me??
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by Davie (Member 10002618) on 18-Mar-2010
Sorry Rab, yi just log intae this
http://bamsrus.aimoo.com/
that will take yi ontae the board inat
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by Dibble (Member 10022384) on 19-Mar-2010
Ah hid nae problem login in Rab. It must be operator error on your part. Eithur that or a senior moment! LMAO
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by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 19-Mar-2010
Don,t you bams ever slag me again aboot computors.Ers ah Mr Babage hing(He invented the furst computor Liz)Andra
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by Dibble (Member 10022384) on 19-Mar-2010
Your gaff took the biscuit! LOL
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by Liz (Member 10000259) on 19-Mar-2010
Hey haud oan a minute big man, why yae bringin ma name in tae it, jist admit it yer a dumbo(LOL).... Jist cause your a numpty disnae mean ahm wan tae....
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| ers ah hing
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by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 18-Mar-2010
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Ma wee mate Jaun Carlos wiz shot last night.last ah heard he wiz shot wey ah golf gun.No ah don,t know wit ah golf gun is but it left ah hole in Jaun.Ers ah welcome back Tiger hing,Andra
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| Davie
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by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 17-Mar-2010
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Zat ah copla pals oh yours that copt thir whack in Kirkintilloch.Seems they wirked fur Rock Steady inat,Andra
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by Davie (Member 10002618) on 17-Mar-2010
Aye, pure shite inat. Diane had just qualified as a Primary Teacher as well and got herself a wee job in a local school. The big man obviously thought, If I canny huv yi then naebudy kin huv yi. Tragic.
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by Liz (Member 10000259) on 18-Mar-2010
So whit happened Davie?
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by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 18-Mar-2010
Guy shot hur nen himsel,Andra
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by Roy 193 (Member 10235745) on 18-Mar-2010
Very sad. Sorry to hear that. R I P.
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by billy (Member 10214248) on 18-Mar-2010
she lookd like a man ffs
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by billy (Member 10214248) on 18-Mar-2010
Diane wis intae mair than lettin oan in ra papers
m8 mine workd em doors n stuff wae her...says she wis mair a man than hauf guys workd 4 rock steady
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by Liz (Member 10000259) on 18-Mar-2010
So whit if she did Billy..... nae body deserves tae die like that...
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by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 18-Mar-2010
Billy, Yer a lyin prick co's you've no got any mates. So get tae fuck!!
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by billy (Member 10214248) on 18-Mar-2010
end the day she wis bein a cunt n poor fucker snapped ....aye its no nice but it happens ....she wis a greedy fat cunt
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by Davie (Member 10002618) on 18-Mar-2010
Billy, yir mates talking thru your pussy. Diane didnae have a licence to dae doors. She wis into training and development and planned events.
Oh, and she done IT security as well, caught guys who wur intae kiddie porn. Mind and use something tae hide that isp footprint of yours lol.
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by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 18-Mar-2010
I'm just away out the door see yeez all in a fortnight...Bye...
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by billy (Member 10214248) on 18-Mar-2010
haw bam bam ...tokin nae m8s....noo u tokin aboot urself agen ya fanny ....noo gub it
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by billy (Member 10214248) on 18-Mar-2010
haw davie wis u shaggin diane cos am tellin u m8 ther wis mair than peeps kno ...och aye nice big wummin NO ,,,,fuckin say whit u like m8 am hearin it fae peeps kno the score ......cheers
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by billy (Member 10214248) on 18-Mar-2010
haw davie am no intendin hidin any isp footprint m8...nae need tae .....ah say it as it is ....cheers
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by Davie (Member 10002618) on 18-Mar-2010
Aye nae bother Billy, a worked wi Di for 15 years home and abroad, yir big mate will be able to tell us all aboot her then and who we wur on tour with as well then.
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by bern (Member 10184454) on 18-Mar-2010
Incredible heartache for those close to her.
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by billy (Member 10214248) on 19-Mar-2010
end ah the day m8 who gies a fuk...mair tae it than been telt....aye n yon diane wisnae nae angel is aw ah kin say...nae smoke withoot fire n aw that shite
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by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 19-Mar-2010
Billy god ruined ah guid erse pittin teeth in your gub,Andra
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by BillyBoy (Member 10089870) on 19-Mar-2010
Is at yir new motto 'a slag aff deid people'.
