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Another George by Chris (Member 10315623) on 20-Apr-2018
Actually I do have one last thing to say to you TOXIC LOW LIFE CUNTS.
Alan Bleasdale is an asshole.
However an EP of Boys From The Blackstuff "George's Last Stand" listen to what he has to say when he is in his wheelchair being pushed around the docks.
What the fuck did all the George's in real life fight for?.
So You LOW LIFE CUNTS could play with your I Phones and bleat for another Supermark... more >>
  
  • Re: Another George by early doors (Member 10235862) on 20-Apr-2018
    George Malone was his name in the series.

  • Re: Another George by Chris (Member 10315623) on 20-Apr-2018
    Passing by,30 mins in an internet cafe,even if your toxic town,used to be a guy involved with the Unions that gave a fuck.
    For some reason they called him Smelly Norm,no idea why his name was Bob and he did not smell.
    He used to drive a beer truck for Hartleys,also a bouncer.
    When we were kids he never hurt us,if we were fighting he just stuck one of under each arm and DEPORTED us from The Sun.... more >>

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Art exhibition John Barrow Cottage by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 19-Apr-2018
Be a hell of a crush if they get more that two people wanting to go round it.   
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Rising from the ashes of KUS... by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 19-Apr-2018
Comes another sad and sorry protest group,Stop the beehive retail scheme. Dear god, what is wrong with these people? If they really believed in their cause they would chain themselves to the railings at the site entrance and starve to death, or donate their salary to the market hall and Brockies to subsidise their business.   
  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by Chris (Member 10315623) on 19-Apr-2018
    As 6 million were murdered THE LOW LIFE CUNTS want to play with their I Phones.
    In the allegorical sense the dynamic is the same you TOXIC LOW LIFE CUNT .
    YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.
    OVER AND FUCKING OUT YOU TOXIC LOW LIFE CUNT.

  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by Chris (Member 10315623) on 19-Apr-2018
    HERE IS DEREK KIRKWOODS EMAIL CHRIS,HERE IS GEORGE BROADHURSTS EMAIL CHRIS.
    HARDLY FUCKING DIFFICULT IS IT.

  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 19-Apr-2018
    Why the foul and abusive language Chris? have you got Tourettes syndrome or are you just a foul mouthed gutter snipe with delusions? children can access this site so please tone it down, and as far as getting the email addresses that you have been seeking for what seems like forever, I`m sure there is a better way other than plaguing us on here and it must be obvious by now that either nobody know... more >>

  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by Chris (Member 10315623) on 19-Apr-2018
    This is the FUCKING LAST,YOU LOW LIFE CUNTS MAKE ME WANT TO PUKE.
    YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES.

  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by Chris (Member 10315623) on 19-Apr-2018
    That was my 2nd to last CUNT,given that George ran a betting shop,he would be well known.
    I do not know if he is still alive,SOME FUCKER COULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT.
    Same for Derek,expect he is alive,he was a nice guy,just do not buy a car off him.
    Some Fucker could have told me if he is still around.
    They were both Gentleman,look up the word.
    A better way of finding email ad... more >>

  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 19-Apr-2018
    There is only one person on here who needs to be ashamed of themselves and that person is you Chris, no wonder you got binned by that actress, you would have been a real detriment to her career . There must be missing persons type of websites that you could try or perhaps just accept the fact that George and Derek are steering well clear of you, and it`s no wonder why is it?

  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by Chris (Member 10315623) on 19-Apr-2018
    Language you say,I am multi lingual,I can even fuck in Cantonese,Yiddish and Latin,that does me no good begging on the streets of Nice.
    Language you say,well many years ago I started with language that would have gone down at The Court of St James.
    an allegory,suppose you were hit by a car and you were bleeding,all and sundry were walking past you playing with their fucking I Phones and deportin... more >>

  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by Chris (Member 10315623) on 19-Apr-2018
    The very last,Okay fine lets pretend just for one moment some mindless fuck here gives a fuck about anything but themselves,lets further suppose somebody gives a fuck about George and Derek,lets further suppose you do not want me calling them with my problems.
    A FUCKING SIMPLE ANSWER.
    I will give them your email Chris,if they cantact me wonderful,if not sad,however their fucking choice.

  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by early doors (Member 10235862) on 19-Apr-2018
    the Planning officer of SLDC is recommending approval for Ye Olde Beehive and the half-wits on FB are already saying it's done . Not quite there yet..........

  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by Chris (Member 10315623) on 19-Apr-2018
    Lastly,Redneck,proves my point a moron is interested what a hick from SLDC has to say on Facebook,a fucking abomination of a website that facilitates the mindless regaling the mindless with drivel.
    YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES.

  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by Chris (Member 10315623) on 19-Apr-2018
    Lastly cunt,again fuck me,however.
    Millions are being spent so Prince Parasite can marry a wannabe American Actress.
    I never caught her Ophelia or Gertrude or her Joan or even her Nora her Polina.
    As millions are being spent on Prince Parasites wedding little old ladies in the UK cannot even turn on their heating as the UK has the lowest O.A.P payment in EU15 Countries,it will not get any bette... more >>

  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by Chris (Member 10315623) on 19-Apr-2018
    This is my last,YOU LOW LIFE CUNTS MAKE MY SKIN CRAWL.
    NO HONOR,NO INTEGRITY,JUST VACUITY.

