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George Malone by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 18-Feb-2017
Whilst I would not piss on Alan Bleasdale if he was on fire,he never called me and said how can I help Chris.
The words of George Malone from Boys From The Blackstuff come to mind " We fought for inside bathrooms"
Nothing about I Phones,Murdoch's shit puked out of Astra,people embracing vulgarity and self obsession as if it is a gift from the Gods.
That sack of shit Blair destroyed the Labour P... more >>
  
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Has Chris Hepburn join this intelligential swamp? by inhospitable (Member 10282816) on 14-Feb-2017
Even Monica thought he was an arse. He ought to come back to Festival town and get a warm welcome back with pitchforks’ and a bonfire at Ford Park. He may not get the position back of village idiot as that post has been filled by uses of this site and members of the Council. Oh, and there will be no right turn out of Swan St on to 590   
  • Re: Has Chris Hepburn join this intelligential swamp? by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 18-Feb-2017
    No I am not here,I am fucking disgusted with vulgar,ignorant self obsessed dross,mindless fucks that would be playing with their I Phones as Hitler marched into Poland.
    That fucking pariah,The Parasitic Entity,namely The Parasitic States of America has infected the planet with vulgarity and ignorance.
    Tell you something today I want to go to The Elysee look in Hollande's eyes and say you and I c... more >>

  • Re: Has Chris Hepburn join this intelligential swamp? by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 18-Feb-2017
    Colin Henderson if the Solicitor I am trying to find,as I said the one pissant law firm in Ulverston could not be bothered helping,the others website is down,not one of the scumbags and historically local cllr's are vile and full of their self importance however not one could be bothered to help.
    I also emailed 652 Chimps in Parliament,only a few names I remember,fakes like Kaufmann,Hoey,Abbott,S... more >>

  • Re: Has Chris Hepburn join this intelligential swamp? by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 18-Feb-2017
    Different day, same old shit.

  • Re: Has Chris Hepburn join this intelligential swamp? by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 18-Feb-2017
    Please if anybody has Darren's or Colin's email,I will be posting nothing else,however the dumb f.uck above me proves my point.
    However I would love to be a dumb fuck like him,he will never get hurt and will be happy as long as he has beer,pies and football.
    I want to be that fucking dumb rather than a fucked up intellectual.
    I have nothing else to say,The Northern Monkey above me speaks to the... more >>

  • Re: Has Chris Hepburn join this intelligential swamp? by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 18-Feb-2017
    Darren and Colin both read this forum. Both have indicated that their contact details should not, under any circumstances, be made available to you, they were unanimous in wishing that you would foad.

  • Re: Has Chris Hepburn join this intelligential swamp? by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 18-Feb-2017
    Good Morning Chris,how can I help is beyond you.
    I will not engage the vile and the vulgar,I say this for the last time if anybody reading this has Darren's or Colin's email addr please be so kind as to email it to me LOSTSOMEWHERE@PROTONMAIL.COM

  • Re: Has Chris Hepburn join this intelligential swamp? by Fray Bentos (Member 10255495) on 18-Feb-2017
    http://variety.com/2013/biz/news/peter-bart-
    By heck! This fella is a busy little toe rag is he not...
    impersonator-has-been-subject-of-criminal-complaints-1200492107/

    https://egocode.wordpress.com/2010/01/06/emails-from-crazy-people-now-60-percent-more-crazy-since-elizabeth-gracen-... more >>

  • Re: Has Chris Hepburn join this intelligential swamp? by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 18-Feb-2017
    If you are going to quote at least quote somebody intelligent maybe Andre Bazin,not a fucking chimp sack of shit like Peter Bart that writes like shit and doffs his cap to the major studios.
    I got a punch in the head from my Father,there is a sack of shit that owns PMC whos father bought it for him.
    Media has been destroyed by corp dross,I used to do a lot of Freelance Stuff for The Village Voic... more >>

  • Re: Has Chris Hepburn join this intelligential swamp? by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 18-Feb-2017
    I do not want to debate idiots,if anybody has Darren's email or Colin's please let me have them.
    LOSTSOMEWHERE@PROTONMAIL.COM and then you can get back to burning questions of the day like Pies,Football,Beer and the barmaids Tits.

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path going in by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 9-Feb-2017
went for a wander round the back of th`hoad the other day. a path is being laid from the top of chittery lane that meets up with the existing path.Wonder if it`s to provide wheelchair access or just a bit of mollycoddling for tourists? Be a bus stop next, and a starbucks.   
  • Re: path going in by early doors (Member 10235862) on 10-Feb-2017
    Now come on old lad ,you know we're not allowed to have a Starbucks in Ulverston ,nor a KFC or McD's.Nor in fact a decent supermarket. Change comes slowly to the old town.
    Be interesting to see what happens to the Midland Bank as was. Probably a bar/restaurant on the ground floor and flats above. Chattaway ?

