The Best Things in Stonehaven, Aberdeenshire*

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• Allan Silver (Yoda) threatening to batter an old blind man for..... Staring at him?!?
• The Burnett Girls. Sluts the lot of them.
• Lots of MILF's! Anal is a given.
• The back of fetty
• So easy to get weed!
• Hogmanay and New year fireballs
• Stonehaven is beautiful with access to forrest walks or a stroll along the beach, also close to Aberdeen. The bus and train services are also good.
• C Shylan...what a sexy bastard!
• the a90 out of it
• Seeing gay crowley get kicked in. Pity gammie didn't get some as well
• Val Corbetts house!! TIDY!!!
• Raping people
• Jizzing inside young sluts
• the dogshit/broken bottle/syringe 110m hurdles along the boardwalk on a sunday.
• Grass
• Shooting your muck into some bag
• Bashing tossers like that fat wee cockend Liam Greig
• Waking up and realising your shit night is all over. Sweet and sour chicken and boiled rice. Mmmmmmmm
• Ridin birds without a johnny down the beach
• the sea
• beauty 4 u beauty salon is fantastic,the staff are all very friendly and very helpful.well worth a visit.
• The views, landscapes and the good people
• getting to leave at the end of my stay
• Booze
• you cant throw yourself of the cliffs without someone revoking your membership or telling your granny so suicide aint an option
• the best thing about stoney when i lived there was the amount of acid pills and mushies on offer and my introduction to all things sexual and underage.
• sitting down the harbour on a nice sunny day (when we get any) having a few drinks. cant beat it. and also the beach well the walk from the harbour to the beach, the people
• thinking of leaving
• I had sex on the war memorial!!! Nice view....
• Road out of Stonehaven in any direction
• The vast amount of loyalists throughout the town makes it a far better place. Simply the Best
• Smack Pies in the star.
• the amazing nightlife
• Drugs. Fun for all the Family.
• sadly its probably the vennel, the toilets have been the scene of many deflowerings of innocent 8 yr olds adn the dancefloor has been the site of many a concussion. its my dream to be a bouncer there one day, instant weight gain formula here i come....
• THE BEST THING ABOUT STONEY HAS TO BE THE ONLY GOOD FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE PLACE. THE NAME OF THAT TEAM?? STONEY NO DAE THAT!!! THE TEAM INCLUDES KRIS 'GOVAN' MATTHEWS, KEVIN 'DONK' MCMANUS MARK MCCOY, NEIL MCCOY, GARY MATTHEWS, RAB ' RAB SUPER RAB' AND GREGG 'CHOPPER' TAYLOR. STAND INS HAVE INCLUDED ROSS CRIGGIE , TITCH AND PAUL NICOL. WHAT A TEAM. THE TEAM WOULD NEVER BE WHERE THEY ARE THOUGH WITH OUT THE INFAMOUS PAUL 'BOB' HARLEY AS COACH. 25 GAMES IN A ROW UNDEFEATED. WELL DONE BOYS!!
• The road out,my bset mates house and K.C!!!
• It was a great place to grow up in. I hope it hasn't changed that much. Those of you who are still there, thank your lucky stars. There's many a worse place to be! And does anyone remember the midnight bathing and the stabbings at Stoney outdoor pool ? Or the notices in the middle of the summer at the entrance saying 'air temparature 57 degrees, water temperature 53 degrees ? Or sitting in C1 at Mackie Academy seeing the 09.25 train going south to London Kings Cross?
• THE GOLD MODIFIED SAXO
• Er....the roads and the railway line down south to civilisation
• Minneral Well,oh i could tell you a good few stories about that place.The memories and well,what i dont remember! Hahahaha, ah the days of getting WASTED!
• lushelberies
• The best thing in stonehaven is the sexiest lad called Steven Heinz.
• Well a certain Gary Mathews might argue that Kathy, the manager of Somerfield might eb included in this catagory. Apart from that the train station is good so you can get out! (When the bloody trains run on time which is ummmm never.)
• Fresh air!! Away from the big old city pollution
• Watching A. Glennie trying 2 pull "women" of a young looking age at the vennel on a saturday night,hes a class act.that goes for K carmichael as well.If ur there visiting with young daughters then dont let them oot after 7. S Gray and R morrison tend 2 go for the younger female as well
• my mum and dads house when I come back up from luton.theres always buttries and plenty of bru.realising that stoney isnt as bad as people think,ive just spent 4 years at luton uni and the whole town should be blown up
• The sign that says 'Welcome to Stonehaven' when someone wrote 'land of the lunatics' on it!
• View from the War Memorial overlooking the harbour. Walks in Dunottar Woods, cliff walk above Cowie. The rainbows over the sea.
• the right hander at the backies,the place i learned to surf.
• some great pubs.
• singing postie
• leaving!!
• Brickfield park!!!!!
• Kebabs
• Wathcing all the 20 plus year old sleazing on the u16 female populace. Supurb.
• Royal Madrid
• Lots of secret places to get up to mischief!!!
• Knowing almost everybody
• Stoney's art deco olympic-sized heated salt water open air swimming pool is the only one left in all Britain! Find it on www.stonehavenopenairpool.co.uk. Check the great colour scheme, the constant water temperature (84 degrees F)the sun terraces with free sunloungers, the chute, the poolside cafe with hot and cold snacks, the sun awnings, the floodlights (midnight bathing every Wednesday)the occasional licensed BBQs on Sat nights. A day ticket **is** a day ticket - you can come and go all day on it! Also the adjacent caravan site, the adjacent bowling greens /indoor bowling / tennis / angling / football / miniature racing car grand prix track /harbour with pubs, Dunnottar Castle (used for Mel Gibson's Hamlet) etc etc. And by the way, Robert W Thomson was not "sad" - he really did beat Dunlop to create the first pneumatic tyre, amongst a string of other genius inventions!
• The fights
• David MacDonald is the best looking guy in Stoney. Give him a phone on 07769893813
• Get down to M&M's for a ride in one of the vibrosauns - way to go for a destress and unwind.
• The only heated outdoor olympic sized 50mtr. salt water pool of it's kind. It's always threated with closure, please don't let this happen I spent my childhood in that pool, so please pay it a visit this summer. Built in 1934. It's what Stonehaven is all about.
• its a pyscho town
• WATCHING KNOBS LIKE JAKE AND DAVID MAY GET LIFTED BY THE POLICE FOR TRYING TO ENCITE A RIOT OR STARTING ON A 12 YEAR OLD OUT SIDE THE VENNEL ON A SATURDAY NIGHT.
• The roads out of the town, and the railway line out
• Midnight Bathing at the unique open air swimming pool in June, July and August . The world famous Aqua Ceiligh also at the open air pool as part of the Stonehaven Annual Folk Festival Stonehaven Leiure Centre with a swimming pool, games hall, fitness room and loads of things to do. The pubs by the harbour...great pint and atmosphere
• Walking to Dunnottar Castle along cliffs
• Sea, Dunnottar castle, people, outdoor heated swimming pool
• Buy pie and chips, then sit down by the harbour eating them.
• The best thing about this place is getting a pint of beer from "The Marine Hotel" at the harbour and sitting on the harbour wall drinking it.
• To sit at the harbour side on a summers evening, as the sun goes down. Supping a pint, while eating al fresco. Or. A dip in the Heated Outdoor Seawater Olympic size swimming pool (the only one left in Scotland).

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Last updated: 2011-05-29