Buskers, Street Entertainers in Stonehaven, Aberdeenshire*

Places to find public entertainment

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• Spoony fa naebody really liked, but pretend to like now he is deed. 2 faced cunts. You either like some-body or you dinna, deed or nae.
• Andrew connor stinky mess who has an even stinkier mess of a girlfriend
• Gordon duncan is a junkie and tube do not ever lend this guy money
• Paul "Bob" Harley = blatant dickhead who only hangs around with women so he can slope in there when they get drunk if that fails he has a special stash of rohypnol, he is an evil cunt who should be put down
• Russell mutch usually found hanging down the beach sucking off kevin meechan but he is pretends it was a mistake but has been trying to pump barry robb for years, or has he because mr robb always sticks up for the fat homo dwarf who switches what football team he supports like it's going out of fashion. Challenge him at anything you will beat him because he's been clearly dropped on his head he is the result of one of the hays shagging sessions and dumped on the door of a random house, pity they picked the house of 2 alcoholics that raised him like a goat
• suzy walker granny basher
• no characters....all wankers
• The old man with the long white beard who used to clean windows. R.I.P!
• Stinky steve
• Pingu aka Mr Stonehaven. Incapable of leaving the town due to a serious medical condition
• Good old giddy! Any man who proudly admits to abducting a spack and dropping them in dunnotar woods deserves to be approached only with extreme caution and what ever you do PLEASE refrain from trying his ''special juice'' you wont be able to sleep for a week!
• That wee tosser who owns the chipper. Scum bag cheated on his pregnant wife!!
• Russell Mutch. Local gay spazzie. Sucked off a guy called Kevin down the beach but 'it was a drunken mistaaaaaake'. Fag
• Jake an' Daves comedy (or should that read cowardly) act on handbag fights with under 12's. Your day will come!
• alexander pittendreigh haha what a bellend he sucked off robert duguid cant believe that like
• Stinky Steve and that stinking alky Davie.
• Pingu and his shit ear
• Alan Bryce - Local begger, thrown him your loose change poor lad. Liam Greig - Local fat little cunt, throw him a pie and a Mach3, ugly bastard
• Gordon the mutant
• Boulevard
• There's the REALLY COOL metal kids who walk around now and again playing electric guitars that aren't plugged in. You think they'd realise that exposing instruments to different temperatures warps the wood. Idiots.
• I HOPE KEVIN MUTCH DIES OF CANCER
• dickson grunters gilbert moody doc dave and combo the original nutters
• where is glen and his kilt he kept me amused for years
• adam shuttlecock (fool) more like and plenty other young ladyboys such as hudson and most of his school year. stoney sucks.
• One of the most notorious street entertainers would have to be a certain D. Muir... hanging round all the little kids at the square just so he can act "hard", impress them by drinking a whole bottle of vodka (what he really does is go away for a piss in the corner, then come back, and about half the bottle has misteriously dissappeared) and stay standing. He impresses them by buying them fags, and just being a general "ledgend". A Ledgend who you shouldn't brake for if you see him crossing the streets... (just a suggestion though)
• If your looking for a local drunk street entertainer then look no further than outside the hook and eye door where you will be met by the one and only robert clunes! there is also doff sorry i mean grog!
• The best character ive seen would have to be Mark Harvey reknown for his idiocy and really good cheap cars might be sensible now havent seen him in a while. Gary Martin getting his kit off at any given oppurtunity with a crowd and showing off his amazing body WOW!
• ian durward the schitzofrenic rat-boy, dont go up the cliff`s with him!
• The squad of Stoney No Dae That. Goals 5 a side legends. won everything theyve ever went in for. Team are Super Rab, Govan, Gary Matthews, Mark McCoy, Paul Nicol Greg Taylor and Andy Cordiner. Legends in their own right
• Gerbil the overweight woman beating psycho path, who is destined to be alone so he might as well snuff his pathetic fat lid!
• The only street entertainment in Stoney is fighting in the square. Im not recommending you come to watch this delightfully violent entertainment cos its normally out-of-towners getting a doing.
• theres loadsa clowns in stoney,ull c them on friday/saturday nights in the square.They answer to spence,kirsty,ashley and heather.Their names r EVERYWHERE!
• me playing my banjo
• The enevitable friday and saturday night farmers brawls can be worth a look.... from a safe distance!
• They wouldn't last five minutes. SPA would get them and eradicate them!!!!!!!!!!
• Go to the square at 2 o'clock on a Sunday morning and you're guaranteed to hear some music (usually football songs, followed by a good punch-up). The quality of the music is debatable.
• singing postie
• saturday night at the Kennel!!!
• Ian Grant and his chocolate salted balls anywher their is a Karaoke machine
• Sometimes you get the old man outside the hydro on his accordian
• The drunks on Friday and Saturday nights
• fire balls at new year, unique to stoney
• Big Issue vendor outside the paper gallery

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Last updated: 2011-01-16