  • Re: path going in by WiseOldDave (Member 10213768) on 10-Feb-2017
    Hmm I think the Burgh is doing well to be rid of those purveyors of filth and obesity to the flower of the town's childhood. Greggs is more than enough to fuck the kids over!

  • Re: path going in by early doors (Member 10235862) on 10-Feb-2017
    Quite agree WOD but the general point stands in my opinion.

  • Re: path going in by zap (Member 10216554) on 10-Feb-2017
    Mollycoddle? Tourists? I should bloody hope not. They come here with their whiny southern voices and tea shoppe mentalities.."oooh look Jocasta we can buy an artisan cottage for less than 250k. Shall we dahling..and fuck up what's left of the character and charm?" They can firk right off.

  • Re: path going in by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 11-Feb-2017
    Talking of artisan cottages, raggytache has one on his books, Duck Cottage up Union Lane, 75k ono. Seen stuff like that repaired and back on sale for double the purchase price on homes under the hammer, wish I could bricklay.

  • Re: path going in by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 11-Feb-2017
    And yeah, that goddam accent, so irritating, `er indoors calls me childish for mimicking it loudly within earshot of the creepy snottynosed twats, they sometimes turn round looking puzzled but I don`t think they get the point, or perhaps they don`t want to take issue with a clearly deranged local imbecile

  • Re: path going in by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 11-Feb-2017
    Dunno about the ginger one redeveloping the Midland bank but he has plans (passed) for a build in Priory Rd, he`s like dog shit, gets everywhere.

  • Re: path going in by chainsawman (Member 10162611) on 17-Feb-2017
    im back from the dead

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A590/Quebec St by churchwarden (Member 10239284) on 3-Feb-2017
Is it correct that there will be no right turning onto the A590 from the Swan after the works are finished?   
  • Re: A590/Quebec St by early doors (Member 10235862) on 3-Feb-2017
    I walked past there earlier today and wondered why three was a small island and maybe it was temporary. But having looked at plans online ,it is shown as permanent. Can't see the logic as the junction will have traffic signals. Unless they make the Swan St. exit a give-way only .

  • Re: A590/Quebec St by early doors (Member 10235862) on 3-Feb-2017
    ......error ,it's 'why there ' not why three

  • Re: A590/Quebec St by churchwarden (Member 10239284) on 3-Feb-2017
    So that's a no right turn from the A590 also? Making everyone have to go via Brewery St..

  • Re: A590/Quebec St by early doors (Member 10235862) on 3-Feb-2017
    No there IS a right turn lane from the A590 .Will try and post a link to the plan.

  • Re: A590/Quebec St by early doors (Member 10235862) on 3-Feb-2017
    http://www.cumbria.gov.uk/eLibrary/Content/Internet//536/6181/4271211257.pdf

    ( you can zoom in on the plan )

  • Re: A590/Quebec St by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 3-Feb-2017
    Believe it or not,the island in the middle of the road relates to His Normanness,The Rt Hon Norman Bishop-Rowe.
    Maybe I should not tell you this,however I assume you have signed the O.S.A?.
    Many Moons ago Norman was seconded from The Keystone Cops in Cumbria to The Surete Du Quebec to infiltrate the FLQ.
    His Normaness did just that and had a an affair with Rene Levesque.
    The island you refer t... more >>

  • Re: A590/Quebec St by churchwarden (Member 10239284) on 3-Feb-2017
    Are you still living under that Bridge in Paris, Blair

  • Re: A590/Quebec St by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 3-Feb-2017
    That was my slave name,I am not Tarquin Special Envoy to Zaphod Beeblebrox.

    Norman and I have a love nest in SW3.
    "She" Takes me to The Vauxhall Tavern and prances around to cerise leg warmers from Pineapple Dance,to "So Macho"
    However Cops from Norman's day talked common sense rather than the PC Drivel uttered by the morally bankrupt in Cumbria Constabulary today.
    I have been in touch with ... more >>

  • Re: A590/Quebec St by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 3-Feb-2017
    Overproduced commercial schlock from S.A.W with Stock Akai S1000 samples and a Simmons SDS9,however it "works" and great for showing off on a dance floor.
    Alas I can no longer do that,Fucked Up.
    Please if you have Darren's email ?.

  • Re: A590/Quebec St by churchwarden (Member 10239284) on 3-Feb-2017
    You were always a fucking idiot at School.. The years have not helped you..

