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• Calverly Park, RVP
• WHERE IS d'AMBROSIA MILK BAR WOULD LOVE TO GO, ALSO WHERE IS LASER QUEST? tHANK YOU
• the pantiles isnt too bad
• We go to the food court, until of course we get chucked out by the uptight security guards of the shopping centre. Then if it's a nice day we go to Calverly and hang around in the corner with our paddling pool.
• daves sucks i think the djs are stuck in a time warp there cos all they play is queen .close it down and turn it in to something better
• the body shop or nero deffinitely. best place to meet
• Summers always fun in calverly park, at the clock or evenings at the rocks!
• the clock tower, there are loads of goths and emos but evry1 knows ware it is.
• QUIX
• Hargate is the best for a piss up. Tis wikid
• the rocks. the clock, dunorlan park, the grove. maybe calverly if u wanna risk the pikies and chavs.
• The band stand at the pantiles. the forum is awesome, but awesomley expensive so the pantiles is the place to go! make your own bloody music! and another place is HilbertWreck, thee best park in town. (watch out for chavs though..!)
• southborough cross roads bench.
• The clock.
• The best to hang about in the summer is Woodberry park cemetry behind the bus garage.
• The chavs seem to hang out the back of Victoria Place by the LA Gym on the steps except of course when it rains. What gets me is that they don't seem to carry umbrellas. Wimps.
• Outside RVP
• Back in the day it was Calverley Park!!!
• Market square outside the RVP!
• Make some damn friends and find a party if you can't get into any bars.
• right well calverly and err calverly and costa and yer n the clock just gets you a fight or an evil stare from a hobo. not good. but yerr its good at the rock hah coz im cool i go there.
• the millenium clock
• Ders a scrt meetin place 4 all da amazingly kool ppl in T Wellyz where nobody (liek, NOBODY) else is allowed. Not many ppl no bout it but you can get the lift up to the top of the shopping centre (liek, even past da pikey trakkie shop) to da 8th floor. OMGZ!!1 It'z liek dat McFly song Room on the 3rd floor but its room on the 8th floor LOL!!! You can get trollies (not trollied LOL coz thatz illegal hahahahahaa) and slide down the ramp next to the creche. And you can hook up with friends in da creche after da parents drop them off! Haaarrrr.
• are there any skaters on this sight? hook up spots south on camden road nowadays all you skater fancying girls come down and we'll give you some
• On the hill outside the forum is totally the place 2 b on a saturday night. I met this guy there once who sold me, like loaaaads of crack, and I was like woah bcoz crack is the amazingness. And then the police came up and took away our alcohol becoz we look, like 12 and the forum wouldn't even let us in, so we got this dude hu was liek 30 to buy us sum alcohol from da offie across the road and we were liek, getting wasted. it was hilarious bcoz after 1 WKD blue then louise almost passed out!!11 We were scared bcoz she mite have had to go to hospital but then rich told me she was just fakin it. But yeah, the police came and liek, stole our alcohol and we got propa pissed off at them and I was scared they'd see the crack, and then they did and they told me it was talcum powder. So the hill is totalee the place to be, and if you see me, then totalee say hi. I'm not a chav btw!!11 in case u got scared!!! lolz!!1 Oh and yeah, once I graffitied the wall of the toilet in calverly saying "Jo smells of B.O." So go there becoz he rle rle does, and claverly is also really good to hook up with all the fit people playing football.
• the place to go in da wells is da station man nevermind all the chavs and pikeys that hangout at such places as the rocks or the clock or the forum trying to be cool if ya really wanna be cool the station is the way forward mate, rock on with the crazy s**t dudes. ps ATTENTION all goths ya need to stop hanging out in the dark it scares peple
• right her it goes....i dont go to town unless i wanna shop or actually DO something cos its soooo boring.. i mean who wants to sit around doing bugger all every day.. i also dont yet the "cool" people hangin round QUIX in the mornings.. er....why bother??? havnt u heard of lie-ins!!! i do have one piece of useful information for anyone who wants it! if you are not a lazy bugger and will actually walk somewhere (its not far guys!) then go down to the end of the old high street and like at the end.. near the forum side (sigh!.. wat a useless waste of land). there is a shop called "retail therapy".. no "new look" and "topshop" worshippers down here! just er well no one rle cos its SUCH a taxing walk dwn ther. its quite cheap (price wise) and the clothes are not pikey..grungy..chaffy just 4 normal ppl who hav lives! its gr8 and i love it! ne ways nothing else very interesting bout this bugger of a place cept that evrything is OVERPRICED and there is nothin to do cept "hang"...(mm go get lives guys!!)
