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Save Money or Make Money with the Utilty Warehouse by David Taylor (Member 10103609) on 4-May-2013
I can show you how to make great savings on your household and business utilities. I can also introduce you to an opportunity to make a second income, simply by helping your friends and family to save money.

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Make A Little Extra Money Online - Free Sites - See My Blog by jerome sky (Member 10282652) on 5-Feb-2013
FREE PTC SITES (Paid To Click) - MAKE MONEY AT HOME

Just like many people nowadays I've been looking for ways to make extra money. Importantly, ways which don't require me to leave the house or think too much. I've come across some poor sites, and some good ones. The sites listed on my blog below won't make you rich, but if you stick with them they will deliver a steady stream of PayPal payment... more >>
  
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Hello. by Incognito (Member 10121800) on 3-Dec-2010
Anyone about?   
  • Re: Hello. by freudianskip (Member 10090999) on 3-Dec-2010
    Is it down? I'm getting a Google message about Bob being an attack page

  • Re: Hello. by Incognito (Member 10121800) on 3-Dec-2010
    That appears to be the case.
    Every browser and OS I've tried reports it as a malware site. Someone has seriously messed it up. The problem being it's a lot easier to get the site listed as malicious, than it is to get it removed from the warning database. It could be some time.

  • Re: Hello. by freudianskip (Member 10090999) on 3-Dec-2010
    Arseholes. I presume everyone's off on Bookface.

  • Re: Hello. by Incognito (Member 10121800) on 3-Dec-2010
    Here has been mentioned. But, as yet, no populated.

    Maybe there's another town now. This one was last used over a year ago.

  • Re: Hello. by freudianskip (Member 10090999) on 3-Dec-2010
    There's always burny's old Cliquetastic board

    http://cliquetastic.proboards.com

    No one on there either, mind

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I think my brain is going to shut down by basket (Member 10241300) on 5-Oct-2009
entertain me you cunts.   
  • Re: I think my brain is going to shut down by thegreatgondorf (Member 10241295) on 5-Oct-2009
    *20 pictures of Kris Kamara on a tiny motorbike*

  • Re: I think my brain is going to shut down by glitterpig (Member 10165961) on 5-Oct-2009
    I'm on the world's most boring conference call.

  • Re: I think my brain is going to shut down by james (Member 10241299) on 5-Oct-2009
    this morning all my WORK systems were down as well.
    i thought it was the end of days.

  • Re: I think my brain is going to shut down by hoek (Member 10241292) on 5-Oct-2009
    do you think this is what it was like in the blitz

  • Re: I think my brain is going to shut down by glitterpig (Member 10165961) on 5-Oct-2009
    My work email is down. I've had to make phone calls and speak to people instead UGH

  • Re: I think my brain is going to shut down by james (Member 10241299) on 5-Oct-2009
    oh yeah, just like this.
    with more dead jews.

  • Re: I think my brain is going to shut down by hoek (Member 10241292) on 5-Oct-2009
    Jewsus HATES you now

  • Re: I think my brain is going to shut down by glitterpig (Member 10165961) on 5-Oct-2009
    We should go to the pub this evening and pretend we're in an air raid shelter. I think the Feen would have just the right "ambience" ie the music would be perfect

  • Re: I think my brain is going to shut down by james (Member 10241299) on 5-Oct-2009
    i was too hungover this weekend to make the gAyListPlayListII CDs, but i've got all the tracks ready.

    my rerereVULVA

  • Re: I think my brain is going to shut down by glitterpig (Member 10165961) on 5-Oct-2009
    haha I was listening to that at lunch and have been singing it all day
    COSSSAAAAA NOSSSTRRRRRAAAAAA

  • Re: I think my brain is going to shut down by billie (Member 10241270) on 5-Oct-2009
    Can someone explain to me why there were loads of dead Jews in the blitz please?

    I thought they all died in Concentration Camps in Eastern Europe.

  • Re: I think my brain is going to shut down by hoek (Member 10241292) on 5-Oct-2009
    yeah
    *belms*

  • Re: I think my brain is going to shut down by james (Member 10241299) on 5-Oct-2009
    shut up billie.