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by BillyBoy (Member 10089870) on 19-Mar-2010
In the words of the late great MJ....Beat It!..... ;o)
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by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 19-Mar-2010
Is it yer bad week billy, ye seem a bit moody hen
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by billy (Member 10214248) on 19-Mar-2010
aye doll how aboot u ?
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| ELVIS
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by Liz (Member 10000259) on 17-Mar-2010
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I'm sittin here watching the telly, WSU channnel an it's aboot Elvis, showing clips o' his concerts innat...... Brilliant so he is, he is number wan wi Micheal Jackson comin a close second......
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by Liz (Member 10000259) on 17-Mar-2010
Och I'm aw teary eyed here.....'Always On My Mind'....
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by jimmy mcerlane (Member 10202724) on 17-Mar-2010
Ah way wi yi wummin, Yi canni beat Steak n Kidney , Nen, Andy Stewart, LET THE WIND BLOW HIGH HING
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by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 17-Mar-2010
Elvis is nummer wan.He even sang the Celtic national anthem (Cryin in the Chapel).Ers ah great song hing,Andra
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by Blue (Member 10012717) on 18-Mar-2010
THE KING LIVES!
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by Bookworm (Member 10231361) on 18-Mar-2010
Suspicious Minds. In the Ghetto. I can't Help Falling in Love with You.
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by Liz (Member 10000259) on 18-Mar-2010
Ah hink ah wull go oot the morra an get me an Elvis CD fer beltin oot in the motur.... Any suggestiuns?
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by Izzy (Member 10032520) on 18-Mar-2010
Just get Elvis greatest hits Liz you'll fair enjoy it
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by Liz (Member 10000259) on 18-Mar-2010
Thanks hen.........
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by Davie (Member 10002618) on 18-Mar-2010
Liz, you got a burner on yir puter?
I'll send yi a wee link for that album lol
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by Liz (Member 10000259) on 18-Mar-2010
Ah dunno whits oan iss hing Davie....LOL send me the link en tell me whit ah need tae daE....LoL
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by bern (Member 10184454) on 18-Mar-2010
Elvis conjures up images that an ordinary, plain, mature wummin shouldnae have. From Love me tender to Honky Tonk Woman(I think it was a Conway Twitty song)ohhh man! ohhh boyz! I HUV been entertained and will die happy.
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| facebook hing
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by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 17-Mar-2010
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Its happened ah copla times noo.Sumdae in facebook wants tae talk an oan wee box comes up wey ah message.Wit dae ye press tae respond tae thum ? geese hauners,Andra
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by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 17-Mar-2010
In deference to The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness, it was announced today that the local climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as ....''English Weather..'
Rather than offend a sizable portion of the population, it will now be referred to as 'Muslim Weather.'
In other words - 'partly Sunni
(sunny)
, but mostly Shi'ite
(shit)
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by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 17-Mar-2010
A Northern Territories (Oz) farm hand, radios back to the farm manager.
'Boss, I got one helluva problem here... I hit a ruddy pig with the truck.
The pig seems OK, but he's stuck in the roo-bars on the front and is wriggling and squealing so bladdy much, I can't get 'im out.
The manager says,'Ok, there's a ....303 rifle behind the seat in the rack, take it, shoot the pig and you'll be able to remove it.'
Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, 'I did what you said Boss. Took the gun, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on'.
'So what's the f**king problem na mate?' raged the farm Manager. '
'Well boss, it's his F----motor-bike....it's stuck under the wheel arch and the bloody blue light wont stop flashing.................ullo - you still there Boss?................ullo..............ullo......Boss?????? ... more >>
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by Liz (Member 10000259) on 17-Mar-2010
Right Andra, see the box where the person's message comes up? well at the bottom of THAT box there is a wee section fer typin a message. jist click yer mouse oan the wee section then yae cin start typin, en when yer done jist hit ENTER...
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by jim (Member 10015845) on 17-Mar-2010
Andra yae jist type wit yae want tae say back then hit enter, tae get onto chat jist click on were it says chat doon at the bottom right if the persons name is there yer lookin fur at means there on-line jist click thur name an the wee box will pop up type yer message press enter and boabs yer uncles auntie wis a cawlker burner.....
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by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 17-Mar-2010
Cheers inat,Andra
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by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 17-Mar-2010
Andra.Huv you git Blonde hair per chance...?
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by Rab (Member 10019172) on 17-Mar-2010
Andra, dae ye like cozy nights in, mystery novels and simple home cooking? if so ah hink ah might uv pumped ye???
