Cringing Cult of Celebrity in Tadcaster, North Yorkshire*

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Cringing Cult of Celebrity

• 1990,s throwback nearly made it tv chef j b smith big in 1999 now sadly living on past glories fading into the sunset with a swish of that flowing chipfat soaked hair( bless him) to some a hasbeen but to others a legend in his own mind we salute you p.s.fry us a burger (if you still can)
• John Benson Smith embarassing cringworthy cook equivelent of David Brent a man who has faked his way to the top he couldnt even fry a burger if he burns the chips he blames the staff how funny is that
• whatever happened to chicken leg teg, he was famous
• Mark Ford that ex leeds player....he started two games.
• David Bowie's Dad. The Music are from Kippax (which doesn't really count). AIM, the hip-hop producer (Grand Central) is from Barwick-In-Elmet (suppose that doesn't count either).
• clive gott a legend in his own mind this guy has bad skin and mick gott his trusty sidekick who,s favourite animal is of coarse the starfish.
• heard on parkinson"david bowies dad was born in tad.

• Tadcaster now boasts one of Yorkshires finest Punk bands - FLINT who can be seen regularly in the upstairs room of the Bay Horse and also at Fibbers in York
• The 7th richest man in britian
• mick i can stand the pain gott
• ronnie brown( tadcaster hardman) you cannot fail to be impressed by this man mountain. tadcasters own danny de vito. ronnie is often to be seen strutting purposely down the high street sporting a pukka 100% polyester suit woolworths special (no crap for ronny) although this is not half as impressive since his wife buggered off and he went bust but what the hell he,s the little man with the big heart.nobody in tadcaster has a bad word for this man amongst men we love ya ronny.
• simon wellands the{pope of fashion}the towns leading light in haute couture he,s scrummy 50,000 flys cant be wrong
• Only the Smith brothers who brought us great beer, especially John Smith.
• John D Wyatt engineer extraordinaire probably the leading expert in the world on the SOHC 750 Honda, still leading light in outrageous drinking habits

• All of the Smiths who own the breweries and most of the town. Also the darling buds of may was once filmed in Tadcaster.

Parts of this information have been supplied by: dan clare, biffo, Alan Pennington, Chris Gunnee, Scaum, mark cameron, Bryan Metcalf, Sentinel, Jimmy Mcmahon, Jean Ashton, Mike, cyberbint, Mr T, Ush, dawasp, MUSTAFFHA FUNNYTOOTH, generic, Billy Townend, Benny Kingham, vicky willis, addo, Simon Clarke, David Scaum, Binman Zed, Shaun Lawrence, robin barrett, Dave Stainthorpe, John Stainthorpe, Miguel, Viola Wiggins, GEMMA CLARKE, Mark Bickerdike, Pete, b.percival, Jane Chalk, black sheep, RICK FERT, Mr pip