The Worst Things in St Helens, Merseyside*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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• Miseryside!!!!
• None of you can spell. You are all retards. I'm really ashamed to be from St Helens.
• Full of inbreds
• Identikit town centre full of chavs, less and less character to the place just an ononimous clone town now
• pimmies pies have gone shite
• seeing Glue sniffers
• CONSTANT REFURBISHMENT OF TOWN CENTRE PAVING ,IT EATS ALL OUR COUNCIL TAX.EVERY SINGLE BUS IN ST HELENS HAS BEEN CHANGED TO THE NO.33 FOR SOME REASON?
• Overall its shite and full of scousers, do what i did.... move to manchester! the finest place in the north
• An rising Influx of Scousers which is diluting the identity of the town. Quite laughable as they have spent years telling us how great Liverpool is and how we are an inbred backwater.
• 1 OF THE WORST THINGS ABOUT ST HELENS IS ALL THE SCOUSERS WHO RIP US 2 PIECES BUT STIL COME TO ST HELENS AND LOVE IT, THE THINGS IS SCOUSERS ARE LIKE SPERM THERE'S MILLIONS OF THEM AND ONLY 1 OR 2 OF THEM WORK.
• The radiculous one-way system around the back of the town hall is definitely a farce. You meander your way through terraced housing estates just to go somewhere which, if you travelled in a simple logical straight line, you'd be there in 3 seconds.
• traffic on the one way systems, some people dont know how a round about works!!
• PARR SHOULD BE ERASED OF THE MAP
• nexus the ymca where all the fucking jobless twats are
• Flex...another hole.....calls itself a Gay Pub...bollocks!!! all simpering nasty idle queens. St.Helens thinking its immune to homosexuality
• Flex...another hole.....calls itself a Gay Pub...bollocks!!! all simpering nasty idle queens. St.Helens thinking its immune to homosexuality
• Flex...another hole.....calls itself a Gay Pub...bollocks!!! all simpering nasty idle queens. St.Helens thinking its immune to homosexuality
• the amount of kopites (lpool fans) and evertonians (everton fans) n even the odd wigan fan *spits on floor* round town...feel the hatred grow!!
• The attitude to do their worst in the young people of the town
• i moved to warrington when i was 6, came back to st helens it was f***ing s**t, the place is so depressing and i actually agree with what most of the people have said.If you have ever left st helens you're not missing much.
• Perhaps our MP.
• There is absolutely nothing going for St Helens; it's a small town full of narrow minded idiots who hate anything different. They eat sleep and live St Helens and cannot see beyond it.
• BEING SADDLED WITH THE POSTAL ADDRESS OF MERSEYSIDE!I STILL USE LANCASHIRE IN MY ADDRESS,AND IT REMAINS ON ALL MY INCOMING CORRESPONDENCE.
• not much entertainment and there are too many "drinking culture" bars with underaged drinking. Also bad anti-social behaviour. Bring on the asbo's
• Tailor park lets invest millions of pounds renovating.Then let all the dog owners let ther dogs shit everywhere without cleaning it up.you know who you are scum.All the Druggies and Benefit scroungers,little tarts who have kids for an easy life,the prats that keep smashing up bus stops why you morons.The Thieving Gypsies popping up everywhere,Kids that have no respect,high council tax,council that dont want to know,Police force that dont want to know.
• St Helens
• Lets face it, st.helens is a backward town... the only reason most of us stay in this dump is due to our mates / girlfs etc.... come on, even Wigan is a few years ahead of us! what have we got, c/rock which stinks of piss and Nexus 2 which will never open!
• too close to scum breeding,smack taking,trakie wearing,scouse shites....to bad they couldnt build a wall around liverpool and dump a load of shellsuits and smack in for em every week!!!
