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Fucking Rutter by Dr Gag Halfrunt (Member 10292710) on 22-Apr-2014
I will be fucking Dorothy Rutter on Stage at The Coronation Hall.
Tickets start at 79.95,see Sid Hook at Disco.
No talking,No masturbating.
I am also shooting it in 15 perf,copies 99.95,first Porno ever shot in 15 perf.
  
  • Re: Fucking Rutter by Dr Gag Halfrunt (Member 10292710) on 22-Apr-2014
    SPANDEX....................

  • Re: Fucking Rutter by churchwarden (Member 10239284) on 23-Apr-2014
    looks like Bindon has been let out again.. Tales from under Pont-Neuf anyone?

  • Re: Fucking Rutter by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 23-Apr-2014
    Looks like they need to up his medication.

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Yeeee Gods by zap (Member 10216554) on 18-Apr-2014
For my many sins have got BBC radio 4 on just now. Theres a load of Bollinger Bolsheviks on a panel show goin on about the "poor" using food banks in UK..anybody out there actually know anybody who uses one?   
  • Re: Yeeee Gods by ilikeeatingthings (Member 10161876) on 19-Apr-2014
    Now people know they will never go hungry and can ultimately always get food from these places they are spending more of their dole money on booze and fags.

    Seems to be the norm in Barrow to pop t'foodbank when they have spent up on white cider.

  • Re: Yeeee Gods by early doors (Member 10235862) on 19-Apr-2014
    You need to qualify for food vouchers apparently ,so you need to be on benefits i.e get everything for fuck all already.
    I sympathise with anyone in genuine need and I would help them out of my own pocket if they asked. But some people I have seen at Ulverston food bank are taking the piss. However ,the problem is that tinned or packet food has to be cooked which may present a challenge to some of them.

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R.i.p by ulverstonian (Member 10191731) on 17-Apr-2014
Just heard Margaret benson died,what a shame known her all my life   
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'Ere we go!....Again!!!! by WiseOldDave (Member 10213768) on 16-Apr-2014
So now the KUS brigade are getting humpty about the brewery being derelict, and how Robinson's are showing no respect to Ulverston cos of the state it's in???...
Well, whose fucking faults that? Yours you retarded fuckwits!! Construction of our lovely new supermarket might be under way now if it wasn't for you and your legal shenanigans.
If I was Robinson's I'd just say "fuck you" and let it fal... more >>
  
  • Re: 'Ere we go!....Again!!!! by Jest (Member 10284008) on 17-Apr-2014
    Yes, their hypocrisy is breathtaking ! Think they are still hoping for a wooden straw thatched building where they can hold yogurt knitting classes cos that is exactly what Ulvie needs

  • Re: 'Ere we go!....Again!!!! by early doors (Member 10235862) on 17-Apr-2014
    Quite right WOD ,KUS are out of order but Robinsons themselves are equally to blame. They could have just sold the site and we might have had a supermarket by now. Instead they only want to lease it and somehow stay involved.
    No supermarket chain has said they want it. Quite the opposite in fact.

  • Re: 'Ere we go!....Again!!!! by WiseOldDave (Member 10213768) on 17-Apr-2014
    Hmm..with many years managing major projects behind me,I take the view that Robinson's have already done all the groundwork, ie planning, traffic management, purchases, underwater surveys (beck), none of which comes cheap. This pre work would not have been done without the handshakes, nods and winks and 'goodwill' otherwise the 'simple' and easier option of bulldozing and flogging it would have be... more >>

  • Re: 'Ere we go!....Again!!!! by WiseOldDave (Member 10213768) on 17-Apr-2014
    and another thing..if they want houses and some "nice little shops" on the site...what about the hue and cry when Persimmons were building locally? I'm sure the Pickthalls might have summat to say if "affordable" homes were built and the "kind of people" that may want to live in them moved in close by eh?
    Shops??? There's loads of em empty now cos there's no fucking footfall cos the bulk of the t... more >>

  • Re: 'Ere we go!....Again!!!! by early doors (Member 10235862) on 17-Apr-2014
    The Liar published a list of supermarkets who turned down the site some months ago. Now what about a nice Premier Inn ?

