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  • Tesco car park
  • Anywhere in Parr because we all know that Parr girls are always up for it. Bo Selecta!
  • st.helens is fab, dont see everyones problem
  • **Flex bar or any other bar of this type as all the girls come down to Liverpool to get sausaged due to the local lads being major beasts.
  • 'The top shops' on Laffak Road.
  • King georges park lock your kids up daz t is about
  • School opposite Beecham's was called Windlehurst. There used to be a walkway that went under the roads from the back of Martin's to there which council filled in in the 80's
  • windle labour club
  • Does anyone remember the gorgeous model/actor Lee Atherton, who worked at aplbies, lowies, plaza, cristals, nexus and most other clubs in town???????? give us you thoughts on him xxxx
  • If you're young and wear a tracksuit then the best hook up point is McDonald's ledge. Strangely nobody waits outside Clarkes nextdoor
  • Bishop road playing fields,Taylor park,Broadway shops,Eccy mere school,The Red Rocks,Rainford Village,Billinge,Chain Lane,Moss Bank,Haydock,the "top" shop in eccleston .....1990-1994 OMG! I did get around in the good old days! 1990-1994
  • Rainford park- i think it's been re-done now, but there was a benth next tu the park, sitting randomly were only the 'kewlest' ones couldd sit.. then on the park running round off there heads was all the kids aging from 12-20 probally older i am sure thers a few still go who was 20 then haha! behind the golden lion- everyone was having sex in the bushs at the bottom and wee's in the bushs at the top, and if the police cum u had to hide in a bush or run thru a very muddy feild!! and without a doubt the 'dick head' was ripping up the cricket pitch which never went down well wen arrested, clink- middle & top shops, the bottom one was for the smack eds, and well yeah so was everywer elsee if u wern't lucky but if u could dodge the smack heads it was a funny night haresfinch park wer the girl battered the trees for calling them fat, oh the r classy round ther i tell u gillers green bin shedS?i mean really was was going on? christ church in eccleston wer the hut was, spar in eccleston, bishop lane feild, kiln lane field,
  • providence hospital whera i was for 5yrs enjoyed all my yrs in st helens
  • Queens Park Rec. You know that place with the round-about where cider crack-heads all congregate and hurl abuse at passers by, while saddos try to vandalise the rusty metal cage that is the playground.
  • George Groves who won three Oscars was born in Duke Street
  • i remember biking down red rocks an havin to avoid the masses of turds and the old guy walking his dog
  • Carr Mill dam 2003/2004 back in the days of school wen campin was the onli way 2 have a shag fest. Drinkin cider and smokein bongs, and watchin ur mates go white while ur avein a wild shite lmao sleepin in our 8 manner was the best days of our lives so far, people from all around came 2 see us the legend pot eds such at the iron lung, liam Greg, Tom shaw, Grant MC, Fat Crack, and the odd whoppers like Gary bordman and Chinky John! Birds ranged from all ages, sizes and ethnic backgrounds but always up for some gurd fun :D:D
  • CAN ALL THE WANKERS THAT FREQUENT ELLISON DRIVE PLEASE STOP CHUCKING THEIR GOD DAMM BEER BOTTLES OVER MY FENCE GETIING REALLY PISSED OFF WITH IT
  • great spot in st.helens is the top of billinge hump its got a great view
  • i remember when me n me m8s used to play footy ova chain lane park..or go to the top of the burgies..some good nights lisnin to lee butler plastic fantastic on radio city 96.7 on a friday n sat night while drinkin a 24 pack of carlin..buzzin!
  • under the railway bridge in thatto heath park, swinging out on our man maid rope swing when the trains are passing
  • Over the tropical getting bladdered and smoking a pipe (G)
  • Over the tropical getting bladdered and smoking a pipe (G)
  • APPEBY'S THURS NIGHTS 50P A PINT AND A KNEE TREMBLER OUT ON THE FIRE EXIT, GOOD TIMES, ONCE THE RASH WENT ANYWAY, CHLMYDIA HOT SPOT OF THE UK LATE,1990'S
  • sheredly park is the place to be yes xxxxxxxxxx
  • This type of thing should not be encouraged and Haresfinch park now has regular patrols from police and has one of the access points blocked off to stop this stupid imature behaviour
  • CLP(chain lane possy)r really sadu all no hu u r clinkywood rules and u know it the skater park in clink under the ramp iz the best place ot go if its raining but not so fun on ur bill joes n mctuckys and the chippy round da corner r sound az ewt clink on the whole if u live ther iz a beast but the ppl hu judge clink r the ppl hu r scared so if u are thats why u get banged :P cuz cum here in clink thinkin ur hard n u walk out battered HEHEHEHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
  • Chester Lane Centre.