  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by early doors (Member 10235862) on 19-Apr-2018
    Nice talking to you fuckwit. Kindly leave the room.

  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 19-Apr-2018
    Well, like I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, from the ashes of KUS rises KBS , fronted by someone I never even heard of. Offcomer is he? Has he left it late or is it just that I have never heard of him and his little group of facebook protesters? I bet he would be the first to complain if his house was burning down and the nearest fire engine was positioned in Barrovia.

  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by Chris (Member 10315623) on 19-Apr-2018
    No answer is there CUNT to my suggestion you could have given Derek and George my email addr.
    Offcomer give me a fucking break,open your fucking mind and learn from those more worldly and cosmopolitan that you.
    Amsterdam is fucking vile now,however I remember 26 years ago sitting in the Cafe Dijk,the mindless tourists are being ripped off at The Old Sailor 50 meter's away.
    Well sitting at the b... more >>

  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 19-Apr-2018
    The sad fact is Chris, I offered to set up a funding group to pay your air fare to Dignitas but sadly I didn`t get one contribution, not one. So you see, worse than everyone wanting to get you terminated is the realisation that nobody gives a toss, one way or the other, just total disinterest in your welfare and state of mind. I wanted to give you blessed release but without the support of the oth... more >>

  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by Chris (Member 10315623) on 19-Apr-2018
    Yes cunt and this is my last,I long for death and a release from the suffering,however there is one thing and only one thing I want more,it is the only thing that keeps me breathing,I want to see that fucking abomination Gracen go to jail,ALL I FUCKING WANT IN THIS WORLD ALL THAT KEEPS ME BREATHING.
    Fuck off back to your mindless travails.
    MY LAST SENTENCE YOU MAKE MY FUCKING SKIN CRAWL YOU MINDLESS FUCK.

  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 19-Apr-2018
    Elizabeth Ward Gracen has done really well for herself, no mention of you in her wikipedia profile though Chris, perhaps she sees you as small fish after her heady affair with slick willy or perhaps you just slipped her mind? Send her an email, she might need prompting that she owes you for the leg up you gave her career, you never know, she might want to take up where you left off.

  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by Chris (Member 10315623) on 19-Apr-2018
    Give me a fucking break you low life cunt,This is my last,Slick Willy,the man is a fucking rapist,takes a tough guy to rape women.
    Again fuck me an you get a Miss Arkansas Crown,it lacks class.
    Using a public office to get laid is fucking vile.
    Clinton is a fucking rapist that I would take on with one hand behind my back.
    Few days ago a sack of shit James Comey ex head of the FBI calling Trump... more >>

  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by Chris (Member 10315623) on 19-Apr-2018
    Lastly cunt I am tired and I cannot teach a hick Fed Law,however Marbury V Madison does not say suck Clinton's Putrid Pox Ridden Dick and you are exempt from prosecution.

  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by Chris (Member 10315623) on 19-Apr-2018
    Also the abomination does not have a career,the only part it ever had with more than 3 words Clinton got it so it would not talk to Ken Starr when he was throwing Subpoena's at all of Clinton's Victims.
    Gracen is the scum of the earth,you CUNTS SHOULD BE FUCKING ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.

  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 19-Apr-2018
    Not that I don`t believe you Chris but it seems that Elizabeth Gracen`s name appears in the credits of many movies. And there is only one person on here using low life vulgar language and no guesses who that is. Get that bottle of Absinthe Chris. Blessed release. Say hi to dale Winton for us when you get through the pearly gates

  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by Chris (Member 10315623) on 19-Apr-2018
    Explained earlier you TOXIC LOW LIFE CUNT,MY LAST WORDS TO YOU ARE YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING ASHAMED OF YOURSELF YOU TOXIC LOW LIFE CUNT.

  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 19-Apr-2018
    I flew in a Dak once Chris, it belonged to Air Atlantique and was in use as a cargo plane, the Dakota is a legendary aircraft, the only one to have an open ended certificate of airworthiness certificate.

  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by Chris (Member 10315623) on 19-Apr-2018
    I can fly one,but I am begging on the streets,well not today ,somebody gave me 5 euro in an internet cafe
    one for sale in GA,245k,I will fuck off and buy it now.
    As I said to you before,FUCK CHRIS,Fuck knows what I did to you,Did I kiss your girlfriend when we were 14.
    Fine Cunt,fuck me,what did the Children in the 3 rd world that Gracen stole from do to you?.
    I just said to a French man I lo... more >>

  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by Chris (Member 10315623) on 19-Apr-2018
    Lastly,you know I know about planes,well a little,can fly,hate FBW experts tell me I am an idiot as so many back ups.
    However I know fuck all about Choppers,would love to learn to fly one,a real one say an S61 not a pissant Robinson.
    Would love to know how they tick and how to fly one.
    However do not want to own one,would be wrong as children starve to death.
    My French friend today talking abo... more >>

  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 19-Apr-2018
    Flown in a Bell Augusta 109, made by Bell and fitted out by Augusta, pig skin leather seats, cocktail bar and stereo. It popped all the fuses as we flew over the Wash, scary stuff, the pilot pressed a button and it sorted it. It belonged to Barratt Homes.