• The Vile, Biblical plague of vermin-like Heroin addicts that wander around the back end of Town like Ghosts, looking for 'their man' to drop their daily rationed 10bag of brown. Also, the infiltration by scousers, the very same people that claim to hate the Woolies and all that they stand for. Why would you leave the 'Utopia of Liverpool' that you keep ramming down our throats? And why do all you Scousers claim to know one of the Ungi Brothers or some other badass with a gun? If not that you all believe the nonsense that's peddled on TV and actually believe that you are comedians, when in reality you are nothing more than mob-minded inbred sheep that actually do live up to the stereotypical 'shellsuit wearing thieves/scallies'. Please do not continue to contaminate out green and pleasant pastures with your stolen stereo's and baseball caps. Yes we are small minded and uncosmopolitan but what's wrong with wanting to remain a traditional bumpkin Town without external influences! And we have NO speed cameras as well as ethnic minorities!!
• CHAVS :|:|:|:|:|:|
• closing time in pub.
• the girls and i am one of them that shows how bad it is
• dirty scummy bag head parr
• ALLISON
• Chain-inbred-lainers.
• It's stuck in 1982. :(
• The rugby team, some of the time!
• Dave Mannion
• the scallys on pills, the boy band wanabe lads, all the boys just want a shag, and MOST of the girls are willing to be of service, you wanna get some morals AND not forgetting nobhead bouncers off their face on drugs, ur fat and ugly
• aint enought night clubs and nexus plays shit music
• As above!
• the chavs...
• all the chavs on a staurday with the fake burbary an rockports drippen in there gold argos jewellery ergh get a grip girls and the behind the fashasion with the helly hanson trakkies how sad but to be brutally honest i havent seen a few in a while
• The meatheads, heroine & violence.
• all the people are idiots in the pubs
• CHAVS!!
• ALL YOU SCOUSERS GIVIN A SHIT WHAT THINK
• No good nightclubs?
• the influx of scousers into our fabulous town
• working
• BEING TURNED 70.HAVING TO INHALE THOUGH THIS DAMMNED HOLE IN THE NECK.PEOPLE NOT BEING ABLE TO UNDERSTAND ME WHEN I TRY TO EXPLAIN BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SPARE A SECOND IN TODAY'S WORLD,WAKING FROM SLEEP WITH A BLOCKED NECK,THANK YOU MANWEB(HAVING TO USE A TORCH AGAIN TO CLEAR MY NECK IF I GET THE TIME.MANWEB SAYING CONTACT THE HOSPITAL,(THEY PERFORMED THE CANCER OPERATION,MANWEB DONT BE STUPID,THINK BEFORE YOU COMMENT./)
• THE SIX HOUR RITUAL OR SO TO CLEAR THE TRACHEO IN MY NECK,AFTER 3 0R 4 HOURS DRY MOUTH OR BLOCKED UP NECK,SO MUCH SO DIFFICULT TO PUT SOCKS ON BECAUSE I BLOCK MY NECK,WINTERTIME COMES SO HAVE TO INCREASE THE HEAT.BECAUSE I HAVE TO REMOVE MY VEST TO INHALE/.?
