The Worst Things in Tadcaster, North Yorkshire*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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The Worst Things

• taylors butchers (Malcolm Wards still da man)
• Alistair Wilks, a bed wetting loser who can't keep it in his pants when he is not getting any at home and ignores his kids!
• those stupid fucking houses with those xmas lights you can see from york, you know the ones on york road near that crap, sorry shite pub called the leeds arms.
• The Beer, The Pubs, The Girls......well..some of them.
• the quality of ale in the Calcaria
• all tad birds sport the full european 1970,s muff
• The mechanics at powerplus autos are a great bunch of lads, but the "Lady!!" who works behind the counter there, is the most rudest and obnoxious person you could ever meet.

• No affordable housing unless you're married. Montgomery Burns. Lack of hope. Alchohol&Heroin dependency. Extended 'family' syndrome (you know what we mean!).
• bob watsons breath
• No housing as it is all owned by the breweries
• Barnardos - Home to some local scallys and are usually some thing to do with any local incidents involving 12 - 16 year olds around the riverbanks, viaduct and the bus park.
• Hello knowhwere for Tadcaster, I have been reading your website and have noticed that you have a worst and best section on Tadcaster, within the worst section you have a statement that I think is an out-ragious and milicious. May I refer you to the statement: (The garage in Tadcaster - Power Plus Autos - must employ the worst mechanics in the UK. Poor workmanship, careless servicing, and crappy customer care.) I have been taking my vehicals to them for the past 10 years and have had very good service and know of lots of local people who have their vehicals maintained by Powerplus and have no complaints. I would like to see this defamatory milicious statement removed. As you state above you DO NOT post this type of milicious information on your website. regards Chris Gunnee
• The World Heritage Archeological Site on High Street next to the HSBC bank is to be violated to provide facilities for i) a whipping post. ii) a stocks. iii) a gibbet. Selby District Council still try to find out where Tad is. The Romans had this problem too. Selby District Council still undecided what to do with Tad if they do find it. Burial beneath 20 metres of power station ash is the majority view Tadcastrians convinced that Selby became an uninhabited lost village after many medieval plagues.
• Flood banks, that prevent flooding!!!!!

• Too many buildings are half refurbished.
• The garage in Tadcaster - Power Plus Autos - must employ the worst mechanics in the UK. Poor workmanship, careless servicing, and crappy customer care.
• Magnet Sports Football Club
• The kids who do nothing except drink, take drugs, and cause trouble

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