  • Is St Helens populated by this many pointless, illiterate chavs?
  • Outside the town hall but the buses are always lat so you end up waiting 45 minutes for your mates from rainford.
  • outside mcdonalds or at the bus stop
  • chain lane shops used to be the place to be when i was younger but now it is full of freaks the girls are covered in fake tan and the lads are all mentally disabled hopefully they will breed and be sacrificed on the railings by the como by there own children p.s la coste is not cool you just look like muppets all the people who you worship are the loser's we rejected fill me in on who wins the wheel chair race
  • we use to hang around green tin on Windermere Ave and level with Bowness Ave in Clinkywood . some older ones(me being one the youngest, of course )would give us backies on mopeds across field up and down hills in woods . I werent scared honest !
  • Mill Damn was fucking ace for girlys walkin back home pissed an lookin for kiss. Greenins was sound as well but all the lasses went with the lads who had a pad or had or nicked a car. Not too many of them goin round though so much fun to be had for all.
  • yo sad acts who are calling my home town, i'ma tell you lot how it is yeh, yo st helens is OK yeh BUT i think we have to many bars n clubs, which ARENT THAT good, there can be sum good nights out with the clubs and bars but the bad thing is, that the bouncers in some clubs are thick as fuck like let any one in like teens underage because there stupid. Another thing is, most of you lot are all calling St Helens, and saying liverpool is better, if aload of scouser are hanging round st helens and calling it, WHY BOTHER COMING ROUND IT THEN?! AND may i add ST HELENS is a TOWN and liverpool is a CITY so therefore liverpool is going to be better you thickos :@ grrrrrr liverpudlians fek me about, u all do me nut in, choking on ya chicken bones :@:@ Grrrrr go back 2 liverpool if its so great. Stupid Mofo's.
  • Where's all the clockfacer's? How about the park near fourboys on four acre? Hows about the wash in mill lane? Hows about Greenin's? Not to mention the lambchop near woolacoomb? Come on Clockfacer's and beff Av'ers I know it wunt just me around there 96 - 99
  • Local parks for scally twats innit? charliejervis@hotmail.com
  • ive lived in sthelens for all my life, im 27 and i can safely say it is shit, people ask me why im single, and the answer is i dont fancy walkin down the street with a bird who cannot even be arsed to change out of her pyjamas and get dressed, come on you have all seen them, what is wrong with the women in sthelens, dont get me wrong there must be some decent nice girls from there but i aint never met one, and girls it aint a competition to see who can neck the most pills in one night, so do me a favour and stop coming over to me talking shite and dribbling on me, cheers, mind you though my ex bird was alrite, but she binned me, the tramp.
  • we used to Tommy's Square (St Thomas' Square)opposite the new cinema in front of the sorting office when it wasn't a block of flats, just wasteland, while we were in town or on a nice day as a ride spot. Being redeveloped now i think but u can still jump the barrier and get in lol
  • Err over church in Fingerpost, Up brew (Parr Industrial Estate) thers a patch of wasteland ther wher all the underages go drinkin in bushes haha!. the Mollies, Gaskell Park, hangin around Parr Conny Club Over the Hotties, full of scousers and 'Parr slags' as we're called. Fosters Park, Sherdley, behind parr baths or in derelict houses. Go to any of these places with your 10 cigs and your fivers wizz in your pocket and your litre of white lightnin and you're sure to fit in!! 2001-2003 What An Era haha!
  • Salvation Army is great for buying smack!
  • anywhere. ashton i guess. but its not as awesome as it used to be.
  • nower 2 go. by far the worst nite out of all time. full of chavs an wannabe scals who go out just to get into a fight. nexus is a joke. even the oldest people in ther arent 18 yet. evrywhere plays the same music. possibly dali bar is the only place where u can hear a bit of diversity. my advice get to liverpool as soon as possible. good nite out guaranteed for woteva music u like
  • Blackbrook Bridge - What a place where all the leavers of 2005 go to get pissed what a brilliant place and you often see kate riley making her buisness go further give her a quid and she'll make you happy!