• 1931 THE BIRTH OF THE NAZI PARTY,KRYSTAL NACHT SUMMER OF 1933.CHAMBERLIN PACT OF PEACE OF 1938,THE NORTH WEST BLITZ SOLID FROM 1940/1/2/ FAMILY ALLOWANCE THAT WAS PAID 5SHILLING FOR THE SECOND CHILD WHILE I WAS NOT COUNTED FOR,.?.OLD WORN SECOND HAND HAND ME DOWN,RATIONG OF EVERYTHING,WONDER ARE WE ANY BETTER TODAY,SAME OLD POLITICAL PROPAGANDA,NO PARTY IS ANY BETTER THAN THE NEXT,RED TAPE GOBBLYDEGOOK.TODAYS RESTRICTIONS ARE FAR MORE THAN GEORGE ORWELLS FORECAST IN THE BOOK OF 1984.BECAUSE SINCE 1954,LOCAL PATS OF THIS COUNTRY HAVE EITHER LEFT FOR AUSTRALIA,AFRICA,AMERICA,CANADA OR DIED OF ETHNIC CLEANSING BY [POLITICAL CORRECTNESS,EXAMPLE SEE THE LOSS OF HOW MANY CHURCH OF ENGLAND SCHOOLS,BECAUSE LOCALLY TWO HAVE GONE IN LESS THAN A MILE THE PARISH OF RAVENHEAD ST.JONN THE EVANGILIST,AND THATTO HEATH ST.MATTHEWS CHURCH OF ENGLAND SCHOOL.WE NOW HAVE A COUNTRY THE PRIME NINISTER TALKED LIKE A NAZI ON THE MOUND IN PRINCESS STREET EDINBURGH ABOUT 20 YEARS AGO,YOU KNOW WHO I AM TALKING ABOUT.ALSO THE CANNY LAD IRN BRU.THIS IS WHY PEOPLE ARE DYING AT 55,60.65 ABD WERE IS THIS WELFARE STATE SAME AS INDUSTRIAL [PENSIONS]DEVALUED BY COMMON MARKET,MAKING A SIMILAR SITUATION BY THE COLLAPSE OF THE DEUSCTHMARK BEFORE WORLD WAR TWO/SEE BRASSED OFF,DONT LIKE CFEDIT CARDS,CHEQUES THAT BOUNCE.THIS DIRTY LAUDER MONEY,PLEASE BRASS,ITS NOT LOST TO START WITH,KEEP YOUR LOCAL POST OFFICE OPEN,THIS IS EVERYBODYS LAST LINK WITH CIVILISATION,BECAUSE CHURCHES DONT CARE ANYMORE THEY HAVE EVEN SAME AS THE REST SOLD OUT TO THE HIGHEST ROUBLE.DOLLAR.OR YEN ALL FOR THE SAKE OPF THE EURO MONOPOLY ONLY BRINGS HIGHER PRICES,THIS IS THE BASIC FACT OF ECONOMICS,THANK YOU I DID NOT MEAN THIS TO BE A SERMON,BUT LIKE MILLIONS OF HUMAN BEINGS ,16/22% WHO HAVE NOW DIED,IT WILL ONLY GET WORSE EXPERIENCE AS PROVED A REPITITION EVERY TWENTY YEARS SEEN PERSONALLY FOUR TIMES SOFT BRITISH UNITED KINGDOMS.THE IRISH HAVE GIVEN IN,SCOTLAND IS HALFWAY TO.AMERICA IS NOW THE WORLD POLICE ONLY BECAUSE OF PEARL HARBOUR 1942,REMEMBER 3/12/1933.71 IN 2004.DATED
• Being too close to LIverpool.
• i wouldn't like to force you to buy a new 80Gb drive... let's just say: the meaning of life = 42 all things shit = st. helens
• Why do all the guys walk like they are carying rolled up carpet under their arms.
• taking the road into st helens.
• All the shit built on the sites of some ace old St.Helens buildings ie Helena House, Old Terrace Streets, Lowe House Convent etc.
• Smackheads and Parr. K T,you know who you.
• Losing Oxleys, Helena House and the convent building in North Road.
• Townie dickheads who call anyone not dressed in Rockports a queer.
• DANIELLE WOODWARD xkt
• Clock Face post 1970
• McDonalds. An example of capitalism. Get rid of it.
• The Townies
• Most of times its okay place to live - sometimes it gets a bit "Royston Vasey" for me. Especially the characters of Charlie, Stella and Mickey from the League of Gents. They are alive and well in St Helens
• The site is usless if you want to contact any music outlet in St.Helens. Were are the contact numbers. / Tel. Nos./ any E-Mail address
• NOT ENOUGH TOILETS AND THE ONES WEVE GOT STINK THE TOILET ROLL STINGS UR ARSE
• The Roads in
• St Helens! It's a narrow minded, inbred, ugly scar on the landscape... That said, I love it ( but I don't live there no more - nuff said!)
