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• aii, in the lane in pentre ini' wiv a flaggon!!! an a £5 bottle ov vodka
• The Banc is ok but always guaranteed ul get laid, but i think apollo in porth is wicked!! Cheap drink, friendly locals, cute bouncers and awesome music!
• pandy is nt 4 slags
• pandy aint full ov slags nd stop sayin stuff bout them coz not all ov them r slags! get it rite in future!
• This is a small mountain town, not unlike "South Park" however as this is not a cartoon it is fair to say that the town is dead, it hit its peak during the era of coal and was at that time a very industious town. However now there lies little if any sign of social or industrial boom. I have lived here all 18 years of my life and apart from the creation of McDonalds and the pedestrianising of Tonypandy (Pandy) there has been no changes made. This area is going no-where and its doing it at a terrible pace. In my opinion this area is best for the elderly as nothing happens and it is in places quite. However with the building of new houses in the Rhondda commuters to cardiff, swansea etc. Houses in the Rhondda will be far cheaper than in these cities and this will bring in higher incomes which hopefully will attract bigger businesses and more social entertainment facilities.
• shitty toilets where i shag boys
• the power generator Thomas street PENYGRAIG

• hiya ppl de best place 2 go on de pull is dwn de system in pandy its a good laugh dwn de de ppl dat r usually dwn der r rhiannon,becky,terri,mikaela,hannah,sam,kirsty chloe n loads of otha ppl lol
• ITS NOT THE PLACE THATS THE PROBLEM ITS THE PEOPLE THAT DONT CARE ABOUT OUR VILLAGE.........DONT BLAME THE PLACE AT ALL BLAME THE DRUGGIES THE LAGER LOUTS AND THE GANGS THAT MAKE THE PLACE WHAT IT IS SIMPLE PLAIN FACT
• down where the old school used to be in ferndale (old skate park)
• the rohondda is awsome and full of up and coming girls and there are loads of awsome cars there too so fuck you
• The Rhondda has become one ov the worst,Heroin polluted town in wales,And youll never beat it,apart from that the SKINHEAD POPULATION is thriving but the foreigners are filtering in,ITS UP TO THE R.V.S,LEADERS TO STAND UP.HAIL VICTORY ,...Penygraig guy...
• ystrad melon used to be the bollocks used to drink a flagon tip half of it out wen i was steaming and shag some girl called kirsty smith
• THE FLATS IN PENYGRAIG IS AWESOME MY NAME IS CRAIG AND I HANG ROUND IN THE FLATS COME OVER 4 A PARTY EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT LOADSA THINGS 2 DO AND TAKE