• There isn't anywhere. Stay at home and throw a party. Or if you can't have a party, stay on at school for an extra hour.
• you've gotta meet up outside the RVP, say hello to the famous mcmaster, and kieran chavs b4 headin to nero 4 a tall skinny latte
• The clock - altho the pikies can cum along and yell abuse at da skaters/grunjas/drugies Calverly - always good in da summer the Forum - normally shite music but good socialising spot, watch out for da pikies that cum and hang outside tho... the rocks - in the forum woods, good to get pissed on lol
• park with big bank opposite station
• The wellington rocks on a friday night was the place to be!if you got busted by the police, you always legged it in to the nearest bush in the woods.
• well it was safeways but that gone now dog so generally just "in town"
• avoid calverly after about 4.30 on a school nite in winter unless u want to run into ppl from twggs, tech and skinners makin out all over the place
• Thorins
• look out for new bar opening in Camden Road Tunbridge Wells it is Rock n Roll & Elvis themed and will be Rockin
• i like to hang out wid my frends in the park next to my skool which is TWGGS - crap skool , nice park.
• Highly exclusive club "Clemshouse", located near pigeon studios this is a filmakers mecca if you can get in with the right people. Features framed autographs of such elite as Quentin Tarentino
• The Wellington Rocks,always a good place. Discreet, dark and maybe dangerous
• if you want somewhere to chill with your mates, i recommend the guinee butt. it may suck but it is much better than mot of the places we have in t wells, unles you like dancing and shit then go to que passa or litten tree. sussex is good in the summer as all the heads, go in the courtyard.
• The place to be is in the K+S Hospital at 1am-4am where you can laugh at the merry accidents and chavs and skaters and high rock cru with the results of a great night out with the boys/girls..broken ankles are a favorite it seems in tunny wells..followed by the morning after pill then face puffiness induced by strey fists..
• o the cool place to be is star bucks after school plus u get some fine!!!!! girls in there as well. but you have to buy some thing to si in there
• How much do we love the proliferation of Pound Shops and such foul shops selling tat to the Tun Wells pickeys (all benefit books and Elizabeth Duke jewellery) - its 17 year old single mother paradise - what is it about Pikeys from Showfields etc etc which means they cant keep their legs closed?
• Phenomena
• We still all meet at the bodyshop or clock- and it's nearly 2004.
• calverly park, opposite the station, the best place to go to just chill out with frends, laying on the hill in the sun
• Why not go to the library and improve yourselves you spotty gets!
• hook up at da clock n scare the grungers
• Dunorlan Park - It's wicked in the summer, grab a picnic with your mates, take your dog and spend the whole day soaking up rays, having grass fights and going on the boats. FYI you can take your dog on the pedal boats.
• The best place to sit in sunny tunny is in the grove... buy a drink from the compasses, then sit out enjoying the sun... or go to Calverly, where you can drink tea/ eat ice creams all day long courtesy of the funny little cafe they have there. Go on a sunday morning to catch up with all the weekend news and have a well-deserved fry-up.
• ahhh back in the dayz i used to hang about with my mates @ the forum (not inside) and laugh at the strange goths that went in with dodgy clothing. they look like ott undertakers
• when i was younger i used to hang around @the forum (i am not a grunger) and who ever said "chav's" are sad need to look at themsleves before they judge us.
• Dunorlan Park, probably spelt it wrong. Beautiful on a bright sunny day. Place to seriously relax.
• the early learnin centre is where da druggies hang out........... dont go there unless u need crack
• Ahhhh oh how every one sits on the smelly benches by the forum and the big clock near the shops ...... GO ON BREAK OUT KIDDS ! THE WELLS ARE THE ONLY WAY TO GO ! ( near the offi and pubs ! plus lots of water.....)
• the best place to go is the high rocks..the musics good and the djs arnt WANKERS like the rest in t wellls.. its open till 3 and of course theres loads of birds there
• The Wellington Rocks! You must climb to the top and keep a look out for the chavs that come and go. Don't slip and let your foot fall in a marsh of rainwater, urine and beer cans though!
• Caverly park is a popular spot for the junkies!
• the grape vign and bar zia
• T wells is a great place to come on a week end there are lots of fit guys hanging around and you can go to the forum on a saturday nite or during the day you can go hang out at calverly and get pissed out of your head . ssoooo cum it great fun
• Well I've seen a lot of ppl hanging around the bus stop outside "the body shop" either to look cool or to wait for m8s to go in to spoons with.