  • Re: A590/Quebec St by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 3-Feb-2017
    Being an idiot is a gift,ones intellectual and emotional eco system is so safe and small.
    Please do you have Darren's email?.

  • Re: A590/Quebec St by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 3-Feb-2017
    I would give my Grannies wooden leg to be an idiot rather than a fucked up intellectual.
    I am just trying to touch base with Darren,must be 15 years since I saw him,but a good guy.

  • Re: A590/Quebec St by churchwarden (Member 10239284) on 3-Feb-2017
    You are adopted anyway .. so why the still link to Ulverston ..

  • Re: A590/Quebec St by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 3-Feb-2017
    Trying to find Darren thats all

  • Re: A590/Quebec St by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 3-Feb-2017
    There is no link,frankly I am disgusted with people,I must have emailed over 30 people I once knew and not one could do kindness,just trying to find Darren,we were good friends once,turning this off please if you have Darrens email let me have it.

  • Re: A590/Quebec St by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 4-Feb-2017
    Please if you have Darren's email.
    Last I knew he owned a bar in Barrow but left.
    Tell you what is sad,if I was to get my money back I would have a box full of emails with remember me I lent you my pogo stick when we were 12 GIVE ME GIVE ME.
    All such people will get from me would be insults along the lines of where were you when I needed help.
    America has infected the planet with ignorance,sel... more >>

  • Re: A590/Quebec St by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 4-Feb-2017
    Difficult to say, I can see what could be a "turn" arrow indicating a right turn into Swan st, but it isn`t very clear,a lot of traffic comes up Swan st so it would be a strange decision to close it off, re-routing it up brewery street might incur the wrath of pickers, he is dead against traffic in fountain street/hart street. It`s all too little too late if you ask me, and in any case, a road tha... more >>

  • Re: A590/Quebec St by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 4-Feb-2017
    Churchwarden,
    Please if you know me let me have Darren's email addr.
    I will fake levity to make a point.
    Today I would like to buy a DB9 Volante,however pointless where ever I drive all I will find are more assholes.
    I would also like too punch out that cracker sack of rapist shit Clinton,even if I got past his CQP detail I would end up in jail.
    I also wish Scarlett Johanson would sit on my f... more >>

  • Re: A590/Quebec St by early doors (Member 10235862) on 4-Feb-2017
    The left turn from Swan St. and the right turn into Swan St. were in use today. Difficult to see the right turn among all the cones but it's there. I posted a link to the plans already.

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Ulverston dog shit crisis by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 24-Jan-2017
Bishop-Rowe steps in   
  • Re: Ulverston dog shit crisis by early doors (Member 10235862) on 24-Jan-2017
    Crap joke.

  • Re: Ulverston dog shit crisis by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 31-Jan-2017
    Be still my heart,Norman is hotter than Odysseus.
    I never knew I was a raging homosexual until I glanced upon Norman waxing his mustache under a harvest moon.
    I fought the urge to masturbate whilst singing Modern Major General.
    However I digress,does anybody have Darren Healey's email addr?.

  • Re: Ulverston dog shit crisis by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 1-Feb-2017
    More dog shit.

  • Re: Ulverston dog shit crisis by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 1-Feb-2017
    Do you have Darren's email addr?

  • Re: Ulverston dog shit crisis by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 1-Feb-2017
    I will never forget my schlong was turned into the 2 harmonic of an old transmitter on Winter Hill.
    Every time His Normanness walked past me.
    Our song played "Sometimes When We Touch " played.
    All joking to one side,if anybody has Darren's email please be so kind as to let me have it.

  • Re: Ulverston dog shit crisis by early doors (Member 10235862) on 1-Feb-2017
    Just fuck off.

  • Re: Ulverston dog shit crisis by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 1-Feb-2017
    I find a certain onomatopoeic charm in your words,are you a poet?.
    I will fuck off,however I would like to fuck off with Darren's email addr if you have it?.

  • Re: Ulverston dog shit crisis by twister (Member 10266532) on 2-Feb-2017
    Made me laugh anyway.

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20mph limit by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 19-Jan-2017
Am I the only one who thinks this is a case of if it ain`t broke don`t fix it ? I see a stretch of the 590 is also included, our " bypass" where you will be lucky to do 10mph most of the time. I`m all for accident prevention but this is another example of pickers wasting our money. Perhaps they just want peace and quiet whilst snoozing away in the posh new office, (aka the old bogs)   
  • Re: 20mph limit by early doors (Member 10235862) on 19-Jan-2017
    I'm pretty sure the A590 is not included even though it's shown on the plan. The HA wouldn't approve it anyway. The roads in town are a different matter but who is going to enforce the 20mph limit ? Nobody.
    I doubt it would work without a few speed bumps though. Probably never happen anyway ,this is Ulverston remember.