• St Helens was a cultural metropolis in the 80's, Old Ma Cuxom, A Childlike Vagueness, The Tansads, Poisoned Electric Head, a good Art College, The Alf, all that seems to have gone, and sadly been replaced by no-brained idiot teenagers who can't stop talking about beating everyone else up - you lot - you might want to learn to spell and write before attempting much else.......can't believe the level of education is THAT poor.......
• there are no bad things bout st helens
• THE CONSTANT BUMF SPAM,FORMS TO FILL IN JUNK MAIL DOORSTEP SALESMEN THOSE WHO SAY I AM TAKING THEIR TIME,AGE,SEXUAL,POLITICAL,FINANCIAL DISCRIMINATION,BEING PESTERED BY SO CALLED DO GOODERS,
• the fact that its so closr to liverpool
• The people are narrow minded. No one gives a shit about "Big John" Stankovich.
• DIRTY GURTYS ON ELEPHANT LANE
• the fact that st helens people hate scousers, i am a scouser who lives in st helens an billinge.id just like to say to that gang of 20+ wannabe solids who shouted stuff at me an 2 mates thinkin they were solid but wudnt fight us wen we turned an fronted them, u are a disgrace.U shud b glad scousers are takin over st helens or mayb its jus cos bouncers dont like wools an kb u.
• St Helens Show, a once decent venue now plagued by Scouse vermin.
• the druggies outside college durin the day an throughout town every nt!
• bloody trendys that wear rockport and trakkies and thing they own the place!
• Oh, how we got wet all the time way back when (seems like it never stopped raining in 1960-1967) made it tough courting walking around the town and sherdley park. Do you remember the the soot and polution from the St Helens corporation buses (Red & Off white) The only dry spot with your squeeze, was in a car parked up Billange lump and listening to "Radio Caroline" which beat the BBC home service, light programme and Third programme, wasn't much choice way back then. No CD, Tapes or Stereo FM.
• the accent. the accent . the accent. all the plastic scousers. the hair on the tight scrunchies is deffonitely the worst thing ive ever seen. bout 5 years behind liverpool fahion. u can always spot the locals.
• There are some very weird people in this town!
• bus services!!!!!!!!!!! i have spent half of my life sat on buses which either don't come on time or come at a time tha isn't useful!
• Cuthies school. What a f'kin dump. Learned out of it than I did in it!!
• Derby Hill
• TESCO MANAGERS AND CUSTOMERS
• graffiti and vandalism. people dropping litter and people who dont clean up after their dogs. also st helens has more than its fair share of really dirty scruffy looking people who take no pride in how they look or act, or treat their sorroundings.
• getting into fights wiv scousers and losing and getting ur bike robbed(when theres about 20 of them and 2 of u)
• Being taken over by a foreign power i.e. Scouseland. Got out before it became complusory to be one of those squeaky voiced Football loving types. Being beaten by Wigan at any time. Electing in a ex Tory freind of Blair as a MP.
• the "parr fringe" - scruffy mothers from parr make the kids av this when their grounded so they wont go out- but then they take them to town on a saturday to shout and swear at them as loud as they can cruel bitches - the worst is when you see a toddler wiv a parr fringe - this is cruelty to children and must be stopped! full stop!
• The retarded, dribbling, pie-eating people.
• theres no shoe shops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its full of card shops and sports shops, eugh!
• Monday morning (thattto Heath Labour Club)
• Retarted small town mentality, the same chart music and fake Ralph Loren shirts in every bar/pub/club/anywhere
• the birds from clinkham wood - foul mouthed,dirty slags with bad breath- have a bath will yers
• standing in the queue in macdonalds when jonny wellies walks in. enough to put anyone off a quarter pounder- smelly cunt the narky bitch with the grey hair who works in the courts. pepes ice-cream vans- fuck off and ring your bell somewhere else you minging bastard.