  • Re: 'Ere we go!....Again!!!! by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 17-Apr-2014
    Well, mebbe they did E.D. But that was then. Things have moved on somewhat. There is evidence (in their own falling sales figures) that Tesco and Morrison`s are not doing too well whilst Aldi and Lidl are increasing their market share. I sometimes wonder if Lidl were a bit premature in closing the Barrow branch. As I remarked elsewhere, Aldi are building a brand new supermarket in Carnforth, meanw... more >>

  • Re: 'Ere we go!....Again!!!! by early doors (Member 10235862) on 18-Apr-2014
    Things have moved on somewhat ? In what sense redneck ?

  • Re: 'Ere we go!....Again!!!! by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 18-Apr-2014
    Well what I mean is that a few months ago the trend towards low cost supermarkets wasn`t so obvious. Since the release of Tesco and Morrison`s figures indicating a downward turn for them and the increase of trade for Aldi and Lidl then opening a branch in Ulverston could look more attractive. I wasn`t suggesting I had any inside knowledge unfortunately, I only wish I had, I would certainly share i... more >>

  • Re: 'Ere we go!....Again!!!! by early doors (Member 10235862) on 18-Apr-2014
    Fair comment mate . In my view the site ,with all it's restrictions and planning conditions doesn't lend itself to an Aldi or Lidl. They would have liked that big shed opposite Booths ,unfortunately owned by ......Booths.
    I wish Robinsons would just sell the site and fuck off and take their rancid beer with them.

  • Re: 'Ere we go!....Again!!!! by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 18-Apr-2014
    The way the Co-op has performed we could end up losing one of them, hopefully central, that might leave a gap for someone to fill. Might not need it if I can blag my way into a food bank, that is, once Iv`e found it.

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FFS by zap (Member 10216554) on 7-Apr-2014
Scumbrian Liar tells us today that schoolchildren are to be given the chance to experience life as a PCSO. Fuck me, don't they already know how to wander round streets looking vacant and doing nowt in particular?   
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Chopper by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 3-Apr-2014
Anyone know why a big yellow helicopter is sitting in Ford Park? landed there ten minutes ago, `bout eight o clock.   
  • Re: Chopper by twister (Member 10266532) on 3-Apr-2014
    Its there quite regularly, its the air ambulance. It usually called in to take seriously ill people across the bay to specialist hospitals like Blackpool or Preston

  • Re: Chopper by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 3-Apr-2014
    Ah I see, it wasn`t there long, it went just after eight.

  • Re: Chopper by Cloud (Member 10266536) on 9-Apr-2014
    So it wasn't a rich boy waving his chopper around then

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Nedgorb Street by early doors (Member 10235862) on 2-Apr-2014
Big changes in town ,Brogden St now the other way round ,see above ! Wonder how long it will take some of our ancient motorists to realise !   
  • Re: Nedgorb Street by zap (Member 10216554) on 2-Apr-2014
    Saw a bint last night in a big fuck off 4WD charge down Market St and attempt to turn right into Nedgorb Teerts . She aborted the attempt when she saw the Lettering on the road (admittedly only about 2 feet long) then just pretty much dumped the car outside the Grapes as she ran into co-op. Nice arse.

  • Re: Nedgorb Street by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 2-Apr-2014
    This is good news (no, not the bint`s arse, although good for zap) us mare pickers sez more space on market day, safer, cheaper. Woopee. no supermarket but we can queue in the freezing cold, water off the stall roof dripping down our necks, don`t take cards so fuck about int` pockets wi` cold wet hands looking for sodden money to pay for soil laden fruit and veg wi` no best by date. Oh joy. Went t... more >>

  • Re: Nedgorb Street by early doors (Member 10235862) on 2-Apr-2014
    You're right Redneck ,Dalton Coop is remarkably good and has parking too.

