Clubs (Dance Music) and Music Bars in Redhill, Surrey*

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• L & E apparently. shit if you ask me. Never been though. Ha Ha
• Riley's Redhill, above the Sun, late licence at the weekend and a wicked Dj on Friday night's. Redhill's best kept secret
• The Embassy - If you don't like it, don't go. A night out is what you make of it. As a London resident I can safely say The Embassy is devoid of the pretention, ego's and expense of London clubs. It offers a night of cheap and innocent fun in the company of normal, down to earth people, which is why I frequent it whenever I return to Redhill to see my family. Go if you fancy a giggle, 'Buy One Get One Free' on a Thursday and a cheap cab home.
• Only the Embassy, the local dump.
• well, its gotta be...Embassy. Nowhere else like it. Fights, high prices, and some young slags. All you need on a night out, and when i say young....! but they are SLAGS, so every cloud eh?!
• well theres the embassy if it is still caled that occasionaly called millionares and the chanmged to british embassy or the embassy rock bar its right by the station its a dive but you are guarenteed to get laid if you have more than £8 in ya pocket.pint for her pint for you and then £2 taxi from road runners.warning maybe full of little boys who think they are men known as kevs.
• Redhill has one 'club'. This is of course the Embassy Rock Bar. This monstrosity is not 'rock' by any definition of the word and is barely a bar. Frequented by a wide range of patrons (from imbeciles to cretins) the embassy is filled each weekend by both boring office workers and brainless thugs alike who have no idea what going to a club usually entails as they rarely venture further than croydon. Fights outside the venue are an integral part of the embassy experience, and if bad sub-dance music is your thing, you're onto a winner with this one! Why not spend the price of a beer or two on a train to a town with decent night life? (and the least said about those who actually travel INTO redhill for this place the better...)
• Redhill...embassy rock bar. i was surprised how many people slagged it off, since its full most sat nites. yes, its a meat market..aren't all clubs?!yes there are people in the toilets handing out aftershave, there are in most clubs?!but go with your mates and go out for a laugh, not a fight and you'll have a great time. Yes iv had crap nights in there, but I've had crap nights in Crawley and Croydon too. Maybe its your attitude when you go out, not where you go....
• embassy by the station
• Redhill has only one "club" - the Embassy. Words fail me. After a week of cow like drifting through life, Redhill youth lets its greasy pre-pubescent hair down in the Embo. The music is dire, the DJ needs to be executed.. its Jive Bunny, american Pie, and the worst mixture of chart/garage. All the "men" are rosy cheeked 17 year olds, wearing Ben shermans shirts and all sporting the SAME pop idol induced haircut. The girls and ugly bastads and rarely over 16. This place is hell on earth.
• Embasy!!!!!!!! It's the only one in Redhill, wik'ed.
• The Embassy - Used by Redhillian plebs who never leave a seven mile radius of the town and don't know what a real club is like.
• No good one's! If you want a night out, my advice is hop on the 405 bus and go to Croydon.
• Bath under the warm glow of the Rock Bar whilst waiting to meet the scariest bouncers in the country.
• The British Embassy rock bar. Well it sounds as crap as it is. It is more like a meat market then a "club" i dont think you can even call it a club. Many a nights i have found my slef in there, having a dance round my hand bag when, young "men" try to get in your knickers! It is sick. All the sweat and hormanoes fyling around that place. God, it makes you laugh, But you have to see it for your self!
• The embassy is a meat market which plays the most god awful mix of garage, latest chart music/kiddie boybands and the worst 70s music like abba. I think its quite funny. theyve got west indian guys in the toilets to wash your hands, spray you with aftershave and give you a lillipop all for a small tip. Beware of the bouncers though, these little Hitlers seem to answer to no one.
• I am from Australia and lived in Redhill for 9 months. I managed the Sun and after knock off we sometimes headed down to the "Embassy." Afterwards we always thought we should have just stayed in the Sun for a lock in and drunk our own piss.
• Ahhhh!....The Embassy [or 'Mares' to those who are old-skool] Everybody slags it off, but everybody still goes there!
• the abbot - if you can find a chair then grab it before it is being thrown round someones head...and stay in it. do not even attempt the toilets for fear of girls in warpaint 'dancing' to garage throwing random elbows at your face screeching 'WHAT YER LOOKIN AT??? YOU CHATTIN UP MY WAYNE?'
• The only club is the mythical Embassy (Mares). Loads of people dancing away to the Jive Bunny Megamix. Its a meatmarket. Recently though theres been an african guy in each of the mens toilets who wash and wipe your hands for you, you give them a small tip and you get a lollypop!? Very surreal.
• The Embassy "rock bar". Home to many a munter, ankle deep in lager every thurs, fri and saturday night. You too can hear Chicane next to Emma Bunton and the golden not-so-great YMCA. why oh why must we suffer... The Dj sucks more than Pat Sharps mullet. He has an inability to breathe life into this dead club and the punters love it? The age range is very young and over the hill. The dress code is nothing much for the Munters and Ben Sherman for the boys. If your looking for a good time go to London or Brighton or a field on your own with two dead matches. If however you fancy taking your chances with the Big Gorrilas on the door and Kevin and Dave asking you if you want some then this venue is right up your street. However don't say we didn't warn you...
• The Embo is the only place to go, their biggest let down is the shoes and collar policy, I know for a fact they would do more business if they allowed t-shirt and trainers.
• The Embassey with its highly intelligent and caring bouncers, oh and its youthfull looking clientele. Where young pretty girls will chat you up outside to help them to get in to the venue, then disappear when you get inside. Musical taste varies widely. Plays all the usual crap, Come On Eileen, Twist and Shout, American Pie, ABBA all of which were al around before most of the clientele were born. EEEEKKK!!! Sounds good when your drunk though.........doesn't it?
• This will make you Laugh, I`m going to enter the Embassy `Rock Bar` under the club section. Age group of your average Embassy goer 12-15 then miss a few years 40+ The Best night out in Redhill!! If your into Fighting. If you are unfortunate and end up having a quiet night, go over to the Road Runners taxi rank and I`m sure some drunken idiot will start on you! Though if you fancy a weekend in bed! (Wayhey) then visit the car park behind the Abbott Pub and sample a `cat` Kebab! If you are sensible you will give it a miss and visit Crawley
• Obviously the Embassy. Also greatest pickup spot.
• Don't go to the Embassy Rock Bar, forerly Millionaires. (All you need to know)
• The only night club is the Embassy (cattle market) next to Redhill Station.

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Last updated: 2008-10-14