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  • Mrs Mayes big flabby tits
  • In your mums vagina is a great gaff m8
  • Windmill just say hello tae titch spending all his cash
  • the plantation hey man the buckies grt there goes doon a treat polis can b seen miles oaf
  • All veinstabbers assemble and 'hookup' outside the train station at saltcoats and then the flock of 'lower than a snakes bal**' addicts go into town and amass outside the local chemists waiting on their green jungle juice, once re-intoxicated they 'hookup' with their walking crimewave friends outside the Jobcentre
  • Along the nature reserve / walkway that used to be the old railway line (yes, that's right - Saltcoats was once so great it had two railway lines). Alternatively, pick any bridge going over the existing railway
  • Up the canon hill with a carryout
  • Please view "famous ppl" part
  • Outside the NonSuch Amusments any time of the year is a great place to meet up with other neds. a good place to hang out is the glebe swing park - as its jst outside the centre there are less police - also there are not many streetlights so you can get up to some tricks without being seen. BUCKFAST .
  • As it's all refurbished now, the Melbourne Cafe at the top of Hamilton Street has a cool enough atmosphere for a coffee and burger, and the juke box at least lets you be at the mercy of mainstream pop of your own choosing. With music as schmaltzy as it's ice-cream floats....7/10 for me !! lol
  • the metro 5 years ago
  • There's a row of shops up near the High Road which seems to be popular with the younger crowd.
  • I guess since the new cinema opened on the site of the old Pavilion it will become a hanging out spot. Hope the neds don't take over.
  • The Station
  • The open area across from the old Harris's shop next to the Market. There are some seats there and a bit that seems to have been custom built for the Neds. The taxi rank and top of Countess Street near the Railway Station. It's a busy area.

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Last updated: 2015-05-16

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