  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by early doors (Member 10235862) on 19-Apr-2018
    Was Patrick Allen with you ?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdkSUl-ci3Q

  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by Chris (Member 10315623) on 19-Apr-2018
    Barrett Homes,Pond Slime from the fucking 80's.
    Nu fucking soul.
    Tell you something even in your hick town,honey pot,A590,near to the canal there used to be a park,it was for everybody.
    A Banana Slide,when we were 12 or 13 a girl would show you her knickers for 50p,we were dumb kids that only had Grays Anatomy in the library,this was an age when girls went from being " icky" to having bits boys... more >>

  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by Chris (Member 10315623) on 19-Apr-2018
    I will say this before I fuck off,3 things people have said about me in that hick town out of context at times and wrong at others.
    People said I glassed a guy at 17,WRONG.
    One morning I was awoken at 7 am ish by my adoptive father hitting me,how dare I sleep,great alarm clock being punched in the face at 7 am.
    There used to be beer called Special Brew,loony juice,I was drinking that all day.
    ... more >>

  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 19-Apr-2018
    Aye, sometimes but those ads were mostly done using a model helicopter. I remember standing in a muddy field on the outskirts of Wigan at a Barratt building site in the pissing rain talking to Patrick, he was dressed in a light grey suit and it was slowly going dark gray with the rain but the press were taking photographs and so he stoically stood there. Afterwards in the hospitality suite we were... more >>

  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by Chris (Member 10315623) on 19-Apr-2018
    Money ran out in internet cafe,you know something I want to kick the crap out of The President of France.
    However I doubt The Republican Guard will let me into The Elysee,wanting to kick the crap out of him does that mean I am a lunatic?,for I expect a holocaust survivor would want to kick the crap out of Laval.
    Forgetting punitives France owes me over 2 years dole,if I had that I could rent som... more >>

  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by SteveD (Member 10320630) on 19-Apr-2018
    FFS! Have you ever wondered whether you should continue to start your rants with the "this is the last" bullshit. Surely you must realise starting every other fckingpost with this or similar makes no sense. Every time you write it. If anyone had a spare week to check back I'd love to know how many times. Hi to everyone else. Crap first post yes but been lurking for a good while. Not many posters o... more >>

  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by early doors (Member 10235862) on 19-Apr-2018
    welcome SteveD ,not many posters as you say but we all like a good rant now and then.

  • Re: Rising from the ashes of KUS... by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 19-Apr-2018
    Yes, welcome SteveD , new forumites are sorely needed , this site has enormous potential, it just needs more posters

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Kindness by Chris (Member 10315623) on 18-Apr-2018
This is the last if anybody can do kindness you know where to find me.
I have not known a day of happiness since Nov 8 th 2002 due to that fucking abomination Gracen.
Today I would love to buy a DC3 it is not a plane it is a work of art.
A part of me would like to fly it into my house that Gracen is living in,however cannot do that to DC3.
Expensive,okay I would like to buy some old Quad 11's... more >>
  
  • Re: Kindness by churchwarden (Member 10239284) on 18-Apr-2018
    I wish you'd fuck off far far away..

  • Re: Kindness by Chris (Member 10315623) on 18-Apr-2018
    I wish somebody had given your Mother a Depo shot before your Father jerked off into her toxic cunt and sired you.
    However to quote the Geriatric Rockers," You Can't Always Get What You Want"
    I will not engage you further,however I will say this,you should be fucking ashamed of yourself.

  • Re: Kindness by Cloud (Member 10266536) on 18-Apr-2018
    This must be some new meaning of the word 'last' I wasn't previously aware of...

  • Re: Kindness by Chris (Member 10315623) on 18-Apr-2018
    I will tell you a story about last you low life cunt and then I am out of here,if anybody can help they have my email.
    Last,it was 1938,Evian France,The Evian Conference.
    In truth a Mutual Masturbation Society,sired by a fake FDR to carry The American Jewish Vote and it went down well with what would be known as " The Lincoln Society Limo Liberal Mutual Masturbation Society".
    The UK said said F... more >>

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Clan Of The Cave Bear by Chris (Member 10315623) on 17-Apr-2018
I will ask one last question in the hope that somebody decent remembers me fondly.
However that is a Clan Of The Cave Bear like task.
I doubt I will find such a person,however a drowning man hopes The Love Boat with come along and Zachary will mix a cocktail and Julia will blow him.
I live on the beech and my days are spent begging on Ave Jean Medecine in Nice for a few euros so I can buy bread... more >>
  
  • Re: Clan Of The Cave Bear by Chris (Member 10315623) on 17-Apr-2018
    My last thoughts,Allan Moyle and Bob Stigwood are both assholes.
    However I will quote Nikki Marotta.
    " I just know bullshit when I see it"
    If anybody lends me 2000,I will give you 20,000 in 10 to 14 days.
    Furthermore I will always be there for you if you need me.
    As I said I would watch anybody that failed me bleed to death whilst breaking out The 82 Petrus,however I would fight dragons for a... more >>

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Anybody Decent by Chris (Member 10315623) on 17-Apr-2018
This is the last time I will post here,if anybody decent is reading this and they have email addresses of Derek Kirkwood and George Broadhurst please let me have them.
The people here are fucking toxic and ignorant,their deportment could be an allegory for all this is wrong in this world.
The mindless fucks are chomping at the bit to doff their caps at the Company Store.
I had the misfortune to... more >>
  
  • Re: Anybody Decent by Chris (Member 10315623) on 17-Apr-2018
    I will say one last thing if anybody decent is reading this.
    I have a thought,there is somebody in that toxic town I am so jealous of.
    An old friend from my teenager years,Paul Ackred,he is E.S.N or learning disabled to use the style book from that fucking bible of the Fake Left The Guardian.
    He can never get hurt,he lacks the intellectual and emotional faculty to get hurt,all he cares about is... more >>