  • Re: I think my brain is going to shut down by billie (Member 10241270) on 5-Oct-2009
    sorry Jamie
    *tickles*

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FFS The BBC, JUST LEAVE IT! *furious* by billie (Member 10241270) on 5-Oct-2009
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8290293.stm

or if links work click

[a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8290293.stm"]click[/a]
  
  • Re: FFS The BBC, JUST LEAVE IT! *furious* by billie (Member 10241270) on 5-Oct-2009
    No, they clearly don't

  • Re: FFS The BBC, JUST LEAVE IT! *furious* by ptango (Member 10241267) on 5-Oct-2009
    Only Fools went shit as soon as women got involved
    FACT

  • Re: FFS The BBC, JUST LEAVE IT! *furious* by flotskybruce (Member 10151650) on 5-Oct-2009
    It was shit, then it was very slightly less shit, then it was shit again.

  • Re: FFS The BBC, JUST LEAVE IT! *furious* by glitterpig (Member 10165961) on 5-Oct-2009
    Ptango hates women

  • Re: FFS The BBC, JUST LEAVE IT! *furious* by delilah (Member 10202567) on 5-Oct-2009
    Gah. I was just about to say that. Great minds and that.

  • Re: FFS The BBC, JUST LEAVE IT! *furious* by thegreatgondorf (Member 10241295) on 5-Oct-2009
    i like the 1 were he fall's thru the bar lol!!1

  • Re: FFS The BBC, JUST LEAVE IT! *furious* by flotskybruce (Member 10151650) on 5-Oct-2009
    when did that happen? Was he back from playing badminton?

    Oh I see...

  • Re: FFS The BBC, JUST LEAVE IT! *furious* by delilah (Member 10202567) on 5-Oct-2009
    Hiya Flots. How was France?

  • Re: FFS The BBC, JUST LEAVE IT! *furious* by flotskybruce (Member 10151650) on 5-Oct-2009
    Hiya

    Brill basically, lazed about in a variety of ways, long lazy lunches, silly weather, all great :)

  • Re: FFS The BBC, JUST LEAVE IT! *furious* by james (Member 10241299) on 5-Oct-2009
    god this place is U.G.L.Y.

  • Re: FFS The BBC, JUST LEAVE IT! *furious* by billie (Member 10241270) on 5-Oct-2009
    You should feel right at home then

  • Re: FFS The BBC, JUST LEAVE IT! *furious* by james (Member 10241299) on 5-Oct-2009
    *smites*

    no, hang on.

  • Re: FFS The BBC, JUST LEAVE IT! *furious* by glitterpig (Member 10165961) on 5-Oct-2009
    Haha

  • Re: FFS The BBC, JUST LEAVE IT! *furious* by delilah (Member 10202567) on 5-Oct-2009
    haha, have some karma, billie *

  • Re: FFS The BBC, JUST LEAVE IT! *furious* by james (Member 10241299) on 5-Oct-2009
    oh i see.
    fine, deliah you rude cow. i shall MINUS KARMA you.
    -1*

  • Re: FFS The BBC, JUST LEAVE IT! *furious* by billie (Member 10241270) on 5-Oct-2009
    Thanks Del

    I'll pass it back to you to balance things out Del*

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Lunch Thread by hoek (Member 10241292) on 5-Oct-2009
Yes it's early but I am fuffing board/bored...

Veggie stew with veggie dumplings
small cry

You?
  
  • Re: Lunch Thread by clip (Member 10241276) on 5-Oct-2009
    leftover veggie curry and rice

  • Re: Lunch Thread by snedds (Member 10241293) on 5-Oct-2009
    No idea. I am going to meet Spij to go to some concert and will have lunch AFTER that as it is FAR TOO EARLY for lunch.

  • Re: Lunch Thread by delilah (Member 10202567) on 5-Oct-2009
    Turkey salad baguette
    water

    1 hour and 49 minutes until hometime. Rar.

  • Re: Lunch Thread by billie (Member 10241270) on 5-Oct-2009
    Sourdough bread wiv toms and soft cheese and some leaves an ting

    Hiya Hoek! Hiya!

  • Re: Lunch Thread by hoek (Member 10241292) on 5-Oct-2009
    YAYA Sourdough. Imagine all of these have been karmad

  • Re: Lunch Thread by ptango (Member 10241267) on 5-Oct-2009
    try making the sourdough less sour

    /aussie baker

  • Re: Lunch Thread by thegreatgondorf (Member 10241295) on 5-Oct-2009
    Chicken and stuffing stottie, cheese and onion hula hoops. Sense of disorientation and fretfulness.

