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  • You could hang around outside the gates of Madras, Kilrymont at lunch time if you're into girls between the ages of 11-15, but you will have competition from Daniel Murray
  • at The Stables with Jock Farmer
  • Seats overlooking the Old Course
  • The Beach is a classic hang out spot on a friday/saturday night if you are between the age of about 14-17
  • Well, in the summer(or excuse of a summer we get here) head for the west sands, where you can drink bucky and scamper in the dunes to your hearts content. The dunes also make for an excellent hiding place from the feds when they come along and chase u! The oh so luxurious 'beach hut' gives shelter for those cold rainy summer evenings and the toilets are the place of many a youthful sexual encounter... For a more sheltered option, head to the Castle sands, with it's rocky cliffs and slippery steps it's the perfect hangout for drunken teens! Head up to the bus station for about 10:45 to catch the crowds, or if you're really bored get on the 11:55 bus to cupar for an unfogettable experience. Other hangouts include the Uni Libary, the Uni botanic gardens(UBG), the secret garden (i can't tell you where it is, coz it's a secret!), The physics&astromony uni buildings (P&A), Kinburn Park, Coxhaugh Park, and "The Lake". Also for you scumbags out there, try the Spar, and you'll probably be able to get into the Stables from the age of 12 upwards! For all you insomniacs, the 24 hour shell garage is the place to be anytime, day or night. It's usually jumpin' jumpin' between 12 and 2 am on weekends!
  • The west sands and the castle sands.
  • The passage next to Ogstons that leads down to Queens Terrace/Lade Braes is another favourite.
  • South Street outside Madras college. And why not try racing your brother's moped around the one way system?

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Last updated: 2013-05-18

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