  • Re: Anybody Decent by Chris (Member 10315623) on 17-Apr-2018
    My very last,if anybody reading this,had a brain to go with decency I have a thought for you.
    It speaks volumes of how utterly fucked up this world is,the whole planet has become American.
    America i a fucking Cancer on the planet.
    I watched something a few weeks ago that surprised me as normally W.G.A Chimps masturbate in ink.
    It was called Heroes Revisited or something like that,the writing w... more >>

  • Re: Anybody Decent by early doors (Member 10235862) on 17-Apr-2018
    I will say one last thing ,this is my last post ,just fuck off

  • Re: Anybody Decent by Chris (Member 10315623) on 17-Apr-2018
    I say in the hope somebody decent is reading this,see above the mindless fuck,The Local Chapter of The Vienna Circle.
    They go through life without a single thought clutching their I Phones.
    Being that dumb and vacuous must be bliss,the ills of this world will never touch them.

  • Re: Anybody Decent by early doors (Member 10235862) on 17-Apr-2018
    speaking of mindless fucks ,how are you old chap ?

  • Re: Anybody Decent by Chris (Member 10315623) on 17-Apr-2018
    I will tell you how I am,if I had a table and there was a side arm on that table and Gracen.
    I would like a table,however I need a fucking house to put it in,Gracen has 4 bought with my money.
    There would not be a fucking side arm on the table,13 years in NYC and 2 years in LA,never owned one,legally owning a side arm in the US in like buying a bag of chips in your toxic town.
    They run you thro... more >>

  • Re: Anybody Decent by Chris (Member 10315623) on 17-Apr-2018
    Tell you 2 nd to last thing,a lack of worldly knowledge does not have to equal ignorance,Amsterdam has become Shysterdam and the Dutch are no longer cute and cuddly.
    25 years ago I was in a bar in Amsterdam,I knew the owner.
    One afternoon talking to some old Welsh miners,I but on my best Welsh accent and quoted Thomas,we bought each other drinks.
    I liked these old guys,gentle folk.
    2 ladies be... more >>

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Beehive by early doors (Member 10235862) on 16-Apr-2018
UTC tonight voted narrowly in favour of Beehive but obviously only as a consultee to SLDC.   
  • Re: Beehive by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 16-Apr-2018
    This development had overwhelming public support in a recent poll, the defunct and disgraceful town council should be terminated with extreme prejudice. Who were the councillors that put their dubious interests above those of the people they are supposed to represent?

  • Re: Beehive by early doors (Member 10235862) on 16-Apr-2018
    Well you can guess who was against it but nobody has anything to gain by their opposition. Quite the reverse in fact. Several people who were against at the last meeting changed their mind ,all said they were swayed by public opinion. Nothing to complain about.
    The final decision rests with SLDC.

  • Re: Beehive by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 17-Apr-2018
    Well, still an` all E.D., I would just like to know, even if it turns out to be the usual nimbys and tree huggers.

  • Re: Beehive by early doors (Member 10235862) on 17-Apr-2018
    Don't take this as gospel but so far as I can recall .......Jones ,Rigg ,Jenkinson, Halfpenny ,Wilson & one other were in favour .
    Against Picthall ,Tennyson & 3 others I didn't know
    Norman Bishop abstained but spoke generally in favour but had traffic issues.
    If there's any brown envelopes going around they will be coming from Rawden Property ,who seem to have made quite few changes to the original plans.

  • Re: Beehive by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 17-Apr-2018
    I guess that once it`s agreed in principle then how it is arranged on site is best left flexible rather than set in stone, as long as the emergency services have an unobstructed exit. I still can`t understand the logic of voting against it though.

  • Re: Beehive by early doors (Member 10235862) on 17-Apr-2018
    I have a feeling this will be refused or deferred by SLDC. There is a possibility of an increase in retail units which could cause problems for emergency vehicles. There is a dedicated blue-light lane but it could easily conflict with general traffic. Needs clarifying.
    Harry Knowlss of Furness Enterprise ? spoke strongly against it by the way.

  • Re: Beehive by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 17-Apr-2018
    I think he should resign if that is what he believes, he heads up an outfit that is supposed to be encouraging jobs. He is though, just another oostun gusher, spouting phrases like vibrant town centre and heart of the community. Someone should tell him it`s gone, went in the late sixties and good riddance, town full of Arkwrights robbing us blind, closing on Wednesdays and closing for lunch. Sund... more >>

  • Re: Beehive by early doors (Member 10235862) on 17-Apr-2018
    not sure if he still holds that position hence my question mark

  • Re: Beehive by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 17-Apr-2018
    Ah, well, I dunno, I googled it and it said he was but their info might be out of date, still, he is entitled to his opinion just like the rest of us as long as it`s clear just who he is speaking for.

  • Re: Beehive by early doors (Member 10235862) on 17-Apr-2018
    I think Furness Enterprise has been wound up and he was retiring anyway . He spoke quite strongly against the Beehive but didn't seem to find much agreement in the room.
    Have to say ,Colin Picthall is a fine speaker whether we agree with him or not.
    Also worth noting the Coro has been beautifully redecorated.