  • Re: Lunch Thread by hoek (Member 10241292) on 5-Oct-2009
    that's poor Ptang. What are YOU having for lunch

  • Re: Lunch Thread by billie (Member 10241270) on 5-Oct-2009
    Actually this sourdough is much less sour. That aussie baker was an f * * cunt. But he was right.

  • Re: Lunch Thread by ptango (Member 10241267) on 5-Oct-2009
    unfriend her NOW

  • Re: Lunch Thread by delilah (Member 10202567) on 5-Oct-2009
    Why is everyone fretting and that today? Is it Bob related withdrawal?

  • Re: Lunch Thread by thegreatgondorf (Member 10241295) on 5-Oct-2009
    That's exactly it. Reading the nuts old messages on here is proving quite entertaining, mind.

  • Re: Lunch Thread by hoek (Member 10241292) on 5-Oct-2009
    Well I've done some scientific studies and that this morning and I can say reliably, looking at the variable, my fart arsing around at work is not hindered by the lack of board. Fart arsing around will always expand to fill the time without anything to do

  • Re: Lunch Thread by delilah (Member 10202567) on 5-Oct-2009
    *high five for fat arsing around*

  • Re: Lunch Thread by basket (Member 10241300) on 5-Oct-2009
    jacket spud . and TEARS.

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Bored bored bored by delilah (Member 10202567) on 5-Oct-2009
What you doing? Don't make me do work. I've been here since 7am.   
  • Re: Bored bored bored by glitterpig (Member 10165961) on 5-Oct-2009
    I heard spankie unplugged the board so she could do the hoovering

  • Re: Bored bored bored by delilah (Member 10202567) on 5-Oct-2009
    She's all self, that one

  • Re: Bored bored bored by billie (Member 10241270) on 5-Oct-2009
    I heard James could start it up again like *that*, but she's said that if he does she'll withdraw blowies and backdoor for evah.

  • Re: Bored bored bored by hoek (Member 10241292) on 5-Oct-2009
    this is the worst weekend and Monday EVER

  • Re: Bored bored bored by delilah (Member 10202567) on 5-Oct-2009
    Why Hoek?

  • Re: Bored bored bored by ptango (Member 10241267) on 5-Oct-2009
    oh you're here.
    this board is officially OVAH

  • Re: Bored bored bored by clip (Member 10241276) on 5-Oct-2009
    The RAIN doesn't help the lack of a board. I even started an argument on facebook. That ain't right.

  • Re: Bored bored bored by snedds (Member 10241293) on 5-Oct-2009
    What did you have for breakfast, ptango?

  • Re: Bored bored bored by ptango (Member 10241267) on 5-Oct-2009
    ...

  • Re: Bored bored bored by billie (Member 10241270) on 5-Oct-2009
    ha ha

  • Re: Bored bored bored by slackalice (Member 10241294) on 5-Oct-2009
    what's going on? the gaping emptiness of my life without BP is in turns terrifying and pathetic...who 'works' Mondays?

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Morning Fuckers by billie (Member 10241270) on 5-Oct-2009
How do?   
  • Re: Morning Fuckers by delilah (Member 10202567) on 5-Oct-2009
    Sup?

  • Re: Morning Fuckers by ptango (Member 10241267) on 5-Oct-2009
    morning D

  • Re: Morning Fuckers by delilah (Member 10202567) on 5-Oct-2009
    Hiya ptango!

    Is everyone being efficient and actually working?

  • Re: Morning Fuckers by ptango (Member 10241267) on 5-Oct-2009
    it would appear to be, stupid people

  • Re: Morning Fuckers by clip (Member 10241276) on 5-Oct-2009
    I should be working more, but I can't say that I am, I'm just looking harder for distractions :-/

    Morning 'everyone'

  • Re: Morning Fuckers by delilah (Member 10202567) on 5-Oct-2009
    I think they're all on Twitter. Stupid work, it's blocked here :(

  • Re: Morning Fuckers by glitterpig (Member 10165961) on 5-Oct-2009
    Morning a-holes

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YES OR NO! by spankie (Member 10241268) on 4-Oct-2009
Remember, I am short.
clicky

Not sure links work here, if not: http://www.jigsaw-online.com/fashion/1000719/J08973/womens/coats-and-jackets/asymmetric-wool-jacket
  
  • Re: YES OR NO! by Frenchie (Member 10241265) on 4-Oct-2009
    love it. so it's a YES for me. it's smart with a modern twist so you can wear it with trousers and shoes and casual enough to wear with jeans and boots/trainers.

