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• Swindons problem is the fact it contains little pikie/chavs who write words in there own lingo on here, They dont understand the Queens. Thats probably down to the Towns poor schooling and the fact the town has more dumps than pleasant areas. Park North, South, Walcot, Pinehurst, Penhill and Toothill spring straight to mind. Abbey Meads is a complete eye sore, why so may houses when so much needs doing before it. Manchester Road is a disgrace. All in all Swindon is a town full of run down council estates, disrespectful kids/chavs/pikies, too many houses, awful town centre and shops, shabby leisure facilites, overpriced pubs and immigrants. What I would give for the Town to be the same as 20 years ago. Thankyou Tony Blair and your weak/pathetic government for making the town in which I live the way it is now.
• Are you young (under 16), fit and healthy yet lack the imagination to do anything constructive with your time? Do you lack even the intelligence to know that staying inside when it's cold and wet is more comfortable than going out in a short-sleeved t-shirt, baseball cap, scarf and gloves? If yes then see you at the Tesco Metro in Liden every night from 5.30pm til late for security guard harrassment, saying "Get us a pack of Lamberts and some White Lightnin' mate" to passers-by, general standing around doing nothing and kicking/throwing things. BMX obligatory.
• the one and only brunel statue.
• Town gardens old town!
• moredon park,moredon stores or the cages is the place to be on friday nites! we all av a rite laugh! evry1 goes there
• the gw next the train station contains normal people and always producies a laid back night with no carboard desingner label wannabees in site
• outside the link centre is not full of adidas freaks...lol...its full of drunken townie sluts n rude boyz thinkin ther cool..also the cocky security guards around there should be shot! theyre prejudiced dick heads n they suck ass!
• tesco metro in town centre - where all the tramps do their weekly shoplifting!! who does that wierdo with the goatie doing security think he is tho!!! thinks hes so hard!!!!!
• If you live in highworth dont bother with the podium just go down to the knowlands/edencroft/sevenfields area and find some real people
• asda wallmart was quite a popular skateboarding area but now people have just given up on fighting to skate because of those bastard security guards and just to top it all off they put a god damn pig palace there aswel so we got two options, we can piss em off to the limit and end up in the jailhouse or go find somewhere else to skate nah sod findin somewhere else weve been doin that for the past year so looks like were gonna be stayin put for now. by the way there are some bloody nice wooden benches to skate by the bus stops.
• Outside the front of Debenhams, EVERYONE at lunchtime meets there. And under the futuristic clock at the crossing of The Parade, Bridge and Regent Streets. Next to the town hall/square cafe/mobile, we need a new one, library
• The problem with skate parks and how to solve it. So far the Swindon borough council has turned away all requests for a new skate park in Swindon. The last permanent skate park was at the oasis leisure centre, and this had been dismantled after the park had become a popular place for drug addicts, vandals and drunks. But the hope for a skate park is still there. The Stratton parish council had hoped for a permanent skate park and they had built a variety of equipment (including ramps and jumps), to be used but their hopes were dashed when the council shelved the project. Now all of that equipment could be used in a future project. Many people are hoping that the oasis site could be changed back into a skate park. Yet again, the council dashed their hopes, and refused it. The youngsters who want this park so much, want this with a passion, and therefore I am sure that if the council allowed them to have a skate park they would look after it. weasel - screw the council
• swindon is not a bad place the people are great.
• Ahh, British Home Stores is the Poon Daddy
• The Bus Station is a good place to pick up your common, plague ridden, intelletually inferior, youthfully superior, STD infested biatch.
• i see alot of children hanging outside brunnel these days trying to get in if they dont they just cause aload of shit for others
• the moredon crack house
• The new walmart asda all the peole who get drunk hang around there and pizza hut
• One stop in Lawn...hang out spot 4 lil churchfields ppl tryin' 2 look hard! Link centre... full of screamin bimbos pretending to be drunk! and advice...stay away from BRAT LAND... the 'gates' ...the gr8 swindon snobs...havin rules about the length of your grass and where your washing can be hung really dus take it too far! u are swindoners like the rest of us face up to it!
• Highworth (nr Swindon) podium is the place to go if you're under 16 and enjoy drinking and smoking... be there from 6 every night to see the masters at work... sorry did I say masters? I meant children.
• Town Centre, Link Centre, any corner shop. Remarkably there are lots of little pikeys in Swindon and they like nothing better than hangin out in outsize FUBU gear and abusing old ladies. They are the future. Oh dear.
• moredon shops - earn your city and guilds in vadalisim, breaking and entering and joyriding!!!
• TESCOS Octal Way!!!
• oh the link centre at weekends, its so funny seeing u lot out there sat on the wet floor on my way to eros!
• The Haydon Centre in Haydon Wick, this is alot of towny 'white caps' who chill down here. Wankers.
• Hey kids, Why not try a skateboarding trip over the Magic Roundabout! Please.
• The dreaded old "Tube Park", just behind Mega Bowl. Full of townies and the rude boy massive. Hang out not only for the young, whitnessed the rude as being beyond the age of 20.- Pathetic!
• Godolphin Close park in Freshbrook. Plenty of skating done in the mid 80's & practising tagging. Sure Shot Pups yalllll!!!!!!! Special Brew shot gunning & general chilly chill chillin'. Fighting the inbred, Toothill scum bags. Head nodding to The Gusset Hunters. Casuals tax...........80's life!
• Gala Bingo
• no one hangs out at green medow shops but i know where they do hang its at moredon shops trust me on this one i live around that area ps swindon is pure fuckin wank its shit i wouldnt bother commin laterz
• Swindon bus station.
• outside any off licence
• Greenmeadow Shops!
• Outside the Link Centre on Friday and Saturday nights.......Fulla Kappa Slappers and Adidas freaks.
• Ermmm.. not sure really. Probably some subway somewhere
• The podium in Highworth it's wikid! Meet lots of like minded 14 year old, Hooch swigging, puffer jacket wearing townies. Try it!
• the rat &carrot is now the chameleon bar boring in the week but ok at weekends the music is ok .the slurping toad is now bridges but still as empty miss it out ,
• The glass lifts in the brunel shopping centre - going up and down all day
• Bus Shhelters west swindon underpasses for the under 13's
• Bridge Street, near the river, they wander aimmlessly up and down.
• Outside Wyvern Theatre. 10-11am Staurday. 1pm Sunday.

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