  • Re: Beehive by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 17-Apr-2018
    Wonder what it`s like inside the old bogs now? I can`t remember seeing any pictures of it. I think they should hold an open day.

  • Re: Beehive by early doors (Member 10235862) on 17-Apr-2018
    given the average age of councillors (91) it's probably decorated in 1950's style ,frilly lampshades and tea cosies everywhere.

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Re: Ralphies Blog & other incidentials by Bardsea Boy (Member 10303900) on 16-Apr-2018
Ralphies new website is now up and running, however his blog is in a foreign language!
I left school with only a spirit level so I cannot identify the country. Perhaps someone can help.

On a different tack (or should it be a nail), Booths in Ulverston is planning a major refit, so the rumours of selling up would appear to be false.

Lastly the Canal Head Scrap Yard appears to have finished t... more >>
  
  • Re: Re: Ralphies Blog & other incidentials by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 16-Apr-2018
    The scrap yard up tarnside is not in the best of locations, hard to get the wagons to it and in a nice residential area, of the two it`s the best one to develop, a few nice houses up there would really enhance the area and I`m sure the local residents would be glad to see the scrapyard close. Access to the canal scrapyard is problematic as well, it`s not easy getting out of there and onto the 590,... more >>

  • Re: Re: Ralphies Blog & other incidentials by early doors (Member 10235862) on 16-Apr-2018
    his website looks same as ever or am I looking in the wrong place ? nowt on his blog eother .

  • Re: Re: Ralphies Blog & other incidentials by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 16-Apr-2018
    The banner headline has changed but there seem to be one or two functions not yet working, and no, no blog yet, we will have to wait to find out what was for tea at clares and how nicely the jag went up gummers how, and where the spiffing cottages are. Would greenodd bogs be considered a spiffing cottage by some?

  • Re: Re: Ralphies Blog & other incidentials by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 17-Apr-2018
    Ralphie, you need a spell checker mate.

  • Re: Re: Ralphies Blog & other incidentials by early doors (Member 10235862) on 17-Apr-2018
    ...speil checker you mean !

  • Re: Re: Ralphies Blog & other incidentials by Cloud (Member 10266536) on 18-Apr-2018
    Last rumour I heard was that Booths was becoming Waitrose.

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Tom by Chris (Member 10315623) on 15-Apr-2018
Tom,time for me to blow this popsicle stand.
The people here are fucking pond slime,they would be playing with their I Phones as somebody bleeds to death from an R.T.A.
Gallows Humor,never forget what Dr Gag Halfrunt said.
" Wel Zaphod was just dis guy".
I will not be coming back here,you have my contact info if you are ever here,my regards to your Mother.
Whatever th fuck you do Tom,do not f... more >>
  
  • Re: Tom by churchwarden (Member 10239284) on 16-Apr-2018
    Thought the other post was your last ?

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this just in by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 15-Apr-2018
Major conflagration at oostun swimming pool. Our man at the scene reports black smoke and flames billowing out of the roof, children covered only in silver survival blankets are stood shivering on the car park, two appliances in attendance, there are no reports of any injuries. One way to get a new pool i suppose, wonder how long it will be out of action? it`s a busy spot.   
  • Re: this just in by early doors (Member 10235862) on 15-Apr-2018
    how the fuck do you set fire to a swimming pool ?

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Lidl by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 14-Apr-2018
I can understand 95% of the people replying to the poll voting for the return but I can`t for the life of me understand why 5% would vote against it. Why? After all, no one will force you to go and shop there. I`m not really sure that the introduction of the one way system was to blame for trade falling off either, it wasn`t too hard to circumnavigate was it ?   
  • Re: Lidl by early doors (Member 10235862) on 14-Apr-2018
    people ignore the one way system every day ,there's nobody to stop you ,no police ,no traffic wardens in this town.

  • Re: Lidl by early doors (Member 10235862) on 14-Apr-2018
    Ah ...thought you meant Ulverston one way system !! The one that affects Walney Road is quite simpla as you say . Barrovians may struggle though.

  • Re: Lidl by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 15-Apr-2018
    Move it to oostun, (Lidl, not the one way system) I`m sure it would be well supported. Not very scientific I know but I can fill a trolley in Lidl for 45-50 quid, filling a trolley at Booths costs about twice as much.

  • Re: Lidl by early doors (Member 10235862) on 15-Apr-2018
    We never do a full trolley these days. Twice a weekers now.
    Hope you're not one of these professional shoppers that compartmentalise the trolley with colour coded bags !! or even worse have a scanner that peeps at every purchase .FFS.

  • Re: Lidl by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 15-Apr-2018
    No, not me, I wander round in a daze, on the odd occasion when I venture into barrovia tesco I only seem to remember where the booze is ! Nightmare of a place, much prefer aldi or roose tesco metro. Man of simple taste, nothing more exotic than a bottle of jagermeister in the trolley.

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Integrity by Chris (Member 10315623) on 14-Apr-2018
I will say one last thing to you vile and vulgar Northern Monkey's,however I tend to think there is more chance of Hitler opening a Mikvah that I have of finding integrity amongst the vile and vulgar.
Tell you a story about integrity.
Many years ago a mutual friend introduced me to Whitney Houston in one of the better hotels in The Cesspool By The Sea (LA).
We got on well,she was falling apart ... more >>
  
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Hill Foot Hotel by churchwarden (Member 10239284) on 12-Apr-2018
Who has bought it finally?.. Looks like they are spending some money on it..   
  • Re: Hill Foot Hotel by early doors (Member 10235862) on 12-Apr-2018
    Dunno but it makes sense to do it up in anticipation of the Beehive development. Scope for coffees ,lunches and accommodation.

