The Worst Things in Torpoint, Cornwall*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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The Worst Things

• pointy headed inbred MF's who revel in the "oh i'm not talking to him/her" culture, which see's torpoint women with thier thumbs firmly implanted in torpoint mens heads, get out while you can boys!!!
• THE FERRY..THE FERRY..THE FERRY...THE WHEELERS AND THE FERRY...THE WHEELERS THE FERRY AND THE FUC***G HARBOUR SHITES....
• devenport and stoke and millbrook (incest capital of the south).
• devenport and stoke and millbrook (incest capital of the south).
• The quaint but totally useless ferry service. Even on a good day with all three running, they don`t even come close to providing a half decent service. This collection of clanking, rusting scrap-buckets should be towed out to Whitsand bay and sunk to form another artificial reef for the diving community. Stuff the luddite minority, we need a bridge or a tunnel.
• The Gossiping bastards that live here
• The totally useless ferries!. Scrap them and build a bridge / tunnel.

• The ferry workers and the millions of kevs that flock here. And the fukin seagulls. Lets kill them
• torpoint, everything apart from the good things
• there is bugger all to do
• torpoint
• there are hardly any good ledges to sk8 and there are too many pigs ( god dam )
• The matlos from the naval establishment take over the pubs!!!!
• People who have nothing better 2 do than spread gossip about others, as their lives are so boring and cant stand the fact that someone might be doing better than them/ not getting as fat as them (as i have noticed on a number visits back 2 Torps that majority of locals have put a few pound on over the years!!!) Though probably not there fault as Racquets has now closed :-(

• torpoint in general is absoulutely abismal!!!
• just a quick note 2 say that the torpoint ferry workers DO have personalities and shud not b shot cos my dad works there and u should be bloody greatful cos u wud never get 2 brilliant plymouth else wud ya!(where i live if ya didnt quite get that!lol) he could easily just stop making um work ya no! 'part from that your views on torpoint r gr8-it is a crap place!
• The devvys that overun torpoint
• Ferry workers have no personality and need to be lined up against a brick wall and shot
• too many to list
• Never having been further than Plymouth, most of the locals don't realise how lucky they are to live there.
• Bristol and Mount Hawk are too far away. Harbour Lights.

Parts of this information have been supplied by: Dave, laura, simon, mark suggs, andy, TB, Rod, Abby, Dave Cheetham, daniel, Beats, Mullet, Piers Kent, haydain, jon, Zippy, eloise, Gemma Stevens, Andy Knights, andy glasspool, generic, sara, jordan and daniel, matthew gradidge, Kaytch