• st helens is a dirty smackhead place where they come into rainhill and shit themselves everytime they run across a crew of rainhill people. fucking woolybacks. also scruffy cuthberts is school where a load of faggots go but theyre all gay.
• clinky wooders----- what are these biffs about?
• THE LIL SLAPPERS WHO WLK ROUND THINKING THEY'RE HARD WIF THEIR TRACKYS IN THEIR BOOTS, A FASHION WHICH IS 5 YRS OLD. N TEN TON OF MAKE UP ON LEAVING ORANGE LINES ON THEIR COLLARS. OH YEAH N SMOKING BT NT TAKING IT BAK N NT REALISING THAT THEY'RE NT ACTUALYY SMOKING BT STILL THINK THEY'RE BIG N HARD. WHY WASTE MONEY ON THEN IF U'RE NT EVEN USIN EM PROPER?
• CRAP SHOPS, SCOUSERS TRYIN TO INVADE TOWN,
• the fine young fillies' fat, ugly friends! they always have them! also tracky bottoms tucked into socks with walking boots! what the fuck is wrong with the people that do it! its all WRONG!!!
• Pilks always made enough brass. Surely they could have cleaned up some of the muck?
• the weather, apart from the snow last night 03.02.03
• Some of the contributions to this site are appalling.
• The scalls are numerous and stupid
• You don't have to be in Merseyside. It was abolished in 1986 and has been removed from postal addresses. But what do I know ... I live in Billinge and put Wigan, Lancs on my address ...
• Too many scousers and pissheads who have half a cider and want to take on the world.
• St Helens Council are corrupt. The Labour Party have done a deal so this years mayor is a Tory. One of the MP's is also an ex Tory. It's amazing how the new cabinet are all on fat salaries when councillors used to do the work for free. The Labour party in St Helens need to be booted out now. Thet can't even follow their own party policies and treat the community of St Helens like a dog sh*t.
• Saints players......."Do you know who I think I am...."
• The Roads. The planning commisioner is a complete bag of crap, seriously. Met the previous incumbant in the position and he couldn't tell his arse from his elbow nevermind realise just how dumb, stupid and bloody backwards their planning was. For instance - On Gaskell Street running past Allanson Primary school - the dumb gits put speed bumps all the way down the road 500 yards in both directions pretty much stretching from one set of lights to the other. But they left a 200 yard gap outside the school which let you get up to 60 if you put your foot down. There are 'Bus Tables' on every freeking junction which are a real pain in the arse as you get idiot people who don't know how to navigate them, and they've started this rash of constructing 'obstructions' in the road which make one side stop and let the other pass (in 'posh' areas obviouslyas it's a danger to their kids and such no doubt). Roundabouts and moron drivers don't help. The system outside the Pictures is a right laugh and the Bus Station is a joke.
• The council tax is too high but there you go and there are too many SMACKHEADS around can't we just shoot them like we do the pidgeons ???
• Toliet Facilities in st helens is horrendous..n if you do manage to hold it in 4 2hrs in the queue there never is any bog roll...those near the market are sick...talk about cleaners do they own any?
• The current invasion of people from Liverpool and Warrington just out to cause shit.
• CLINKHAMWOOD that says it all,someone drop a bomb on it but no before you send my lovely neighbour back there.The lights at Safeways.Being near wigan,suppose someone has to be,St Helens people sopporting wigan
• None really, although some investment into a few areas may be needed!
• Does anybody want to know the address and drinking place of (Prince Attram) (Colourd Person who thinks he can go around ripping hard working people off with 3 years worth of savings) He is a so called double glazing sales man, personally i think he`s a F****N Parasite.