  • the STUMP in union street!!! surely a few of you peeps out there remember that...eat,drink,smoke,gossip,meet,manhunt,sing,dance,laugh,fart you name it,it happened (il meet you at the stump)
  • the old pavilion on sutton manor park was the best ever.sheltered from the wind and rain,well away from from the car park so there was plenty of time to hide your beer or weed when the police inevitably arrived.until some idiot burned it down that is
  • ANYONE EVER GO OVER SAINTS AN SIT ON THE STUMPS. SPOILT KIDS HAD THE BERGHAUSE OTHERS HAD THERE SPRAYWAY. IF U HAD MONEY IT WOULD BE 20/20 OR THUNDERBIRD OTHERWISE IT WAS KESTREL SUPER WHITE LIGHTNIN AN FRIED RICE AN CURRY FROM CHANS
  • The Park Near HSL in Rainill! - wow I met my wife there, she got her wooden leg stuck in the climbing frame and I had her on the spot - p*ssed as farts swirling on the roundabout - it was great till her glass eye fell out. if you find it please hand it into the HSL as I can't stand any more singing blow jobs.
  • The snakes name was K.E.S ie: Kid Eating Snake - Get it right!
  • billinge, at venus's house (everyone knows venus) havin a smoke before travelling ten metres to the brown cow for a piss up
  • us youngsters go 2 eccy field n the spar nowadays. we too terrorise the residents!
  • Mill Dam - Sutton - The Mill Dam Massive....they all hang around there and sometimes venture down too clock face or over SIDAC fields.
  • !!!Well, you can't go nowhere in St Helens these days cos all those scallies from Prescot and Huyton who get laughed at by the rest of Liverpool all flood into St Helens during the day and swarm into the bars at night thinking they own the place only to get seven shades of shite knocked out of them every time!!! LOOK WHAT SOME TIT WROTE!!
  • I spend my time at Scala snooker centre (behind the Sefton in town, Leg O' Mutton or trawling the streets of Eccleston
  • haydock boys the hotspots wer aldi and iceland with 8 cans and a tenner weed then wen the bizziz cum it was onto the park thru the railings those wer top nites
  • taylor park hill eating magic mushrooms picked from millfields laughing at clouds and strangers with the ecclestion ss, shitting in the hole on the green on grange park golf club. Ahh they were the days or were they am I having a flashback?
  • nexus
  • I am an early member of the Knowhere board, number 174. I used to enjoy it but frankly, I find it quite disgusting now. I went to the message board to see if I could locate old friends, but it contains nothing but profanity and even an ad asking for prostitutes! Don't you monitor anything, or do you encourage such writings?
  • taylor park or thatto heath park every time. who can beat hangin round in or around the dell by the library.. if that failed it was back to fidler st... to get totaly smashed... every one in tatty heath new that street between late 80's and mid 90's.
  • POLITICAL CORRECTNESS.COME ST HELLENS COUNCIL HOUSING.AFTER ABOUT 3 YEARS THE HEDGES HAVE BEEN CUT THE BAD NEWS ELEN HOUSE ASS OK ATION STILL IN THE FRONT GARDEN,HOOK ON TO THAT ARE SLING IT.BORN ON SITE 1933 5 HAVE DIED 3 REMAIN JUST STRUGGLING EURO SLING YOUR HOOK.