• THE FLATS IN PENYGRAIG IS AWESOME MY NAME IS CRAIG AND I HANG ROUND IN THE FLATS COME OVER 4 A PARTY EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT LOADSA THINGS 2 DO AND TAKE
• umm well there is no where to hang bout n if u do find sum where u just get beat up by ppl for not wearin the same clothes as them
• just to let everyone out there the place for the biggest slaggs of all is Porth they all live there with bigger slaggs for daughters go and take your pick
• The place where your 100% guarenteed a shag is the banc in pentre. After a quick go up the lane you can then make your way to kams indian up the road (best around). A bit of ADVICE, if you have a girlfriend don't take her up the banc because people will be trying it on left right and center, knowing that your her boyfriend, it's a guarenteed fight.
• The ally YSTRAD RHONDDA
• Pandy seems to be the place for slappers united to gather!
• The Bank
• The best spot in the rhondda, is in penygraig down the flats, loads of cool things to do and take.
• The road from Maerdy to Aberdare where the old railway station used to be. Also on the mountain slopes behind Richard Street.
• ummm no where all the corners and benches r taken up by preps!!!!!!!
• sandy banks in ystrad where all the cute boyz hang.
• Cymmer Fish Shop is a new hangout spot!they stand outside and act like fools!they were band once by the police but they seem 2building up again!they are not little kids they r about 16 but it proves how shit the rhondda is theres fuck all to do except hang around street corners on the slap or if u r a boy hang around trying to get off with girls or annoy them!if they dont hang around street corners they are hiding some where smoking pot,getting pissed or av'n a rub!!they wonder why teenage pregnancy is rising in the rhindda its because theres fuck all for youngsters to do so they get pissed and nx thing they know its "mam,im preganant" they want 2do things that will entertain youngests of all ages!
• the new place for slags 2hang around is porth by Paradise Cafe(the chicken Shop)well u cant exactly call them slags they r only bout 12 but they do enough jumpn in cars shagn round!its fucking disgusting!!!!
• The Stands in Tynewydd park where all the girls and the boys get drunk with a flagen of cider and smoke pot all night, then when off their faces they all get down to having sex.
• The feeder behind Tonypandy Comprehensive. It's kinda like a river, where we all go to get stoned, or bunk off MR MORRIS' or maybe MR EVANS' lesson- but never MRS BURNS or MRS ROULSTEN JONES- eeeek, it's cool.
• well here in the rhondda fach when i was younger the place we used the hang out was Queens square in tylorstown where we used to sip cider and tell stupid jokes- where's the harm?
• Under 'the Arch' in Cwmparc. A favourate spot for stupid, foul-mouthed, pizza-faced youths who are unimportant (have nothing important to do and nowhere important to go). Known locally as "Pongo Corner".
• hya u lot. speaking of one who knows Clydach and the Rhondda like the back of hand. hook uo spots in my day were outside the old peoples centre "the Bench" by the Garage in Penygraig and i am so old that i can even remember when car slapping in Pandy was possible b4 they shut it all off!!! otha than that it was pants and still is! all i can say is thank god i looked older than i did and graduated from it all by the age of 15!
• The car park at the very top of Clydach Vale is ideal if you enjoy a loud chat at 4 am. Plenty of room, please feel free to join them.
• well in the Rhondda, theres Tonypandy, a where bunch of 13-15 year old girls wearing summer clothes in the middle of winter hang out trying to pull the boyracers. The girls look like theyve raided the make up section of a Boots shop. In Trealaw, there is the Trealaw Social Club a.k.a the Res.Here you can have a pint, watch digital tv, play pool, and theres a regular show/quiz night. In Trealaw, there is the spar shop, the don, garth park and the A.W.C shack(otherwise known as the train station).
• Anywhere- plenty of slags for all!
• loads of crappy places - by the bute toilets in treherbert, the horizon in gelli, pandy woolworths (total slappers) & days in wattstown!
• The stones. Some ornamental boulders on the corner of Abergorki Industrial Estate. was a wonderful place for getting pissed on cheap cider and stoned to fuck as huge lorries rumble past all day during the summer holidays.
• Most of the valley seems to be infested with drunk teenagers in tracksuits. Particular hot spots are Lo-Cost car park, the horizon (Ton), Pandy Woolworths doorway, outside Sid's shop in Cwmparc.
• I think piped Frank Synatra music, and pink lights should be put arounf those hook-up spots. Cos pink lights highlight zits, that should move them on.
• Treorchy Library wall is a good one as it has a Portaloo right by it. 10p for 15 minutes.
• Outside the library in Treorchy. A bit sad, but handy for the off licence where very youthful drinkers can get served with cheap lager.
• woolworths in pandy where all the car tarts go on the pull and outside the pandy in where all slappers go on the pull
• the king gorges park in clydach is full of drugies and is a place where everyone goes for sex also woolworths in pandy where a lot of slags hang around
• The Feda behind Tonypandy Comprehensive, the local bonging spot where everyone goes to get stoned out of their brains
• ystrad sports centre and the melon great friday night spot to get high.
• Well there is one hook up spot in the Rhondda where we all have fun and that is the Melon in Ystrad. People drink themselves to death and other people neck each other. Also other people cry because their other half is meeting someone else (bad really) but it is crap sometimes and good on other times. The melon is near the rhondda Sport Centre be there!!! (By Custard)
• The Melon, a football field by Ystrad train station,a local friday night spot where everyone goes to get pissed, everyone necks each other,,great!!!!
• The Baglan Field Bench
• In Ton Pentre again, outside the Phoenix (the cinema) just down the road from Fagins.
• The Horizon's cool for the Gelli and Pentre peeps but what about further down the valley? The new bus shelter, outside Woolies and through the pedestrianised bit is where little-but-think-they're-big kids hang round, and us with cars collect under gateways, yes still.
• Comeing from the Rhondda I have come to the conclusion that the place has completely fuck all to offer young peaple in the way of employment or entertainment.I have,nt seen a great deal of the world but in comparison this place has,nt got a great deal going for it.So in a nut shell fuck you.
• The Horizion , just opposite the Library, used to be my playground.

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