  • Re: Nedgorb Street by early doors (Member 10235862) on 4-Apr-2014
    The new one way seemed to work ok on market day but at night many cars went the ' old ' direction. I mentioned it politely to one chap who said - it's only from 8 tll 5 mate ! Ok mate !! That's Ulverton for you .

  • Re: Nedgorb Street by Cloud (Member 10266536) on 9-Apr-2014
    Heh, Nedgorb.

    It'll take a while - look at all the chaos that happened in Basra when they put the new system in.

    But yes, I don't normally like to generalise but have come to learn that any combination of "female", "4x4" and "blonde" means "I'd better get out of the way". They don't mess about.

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Free WiFi in Town? by Scum (Member 10233909) on 31-Mar-2014
Liar says the special town might be getting free WiFi. Bollocks to it. If it does come, the cunt's will make sure porn sites, gambling, video streaming bittorrent and all the other useful stuff will be blocked, so they can just fuck off and stick it upp their special arseoles.   
  • Re: Free WiFi in Town? by Cloud (Member 10266536) on 9-Apr-2014
    Yeah definitely. It'll also probably track everything you do and sell the data (as if Scroogle and Faceache don't do enough of that already) and be another handy little monitoring facility for GCHQ. The Poxy 3G flags work quite nicely thank you!

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Kate O'Mara by zap (Member 10216554) on 30-Mar-2014
Dead at 74. What a woman. Her and Anouska Hempel got me through me adolescence!   
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Blockbuster shop.. by churchwarden (Member 10239284) on 30-Mar-2014
Town talk... Working Class Hero are on the move...   
  • Re: Blockbuster shop.. by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 30-Mar-2014
    I wonder if Tom thinks the brewery supermarket is off the agenda now, small businesses will be viable for the moment.

  • Re: Blockbuster shop.. by ilikeeatingthings (Member 10161876) on 30-Mar-2014
    Just hope they don't have disabled customers as there is only one entrance to that shop up them steep stairs.

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Judicial Review? by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 29-Mar-2014
Thought the Keep Ulverston Stone age cretins had to find £15000 to pay a barrister ? according to the liar they have a date set for the judicial review but seem to be £8000 short? must be taking out a log book loan.   
  • Re: Judicial Review? by early doors (Member 10235862) on 29-Mar-2014
    Seems pointless anyway since nobody is interested in taking up the planning permission ?

  • Re: Judicial Review? by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 30-Mar-2014
    Looks like it's dead in the water, noticed that the house in hart street next to the brewery has been sold so presumably the new owner isn't Robinson's

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Grapes.. Horse and Groom... knuckle draggers by churchwarden (Member 10239284) on 19-Mar-2014
Rumour has it!! Ulverston Brewery have got it..   
  • Re: Grapes.. Horse and Groom... knuckle draggers by ivision (Member 10220143) on 20-Mar-2014
    well ............ could be interesting, i know you fellow ulverstonians have an issue with swanny's beer, however, i had put on at penrith beer fest last year and that and stringers were the only brewery's to get empty barrels back :)

  • Re: Grapes.. Horse and Groom... knuckle draggers by Cloud (Member 10266536) on 22-Mar-2014
    You know how they say the town's special?

    Only time that's true is the beer. Great stuff. Bring it on!

  • Re: Grapes.. Horse and Groom... knuckle draggers by early doors (Member 10235862) on 22-Mar-2014
    If true ,I hope they make it into a decent pub and keep all the dickheads out. Where do they go now - the Piel ?

  • Re: Grapes.. Horse and Groom... knuckle draggers by ilikeeatingthings (Member 10161876) on 22-Mar-2014
    The pub has had dickheads for the past 50 years, when i was there i tried to put most of them on barwatch but every town centre pub has dick heads. When they leave tbere they go up town and then mainly gather the The Farmers. Poor do to say a pub is bad due the customers that drink in there and also the rest of town.