• Fucking scousers!!!will they just fuck off! and bein linked with wigan-pie-eating ignorant bastards, town full of shitbags
• The price of houses in other parts of the country preventing anyone escaping.
• What is it about the place that makes people unable to leave it? When I was at school, back in the 70's, everyone was full of bold talk about how they weren't going to stay in "StinkHelens" forever. I never said much myself. But I've noticed that so many of them went off to college....and then went back home to St Helens. Quite often to marry a fellow St Helenser and buy a house near their mams! Strange. I left in 1980, and apart from one visit in 1982, have never been back. And I don't want to. There's life beyond Haydock and Parr and Clock Face and (dare I say it?) Liverpool, you know.
• the worst thing in St.Helens is probably the people, YES U! they r smal minded and of reletivly little intelligence and yes i am from St. Helens but clever enough to have left at the first oppourtunity!
• Any incoming bus with Liverpool on it.Go to 'town' your always telling us how great it is. That accent, is it phlem induced?
• the dog poo, the lack of decent music shops(cant get belly dancing music), lack of good clothes shops, my miserable neighbours who are allergic to noise, the 7 stars pub it is completely devoid of character and has NO MUSIC!!!! Lack of bogs...apart from that.....
• being classed as merseyside bring back lancashire !
• horrible scary tramp who hangs around cash points. i saw him coming out of a bookies in whiston carrying loads of cash!!!
• you dont give jeff duke his place. sort it out, st helens.
• Nexus
• 13YR OLDS BEING LET OUT I MEAN WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
• The fact that thers NO where to buy decent clothes from
• THE TROUBLE MAKERS, BUT U GET THEM WHERE EVER U GO
• worst things are the bag heads, the scally's (even tho i used to be one), the complete lack of shops, and that its easy for a bloke to get away with beating the crap out of a girl (SM - u know who u are)
• scousers who were rockport, a la coste striped shite jumper and a shite cap and who also walk like penguins
• The rugby mentality, who gives a f*ck about Saints anyway. The town also has a narrow minded population and a fear of anything 'differant'. The influx of people from Rainhill (plastic scousers) cause there town is even Sh!tter than ours !!
• Inbreeding
• st helens women dressed
• THE WHOLE AREA, SOME ONE SHOULD JUST BUILD A WALL AROUND IT WITH A SMALL GATE SO SCOUSERS COULD MAKE LOADS OF MONEY BY TAKING SCORES OFJAPANESE TOURISTS TO ST HELENS TWICE A WEEK TO SHOW THEM WHAT HAPPENS WHEN FAMILIES INTERMINGLE (UNHEALILY) WHILST EATING PIES.
• tHE WORSE THING ABOUT ST HELENS IS TRYING TO FIND YOUR WAY ROUND THERE ROAD SYSTEM IF YOU DONT KNOW THE TOWN I FEEL SORRY FOR VISITORS COMING IN.WHO EVER DID THE PLANS FOR THIS TOWN WASNT THINKING STRAIGHT.CONGESTION OUTSIDE SAFEWAY SUPERMARKET LEADING ON TO THE LINK WAY IS RIDICULIOUS,ALSO OUTSIDE THE TOWN HALL IS BEING MADE INTO A WALKWAY ,DRIVERS JUST RIDE ROUND AND ROUND TRYING TO FIND A WAY OUT.THERE IS QUITE A FEW CAR PARKS BUT ITS NOT CHEEP LIKE MOST TOWNS THERE IS A FREE CAR PARK FOR SHOPPERS NOT HERE.THE CENTRAL BUS STATION ALSO CAUSES CONGESTION ,SO THERE ARE LARGE QUEUE'S IN HALL STREET WITH A TAXI RANK ALSO ADDING TO THE CONGESTION.
