The Worst Things in Redhill, Surrey*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

You can tell us more about Redhill.

The Worst Things

• Anyone under the age of 40
• What is the wordt thing about redhill and why? How manu police stations
• All of it.
• chavs inc. jeremy
• the old bill
• the kevs there r all nobs and will give out shit whenever possible
• The people. It wasnt until i moved away from the place that i realised how miserable the town of redhill makes its inhabitants. You grow up thinking that its normal for people to shout at each other and start fights with strangers.If you can move away, do so, because Redhell will swallow your soul.

• The Gene pool of Redhill is tiny. Everyone in Redhill drifts though life, cow-like. they all have an attitude problem, wear the same clothes, listen to the same music. Books, culture, travel & improving the mind & soul.. these things are like Kryptonite to the Redhillian. Despite being on the verge of Greater London this town may as well be isolated for miles around, no one seeks to experiance much different in London or Brighton. They are content to sit in the Warwick quadrent with a pit bull, live in a council house & shit out kids nineteen to the dozen
• The whole place really. especially the maggot place.
• Redhill is very much a small town. If you grew up there you know everyone. If you did you don't want to know any one. The town centre has a very poor night life. And there is not allot to do in the day either. The in short avoid Redhill, it is a non-event.
• Quoted from the "Events" section of this website:- "Sorry, we don't have any information on Events in Redhill. You can update the Redhill information here or add a local event using the add an event form here." It says it all, really.:)
• The Lucky Heather Lady "be lucky moi luv" If its so lucky then why have you got so much of it?
• It being so Expensive to travel into London
• The general attitude of the people. Its full of pikeys and townies.

• Needs more pigeons. Especially one legged ones.
• Just about everything standing
• Er, Redhill.
• It has the worst Macdonalds in the UK if not anywhere. I have never been served so slow, so badly. I have been there many times and then thank god they built one in Earlswood.
• Dont think Redhill is "posh" cos its in surrey. Infact its full of council estates, and on a friday night your bound to see some rough slapper pulling her boyfriend away froma fight screaming "It a'int worth it Wayne, it ain't worth it". Its also full of travellers who ask for a "loan" of your car as you walk into work, as the kids try to rifle through your pockets.
• The Embassy.
• the embassy - tho it does have a special place in my heart, the town centre, the atmosphere (lack of), the people, sainsbury's, lidl, the people, the belfry shopping centre, the peo...etc
• Kev's think they belong their
• What the hell! what do people get out of being in the "Redhill massive crew" It's so not a good thing to see. I am sorry to all of the people that do and to their parents, but please GET A LIFE!
• The station, because you can come back.
• Theres about 5 (count em FIVE) card shops in Redhill of which I think at least 3 are clintons. Exactly how many cards to people in a small town need, considering a fair few of them probably have difficult writing..
• the cult of "indistinguishable" has reached it's zenith here, the local's believe that individuality must be suppressed, & conform to the "Eastenders" dress code,
• all of those kids trying so desperatley to simultaneously skateboard, maim and look disinterested.
• Redhill is the king of card shops. There are three Clinton Card shops. I mean come on three !! Are we short of cards ?? How could Clintons plan for 3 shops in one town !! And it has competition too !!.
• Drab architecture and lack of core community activity.
• you can always find a fight your never far away from someone with a bulldog tattoo & hackett shirt the bouncers are always fat, bald and unreasonable wherever you go. No musical instrument shop No pubs with jukeboxes That damn market, it was better wherever it used to be situated. Sainsburys is so very dirty and beige No one ever helps anyone else out there is no town spirit its dirty run by a council that dont seem to care
• It has to be the people. This town is the result of hundreds of years of residents marrying their cousins.
• Its drab and lifeless. The town centre hs no energy. I feel sapped as soon as I enter the wretched place.
• Redhill is not called "Deadhill" for nothing!
• The girls are mainly ruff old slags and those who arn't are to scared to leave the house
• The buildings, the shops, the pigeons, the traffic ... need I go on!
• Kevs that make fun of you. Getting beaten up after closing time or after Embassy closing time on a weekend. Avoid the kebab vans behind the Abbott pub, things sometimes get hairy round there at 1am.
• Everyone who lives in Redhill try to fob off people by saying they are from Reigate - YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!
• Townies hanging by McDonalds
• the assorted overhead police cameras which never seem to be in use when they are needed
• It's a bit tacky. I was born here, lived here, school here, moved away, came back and I remember it was better 20 years ago when the A23 went straight through the centre of the town. It can be dirty, needs more concerted cleaning efforts.
• Everyone takes the piss out of you for living there The time it takes you to get out of the place (I'm thinking Reigate Hill here - 30 minutes to drive a poxy mile?)
• The undeniable air of "Wow, satellite town alert".
• Severe lack of life.You can't get a drink outside the town centre after 3 pm and up to a few months ago the town centre bars and resteraunts didn't open at all on sunday.

Parts of this information have been supplied by: Townsend, Michael Andrew Woodman, Louisa, State51, guy, Fran Giles, peter rolland, stuart baker, Macca, Matt, Debbie Clark, chemist, Chris Dale, Sian Rogers, Pixie, Des Ryan, Paul Cunningham, nelly, Silver, Andrew Woods, buddy, Emma, HAROLD, Alice, KJ, dave, M.L.P., antoy, kount, KEIRA, Adamski, Tom Hanley, alexandra forrest, dell, debbie lyall, Rose, Rohan Samaa, Howard Pearse, will, matt sp, Paul, DarthInsinuate, Neil, Greg, tim wilkinson, Vince Klimas, Richard Gillies, chris, Andrew Evans, glenn penfold, lee, Charlotte Saunders, Patrick Burns, Gregatron, The coin, Zoe Millen, tuxette, generic, Kate_hoy, Becci, Red, Angie, kat, Nic Maurer, Andy Wade, rob, KP, tom, Sally Walker, Rachel, dam, saz, Pauline, bendy turtle, J J, StooB, tracy, legs, Oliver Sharman, Thomas iwannamove, TAKONTTINEN, Elliot Stott, satoriguru, John The One, John, Jane Ward