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by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 17-Mar-2010
Hod oan inat.Gone ir ma days oh ma youth.Am an auw guy noo.Is stuffs leavin me behind inat.Geese ah break inat.Ers ah wan fit in the grave hing,Andra
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by bern (Member 10184454) on 18-Mar-2010
Ma advice wid be.....stay awae frae that Face Book thing. It isnae private enough.
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by Liz (Member 10000259) on 19-Mar-2010
Facebook is awright, yae only put oan whit yae don't care if others see it...... An yae cin make parts private, like who yae want tae see photies innat.... speciully em noodie wans yae huv o' yersel hen....LOL
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by Bookworm (Member 10231361) on 19-Mar-2010
I hope to god he does keep them private!
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by bern (Member 10184454) on 20-Mar-2010
hahahaha....hell Liz! Ahve just minded....the wurrim reminded me of some right ugly snaps we've goat...
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| Shipyerd film
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by Davie (Member 10002618) on 14-Mar-2010
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Erz a wee movie aboot Lithgows. No a bad wee film.
http://ssa.nls.uk/film.cfm?fid=3635
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by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 14-Mar-2010
At wiz brilliant.That wiz the last ship ah wirked oan before joinin the Army.Recognised ah few faces .Thanks furrat Davie at wiz yir true nostalgia right er.Andra
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by Rab (Member 10019172) on 14-Mar-2010
Magic Davie, ye come wi some really brilliant links inat, me an the rest oh the Bams appreciate it...keep em coming!
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by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 14-Mar-2010
Maybe am jist suspicious inat but ah swear ah saw Rab an the Gisbey boys skelpin along the shoreline wey weldin cable.Ers an optical illusion hing,Andra
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by Rab (Member 10019172) on 14-Mar-2010
Ye know woot ah woos thinkin while ah woos watchin at wee fulm? where did all at talent go? Some oh em ow guys were artisans inat, ah mind when watchin ow retired ship yerd guys playin bowls at Parklea they wid shout precise measurement judgement advice tae the bowler...in specific fine detail...like " Yer 7/8ths oot Wullie", or, "another baw hair an yill be spot on Malky". Aye, an anuther hing, see aw em draughtsman inat that worked in the yerds...they wir aw poofs! ers workin it oot wi ah pencil hing? ... more >>
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by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 14-Mar-2010
Anno Rab shirt lifters inat.Nay tackety boots furat moab.Nay suit jacket an jeans er,nay chance.Always mine the howfs in the shed wey the ermchairs an seetees oot the hoose(how did they get er).Everywan had sumdae that cut hair,sumdae that wiz ah barrackroom lawyer,ah bookie an sumdae that wiz always boggin wey fleas inat.Andra
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by Rab (Member 10019172) on 14-Mar-2010
Ah yes, ah woos at man, doon the beach burnin copper wire inat...earning a dishonest but morally responsible few quid, naw like ees wee hoody bastirts noo muggin ow wummin an sellin thur weans toys tae buy heroin inat.
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by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 14-Mar-2010
Mine weldin in the double bottoms oh at boat,pitch black cept fur the glow aff the weldin rod.Nen it happens the smell.Weldin thru sumdaes pish that wiz too lazy tae go tae the laavie.Sometimes they even shit doon er.happy daes inat,lol,Andra
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by Rab (Member 10019172) on 14-Mar-2010
Ah yoost be intruiged wi woot guys wid put on thir chits...av seen some weird food combinations in the yerds inat...mince an totties, gammon an chocolate, totties an beetroot, cornflakes, boiled egg an broon sauce an crisps wi jam tae name but ah few.
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by Rab (Member 10019172) on 14-Mar-2010
If ye dae ah shite in ah double bottom, dis at make it ah treble bottom compartmental hing?
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by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 14-Mar-2010
Ah mine ah guy had cawl porridge an brun sauce.Ers ah wheres ah microwave when ye need wan hing,Andra
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by Rab (Member 10019172) on 14-Mar-2010
Av naw done ah shite ootside fer ages..ers an organic re-distribution hing!
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by Rab (Member 10019172) on 14-Mar-2010
Ah liked chips wrapped aroon spam, it woos the kelburn kebab oh it's day..dip it beans..dip in yer gub...hubba hubba!
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by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 14-Mar-2010
Mine ma big bra asked me wan dae wit wiz the front oh ah tree an wit wiz the back.Ah had ah squatch nen ah telt him ats the front an ats the back.How dae ye know he asked me.Well ah said thirs ah shite at the back naebuddie shites at the front oh ah tree.Ers ah survival mode hing,Andra
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by Rab (Member 10019172) on 14-Mar-2010
Ats a logical hing inat!
