The Worst Things in Swansea, Glamorgan*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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The Worst Things

• everything
• Welsh Craft Shops, Welsh Speaking Schools.
• Mount Pleasant - some of the townies there set fire to my garbage at 4 in the morning!
• THE TRAFFIC
• the smells along the back of highstreet and the frequent glassings in chav populated clubs.
• the mushes
• All the skaters and goths who hang about by castle gardens smoking and trying to look good!All they ever do is dis townhill!!the mumbles folk who think there better than every one else!!

• time/envy full of preety boys who want fight to prove to there mrs there nails, but they are actually a bunch of soft lads who want there noses bitten off
• Is it me or has there been a dramatic increase in the cancer known as Chavism in Swansea? You can't seem to walk down the street without a gang of brave young Burberry clad lads shouting monosyllabic obscenities (for any Chavas reading this, I'm trying to imply that you are all a bit stupid). To continue with the cancer analogy, prevention is better than cure (prevention = sterilisation).
• THERE'S NO DISNEY STORE
• The clarts... Swansea is full with young townies pushing prams and getting up the duff. These people are scum and have no right to breed. So now Swansea has plenty of young clarts with earrings and lice.
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• scabby people from hell hole council estates who go to sign on the dole,on some stinky scabby horse need i say more!!!!!!!!!SCUM
• The people who constantly bad mouth places that they know very little about. I'm from Townhill. And I just happen to have a job, along with the rest of my family (solicitor, businessman, aircraft engineer, etc.). So we are aren't all benefit sponging scrubbers that live there, so don't tar us all with the same brush.

• Council
• Swansea is really dirty
• Still some townies.
• Most of the architecture in the city centre and around the Art Gallery. It's so depressing. Swansea is very steep in places. I wish the part of the Celtic Trail (cycle trail) that runs between between Swansea and Neath would be rerouted so that it doesn't run alongside the busy A483. The chavs that hang around the fountain and Park Tawe on Saturdays.
• unfortunatley there are a load of mushes in swanes in fact swansea was actually the birth place of mushes(or kevs as we skaters call them) we need more skaters/goths/punks to be here to fight the war!!
• dirty streets, and its not the councils fault it is the uneducated if your mother threw rubbish on the floor when you were a kid then you will do the same.
• the bird s**t
• POSTY WEN HES HAD CURRY THE NITE B 4
• little kids in Blaenymaes who think it is fun to break into your house, twice. Little men in Blaenymaes who think it is a laff to through pool sticks at your windows late at night, after they have just drunk their dole money for the week.
• Townies and pikeys everywhere. Pram pushers with gigantic gold hoop earings spitting all over the bus station, and saying things like 'Courtney gets ew fuukin arse over yeer nows, befores I slaps ew one, and leaves that womans hand bag alone, I'll nicks it now in a minute!!'
• Drunken wanderers and mindless townies who cause destruction and start pointless fights.
• coming back
• Apathy, apathy, apathy, the streets are absolutely covered in dog sh*t, more apathy and the lack of a Sushi bar is almost criminal.
• Hendrefoilan Student Village.
• townies !!
• not geting any of the best things mentioned
• Peopl who talk about a badly run business, stuffed with overpaid and underperforming staff as 'our beloved Swansea City Football Club'
• bonymean,townhill,mayhill,penlan,birchgrove,BLEAN Y MAES should all be abolished
• Idiots who come to Swansea for a brief perios and sghal it off, when they have no clue of what Swansea is about and haven't even bothered to see it's best spots!
• ...waun wen, so close to the citycentre and should be therefore interesting to live in, but what a rundown place. Probably nobody works there, all mouth and complete nutters everywhere. Just have a look at colbourne terrace!!!
• Loads of mushes and meshes and townies hanging around the place making it look like a zoo. Cycling on the streets is a nightmare (Tawe bridges and Ynysforgan roundabout(Llansamlet) are the worst places). If we cycle on the pavements we get done by the police, if we go on the roads we get abuce from drivers and get run over!
• Swansea men are rude, boorish and lacking in ambition.
• Townhill people. Scum Scum Scum the lot of them. Stealing my car looking bastards
• Narrow-mindedness, drizzle, public transport, the notion that you have to get completely pissed every weekend, drug addiction, fathers who leave their children..........
• People from Town Hill, scum of the earth i tell you.
• Nobody caters for thirty somethings who want a good night out over the weekend. Nobody in the pubs or clubs look over twelve though I'm sure they are of course.
• townies townies everywhere but a gun to shoot
• employment oppertunities not wonderfull cities older/better building destroyed by our friends in germany-we did the same to them though-thats war!!!!!!!!!. east wales towns and cities soaking up economic advantages large areas around the city inhabited by generations of benefit claimers-not all their fault! but no less a problem for the other people.
• The total lack of anywhere for non-local bands to play.
• That specialrain that only people who live in Swansea know, best described as "Torrential Drizzle"
• The townies. The endless townies.
• Pissheads on the Kingsway at the weekend.
• Swansea sucks!!
• Lesuire Centre Prices ; City Council (bloomin GOLD LEAF tatt)
• Constantly missing out on things which go to Cardiff. No decent venue for bands, and since certain people bottled the Manics offstage at the Heineken Festival, the festival ain't coming back. Thanks, you cool rebels, you! You need about five years of life in Swansea to find your way around the market!
• The locals you find at the top of the "HILL".
• Probably the weather
• It's full of migrant students who live in mumbles!!!!!!!!
• They got rid of the trams before I got the chance to ride them!
• there is no real arena for big groups to play at... swansea council hurry up and build one cardiff has about 8........................

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