  • Re: Hill Foot Hotel by twister (Member 10266532) on 14-Apr-2018
    I believe its the people who own the caravan site on priory road, they have taken on the garden centre too.

  • Re: Hill Foot Hotel by early doors (Member 10235862) on 14-Apr-2018
    I know them ,they are hard-nosed business people and will do well

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Herring Gulls.. by churchwarden (Member 10239284) on 10-Apr-2018
They seem to have taken over the Town.. Every roof has them on..   
  • Re: Herring Gulls.. by early doors (Member 10235862) on 10-Apr-2018
    It might help if that idiot stopped rifling through bins in town and feeding them

  • Re: Herring Gulls.. by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 10-Apr-2018
    He feeds the pigeons as well, big ginge has moved him on more than once and he has also been reported.

  • Re: Herring Gulls.. by early doors (Member 10235862) on 11-Apr-2018
    ...reported to who ? the pigeon police ? nothing ever gets dealt with in this town.

  • Re: Herring Gulls.. by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 11-Apr-2018
    SLDC street cleaning and litter, waste of time reporting a retard that can`t comprehend pidgeons as vermin and throwing the contents of litter bins all over the street is an offence.

  • Re: Herring Gulls.. by early doors (Member 10235862) on 11-Apr-2018
    why do they call him carrots ?

  • Re: Herring Gulls.. by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 12-Apr-2018
    I didn`t know they did, but for years I thought it was a woman, what with the half mast jeans and the pram.

  • Re: Herring Gulls.. by early doors (Member 10235862) on 12-Apr-2018
    I thought the same but he pees standing up .Don't ask me how I know. Strange bod.

  • Re: Herring Gulls.. by Chris (Member 10315623) on 12-Apr-2018
    I have said it before,but this is the last.
    You low life cunts are fucking vile,without honor and integrity.
    You make my skin crawl.
    I have no idea who you refer to,feeding gulls and pigeons,how disgusting of him giving a fuck about hungry birds.
    I could break bread with such a person,he,whoever he is gives a fuck about something but himself.
    He has not embraced the mantra of you low life cun... more >>

  • Re: Herring Gulls.. by early doors (Member 10235862) on 12-Apr-2018
    You should meet him you have much in common. He's as bonkers as you.

  • Re: Herring Gulls.. by churchwarden (Member 10239284) on 12-Apr-2018
    Ey!! Blair you'd go well together sat under that bridge in Paris..

  • Re: Herring Gulls.. by Chris (Member 10315623) on 12-Apr-2018
    This is my last,you low life cunts make my fucking skin crawl,vulgar ignorant Northern Monkeys.
    Bonkers you say,how nice you speak Daily Mail.
    Tell you somebody else who was bonkers.
    William Wilberforce,he gave a fuck.
    Bonkers,I knew a nun in Sarajevo,deluded re Rome's drivel,however she risked her life to aid NC Children.
    Look through history you low life cunt,quite a few that were bonkers t... more >>

  • Re: Herring Gulls.. by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 12-Apr-2018
    Have to chuckle at the thought of Broadie having a computer.

  • Re: Herring Gulls.. by Chris (Member 10315623) on 13-Apr-2018
    If you know George have the fucking decency to give me his email.
    Tell you a story about integrity,in The Parasitic Entity,The USA.
    The Greedy Ignorant Party The G.O.P and the vile and vulgar Christian Right called Al Goldstein names.
    I used to write for him,when I was falling apart he lend me money and invited me to FL.
    He had more sense of integrity than a bunch of fucking thugs the FBI that... more >>

  • Re: Herring Gulls.. by Chris (Member 10315623) on 13-Apr-2018
    Tell you one last thing about integrity,Journalism,my background,no longer ethical.
    Today I see a story about Maria Carey,I no nothing about her apart from she has a great voice and I would love to cum on her tits,THERAPY.
    A chimp with crayons that has the fucking audacity to call himself a journalist says she is bipolar.
    A real journalist would see a story there,namely,no such thing as Bipolar... more >>

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Summer is here by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 9-Apr-2018
Queueing at Roy`s this afternoon   
  • Re: Summer is here by early doors (Member 10235862) on 9-Apr-2018
    A curious British trait . Drive to the seaside and sit in a car eating ice-cream .Go home again.

  • Re: Summer is here by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 9-Apr-2018
    Some read the paper. Some nod off.

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Malum In Se by Chris (Member 10315623) on 7-Apr-2018
I will say one last thing to you low life cunts.
If you had every L.E.A and INTEL Agency on the planet at your disposal and you said to them bring me the most fucked up person on the planet they would bring me to you.
However I have one thing that you low life cunts do not have INTEGRITY.
" Hello Chris Tom is not here can I help" fucking beyond you low life cunts.
Tell you about integrity you ... more >>
  
  • Re: Malum In Se by Cloud (Member 10266536) on 9-Apr-2018
    Mate. Get help. Ranting on here every other day is obviously not working as has been apparent over the past decade or two.

    https://www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-help-you/contact-us

  • Re: Malum In Se by Chris (Member 10315623) on 9-Apr-2018
    I do thank you for offering what you see as valid helpful advice.
    The Samaritans mean well,however they are fucking inept,staffed by the kind of people that can make scale models of the Taj Mahal out of recycled copies of The Guardian whilst looking for Spiritual Subtext in Joni Mitchell tunes.
    In another time and place they would not join the Maquis they would not join Nicole Minet as those Naz... more >>

  • Re: Malum In Se by Chris (Member 10315623) on 9-Apr-2018
    I do however thank you,may I return some advice?,look up First They Came by Martin Niemoller with an umlaut (2 Full Stops) over the O.
    Words of wisdom?.