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by Rab (Member 10019172) on 14-Mar-2010
Seen ah guy in the chippy when ah woos up the road a few year ago puttin ees ain salt ontae ees chips...fuck sake man...he musta put on aboot 4 tablespoons worth...woots aw at aboot?
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by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 14-Mar-2010
Ah wiz ah jubilee frozen drink hing fanatic.Mine chewin away at the ice nen turnin upside doon,drinkin the juice,nen chewin away again,magic.frozen lips that wir awe rid.At reminds me how ye daein Liz,ers ah hing,Andra
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by Rab (Member 10019172) on 14-Mar-2010
Av got quite ah notion the day fir wan oh em ginger beer iced drinks....oooohhhhhh!
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by Rab (Member 10019172) on 14-Mar-2010
But am jeest aboot tae make the tea, Roast chicken, roast totties, cabbage, carrots, peas, gravy...followed by Rasperry trifle an vanilla ice cream.
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by Liz (Member 10000259) on 14-Mar-2010
Nae wunner yer a fat bastirt!!!!
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by eddie buntine (Member 10039210) on 14-Mar-2010
Best laugh ah hud in a long time,Here's a true story. A clatty bastirt decides it's too long tae walk tae the lavvies in Yarrow's, hinks hivin a shite under the boat is a good idea, unknown tae him a helper wae a big long shovel sticks it under his arse and catches the shite, The fucker wipes his arse, pulls up his troosers and looks behind him to see the result. nothing!!! fuckin panic, draps his troosers, tae check his drawers, nowt , cunt wiz spinnin fur half an hour, couldnae figger it oot. ... more >>
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by Liz (Member 10000259) on 14-Mar-2010
ha ha ha ha...at's a belter...wunner though wit they did wi the jobie???
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by Liz (Member 10000259) on 14-Mar-2010
Mibae had it oan a chit!!!!
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by eddie buntine (Member 10039210) on 14-Mar-2010
Tollie on Toast,noo ers a recycling hing
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by eddie buntine (Member 10039210) on 14-Mar-2010
Whit aboot Fart Fricasse, d'ye hink at'll catch on
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by eddie buntine (Member 10039210) on 14-Mar-2010
Ma favourite is Minge Melba
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by Liz (Member 10000259) on 15-Mar-2010
A chit & shit......
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by BillyBoy (Member 10089870) on 16-Mar-2010
Feek! at fulms brought back ma recurrin nightmares... ;o) Kneelin in puddles, sparks doon the backo yir neck, wet gloves,electric shocks, Cairns moab hauf inchin aw the copper weldin cables....... ;o)
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by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 16-Mar-2010
Memories of the hideholes in the insulation store big slab boxes piled up tae the roof, ye birled wan roon and it wiz the door in. Wine bottles and plumbers lyin aboot, Made great sound proofin tae ye could sit an sing yer heed aff an naebody could hear ye.
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by BillyBoy (Member 10089870) on 16-Mar-2010
Railway wagons fer tea huts, howfs, Chits toasted wae burnin torches..... ;o)
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by BillyBoy (Member 10089870) on 17-Mar-2010
Mine whin a wis at school aw the neds wid buy em northstar boots oot the yerds tae wear ootside cos they looked better thun Doc Ms an hud steel toe caps ... ;o)
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by Tam The Bam (Member 10013724) on 17-Mar-2010
What about your apprentice initiation. Pinned doon ontae the Plumbers block and a hose doon the back of yer biyler suit. Or heed dooked intae the coolin troff, Dog ends and burst tea bags swirlin aboot. Seen a big lippy apprentice fae Govan Pit me in err and iss place will get cleared. 10 seconds later his heeds in the Troff with a boot behind his neck. They let him up when his legs stopped kickin.
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| Happy Mother's Day
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by Liz (Member 10000259) on 14-Mar-2010
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To ma wee Mammy, hope you are having a good time over in Rothesay wi Aunty Gracie......
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by Rab (Member 10019172) on 14-Mar-2010
Ma wee maws deid, so ats me saved the price oh kerd anna box a malteesers inat...ers an orphan hing!
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by jim (Member 10015845) on 14-Mar-2010
Erm wis wunnerin how she never answered the door.......