    The town is full of cunts!

  • Re: Grapes.. Horse and Groom... knuckle draggers by ilikeeatingthings (Member 10161876) on 22-Mar-2014
    Excuse the typing, am getting my head round touchscreen

  • Re: Grapes.. Horse and Groom... knuckle draggers by early doors (Member 10235862) on 23-Mar-2014
    Appreciate what you did at The Grapes mate but ,despite what you say ,a pub is often judged by it's clientele. Decent people who might frequent a pub for the great beer etc. will be put off by it's reputation. It's going to take some turning round is all I'm saying.

  • Re: Grapes.. Horse and Groom... knuckle draggers by ilikeeatingthings (Member 10161876) on 23-Mar-2014
    It is no good as a pub these days as there is no smoking area other than the front street, best off as flats!

  • Re: Grapes.. Horse and Groom... knuckle draggers by zap (Member 10216554) on 24-Mar-2014
    If you always judged pubs by clientele then you'd never go into any Ulverston pub! Well not of a weekend anyway. Most of em have a hard core of decent, civilised, friendly locals. Equally true there is a small gang of brainless oikery. This changes dramatically at weekends when yer respectable hostelry turns into a madhouse of swearing, shouting, bawling, spewing, scrapping and general mayhem. Lar... more >>

  • Re: Grapes.. Horse and Groom... knuckle draggers by early doors (Member 10235862) on 24-Mar-2014
    You're right zap. I suppose Ulverston must be quite an exotic destination for Millomites !!! and we all know the Barrovians get quite excited once they get past the stone trough.

  • Re: Grapes.. Horse and Groom... knuckle draggers by zap (Member 10216554) on 24-Mar-2014
    Now Barra is truly a "special" town! The railway companies and the Transport Police are cottoning on to this. At Lancaster station there is a big sign aimed at passengers travelling on the last train to Barrovia which says they "must be able to demonstrate your ability to walk has not been impaired by alcohol or drugs" and that they "must refrain from abusive language or behaviour". Failing which ... more >>

  • Re: Grapes.. Horse and Groom... knuckle draggers by early doors (Member 10235862) on 24-Mar-2014
    .in days of old we used to go to Morecambe for a night out and come back on The Whip as it was known.

  • Re: Grapes.. Horse and Groom... knuckle draggers by zap (Member 10216554) on 24-Mar-2014
    Remember it well - The Broadway! Didn't need notices to tell us how to behave though. Too pissed to read em!

  • Re: Grapes.. Horse and Groom... knuckle draggers by early doors (Member 10235862) on 24-Mar-2014
    if it was a compartment train you could piss out of the window !!!

  • Re: Grapes.. Horse and Groom... knuckle draggers by zap (Member 10216554) on 24-Mar-2014
    Never did that - for fear of mailbags!

  • Re: Grapes.. Horse and Groom... knuckle draggers by Scum (Member 10233909) on 24-Mar-2014
    Easier just to piss in the compartment.

  • Re: Grapes.. Horse and Groom... knuckle draggers by Scum (Member 10233909) on 24-Mar-2014
    Anyone remember those carriages that didn't even have a corridor? You know, just a load of compartments, each with a door on either side of it. No interconection. Fuck me! You could get up to anything in them.

  • Re: Grapes.. Horse and Groom... knuckle draggers by zap (Member 10216554) on 25-Mar-2014
    Anyone remember the electric trains that used to run from Lancaster to Morecambe? Think they were wooden coachwork and painted green.

  • Re: Grapes.. Horse and Groom... knuckle draggers by early doors (Member 10235862) on 25-Mar-2014
    yes zap ,they went from the platform nearest the castle ,down a steep grade to Green Ayre station now Sainsburys. Then to Morecambe Prom via Scale Hall. Apparently the line was electrified as an experiment. You can walk down from the bridge at Castle station down the old line for a bit of nostalgia ,thence to the Waggon and Horses I dare say !