  • THIS IS THE TOWN THAT DOES TODAY,WHAT THE WORLD DOES 50 YEARS LATER,THE LOCAL CUT WENT DAM ROW TO GROVES,ONTO MERTON BANK,THIS PLACE IS ONLY KNOWHERE DUE TO THOSE WHO TOOK THERE BUSINESS ELSEWHERE AS IN PROCTOR AND GAMBLE. LETS GO FOR POTS,SAY DOULTON AND WHEN THE CLAY GOT SHORT,MOVED TO THE POTTERIES,AND ALL BECAUSE OF BLACK DIAMONDS,WHAT WAS IT THAT WAS SAID,COAL IS OF THE PAST,IN IT'S DAY EX TERRA LUCEM.FOR SURELY STILL TODAY OUT OF THE EARTH COMES FORTH LIGHT.(MIND YOU BACK IN THE 50's PROMISED SOLAR POWER,HAD TO GET MY OWN WITH NO HELP FROM )( YOU KNOW WHO)by the way where has all the church of england schools gone.RAVENHEAD,ST.JOHN'S AND NOW ST.MATTHEW'S(IS THIS ENGLAND OR HAS SOMEBODY MOVED IT.SAME AS GRANGE PARK ONCE WAS TILL IT BECAMRE A SUB DISTRICT OF THATTO HEATH.(LETS CALL IT THE OLD NAME HIGHFIELD DATING BACK TO THE BURIAL GROUND OF SAXON TIMES BEHIND SEDDON HOUSE THE SCHOOLHOUSE FROM DONKEY'S EARS AGO(SAME HOUSE THE CELEB OF BOTANY BAY AUSTRALIAN MAYOR.)MOST DETAILS ARE 99% FACT,SEE ALSO THE MANCHER/LIVERPOOL GLASS COMPANY STAYED IN WINDLE CITY TILL THE WINDOW TAX THAT'S HOW FAR BACK GLASSMAKING GOES IN THIS NOWHERE PLACE YES EVEN THOUGH ON THE HIGHFIELD BEFORE THE YANKS CAME IN THE EARLIER BLITZ IN 1941 SHOT AT BY A MESSERSCHMIDT 108,IF THIS IS NOWHERE I AM STILL ALIVE,I COMMENT HAVING TRAVELLED WALES,ENGLAND,SCOTLAND,IRELAND,MOST OF THE CHANNEL ISLANDS,EUROPE DONT TALK TO ME OF THE CONMAN MARKET,IN EUROPE HOLLAND,DENMARK,GERMANY,AUSTIA,SWITZERLAND,FRANCE AND BELGIUM TO NAME A FEW SO PLEASE SOMEONE SHOW ME SOMETHING NEW,COMPUTERS FROM CADBY HALL,KENSINGTON SCIENCE MUSEUM PLUS ZX 81 TO SPECTRUM MARK 3.COMMODORE AMSTRAD,NOW SURP[RISE ME.?.
  • COLLEGE STREET POLICE STATION,WELCOME THEY WILL SOON GET ON YOUR CASE AND SORT YOU OUT RIGHT FROM WRONG DONT MAKE A SONG FOR MALES THE PAPERS SAY IN A CENTURY OR SO WILL BE EXTINCT,CHILDREN TODAY DONT KNOW HOW TO THINK,COMMON MARKET SAYS IT ALL,WHY GB HAS GONE TO THE WALL,GO TO THE TOP OF BILLINGE HILL SEVEN COUNTIES ON A CLEAR DAY WILL THRILL,DONT BE DAFT USE CON DOM,SO NOT TO USE RAM,REM OR ROM.IF MUSIC BE THE FOOD OF LIFE THEN POETRY HAS BEEN MY STRIFE I TRIED THREE SCORE YEARS AND TEN,NOW TOO LATE TO BEGIN AGAIN,HELLO HEATHER MAUREEN(NEE GIBBS)IF YOU ARE STILL OUT THERE I CAN STILL SEE WITH ONLY ONE FRIEND THAT NO ONE GIVES A ****,SO YOU SEEE LIFE IS NO OPEN BOOK,NO MORE CAN I FLASH THE ASH CANCER HAS SEEN TO THAT,GONE IS CRAVEN A RED CAT,SITTING HERE TRACHEO BLOCKED AGAIN,WHY DO I STILL HAVE A CLEAR BRAIN,I WOULD HAVE MADE IT VERY BRIEF,NOW I HAVE NOT ANY TEETH.ANYONE WILLING TO PUBLISH THIS ODE,BRIGHTEN UP MY LIFE'S ABODE,PLEASE REPLY BACK TO THE BARD DAI IN HELL,OR IS USUAL GO TO H***.MY GRANDFATHER WAS A PREACHER TOLL BAR,ALAS HE DIED BEFORE I SEE HIM,FATHER LEHRMAN AT TANK NO.9,WORLD OF GLASS NOW IS HIS SHRINE,WHAT YOU SEE IS FACT,NAMES CHANGED ONLY BECAUSE OF TACT,DO NOT THINK OF THIS AS A SONNET,MY BIRTHDAY 3/12/1933 IS THE BEE IN MY BONNET.ON THE BIKE IN THE PIT ONLY TIME HAT IN MY KIT.THINK OF DAVE IN TOLVER ST.THEN YOU KNOW GOT IT RIGHT,SEASONSS GREETINGS TO TOO MANY TOO MENTION,:- MARY EVA RON HILDA ELSIE A FEW TO MENTION THOSE ARE MANY I HAVE NOT FORGET,IF YIU DID ME WRONG THEN YOU WILL REGRET,BUT IF NO HARM YOU DID INFLICT,WECOME TO COME TO MY BURIAL WHEN I'M DEAD,IF YOU FORGOT ME THEN YOU ARE EXCUSED AFTER ALL EVERYBODY IS ALLOWED ONE MISTAKE BUT AS MY GRAND MASTER SAID NOT TWICE FOR THAT IS WRONG,SO HOPE THIS PUZZLE AS KEPT YOU AMUSED WHO I AM THE MYSTERY SHOULD BE REVEALED.ORGA.N ET , C O M E .KU .KNOCKBACKED
  • we are the stinky plebs that hang out in al the bus stops yano smashin windows, glasses, bottles, beatin 5 year old kids up cos we are hard yano, thats us who protest we are old enough to drink and have $ex us that wear tracksuits all day long and think we are gods gift yes we are scouse smellys!p.s i think my own back yard is pretty cool.