• Outside the front of RVP, next to Cafe Nero
• okay so the corner between twggs and skinners is were all the mettlers stand in the morning thinking they look good with the tip-exed bags and greasy hair - not forgetting the fact that have painted their eyes shut with black makeup.i'd like to take this moment to point out how ugly u look. THe rocks is the place where the little people go. the ones who think they are "cool" enough to drink, but are still not quite cool enough to make it into any bars or pubs, including the Tavern up by the schools, where ANYONE can get in - but its wicked in there so they would ruin it anyway. The people who skate aorund the clock are not, i repeat NOT like dung beetles and happen to be talented if u look at the stuff they can do on those skateboards. oh no but u mettlers proabaly couldnt see them thorugh that wonderfully clean hair of yuors - HELLO go find some shampoo you trogs. And finally the forum. that wondeful cockroach infested converted bog where again, all the little people like to sit outside on friday nights. of course they cant get in, but hey its SOOOOOOO cool to sit outside in the wet grass smoking and looking like death isnt it? DAMN i wish i could be just like them. Damn the fact that i can't look as feminine as you, and Damn the fact that i cant apply make up like u do.and why god, why, did u EVER give me the ability to wash my hair? i bow down to the goths and mettlers - because they truely are.......so so pretty.
• The millenium clock, which I actually quite like. Plus saw a chav get arrested for having a piss there, which was entertaining.
• The corner shop outside skinners and twggs. It is the perfect meeting place 2 meet new boys and have a fag! Just watch out 4 teachers! Also sitting in costa without buying anything is not recommened unless you want to get thrown out! ( not that i have or ne thing!!)
• The Millenium Clock - full of 10-15 year old wannabe's. makes it a pain in the a** to get a coffee in costa's
• Calverly Park is good in the summer but if ur a skater/metaller in this weather you wanna hang in costas or the mall- wandering aimlessly around record stores or outside fenwicks wahey!!! In the evenings go to Grove Park or the rocks
• The park or "rec" with all the chavs having a fag round the back of the hill
• I LOVE THE ROCKS...this place is like, THE place to get totally wasted!! Just watch out for those damn cracks after consuming excessive amounts of intoxicants!!! STRICLTY NO CHAVS ALLOWED!!!
• Outside the body shop!!
• Body Shop
• Grove Park
• Calverly Park...
• Calverly - a place for us to tan ourselves (when there is a hint of sunshine) and gaze at fit (TOPLESS) basketball players, and goregous skaters
• The Milennium Clock, the kid above is right the skaters congregate there like dung beetles round shit!A amazing phonomina (well, it would be if i could spell it)!
• The step outside Fenwicks in the RVP is where the really cool Kids hang out!(though you may look out of place if you do not come equipped with Puffa jacket and record bag.)
• in the summer we hang in calverly, but in this hideous freezing weather we hook-up in costa..............every...............single..................bloody...............day.
• Go to Costas in town. Go now go, it has a sofa and good coffee. MMMMmmm. If you can't afford coffee go sit on the benches outside, partiucularly if ur a skater. I think the clock has magic powers because skaters seem mganetically attracted to it!
• The Rocks, oh yes the rocks.
• I love all the stuff on this page about the pubs and stuff it is all so true. I am a 16 year old female who lives in Tunbridge Wells and I go to Tunbridge Wells Girls Grammar School. I go down to the Swam quite a lot because I work as a chambermaid down there, so I am friends with the people behind the bar. The kentish Yeoman is an absoloute hole no one really goes down there apart from the 12 year olds who can't go anywhere else. The white bear or ruperts as the man before me said it was called has now changed into a fucnky new bar callled Barzia which I have been into a few times and I like it a lot. As for Buffalo Bills, that used to be a no go area, because of all the fighting down there, but now it has changed into cassidys with a strict age policy to prevent fights, and underage drinking. The new place in Tunbridge Wells is bar Coast which thrives on teenagers ranging from 16-19. It has live Dj's and is busy from thursday- sunday till late in the eveening
• The Wellington Rocks on the common on a Friday Evening. Not a pub, just an outcrop of sandstone where people tend to gather for no apparent reason. Known to most locals simply as 'The Rocks'. Teenagers only. Bring your own furtive cans of booze.
• On the Common outside the Forum seems popular in summer. Perhaps it's because they can hear the bands (just) from there without paying.

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