  • Re: Grapes.. Horse and Groom... knuckle draggers by zap (Member 10216554) on 26-Mar-2014
    Have done that walk, all that remains really is the rail bridge over the Quay. The track bed is a cycle route now. Was in the Wagon & Horses in November, a cracking pub but a bit of a walk from the town centre. Theres also George and Dragon which is avoided coz its a Robinson's House. Top of the Quay is The 3 Mariners another good pub and reputedly the oldest in Lancaster.

  • Re: Grapes.. Horse and Groom... knuckle draggers by harryhotspur (Member 10290860) on 26-Mar-2014
    Wagon and Horses is a Robinsons pub marra

  • Re: Grapes.. Horse and Groom... knuckle draggers by zap (Member 10216554) on 27-Mar-2014
    Aye, you are right! Went in with a mate to listen to a band and had a bottle of wine, rather than beer. (It WAS quite late). Still, recommend it. First went in over 10 years ago and it was a bit of a dump. Its been renovated over the years and is now a v good pub.

  • Re: Grapes.. Horse and Groom... knuckle draggers by early doors (Member 10235862) on 27-Mar-2014
    marra ? FFS

  • Re: Grapes.. Horse and Groom... knuckle draggers by zap (Member 10216554) on 27-Mar-2014
    I thought that! Obviously believes what he reads in the Liar! Though he may be from Millom.

  • Re: Grapes.. Horse and Groom... knuckle draggers by harryhotspur (Member 10290860) on 27-Mar-2014
    What strange logic are you suggesting marra

  • Re: Grapes.. Horse and Groom... knuckle draggers by early doors (Member 10235862) on 27-Mar-2014
    we do not live in Cumberland !

  • Re: Grapes.. Horse and Groom... knuckle draggers by ivision (Member 10220143) on 28-Mar-2014
    after 3, yan, tan, tethera, like eh! :)

  • Re: Grapes.. Horse and Groom... knuckle draggers by zap (Member 10216554) on 28-Mar-2014
    Too true ED. Don't live in scumbria either. I found this on the net "THE LOCAL GOVERNMENT ACT 1972 DEFINES COUNTIES FOR THE ADMINISTRATION OF LOCAL GOVERNMENT.THE ACT ABOLISHED THE PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATIVE COUNTIES I.E. THOSE ESTABLISHED BY THE LOCAL GOVERNMENT ACT 1933. NEITHER ACT ABOLISHED TRADITIONAL COUNTIES - THESE STILL EXIST." Dept. for Transport 9/10/2012. When the local media learn how to... more >>

  • Re: Grapes.. Horse and Groom... knuckle draggers by early doors (Member 10235862) on 28-Mar-2014
    Well in zap !!

  • Re: Grapes.. Horse and Groom... knuckle draggers by ilikeeatingthings (Member 10161876) on 30-Mar-2014
    Definitely no new owner to the pub yet.

  • Re: Grapes.. Horse and Groom... knuckle draggers by Cloud (Member 10266536) on 9-Apr-2014
    It's a merry dance chasing around the pubs as the good management move in and out (no disrespect to those who've tried and just couldn't shake the idiots in places like the Grapes). Somewhere gets a good manager, and it just basically means they won't last (either too expensive to keep or end up moving to bigger and better places).

    Not really into the town centre "scene" any more. Either peop... more >>

  • Re: Grapes.. Horse and Groom... knuckle draggers by Cloud (Member 10266536) on 9-Apr-2014
    BTW, people getting stopped from boarding trains from being drunk? What the hell? Sure if they're disorderly/violent fair enough, chuck them in a cell for the night to calm down. But just being drunk... come on. We're supposed to be discouraging drink driving :/ So make public transport attractive and accessible.

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shite by ivision (Member 10220143) on 13-Mar-2014
http://www.nwemail.co.uk/news/ulverston/ulverston-businesses-left-to-clean-up-after-muck-spreader-chaos-1.1122893

good to know that despite the chaos, ralphie had a winner at Cheltenham .....
  