• Dickhead boucers
• BRAIN DRAIN BLAME EVERYONE ELSE CULTURE ACCENT LACK OF INVESTMENT JOBS WOMEN IN BREEDING
• The people - "sintelliners" have no identity whatsoever. One minute they're slagging off places like liverpool and the next they're desperately trying to attach themselves to the place to get a bit of of the music, club and sporting culture. Look at all the football tops you see people wearing in the pubs. Fine, just don't wear them to the games - Stay in your ramshackle rotting dump with no history bar one man's corner shop glass business.
• bloody st helens college espesially that freak david glaves
• the way that they knock down lovely old buildings like th co-op. and the fact that st. helens is now full of scousers
• clock face
• PARR, AND THAT STINKY BROOK THING IN PARR THAT SMELLS OF SHITE AND LETS EVERYONE KNOW THAT THEY HAVE ENTERED THE SEWAGE CAPITAL OF ST HELENS.
• TWO WORDS.MERSEYSIDE AND SCOUSE.Back to Lancs please.
• People suckin' up to Saints players and girls who want to hang around them because they think they are stars
• All the dickheads that are riding about now on scooters. Lads, it doesn't matter how much you rev and lower your heads so your nose is touching the handlebars, you still look like pricks and are a danger to the rest of us that actually know how to drive.
• WIGAN RUGBY CLUB, ANDY FARRELL AND BRADFORD RUGBY CLUB
• dress sense, cant understand the whole ralph loren shirt tucked in to the burtons pants with your new rockport on, and a shiney earing for the lads. the birds just look like top shop front window, complete with daft shoes.
• THE NEW MARKET, NO AIR CONDITIONING, BLOODBOILINGLY HOT IN THE SUMMER, BRASS MONKEYS IN THE WINTER, BRING BACK TONTINE.
• Wooly backs who cry that they are in Merseyside
• The influx of the biggest pest since the Cockroach. Yes you guessed THE SCOUSER. Self-pity , Wining phlem driven accent , Workshy , Please go back to the place we constantly are reminded is " so fantastic " and leave us in peace.
• Full of plastic scousers who know nothing about rugby league
• scoucers invadeing our home
• SHEARER ANDERTON MEMORIAL STATUE
• Me and my wife getting stared at, because she's black, and I'm not. Birchalls pies being SOOOOO far away.
• Plastic scousers in Berghaus jackets and socks over tracky pants. I wanna declare a war.
• Change the cd in the plaza you can tell the time by the song thats on... the world of glass, Has anybody actually been there?
• Nobhead scallys
• will the lorry driver that tipped the load of rocks in the centre of the road at the landing please return and uplift them the council will maybe get a refund on the cash they spent on the poor recognition that have given to the miners failing that they should give up office
• clock face!!!
• Living by a bus stop where double decker busses passed, everyone saw you eating your tea, I once offered through the window, a passenger some of my fishfinger
• Going to Everton away games with a wooly accent
• The outsiders that call St.Helens on the Knowhere board. Get a life you sad bastards.
• PARR!!!!!!!!! is it really in st helens??? CJ
• Scousers treating the place like their own scwallid (???) sespits.
• sarried head, and the pinders, the dyers, the worrals the stouts you all know the score.
• THE GENERAL SCRUFFYNESS
• Too many scousers/Vauxhall Novas
• the people. i used to thing all the people where bad but gradually i have found some people who arent bad but on the whole the people are small minded stupid fools. (to be polite.)
• The people - opinionated, disproportionately (look it up) thick, obsessed that scousers are after their precious hick town? GROW UP! Look on the Liverpool site and see how to spell properly. Read your own people's comments and hang your heads in shame. Go back to Lancashire, we don't want ya!
• the people...
• lack of illeagal substances available in the plaza.
• The people. Not all ,but some. Those who call themselves 'sintelliners'. Are you proud of your lazy accent? Most 'sintelliners' have a hatred of others, especially people fron neighboring areas, esp. Wigan and Liverpool. Jealous? 'Sintelliners' need to embrace people from 'outside', otherwise the ongoing incest will shrink the gene pool to smaller than Parr baths baby swimming area.