  • why not memories - the flash and surrounding areas down from Newton Road, Parr
  • well, most children in st helens are conceived round the back of the sidings, st helens junction.
  • The swings in Vicky Park. Doing the bars with the skill of a professional athlete.
  • i loved the dam. a place where us girls could always encounter our fair share of gorgeous lads!!! xx
  • The Cotham Pub, sadly no longer there, we used to meet up there to go on nights out to Blackpool and Blackburn Cavendish.
  • TAYLOR PARK CAN U GET ANY BETTA USE 2 GO ROUND THERE GETTIN PISSED WIT ME M8S EVERY NITE AROUND 80 OV US BOUNCIN OVA SENT THE 1S WIT HALF GROWN BEARDS IN BARGAIN BOOZE TOLL BAR FUK THAT NOW WE CAN GET R TITS OUT 2 DRIVERS ON PRECCY ROAD WE AV A SPAR WAHOOOOOOOOO!! xkt
  • Two words....CHICAGO ROCK!! Best place in town, friendly people, great atmosphere and great music to dance to when you've had a few :P
  • just to bring us into 21st century Ray French, drummer from Sad Cafe Gasgoine famile of Bamber fame
  • The Edge of Greenings Industrial Estate off Reggie Road, where we used to gather by this minging deep-enough-to-drown-in pond, get ****ed up on merrydown/special brew snakebite or bongs, then take running jumps over stacks of burning pallets as tall as we were - grrrreat days :) If you were stupid enough to swim in the pond, you'd discover that you can still stand and keep your head above water, on account of the dead car that had been rolled into it god knows how many years ago. The common opinion is that it's an Austin Allegro. You had to be uncommonly stupid though, because eveyone knows the car is the very least of the dead things in there - {shudders}
  • For a real chilled out start to the weekend and a place to go and relax and listen to some of the best Acoustic acts for Free. Yes FREE The Green room every thursday boasts some of the best talent around.....Leave your preconceptions by the door
  • THE NUMBER 1 SPOT NOWADAYS IS IN GRANGE VALLEY YOUTHY AND OVA ICELAND WIV ALL THE CARS, LET ME TELL U THIS NOW IF U EVER SEE A BLUE CORSA WIV THe NUMBER PLATE AT JllDO J WAVE AT HIM 4 ME COZ HE IS FIT AS F**K. LOL YICKERS AND PROUD !DNT 4GET UR LITRES OF CARBON WHITE CIDER OR 2 LITRE LAMBRELLA ON A FRI AN SAT, WE H8 SCOUSERS !!!!!! YICKERS AND PROUD !!!! BROOKERS AND PROUD !!!! SUM PEEPS 4M PARR R FAIR REET ASWEL. HAYDOCK IS BEST PLACE 4 FIT LADS BTW.
  • In the alley way behind Nevins in Haydock. Drinking Red or Blue Thunderbirds and giving people grief on there way home from Emma Jayne's. Also sitting on the wall outside the 24 hour garage near the Ship, watching the world go by and dreaming of when we could drive and what car we were going to have (a beetle was mine, never did get one)
  • Back of Sidac, if you were about 16, in 1990.... Madchester Rave on!
  • Does anyone know of any gud meets to go cruisin.
