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  • There's a nice trendy bar called Mint, near Streatham Hill station. Lovely cocktails, comfy leather sofas and a happy hour 5pm - 7pm daily.
  • Edwards in Croydon - Salsa nights every Wednesday Starts at 7 30pm with Absolute Beginners Class 3 and has 5 levels of classes all night ending with a salsa club to practise your moves Check out
  • Caesers, seedy but good for a laugh. porkys, wont let u in with a hat but it is shite and the owner is a gangster fag
  • go to the Bedford to see old men in cowboy hats/boots playing rock music. woo hoo.
  • Is Porky's still there? It looks well dodgy - avoid.
  • Streatham still does not have any decent clubs .... better of getting a bus up the road to brixton
  • Only one club - Ceasers. Try Brixton
  • Caesars Nightclub. I believe it's the biggest nightclub in London. Prices are 18 men and 16 women Friday and Saturday and all your booze is free! There's also a free bufett served in the corner but I wouldn't trust it as far as I can throw it. Thursday used to be Disco night (6 on the door, all drinks 1.50) but I've not been in a while. The place is just full of people trying to pull. :-)
  • Ceasers, the world famous as seen on TV club, a must on those long Saturday nights, if only for the fun outside when everyone gets kicked out. Porky's, really friendly atmosphere, absolutely buzzing on a Saturday, go there before you go to Ceasers!
  • Caesars - many a happy nite spent in there taking the mickey out of people who think it is a class venue - at least you never have to worry about a bloke buying you a drink - or worrying if you are going to manage to pull - a good night out for when you look like a pile of poo but are still mad for it!!
  • Ceasars is horrible. on their famed 70/80's night a total of two 80's songs were played followed quickly by the worst Garage and R&B imaginable. it is full of slightly overweight 30 something ladies in tight fitting plastic skirts and 40 something blokes who still can't find a girlfriend (probably because they spend two much time in Cearsars)
  • Ceasars on the high street, Tram shed (Ok in tooting but not far!)
  • Good clubs if you look for them.
  • Caesars, on Streatham Hill, is a huge, seedy nighclub which, on a Friday and Saturday night, offers an all you can eat and drink, entrance included deal for £17?
  • Yeah, as already stated Ceasers is v.v.v.v.cheesy. But hay, its dead easy to get a shag
  • Caesar's- Very Seedy Soccer Bar The Butterfly Bar- Don't ever go there, its well rough

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Last updated: 2008-10-14

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