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  • Jamie L. Andrews; One of the Co-Founders of the International Sixfold Union back in 2006, whom recently brought their work to South Woodham Ferrers by hosting various servers and databases throughout the town under the name 'Sisyn Networks'. Andrews is also famous for leading a group of 'Movement Demonstrators' of which numbered around 60-70 people, all of which wearing Sixfold Union armbands, through the streets of London on October 15th, 2011. They currently reside in Woodham and is regularly found with their camera, walking along the field next to Creekview Rd.
  • Got into some trouble in soho a couple of years ago, and a guy called mark usher who also went to willy de stepped in and saved me and my mates from a kicking on a crazy night out in 2009. Turned out he is a major player in the mafia or something and is well known in the soho area as "the Gentleman".  Just remembered this because my mum and step dad bumped into him walking the dog and he recognised them as he used to wash my step dads car when he was a kid. 
  • JON MORTER - Social media ledge! - 1st person to beat Simon Cowell to the UK Xmas No.1 in 5 years, plus he trended World No.1 on Twitter too
  • I'm not too sure if this is the right place but. It's a strange feeling to be 13,000 miles away and read about people still calling the convenience store on Warwick Parade "Mister Gees" I started the first Mister Gees at the other end of Warwick Parade in September 1972. I'm now involved with a winery in Victoria, Australia and still having fun in business. Douglas Green aka Mister Gee
  • We had sum bird frm corrie eat at a local indian resturant thats it
  • stormin norman what a laugh. used to be a waitress!!
  • matt almond- sausage thrower
  • Mervyn Day used to own a sports shop in SWF
  • Lisa Kelly appeared on Blankety Blank in 1987
  • Me...... I'm huge which is why i can't put my real name....
  • the most famouse people spotted that i know are, the queen (i was there in my pram APPARENTLY), Dean gaffney (wow), the legend that is LOFTY (eastenders), Mike read (frank), and Frank bruno did look at a house here. OH AND GAZ REEVE
  • SWF was mentioned on 'Have I Got News For You' regarding the sausage throwing incident of Broughton Road
  • Apparently, Jeremy Clarkson, but that was just some 'wannabe cool' that made that up
  • nick thurston he played for spurs but i suppose that makes him a fool rather than a celebrity
  • James Harpers currently playing for Reading FC
  • Terry "Southend United", "Potters" Alderton
  • Robbie from East enders were spotted years ago, thats about it
  • slipmatt, hardcore dj
  • Andy Ruffel, BMX superstar lived in SWF (Downleaze?) for a bit in the 80's. I seem to remember something about Frank Bruno's parents moving to SWF too.
  • Mark from Immortal Ink. The best known face in SWF
  • Lee Evans started his career in Fenners Pub which is now called Tiger Joes
  • Ray dee (DJ), Miss cherry pie for obvious reasons (Dont be rude)
  • Famous residents: Gaz (For undisclosed reasons) Dave, Mesh, Phi, Powerblast fist Amy, Sesh, Jimmy D, Shells, Jonafabbs, The Smidan, Sulli, Danny (You are the gayest),Ollie D, Fraser, Lee and Claire, Jon R, Matt L, many more. but they all belong to the hoofside!!
  • seth butane of "WHAM" fame, also a member of the so solid crew
  • harry gibbs,boxing ref lived @ SWF
  • Abida in Mr. Gees (Londis as it is now known). She is THE most polite shop worker i have ever met in my life. Her manners are astounding and that smile she gives you just brightens up the rest of the day! And she likes kids.
  • My first gig was not in the Oaklands Hotel, and more appropriatley to my claim to S.W.F is that for 25 years of my life I lived there......And speaking on behalf of Lee S.W.F was not his first gig either!!! All the best Terry The Shrimper
  • "Dipladocas" in Tigers on a thursday...he's soul defined....
  • i know robbie from eastenders granny!!!!!!
  • i know a bloke who was on who wants to be a millionaire! he's from SWF
  • Dan Dowding once accomplished a sailing mission in his yacht. sucessfully making it from the crouch to maldon. Well done dinga you are my local hero and a neat guy!
  • Dean Gaffneys Girlfriend used to live here but moved and Julian Dicks lives 5 mins away. Plus we have a southend united Football player (Gary Cross)
  • Only the greatest band to come out of Essex after Blur, the Prodigy and ....um Headswim.....The Zero Society!
  • That geezer who sings It's Not Unusual
  • Has anyone else noticed that Rich May looks incredibly like David Beckham! All we need to know is whether or not Posh takes it up the arse.......
  • Uncle Rog
  • ruffdriverz come from swf (as in dreamin') and slipmatt also lives here and can be seen regularly in the pubs of woodham ( the curlew and tigers)
  • United Dance HQ is based in SWF.
  • The radar on top of Bushey hill appears in the Nintendo 64 game 'Goldeneye'
  • Terry Alderton, Harry Carpenter, Lee Evans's first gig was at the Oakland, Justin Edinburgh (Spurs defender), Mr.Happy, Robbie from Eastenders
  • Mr Happy the children's entertainer/blind date contestant. Robbie from eastenders used live here, i saw him in asda. Terry alderton of the national lottery show. I was on Your Shout complaining about the lack of childcare in swf (there's not 1 nursery in woodham) and on Simply Money (sky) and Ainsley Harriots Party of a lifetime and blue peter with my bloke.
  • frank butcher visited for a funeral once. queen planted a tree ages ago
  • Well, Queenie officially opened the town in 1978, so there !!
  • the queen visited when south woodham was first built well i think she did ne way !!!
  • None, although one of our neighbours was on "The Krypton Factor". That's how exciting Woodham can get.
  • well we have choirwood they have been on blue peter and GMTV what an achievement

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Last updated: 2011-06-15

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