  • And while we're on the subject, PLEASE DON'T send us stuff which is defamatory, racist, malicious or otherwise unlawful - this isn't a soapbox for prejudice, personal abuse or private vendettas. You should consider this comment/guideline when publishing the pages Re defamatory, racist and malicious comments relating to scousers. Particulary many who like myself pay council tax and spend money in St helens thus boosting the economy. so these inbreds can survive
  • Billy swifts gym buldging ripped and full ov water carriers and ars3 lickers
  • T.U.C. Unemployed Workers Centre, 11 New Market Street, Wigan
  • knock down century house its the pits,ps let us out
  • Sidewalk Liverpool, Palace
  • Bar x on a thursday night, livin la vida with radio city and a host of local celebrities
  • The dog field in rainhill is great for post pub banter just watch out for thieving girls wen u go swimming with ducks in the manor farm pubs pond.i learnt the hard way.
  • benches outside halifax bank n etams, we live there of an affo!
  • If your single, the SEX therapists will advise you to find & meet the real person in the Laudramat or the Supermarket, and not in a Bar or a club.For those that go to the Pub & Club are only there to get drunk, be abusive or get laid, and how many in the Club/Pub clainiming to be single, are in fact MARRIED? Go give it a try.
  • The bridge over the Linear Park in Rainford.
  • We all love the bridge. The place were blackbrookers n chain laners come together to get drunk and have a laff.
  • The bollards by ashurst primary school and rufford walk... do you remmember
  • I used to hang about The steps Nutgrove circa 1958/60 also Taylor park and St Austins youth Club. The Vampires should have made it big!!!!
  • christ church,eccleston.shout at slags walking past until all ur mates get there and go down to spar/threshers and get served
  • We sometimes hang around taylor park, but its not recommended if your on your own, cos youll probly get , ahem... About 20 of us went drinkin there at night once last year and got chased by police at 1:00 AM.
  • we used to hang out at the old park behind the commo on chain lane.and the bergies was good for a bong and a camp fire
  • Eccy field on a fri / sat nights, get your trackies n your rockport on, oh and dont forget your bottle of white lightnin stuffed down the inside of your sprayway! god they were the days! they really were, (And yes this a memory of my youth, but its still THE place to hang out, even though our crowd have moved on now - you know who you are 1999-2000!!!)
  • You've all missed the ultimate pre plaza/nexus nights out, Rainford park and Rainford High school field. Some fantasic nights out had with a bottle of white shite or 20/20!!!
  • Carr Mill Dam, How many cars and dead bodies under that greeny/black surface? we'll just never know.
  • the bergies- riding up and down on a crosser with a big-titted girl on the back
  • green ins up near gorsey lane roughin it
  • Hurrah! The scalls have moves residence in billinge. No-longer do the frequent the corner of school brow, but now the choose the good old fasioned shops! Yay! They're still dix tho... C'mon, Rockports n trackies, giv it a rest eh?
  • Blackbrook is the boy. us and haydock go way back and if i remember correctly we all kicked the sh*t in parr and the fingerpost not so long ago its not much but hey as if anywhere else is better
  • outside maccies!! benches are full of bird shit tho...!!!!!!!!
  • on the big ramp under the motorway bridge up in clockface. we used to slide down it on roadwork signs it was fun untill the police moved us.
  • Merton Bank field,ya can drink ale,and throw golfballs at scousers
  • if u fancy a good night out with loadsa fit lads then take a trip down to parish primary scool on a friday and saturday night. thy'll show u a good time if ur up 4 it. reccomended top spot if sex n alcohol are your main prioritites!!!! everyone is invited except parr slags and scousers! oh and one more thing - make sure you hide in the bushes when the bizzies come round complaining about the music and waking neighbours at god knows what time in the morning! we feel sorry for the caretakers who have 2 clean up all the shit before the lil kiddies come into scool on the monday morning! say hi to the dude who works in the offy around the corner on standish street! hes smart!
  • over sherdley park under the shelter that stinks of piss ! oh and on the swings supping silver topped merry down and 20 / 20 kiwi flavour of course. or on parr conny club wall going to the highland star for a bag of fish bits ! plus over the bonk at cuthies school where my school cuthies kicked parr high arse !
  • The toilets in the hardshaw centre ARE BOSS! they don't smell, perfect for eating your mark's and spark's sandwiches in. I remember the good ol' days.