  • Re: Malum In Se by Chris (Member 10315623) on 9-Apr-2018
    They do not even have a basic understanding of Psychology,all the volunteers call themselves Jo.
    if your name is Pete and you are helping anybody,maybe you do not want to give your name out,needy wretches could turn up on your door at 2 am.
    Call yourself Dave,however when they all call themselves Jo,there is no connection.
    Your name is not Dave,however a wretch can remember a name sound out the... more >>

  • Re: Malum In Se by churchwarden (Member 10239284) on 10-Apr-2018
    you are just chatting to yourself Blair... No fucker on here is interested in your rambling..

  • Re: Malum In Se by Chris (Member 10315623) on 10-Apr-2018
    Would it help if I spoke hick both in context and without vowels?.
    What do you think about the Barmaid Tits and go Manchester United.
    Tell you a story Hick,there is a man in France I love like a Brother,Jean-Pierre was kind to me.
    To employ a metaphor he did not join me to fight the Cardinals Men,however he lent me money to buy a worthy mount,a broadsword and chainmail.
    If I get my money back ... more >>

  • Re: Malum In Se by Chris (Member 10315623) on 10-Apr-2018
    It really is that simple hick,there are certain things in life one only gets one chance to get right.
    You low life c.unts failed.
    It is that simple hick,there was a woman from Idaho with millions from Idaho I once carried a torch for,she failed me,if she turned up doing the dance of the 7 dildos,my only words for her would be f.uck you,she cannot redeem herself,there are no words,deeds or action... more >>

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'Ere we go again by zap (Member 10216554) on 6-Apr-2018
I note from t'Liar that the local Green/Left axis have come up with a plan to further grind the town centre into the dust..banning traffic from Market Street and a "couple of others." I'm guessing tuk tuks and hand woven, gaily coloured bikes might be permitted.what is it with these people. (Shrugs shoulders, shakes head).   
  • Re: 'Ere we go again by early doors (Member 10235862) on 6-Apr-2018
    Sounds like an idea poor old Geoff Dellow would have liked. It's so bonkers even Pickers has distanced himself from it.

  • Re: 'Ere we go again by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 6-Apr-2018
    The vision is Hawkshead 2, an atrophied frozen in time museum piece to rival Beamish.

  • Re: 'Ere we go again by early doors (Member 10235862) on 6-Apr-2018
    At least Hawkshead has a proper bypass !! also a car park which will test your techno capabilities.

  • Re: 'Ere we go again by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 6-Apr-2018
    Crackpots, pure and simple, it`s no use them quoting national figures, doesn`t mean a thing, let`s have some real proof, find some one who has mebbe worked in the town centre for years and now has copd and can prove that pollution is the direct cause. These people, these fresh air evangelists, these grey haired loons, I bet they are off comers. Dementia caused by motor cars? pah

  • Re: 'Ere we go again by early doors (Member 10235862) on 6-Apr-2018
    Apparently they go in the Hope ,which is no surprise . Weirdos meeting place.

  • Re: 'Ere we go again by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 7-Apr-2018
    Well, they wouldn`t have liked it in there in the good old days with mine host Peter Seeds exhorting his (many) pipe smoking topers to spark up and "Get a good fug going" as he heaped more coal on an already roaring open fire, the glitterati upstairs enjoying the wood pidgeon`s tits on toast and a poached dead stag courtesy of Dickie Cavendish in the cellar awaiting butching. Good times, classic o... more >>

  • Re: 'Ere we go again by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 7-Apr-2018
    P.S. Apparently the stag wasn`t dead, only concussed and it revived itself in the early hours, and , in a state of understandable panic, proceeded to demolish the contents of the cellar as it blundered around attempting to effect an escape. Mr Seeds was rudely awoken from his slumbers and hastily despatched the poor beast with a more effective second shot. Fortunately there were no inquisitive con... more >>

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Beehive by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 3-Apr-2018
All over bar the shouting (or bleating), ninety percent of respondents voted for it so pickers and raggytache can return the brown envelopes to their sponsors and fall on their swords, defeated and dishonoured . Don`t see why it can`t be both an m&s and a sainsburys personally, let `em fight it out for supremacy or rub along together, it`s up to them as long as a lidl or aldi gets to open a store ... more >>   
  • Re: Beehive by churchwarden (Member 10239284) on 4-Apr-2018
    To be honest... This has little to do with the council or KUS to that matter.. It was all sorted by SLDC in their local plan..
    http://applications.southlakeland.gov.uk/documentbrowser/DocumentBrowserFiles/local%20plan/land%20allocations/00%20Adoption/01%20Local%20Plan%20-%20Land%20Allocations%20Adopted%20Dec%202013.pdf

  • Re: Beehive by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 4-Apr-2018
    Aye, I know but there was a definite "against" faction who, as usual, put their own selfish interests above the rest of the population. Ralphies latest scare tactic is ludicrous, suggesting that anyone daring to open a retail business on the site will get sued, he should stick to fawning over his daughters and ferrying them round the tourist hotspots of the lakes. I`m contemplating a move and I do... more >>