  • Re: YES OR NO! by spankie (Member 10241268) on 4-Oct-2009
    I think I love you a little bit, Caro :)

  • Re: YES OR NO! by Frenchie (Member 10241265) on 4-Oct-2009
    happy to help :)

  • Re: YES OR NO! by freudianskip (Member 10090999) on 4-Oct-2009
    yeah, you'd look good in that with some chinese trousers

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SO: wha't everyone had for dinner then? by Frenchie (Member 10241265) on 4-Oct-2009
eh? EH?   
  • Re: SO: wha't everyone had for dinner then? by Frenchie (Member 10241265) on 4-Oct-2009
    shit, where's the delete button? it's like monging without a net. ExtremeMonging.

  • Re: SO: wha't everyone had for dinner then? by glitterpig (Member 10165961) on 4-Oct-2009
    I went to the o2 for a chinese banquet for lunch then took the boat with my sister into Greenwich and went to the pub. Had a chorizo baguette for dinner.

  • Re: SO: wha't everyone had for dinner then? by spankie (Member 10241268) on 4-Oct-2009
    Baked potatoes and beans and cheese. We have another portion of the besest lamb biryani in the world left, but will save that for tomorrow.

  • Re: SO: wha't everyone had for dinner then? by schoolmarm (Member 10072391) on 4-Oct-2009
    sausage and bean pasta, syrup sponge for pudding.

  • Re: SO: wha't everyone had for dinner then? by spankie (Member 10241268) on 4-Oct-2009
    *SCREAM*
    HELLO DEE!

  • Re: SO: wha't everyone had for dinner then? by Frenchie (Member 10241265) on 4-Oct-2009
    hello deedums!

  • Re: SO: wha't everyone had for dinner then? by schoolmarm (Member 10072391) on 4-Oct-2009
    hi guys, thought i'd pop in and take a look and see if i could spot who's who.

  • Re: SO: wha't everyone had for dinner then? by spankie (Member 10241268) on 4-Oct-2009
    And Dee, it better had been the Tate and Lyle syrup sponge. My WORD there isn't *anything* better that could be so good after 2 mins in a microwave.

    Had it two Saturdays running now. With Bird's custard.
    *simpleton looking at slightly not ugly cousin style drool*

  • Re: SO: wha't everyone had for dinner then? by schoolmarm (Member 10072391) on 4-Oct-2009
    too true spanks, will save the custard til next week.
    *wipes up drool*

  • Re: SO: wha't everyone had for dinner then? by glitterpig (Member 10165961) on 4-Oct-2009
    My dinner was rubbish

  • Re: SO: wha't everyone had for dinner then? by schoolmarm (Member 10072391) on 4-Oct-2009
    the chinese or the sausage sarnie?

  • Re: SO: wha't everyone had for dinner then? by Frenchie (Member 10241265) on 4-Oct-2009
    innit. how can a spicy hot sausage encased in crusty bread can only be a win

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What's everyone done today by glitterpig (Member 10165961) on 4-Oct-2009
?   
  • Re: What's everyone done today by Frenchie (Member 10241265) on 4-Oct-2009
    coffee
    cuddles
    smoked salmon and cream cheese bagel
    town
    trainers purc... more >>

  • Re: What's everyone done today by spankie (Member 10241268) on 4-Oct-2009
    Bought things online, including some really nice shoes at over 50% off. That's it, really. Oh, loads of cleaning too. Stupid house - you soon forget about the things that are now automatic.

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Welcome to Pratts, everyone by glitterpig (Member 10165961) on 4-Oct-2009
xxx   
  • Re: Welcome to Pratts, everyone by glitterpig (Member 10165961) on 4-Oct-2009
    Like, you're supposed to post and shit?