  • TAYLOR PARK. its quiet now, its my park, i own it. and what exactly goes on, on sunday, around 8 o'clock. tell me, get out of my park
  • Well, you can't go nowhere in St Helens these days cos all those scallies from Prescot and Huyton who get laughed at by the rest of Liverpool all flood into St Helens during the day and swarm into the bars at night thinking they own the place only to get seven shades of shite knocked out of them every time :)
  • maccys/ pizza hut/ cineworld/
  • gaskell park is a well known place for teenagers where they go for a bit of fun and to get drunk normally. if u want a good laugh go there.
  • Haresfinch park,more importantly the parkys hut!We used to do the bars on the swings (Mid 80's)and when it got dark go to the parkys hut and mither him to death for polo's an cigs!Good times!no need for playstation then!
  • THE WALL AND ENDLESS ESCAPADES INTO SELF PARODY
  • THE BRIDGE IN BLACKBROOK WERE THE LOCAL HARD BASTARDS GET PISSED...
  • THE SLOPES or if you're feeling a bit classy: Taylor Park but don't forget your litre of white lightening. 1994-96
  • f' tonight a'll shag sister, f' go bus stop an' have fight wif small person to impress bus stop slags, walk round wif cap hangin' on back of head tryin' to put on scouse accent an' have sum cider evun though f' I don't like it. Then a'll f' go home look in mirror an' f' try an' walk like money t' loook hard an' f' scare kids, f' parr forever!
  • Lee's lane and the Beacon for boy racers and car slags. The 1996 merry down gold uk tour had star venues such as: Taylor Park, Eccy Park, The mere, and DLS school until they put the fences up!it's amazing how many litlres of the stuff u can fit in the inside pocket of a sprayway when u have to!!
  • What is soo wrong with St. Helens! There are far worse places. I didn't turn out bad! U missed a spot King Georges park in Haydock for your underage drinking!
  • chain lane shops was the best place because everyone used to come down causin trouble so we sent them home with broken noses and jaws. (especially plastic scousers and inbreds)
  • Haresfinch Park, 1998/1999 and clinky wood park.Drinking cider and lighting fires. Oh and don't forget about Joe's and the cheap cider, 7:00pm don't be late!!!!!
  • Ashurst estate - how many people can be inbred on the same estate and still escape the notice of Panorama? Is Blackbrook exempt from the law that states thou shalt not have $ex with a relation on a regular basis? I went to school with people who I only realised later belonged on X Files - a programme 15 years ahead of what was happening in Blackbrook. No wonder Chain Lane was so aggressive, - it was fighting off aliens years before we landed on the moon!
  • WHO ON EARTH WOULD WILLINGLY HOOK UP WITH A WOOLYBACK.(GROSS)
  • The benches near St Thomas of Canterbury Church - maybe they're waiting for god?
  • Hairsfinch Park, a top nite out in the years 1997 - 1999
  • CLINKHAM WOOD WE JUST GO AROUND CHAINE LANE AND BEAT UP ALL THE LITTLE SHITS
  • Chain Laners az they are nown have no where to go so it's either the park,shops or bozzie field az i live near these places i no what it's like and something needes to be done about the gangs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • A bottle of diamond white round the back of mill dam through a straw of course(gets ya drunk quicker,doesnt it)
  • Reccy park early eighties, many a fun night to be had
  • its crap. nothin to do moss bank is a cow of a mound and the bottem shops of clink alway stink of piss
  • i was a pretty borin get when i was younger to be honest with u..i never really ventured outdoors with a bottle of cider in hand....but when i did it would have been on the back of the griffin field in eccleston :) CJ
  • Bishop Road field, but watch out for dog-shit mind. Those massive footy matches between either side of the field. Top.
  • If you like to dress with your trackie bottoms tucked into your trousers and you wear rockports (rocksport if you're poor), and you wear your baseball cap with the peak almost vertical, then the clinic on school brow in billinge is pretty cool. it has some floor, a wall, some more floor, rain in the winter (and summer), and most of all other idiots to associate with, and talk about "goths" and "sweatys" who are actually only skaters. And sometimes you can get drunk, providing the oldest one of you can get served.
  • Esso garage in sutton heath!! We ruled that place for years
  • The shelter at the out patients department at St Helens hospital, The New Inn pub
  • The late shop in Clinky Wood! thats where all the so called hard gets hang round and dont bother to make the effort of goin out to town in the pubs n clubs! they'd rather sit on a wall an drink cider while its pissin it down!!