  • Re: shite by Scum (Member 10233909) on 13-Mar-2014
    yeah, ha, ha, ha, hahahaha. I nearly pissed miself when I read that. Anyone down there at the time?

    Anyway, it couldn't have happened in a more appropriate town. The Shite Town. Wonder who is was did it. Drove on regardless it says. Then, being a bastard fucking farmer I supppose he would even if he knew what he weas doing.

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Oscar Pistorious ? by early doors (Member 10235862) on 10-Mar-2014
Am I the only person in the world who doesn't know who this fucker is - and doesn't care ? And why is it on the sports channel ? FFS   
  • Re: Oscar Pistorious ? by zap (Member 10216554) on 11-Mar-2014
    You mean u don't know Oscary ? Thought all u sporty types were well in with Wayney, Fergusony, and them!!

  • Re: Oscar Pistorious ? by early doors (Member 10235862) on 12-Mar-2014
    Wayny ? that's Wazza apparently !

  • Re: Oscar Pistorious ? by zap (Member 10216554) on 12-Mar-2014
    Wazzock - y?

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Beacon of localism... by charles (Member 10269544) on 5-Mar-2014
Read in the Mail that this new group of worthies - Judy Pickthall etc - are going to be taking over car parking revenues in the town so they can run all the town's "assets", whatever these assets might be... I see parking charge hikes on the way. Great way to attract more people into the town. they're looking for "directors" of this group to run the town. Come on lads....   
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Potholes... by WiseOldDave (Member 10213768) on 4-Mar-2014
There's fucking hundreds of 'em..me new tyres have taken a right twatting today! Is it me, but I thought we paid Council Tax to get 'em fixed rather than spending all on big fat useless coppers sat on their fucking bone idle arses in supercars full o technology, paid for by us, trying to catch yer without an MOT,when the crims can burgle who the fuck they like with impunity knowing full well there... more >>   
  • Re: Potholes... by charles (Member 10269544) on 5-Mar-2014
    Went through one on Well Lane (opposite the park) and thought the car was going to lose a wheel. Must've been a foot deep. Ridiculous.

  • Re: Potholes... by Cloud (Member 10266536) on 7-Mar-2014
    I know, I think the moon has less craters in it than the road down't'bottom. Sort it out.

    Then there's that road the bus takes, outside the old Doctors, there's a bit there that can shake your fillings out driving over it!

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Advanced manufacturing bullshiters by Scum (Member 10233909) on 27-Feb-2014
What's going on with those advanced manufacturering twats down South Ulverston? First they want to close the car park and relocate it to the vast area recently cleared, becasue of fuckin health and safety. Apparently its a health and safety issue to have people walking across the road from carpark to site. Like, in the 60 years they've been there I bet no one has ever been knocked down. Now, we he... more >>   
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Shock horror by zap (Member 10216554) on 26-Feb-2014
A Lord Cavendish lives with his wife at a Holker Hall!!   
  • Re: Shock horror by early doors (Member 10235862) on 26-Feb-2014
    I think the whole article in the liar is misleading. Housing Benefit is paid direct to tenants now and they are meant to pay their rent with it. Barrow Island used to be a decent place to live. I remember there was a letting office on Island Rd opposite the Co-op. If the dragon in there didn't like the look of you she wouldn't even give you an application form.

  • Re: Shock horror by Scum (Member 10233909) on 26-Feb-2014
    Well did the fucking lord receive it direct or didn't he? Makes no bloody difference, the poverty-stricken old git got it one way or tother. Devonshire Fucking Buildings eh. Can you think of a worse shithole in the whole of Britain (T'Pot excepted).

  • Re: Shock horror by early doors (Member 10235862) on 27-Feb-2014
    A lot of decent people have been brought up on Barrow Island ,hard working families who squeezed into those flats. Most of the flats are now modernised but it's ironic that the flats are 10 times better but the tenants are 10 times worse. My parents told me that in the 1930's when people were genuinely on the breadline ,that area was clean and tidy. Now it's covered in drugs and dog shit.