  • Re: Welcome to Pratts, everyone by ptango (Member 10241267) on 4-Oct-2009
    good evening

  • Re: Welcome to Pratts, everyone by Frenchie (Member 10241265) on 4-Oct-2009
    just re-reading the "archives"

  • Re: Welcome to Pratts, everyone by glitterpig (Member 10165961) on 4-Oct-2009
    haha those archives are hilaire

  • Re: Welcome to Pratts, everyone by spankie (Member 10241268) on 4-Oct-2009
    HIYA!

  • Re: Welcome to Pratts, everyone by glitterpig (Member 10165961) on 4-Oct-2009
    HIYA SPANKIE XXXXX

  • Re: Welcome to Pratts, everyone by clip (Member 10241276) on 4-Oct-2009
    Well, it's busy in here isn't it. Hello.

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Would Extra Income Make A Diiference to Your Life? by David Taylor (Member 10103609) on 30-Dec-2008
Hi

I am looking for people who have experience in the Financial Services, Utilities or Sales Industries. I can offer a good opportunity for those who are prepared to put in effort on a part time basis with a Footsie 250 Plc company to earn a regular residual income for life.

Visit my website www.securityforlife.info for further info... more >>
  
  • Re: Would Extra Income Make A Diiference to Your Life? by glitterpig (Member 10165961) on 4-Oct-2009
    SCREAM

  • Re: Would Extra Income Make A Diiference to Your Life? by spankie (Member 10241268) on 4-Oct-2009
    I DO!
    I often deal with these people. They call all the time.

    Recently won the Latvian lottery! Spent about £27K in my own money trying to release these funds. Stupid legals!!!!!!!!!!!
    What makes the winning better is that I never bought a ticket!!!!!! Let alone know anyone who has ever been there!!!!!!!! They are number ONE on the FuKU (the Latvian stock market). Know it all back to front r... more >>

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Karaoke in Pratts Bottom by teichin (Member 10234073) on 21-Dec-2008
FoneStar the place where you can show off your singing talent, or lack of talent to thousands of people across the UK! To get started simply record a song over the phone or have a listen to the current Charts to see who your up against!

To become a FoneStar simply call 0844 801 0808
Calls cost 5p per min. Mobiles May vary

Follow the simple instructions and record your song! You can also ... more >>
  
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Pratt's Bottom Escort by Karly (Member 10217135) on 27-Aug-2008
Hi

I'm Curvy Karly and I am based in Dartford for incalls, or am able to visit Pratts Bottom and surrounding areas for outcalls.

40G bust, competitive rates and a time you'll never... more >>
  
  • Re: Pratt's Bottom Escort by spankie (Member 10241268) on 4-Oct-2009
    With a 40G bust I'd hardly call you 'curvy'. You are clearly obese and should see a doctor.

    Unless you are interested in cleaning work. If you are I do NOT tolerate the pillaging of biscuit tins.

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DUTTY CLOTHING by Stephen Luke (Member 10194772) on 28-May-2008
Check out www.duttyclothing.co.uk for new cool Retro/Vintage/Designer/American Sports/Athletic t-shirt designs.   
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Meet your ideal partner by Dani Sacco (Member 10112368) on 11-Apr-2008
Fancy meeting some hunky guys or some real babes throughout London ? Of course you do - all you have to do is cut and paste this address into your browser and you can soon find the ideal match for you, for FREE..... http://online.slowdating.com   
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My Berry Tree by LeCoach (Member 10169670) on 11-Sep-2007
The Berry Tree Overview:
You can make $1336 per month without sponsoring anyone or having to sell anything.

You can earn on everyone in the company. Even on people that joined before you!

This patent pending plan is totally unique, no one has anything ... more >>
  
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New boy in town by Big Bosher (Member 10200842) on 24-May-2007
Hi my name is Mark.
Ive just moved down from up north for work.
I'm looking for friends to socialise with & maybe someone special for a relationship.
email me or add me to your msn & we can chat
mkiv73@hotmail.com
  
  • Re: New boy in town by codge (Member 10191892) on 7-Jun-2007
    for gods sake bosher leave it out will you the good folk of pratts bottom have enough to put up with living in a place with a name like that.

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http://journals.aol.co.uk/jacksongbmva/flightswithmymotorglider/ by Malcolm Jackson (Member 10123942) on 10-Nov-2006
If you are interested in flying you are very welcome to visit my blog at the title address above. Just copy & paste into your browser.
Plenty of aerial photos of South-East England and Northern France.
  
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