  • Five Ways chippy on Eccleston Street/Boundary Rd. Brilliant fried rice after a night out with your mates at the pictures in Bridge Street. The Rugby field behind some houses opposite Bleak Hill school. Sittin' in a mini metro, pitch black outside with cans of super strength and a girl performing "a sex act" on you......when you're just 16. WONDERFUL!!! Havelock Close, The fields on Eccleston Street. The old "Krazy Kuts" building (also on eccleston st) before it was knocked down. Bruce Street, The Glassblower pub. Ruskin drive playing fields.
  • The Hamblett School in Windle - used to find dozens of Wank mags in the bushes. The bowling green behind the Gerrard Arms, getting smelly finger syndrome from girls from Rainford - dorty women
  • round the back of the carr mill infants school. u know who you are
  • its suprising what you hook up with round the back of the plaza...!
  • taylor park 1992-1995, cheap cider & cheaper sex, acid, weed and football on the big hill. quality. there are no good bars in st helens
  • CARR MILL DAM, I OFTEN GO THERE AND ENJOY A BOTTLE OF FROSTY JACKS, OH YEH AND DONT FORGET THE CLINKHAMWOOD PARK
  • REMEMBER THE BENCH OUTSIDE THE OLDFOLKS HOME IN NUTGROVE? WAITING FOR THE PRESCOT SKINHEADS TO COME DOWN FOR A FREINDLY CHAT!!(the home & bench are both long gone)Tuesday night at Reeves Hall 70s disco, Newcastle brown? Your mates carrying you to the front door ringing the bell and running off before your mum or dad dragged you in.
  • sad meffs who dance on the plaza steps coz the fat bloke on the door give them the K.B (thats the knock back for you sad gits who are mentally retarded due 2 st helens poor air quality)
  • that little park in windle near bleak hill school,plenty a good nisght had supping cans of lager and cheap bottles of wine!!
  • The queue for the cinema (when it was open and you hadn't been banned by the guy who I'm sure led the labour party once and ruled the door like an iron rod and shouted at everyone). Very scary when you actually got to the door and got your tickets from the drag queen. Made it worth going off with some scabber from Parr first!
  • taylor park for all the smack heads + muggers
  • When we wuz little, we used to wait for me mum at the Stores (Helena House - main entrance with the warm air blowers in the floor). When we wuz bigger, me, Foll, Greeny, Moll and Jonno used to meet on the town hall steps on Saturday night at 8 pm before a night of debauchery on the Alfred, Royal and Sporty's circuit.
  • Boundary Baths!
  • Windle shops, off Bleak Hill Road - 1987-1990. Also Harry's Off licence at Gillars Green Shops. Having apple fights on Bleakhill school.
  • Chain Lane shops full of sad teenagers who have nothing better to do
  • Seem's to be Chain Lane shops - Gangs of drunken marauding teenagers with nothing else to do but beat up scousers.
  • We used to meet in Taylor Park trying to get served in local off-licences.
  • oh my lord!! I hope people are not meaning Devils Hill when they speak of chocky hill. This famous hill eas so called because of the chemical waste that must of been dumped there, we spent many a special drunken night on this hill. it's now a motorway. things just aren't the same.
  • The Fountain, Church Square, saturday afternoons!
  • We all hang around the Spar shop in eccleston where we are hated by everyone eccpecially the owners of sundeck.
  • Century Motors on Merton Bank road , I met my wife there.
  • Everyone just stands in front of the Village Hall in Eccleston. No particular reason but there are always hoards of kids stood there.
  • Windle Shops 1983-1985, Ashe & Nephews etc just off Bleak Hill Road. Any 'Windle Shoppers' remember the good old days legging through the Crem away from or after the Hardlaners!
  • Birchley Street corner, for the free bus out of Town on saturday nights, to anywhere, but mostly Blackpool discos?
  • The cemetary. Rainford road. Next to the Hamblett School. Not sure if the institution is still there but it was a prime croppping ground for magic mushrooms and the inspirational home of OLD MA CUXSOM AND THE SOAPCHOPPERS. Plus dog walking.
  • Chain Lane Shopping precinct is a hot bed for young drunken girls boys around the age of 14-18
  • Top Shops at Chain Lane - Full of Scally's However
  • How about chocky hill in Sherdley Park. Not only was that a place to hang around, it was THE place to hang around.
  • the benches by the roundabout with the stones on - you know the one by the YMCA

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