  • Re: Shock horror by zap (Member 10216554) on 27-Feb-2014
    Blimey. Was only attempting to draw attention to the Liar's annoying use of the indefinite article. Usually precedes a report of minimal interest or relevance to anybody with half a brain. e.g. "A sheepshagging Society will hold a speed dating session in Carlisle on.....". Just saying

  • Re: Shock horror by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 27-Feb-2014
    Whereabouts in Carlisle?

  • Re: Shock horror by zap (Member 10216554) on 27-Feb-2014
    Haha. Afraid I don't know the details Mr Rampage but as it is undoubtedly a significant event for the people of north Cumberland then it will be fully reported in t'Liar!

  • Re: Shock horror by WiseOldDave (Member 10213768) on 27-Feb-2014
    Speaking o sheep shaggin' and other North Cumberland pastimes....

    http://www.nwemail.co.uk/cumbrian-father-and-daughter-admit-incest-1.1119413

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Smiter by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 12-Feb-2014
Over a week now since he cast his pearls before us swine on his blog. Do hope the old dear is ticking over nicely and takes a rain cheque on his al fresco performance tomorrow. His adoring fans will just have to do without his virtuoso offering in this inclement weather. Keep off Gill Banks as well old boy, dog turd hoiking in these winds can boomerang back at you.   
  • Re: Smiter by zap (Member 10216554) on 12-Feb-2014
    Perhaps he now realises that nobody gives two rows of sheep shit about his utterances. Or it could be the music police have locked him up. Still hope he's ok.

  • Re: Smiter by ilikeeatingthings (Member 10161876) on 12-Feb-2014
    Can imagine the closure of Smith and Harrison has hit him hard!

  • Re: Smiter by zap (Member 10216554) on 13-Feb-2014
    Panic over. Saw him in town this morning. Dressed in gaily coloured knitwear and beard blowing rakishly in the breeze.

  • Re: Smiter by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 13-Feb-2014
    My first thought was he really shouldn`t be out in this wind but then I remembered he is well weighed down with pounds of assorted loose nails in his pockets. Probably rushing round to stock up before they close.

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Has the world gone stark staring mad ? by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 10-Feb-2014
Cyclist slipped on ice. Police close Urswick road.
(Stop cheering Zap!) Absolutely barmy.
  
  • Re: Has the world gone stark staring mad ? by early doors (Member 10235862) on 10-Feb-2014
    Highways dept. unprepared again shock horror. Cyclist taken to Preston poor sod.

  • Re: Has the world gone stark staring mad ? by zap (Member 10216554) on 10-Feb-2014
    Shock horror - Police have enough plods to close Urswick Road? Where were they on Saturday night when Specialton was turned into Barrovia......

  • Re: Has the world gone stark staring mad ? by early doors (Member 10235862) on 10-Feb-2014
    What happened zap ?

  • Re: Has the world gone stark staring mad ? by zap (Member 10216554) on 10-Feb-2014
    The usual weekend bedlam in Specialton. Three groups ejected from pubs that I know of. Streets and bars full of foul mouthed (imported) knobheads. Fuckwits passing out and vomiting in bars, oh and my mate got chinned by some twat who was too pissed to keep his drink in his glass and spilled it down my mate's wife's dress. Charming. Keep Ulverston Special!!

  • Re: Has the world gone stark staring mad ? by zap (Member 10216554) on 10-Feb-2014
    Next weekend its the Methodist Whist Drive and cream tea for me!

  • Re: Has the world gone stark staring mad ? by WiseOldDave (Member 10213768) on 12-Feb-2014
    You coming to next weeks Beetle drive zap?? I'll get the curate to save us some seats!!

  • Re: Has the world gone stark staring mad ? by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 16-Feb-2014
    Ah, he`s back, feeding the five thousand. Just been off games with a touch of the miseries.

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