  • Re: Beehive by zap (Member 10216554) on 4-Apr-2018
    I think the "against" faction, initially led by KUS, have been nothing but selfish throughout the supermarket issue. This was confirmed when I saw an anti-supermarket vid, fronted by a ridiculous woman who told all and sundry that Ooston is in the Lake District. And yes, she was a "latecomer!" They've partially got what they wanted - a town centre full of shops they like to call "quirky" which tra... more >>

  • Re: Beehive by churchwarden (Member 10239284) on 4-Apr-2018
    The local plan does mention fields behind Cumbria Crystal to be potentially used.. This would be a far more suitable location for MS and Aldi.. Keeping all them on one site..

  • Re: Beehive by churchwarden (Member 10239284) on 4-Apr-2018
    Didn't the KUS group disband after the Brewery site events? I'm not sure they exist in any form anymore..

  • Re: Beehive by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 4-Apr-2018
    Yes, I think it did disband but of course that isn`t to say that they have given up or gone away, nothing is going to change their minds. The Liar is partly to blame for this because they periodically winkle him out and get him to pontificate on issues such as the telecoms mast up on the reservation. Why is beyond me, afaik he has no official position?

  • Re: Beehive by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 4-Apr-2018
    Zap, don`t apologise for ranting on, highly amusing and pertinent!

  • Re: Beehive by churchwarden (Member 10239284) on 4-Apr-2018
    I just think UTC are stymied on all things Ulverston by SLDC

  • Re: Beehive by early doors (Member 10235862) on 4-Apr-2018
    So the Beehive plan will be approved and that's fine by me and most of the populace. Question is ,what are Robinsons then going to do with the brewery ?

  • Re: Beehive by zap (Member 10216554) on 4-Apr-2018
    UTC are just a Parish Council. Similar to Urswick.

  • Re: Beehive by early doors (Member 10235862) on 4-Apr-2018
    That's right zap and to be fair UTC know they have no power .It's just the Mail who make a big deal out of them voting against planning apps.

  • Re: Beehive by churchwarden (Member 10239284) on 5-Apr-2018
    If UTC were more open and transparent on their media posts, about what they can or can't effect with regards to the town, I don't think they would get as much stick.. There is quite a lot of ignorance in the Town about what goes on in the 'Old Bogs' ..

  • Re: Beehive by zap (Member 10216554) on 5-Apr-2018
    My concern with SLDC is that we have Ulverston matters decided by councillors from Sedbergh, Grasmere and Kendal. Takes the "local" out of local government for me. That's probably another debate.

  • Re: Beehive by early doors (Member 10235862) on 5-Apr-2018
    Cllrs. Clough ,Irving & Jenkinson are on the planning committee so Ulverston has a voice . I'd say 2 of them may be agin it though.

  • Re: Beehive by churchwarden (Member 10239284) on 5-Apr-2018
    The SLDC Planning can't go against the local plan which was written in 2013..

  • Re: Beehive by churchwarden (Member 10239284) on 5-Apr-2018
    I think Ulverston problems started when were forced into Cumbria.. Which is a relatively much poorer financial setup than we had in Lancashire..

  • Re: Beehive by zap (Member 10216554) on 5-Apr-2018
    Sheep don't pay rates!

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Everybody out! by zap (Member 10216554) on 30-Mar-2018
I note that the local yoghurt weavers, Islington imports and left bank chapter of the Friends of Fidel are a bit exercised about Woodcock MP. It seems they think he is a class traitor, capitalist lackey and no fan of Comrade Corbyn. Maybe now is the time to separate the village from the Barrow commune and head back to the good old days of Morecambe & Lonsdale.   
  • Re: Everybody out! by early doors (Member 10235862) on 30-Mar-2018
    the online petition against him was started by someone from East Yorkshire

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hepburn by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 28-Mar-2018
I wonder if we could organise a crowdfunding to raise money for a one way Ryanair to Dignitas Switzerland for this pathetic wretch? Some chick dumps him and he spends the rest of his miserable life whining about it. No wonder she shitcanned him.   
  • Re: hepburn by Chris (Member 10315623) on 28-Mar-2018
    I will not engage vulgar,mindless,toxic WT.
    I will however say one thing you mindless fuck.
    Not about being dumped,it is about having millions stolen from my late daughters charity and myself.
    It is about being left to die on the streets of Paris.
    it is about every day since Nov 8 th 2002 being a living death due to that fucking abomination Gracen.
    As for CH,firstly Ryan Air,scary shit a plan... more >>

  • Re: hepburn by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 28-Mar-2018
    your logic is flawed chris. Not engage in vulgarity? you cannot construct a sentence without resorting to foul language, and you are one of the very few who do so on here. Good job your offspring got offed, they were spared the embarrassment of having to acknowledge you as their father. Smart move by gracen, got the money as well.

  • Re: hepburn by early doors (Member 10235862) on 28-Mar-2018
    He usually fucks off after a few days troliing and we can get back to having a good moan.

  • Re: hepburn by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 28-Mar-2018
    Aye, I know and I usually ignore him but couldn`t resist playing along with him. I might even wander over to his website later just to see if it`s still going. Marvelous what can be achieved from under a bridge, must plug his laptop into a street light like Topcat

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