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  • has a cute little cottage hospital where i gave birth to two out of three of my children,--possibly the reason why they only have a baby clothes shop in the village! this hospital also had/has elderly patients who recouperate there, their favourite pastime was ' guess the sex of the next baby born' once established, followed by 'guess the name of new baby'; had a great time there though--keep up the good work, might need you all again --in thirty years or so!!
  • *BEWARE* of the cruisers!! They are village rogues with no home. Stay sharp and keep your eyes peeled for these folk.....or they will literally peel your eyes! They can be found: 1. Outside the village Hall 2. Outside the Mace (drinking 20-20) 3. Probably the garage (car parts are great for their sexual activities!) Once again please be careful! You don't want to run into a big Torry Lookin homeless alloy spunkin rabid cruiser! Stay Focussed Stay Clean Stay Sharp

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Parts of this information have been supplied by: Lumphanan, lil, Mj, JoPro, generic, Marti Pellow, klsy, Luke

Last updated: 2008-10-14

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