The Worst Things in Stourport on Severn, Worcestershire*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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The Worst Things

• Busy summer days, where visitors think that they can just use the streets to deposit their litter. Please treat the town with some respect!
• coming back
• the new manor best 2 be avoided at alltimes .the flamingo in stour an shipleys amusment
• Wetherspoons, The Flamingo Arcade and Boy Racers
• You wont pass any GSCE's if you go to Stourport high school i didnt
• I agree with that comment about the 15 year old helmet less bikers. Where is a local "Bobby" when you need one. Id like to put my foot in your head as you go past, but you would sue me.
• craig meecham

• The place is full of under age drinkers, tinkers and retards. Its a nightmare.
• FIGHTING MATE
• All the brummies walkin around like they own the town- well u dnt so piss off back 2 brum until u learn 2 respect d locals!
• the jippsies but thats not that bad as long as you keep on the right side of them
• the jippsies but thats not that bad as long as you keep on the right side of them
• Rhi...dirty slag
• pc jane

• smackheads!
• Stourport in general.
• Gyppos from the Walshes.
• Kelly (last name could be anything like hypothetically speaking , "Hill" or "Smith" or "Hill" or "Jones" or "Hill").
• The Kekkers and the Walshes. The walshes is home to the drug dealers and has occurances of rapes and stabbings etc! The Brummies - they arrive in hordes on bankholidays and clog the town up with clapped out ford sierras and metros. They stay all day and shout 'look at the river' to snotty faced kids who are slurping on half melted icecream. They then leave - leaving the town looking like a dump, with chip papers everywhere! Yea Thanks!
• During the summer an enormous migrating swarm of chip wrappers descends on the town, attracting stampeding herds of Brummies who believe they are at the seaside. The natives hunt them for their warm hides, dark red meat and thick, dull-witted accents.
• The TWATS from Stourport High. They think they know EVERYTHING! We own a huge wood and all the bllody IDIOTS 'HANG' out there and do drungs. (Why....cus there cooooool!)
• IT FLOODS ALL THE BLOODY TIME!!!!!!
• The fact it's two miles from my house. Damn buses!
• Quint, the man touchers, pikeys and jakes
• EVERYWHERE WE GO WE GET TOLD WE'RE BRUMMIES, HELLO, WE ARE NOT BRUMMIES WE R FROM STOURPORT AND WE H8 IT WHEN THE BRUMMIES CUM DOWN- APART FROM THE FIT LADS IN CARS! BUT WE ARE DEFO NOT BRUMMIES JUS CUZ WE GOT A MIDLANDS ACCENT. AVE U GUYS NEVA MET A BRUMMIE! DO WE SPEAK NETHING LIKE THEM- NO WE DO NOT!!!
• The railway - it's not there. And the by-pass - we haven't got one.
• All of the children seem to be complete inbreds If you are under 15 years old you can't just walk with some mates from A to B without shouting and screaming foul language and chucking rubbish on peoples gardens If you are under 15 you must own an old C90 moped and ride it around the various estates illegally with no helmets or anything and risk getting killed (yes I nearly copped one in my car) One point about the C90 moped thing - I'm gonna catch one of the stupid fuckers soon and break his legs (this is a promise) It sounds like I hate kids don't it - I didn't until I moved here !
• Drunken old men who try to crack on to the drunken 12 year olds on a friday night.
• It's the centre of bordem for the entire galaxy
• The Brummies!
• Not a lot, lots of skagheads
• The ring road. When more than one car wants to get into (or out of) Stourport the ring road just clogs up.
• the foul language on the other "worst thing", dont show much imagination
• coming in
• The fucking brummies who think there the fucking richest people in the fucking world if it wasn't for them we'd be the best at everything
• Very close to Kidderminster.
• Bank Holidays, when the Brummies used to come down, making it impossible to get into the town. Lack of decent shops is another thing. You have to go to Merry Hill in Dudley, or Worcester, or Birmingham. Forget Kidderminster for shopping, unless you park on the Safeway's car park where it's free, as elsewhere they charge you a fortune.
• The dickheads in town ,most of which im related to. The walshes where i grew up.
• Being close to Worcester and Merry Hill.

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