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by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 14-Mar-2010
Join the club Rab ave been an orphan since 1982.Ave also saved ah few bob oan birthdaes,christmas inat,ers an ecconomical situation inat,Andra
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by Rab (Member 10019172) on 14-Mar-2010
It's naw aw bad is it mate? LOL
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by Rab (Member 10019172) on 14-Mar-2010
Av saved nearly anuf furra mad weekend tae Largs.
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by Rab (Member 10019172) on 14-Mar-2010
Aff topic ah know but...how come north carolina his a different criminal age oh responsibilty tae the rest oh the states? ers ah gee the wee bastirts ah boot in the baws hing!
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by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 14-Mar-2010
Bible belt Rab,thir heids are wasted .Its ah do what ah say don,t do wit ah do situation.Mine the hee hae aboot Janet Jacksons nipple oan the superbowl.At night oan HBO it showed how tae dae anal sex,ers ah double standards hing,Andra
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by Rab (Member 10019172) on 14-Mar-2010
Sa how dae ye dae it en?
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by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 14-Mar-2010
Ye want tae stay away frae at stuff Rab ah coodnay sit down furrah week.Ers ah single bottom hing,Andra
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by Rab (Member 10019172) on 14-Mar-2010
Ah know woot ye mean, wan oh em vibrators broke two ah ma teeth...the hings ye find doon the dump eh?
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by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 14-Mar-2010
Mine playin wey the used johnnie bags oot the sewer at the palm beach inat.We wir hygenic inat cause we used ah stick,ers ah somethin fur the weekend hing,Andra
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by Rab (Member 10019172) on 14-Mar-2010
Oh fuck, ah mind oh them, they wir dead chewy inat but tasted naw sa bad if ye combined thum wi choong gum! Spunkymint!! LOL
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by Liz (Member 10000259) on 14-Mar-2010
Yer a pair ah clatty swines so yease ur....but I'm pishin masel laughing at yease.....
Ah called ma boy back haim an got ma Maw's mobile #, so ah gies hur a wee phone tae wish hur Happy Mother's Day, anyways she's tellin me that they ur huvin a great weekend over in Rothesay, the hotel they ur stayin at hud a 'Motown' night last night, so anyways she says here's yer Aunty Gracie want tae say hullo, so ah talked tae her fer a minute an she says here's yer Mammy back again, so while she is handin the phone back tae ma Mammy she says tae hur " ah cannae believe at she's callin yae aw the way fae America oan yer mobile".... LMAA... Ah miss ma wee Mammy so ah dae, some days ah sit an think tae masel, ah wish a could go doon tae ma Maw's fer a wee cuppa an a blether...she's a pain in the erse sometimes but she's ma Mammy an ah luv her an miss her..... ... more >>
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| Dibble yir invitit
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by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 13-Mar-2010
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Ers us booked wir summer gawf trip.Pinehurst North Carolina.11th tae the 15th June.Playin Pinehurst National,Southern Pines Gawf an Country Club & Tobacco Road gawf club.If yir retired by en mon over an skelp some baws.Check the courses oot via Google.Ye up furrat ?,ers ah need tae ask the wife hing,Andra
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by Dibble (Member 10022384) on 13-Mar-2010
Am still gainfully employed at that time! At's big Hugh Buncan n Ian climsons tickets in. 7th September before a go. lol
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by Dibble (Member 10022384) on 13-Mar-2010
At shood be Hugh Duncan. lol
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by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 13-Mar-2010
nay probs er maybe next year inat,Andra
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by Davie (Member 10002618) on 12-Mar-2010
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I see by 2050 the pale face will be in the minority in the good ol' USof A.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100310/ap_on_go_ot/us_white_minority_2
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by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 12-Mar-2010
2050 Davie hink al be pushin up the daisies by en.Andra
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by Liz (Member 10000259) on 13-Mar-2010
In some States it awready is Davie.......
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by Davie (Member 10002618) on 11-Mar-2010
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I wis looking for yi at yir work lol
http://maps.google.co.uk/?ie=UTF8&t=h&layer=c&cbll=55.949806,-4.765454&panoid=qRUJzAY1EpsLRnFXjJwJaQ&cbp=12,172.06,,0,9.33&ll=55.950065,-4.764891&spn=0,359.909105&z=14%3E
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by Davie (Member 10002618) on 11-Mar-2010
Thats thon Google Street maps live noo in the Port and Greenock, brilliant, get a look at it, Mick Lee's and Monty's.
http://maps.google.co.uk/?ie=UTF8&t=h&layer=c&cbll=55.949926,-4.763458&panoid=eqGLHVhKKmPrlT_fyh-Gng&cbp=12,304.04,,0,13.92&ll=55.950017,-4.763517&spn=0,359.888506&z=14
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by Liz (Member 10000259) on 10-Mar-2010
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Gonnae be in the 60's the next few days..... The suns been oot since the weekend, snows jist aboot melted.... But we ur gonnae huv mair snow...Naw seen the last of it yit....