• Smackheads, scousers and smackhead scousers
• Holts beer in the Red lion Sutton, AAAAARGH
• Waking up every day here
• fat coppers on motorcycles
• Roller discos at Boundry Road baths
• forever invading scuosers
• Town in general! the plaza is shit full of faggots who dance on their own in a attemtt to pull a ugly moose NEVER in town have i seen a good looking girl just FAT UGLY SLAPPERS!!!!!!!
• Too many scousers in St Helens!! Being in Merseyside is the worst thing that ever happened to the town and i would never use the dirty M word in my address. Back to Lancashire please!!! Even Widnes is classed as Cheshire! Why do we have to be in M*****side!!
• windsors
• Knocking areas down and leaving it has open ground, ie Powell Street, Sutton. The open land next to the bowling green in Robin's Lane
• The fact that Tellins is now in M**seyside and not Lancashire. OUT OF MERSEYSIDE NOW.
• The Plaza 'School Disco'. A Recent (final) visit confirmed it to be even more terrible than when it was 'Lowies' in the dim and distant past... Boy racers in knackered Novas (esp. outside Plaza/Lowies). Vandallism. 'Sport' Shops. 'Discount' Shops. VERY conservative (not Conservative) views. Not as good as Warrington or Wigan.
• It's got a road that leads to Wigan.
• Martine's nightclub!! Idiots who feel they should ruin the environment by dumpimg their rubbish anywhere they like!
• Bon Marche, EthelAustins, Whateveryonewants, River island(too expensive!)
• Police taking all are beer.
• The amount of scousers who treat this place like a cat litter tray.
• Billingers......in bread pie eaters the lot of them.
• Greggs and sayers pasties with the now patented `magma' filling. Deceptively warm on the outside but underneath the thick pastry layer is a whole world of mouth blister popping fun for the fool hardy eater. Amazing when you consider the filling is about 1% off the pasty.
• That area near the Landing.. DRUNKEN MEN SAT ON THE BENCHES. Druggies hanging about..
• The pubs and clubs. Poor, very poor.
• Trying to copy Wigan pier.
• Thatto Heath in General, Vandals, Poverty, nothing for the KIDS to do. Thatto Heath Park, Nitemare full of Drunks, Drugs etc. Some pubs in Thatto HEATH are the pits, mentioning no names.Lack of 'classy bars' in St.Helens, I mean we only have two that is the Forum and The Bear and Barrow, they are really nice bars.I do go to the others bars only because that is where, the men who sit on the benches in town and beg for money and drink cider all day long, (near the landings pub).Lack of shops clothes, i always have to go to liverpool to buy something decent.no shoe shops, the council!!
• There's a crack in the path on my front, that I fall over every Saturday, when coming home pissed....
• Morrisons Supermarket in Baxters Lane. It is filthy and the staff are unpleasant.
• Violent racist sexist judgemental ITV viewers . You live your life and leave me alone to live mine , in fact go to Wilkinsons or B&M .
• hideous roundabout statues, and indian looking figures in the middle of a field in Parr, St.Helens.
• Parr, Fingerpost, generally that area.
• Bueracracy of St Helens
• A feeling of dread when you need to go to a cash machine late at night.
• Crystals night club!!!
• Town is generally down
• Clubs are average but not good.
• The worst thing about St Helens is the men! There is a major shortage of good looking, decent men, with at least an eighth of a brain!
• The Town Centre is too small compared to Wigan and Warrington. No good clubs.
• The changing of all the roads in teh town centre to bus lanes only - how can I get my car through town.
• St. Helen's Local Radio Station is based in Wigan!!! 102.4 WISH FM
• The fact that so many people wear awful tracksuits and there are about a million sports shops. Its the origin of the Sport Spice species.
• No cinemas and the abundance of card shops
• The buses. You never know when they are going to turn up.

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