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by BillyBoy (Member 10089870) on 10-Mar-2010
We hud snow fer aboot 2 hoors aboot 6 weeks ago, ir wis aboot 4mm deep, whole toon wis in chaos.... ;o)
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by Liz (Member 10000259) on 10-Mar-2010
It jist amazes me Billy, we huv had snow every year since when? the time the earth wis made ur whitever...LOL. An it's the same every year, people ur daft, they drive like eejits in it, they stockpile tins ah beans innat jist in case they cannae git oot thur hooses fer a whole day...LOL
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by BillyBoy (Member 10089870) on 10-Mar-2010
Growin up in the Port wae hud hunners a snow every year, Gritters were oot, snow plough wis oot, midnight mulk deliveries innat & main bus routes cleared, nae fuss ataw. Everywan went tae work & school, If thur wis nae bus ye walked.... ;o)
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by Andy Collins (Member 10000009) on 10-Mar-2010
Suns splittin the trees in Charlotte.Summers back already.canny wait tae ma seterdae gawf,Andra
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by Dibble (Member 10022384) on 10-Mar-2010
Ye cannae beat a cauld dry winter. Ah don't mind the cauld, ye kin wrap up fur it! Okay, so we got lots o snow. Except fur that last lot 2 weeks ago thats still tryin tae melt, it's been no bad. It beat pishin rain any day o the week!
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by Dibble (Member 10022384) on 10-Mar-2010
A wis doon in South Englandshire at the weekend. It wid hiv freezed the hawmaw aff ye! A thought they got better weather than us! A shood hiv packed a simmit and longjohns! lol
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by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 11-Mar-2010
Ahm wae you Dibble, cauld an dry is great. Where amir its comin intae autumn noo, best time ah the year, no too hot or wet.
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by Liz (Member 10000259) on 11-Mar-2010
ah mind many ah time oan a bus tryin tae go up the Clune Brae, usually always made it efter a coupla times slippin back doon....
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by Liz (Member 10000259) on 11-Mar-2010
Ah mind goin tae school in the snow, sittin oan yer schoolbag an slidin doon the hill beside the "new road".... Issit still called the 'new road"...LOL
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by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 11-Mar-2010
Whit school wiz at Liz?
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by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 11-Mar-2010
In wee school they yossti send us hame when it snowed. In high school we yoosti huv tae get the bus tae Greenock an when it snowed the buses couldnae get up Dumfrochar road, so we stayed at hame. Snow wiz great!
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by Izzy (Member 10032520) on 11-Mar-2010
No such thing as a snow day in the Port growing up
like you said if the busses DID go aff you had to walk to school then to work when you got older, we get snow every year but as you said Liz the eegits come out and clear aff the shelves like they are never gonna get out tae the shops again so friggen stupid
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by Liz (Member 10000259) on 11-Mar-2010
The Boglebrick..... (Boglestone)
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by Liz (Member 10000259) on 11-Mar-2010
Davie, nice wee page, Hughie saw yae over err tae....
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by Jake i peg (Member 10215790) on 11-Mar-2010
Aye ah see whit ye mean Liz, its no a new road noo!
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by Liz (Member 10000259) on 11-Mar-2010
Been checkin oot the Google hing, went right up tAE TH EFRONT DOOR OF MA maW'S AULD HOOSE....SHE WISNAE IN THOUGH...lol
Och shit ah hate when ah dae that...
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by Liz (Member 10000259) on 11-Mar-2010
The cap lock hing...
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by Izzy (Member 10032520) on 12-Mar-2010
That was great I got right up to my brothers winda but I could not keek in I guess you canna be that nosy eh! thanks for posting this,
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by billy (Member 10214248) on 10-Mar-2010
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by billy (Member 10214248) on 10-Mar-2010
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by billy (Member 10214248) on 10-Mar-2010
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by billy (Member 10214248) on 10-Mar-2010
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by billy (Member 10214248) on 10-Mar-2010
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by billy (Member 10214248) on 10-Mar-2010
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by billy (Member 10214248) on 10-Mar-2010
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