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Wtf by zap (Member 10216554) on 15-Jan-2017
Tne red cross says our health service equates to a "humanitarian crisis". Cancer procedures, they say, are being cancelled/postponed. Yet 13 billions are being sent abroad. Madness, utter 100% insanity. Just saying
  
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Robinsons by early doors (Member 10235862) on 9-Jan-2017
Now there's a surprise. Only about 4 years after opening,Robinsons are closing their depot at Backbarrow due to falling demand. Brew some decent beer then !
And still no sign of any movement at the old brewery ?
  
  • Re: Robinsons by zap (Member 10216554) on 13-Jan-2017
    After much discussion in our quaint tavernes..the consensus is with you ED. I.E. if Robinsons brewed half decent beer then demand might be higher! Several pubs in town now offer a selection of excellent beers which Robinsons just can't compete with.

  • Re: Robinsons by early doors (Member 10235862) on 13-Jan-2017
    Aye zap ,there is some cracking beer around these days.

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Murder most foul???? by WiseOldDave (Member 10213768) on 1-Jan-2017
Loads of cops, ambulance, CSI van outside a house on Mountbarrow at lunchtime. Anyone got the lowdown as to what's gone on?   
  • Re: Murder most foul???? by early doors (Member 10235862) on 1-Jan-2017
    Filming a new series of CSI Ulverston ?

  • Re: Murder most foul???? by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 2-Jan-2017
    Nowt int` liar about it, still, not surprised really, liar is only 9 til 5 mon to friday.

  • Re: Murder most foul???? by zap (Member 10216554) on 2-Jan-2017
    And it didn't happen in Maryport

  • Re: Murder most foul???? by early doors (Member 10235862) on 2-Jan-2017
    reet marra

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Darren Healey by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 29-Dec-2016
Does anybody have Darren Healey's Email address and Square Head's,John Wilsons?.
  
  • Re: Darren Healey by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 30-Dec-2016
    dh/co/market street christmas tree, horsehead c/o fisher`s stables

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Season's greetings by early doors (Member 10235862) on 24-Dec-2016
Compliments of the season to all worthy gentlemen of this parish ,though we seem to be dwindling in numbers.
Weather permitting ,Mrs ED and I may venture forth later to a few selected inns. Speaking of which ,the number of acceptable hostelries has also dwindled .Farmers ,Rose ,Kings and Mill is about it these days .
  
  • Re: Season's greetings by early doors (Member 10235862) on 24-Dec-2016
    .........oh and the Kings is only borderline acceptable. And Jim S. has gone ,RIP old lad.

  • Re: Season's greetings by WiseOldDave (Member 10213768) on 24-Dec-2016
    Merry Christmas one and all!I ventured out into the innes on Thursday night with friends. The "knobhead of the night" competition was in full sway and thus turned the evening to somewhat of an endurance test.

  • Re: Season's greetings by zap (Member 10216554) on 24-Dec-2016
    Same here God bless us one and all.

  • Re: Season's greetings by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 24-Dec-2016
    Aye, seasons greetings to all. I remember back in the day pubs would get so full the front door would close, trying to get to the loo in the hope was a hell of a struggle (seedy pete era}.

  • Re: Season's greetings by zap (Member 10216554) on 25-Dec-2016
    Aah Peter. Used to shout out "its a pub not a rugby club!" Days of yore.

  • Re: Season's greetings by early doors (Member 10235862) on 25-Dec-2016
    ........aye when pubs were for drinking instead of eating. Now they want you to pay £6 for a sarnie and £13 for fish and chips.

  • Re: Season's greetings by zap (Member 10216554) on 25-Dec-2016
    Aye. And more often than not the Rose stinks like a Dogger Bank trawler. Eeurgh.

  • Re: Season's greetings by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 25-Dec-2016
    aye.one of my pet hates, pubs that stink of stale food. never happened it the globe in Ronnie Browns day. dogs yeah, food no

  • Re: Season's greetings by zap (Member 10216554) on 26-Dec-2016
    I can see him now in his waistcoat shouting over t'bar coz you'd slipped up and sworn..."none o that pit language in here lad".

  • Re: Season's greetings by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 26-Dec-2016
    and "next orders please,we`re doing nowt behind the bar"

  • Re: Season's greetings by zap (Member 10216554) on 26-Dec-2016
    And the ever loyal Lily by his side. Think Dolly might have worked there for a spell too. I know we moan and we can't have yesterday back but, as said earlier, the town's pubs today are, by and large, shite.

  • Re: Season's greetings by zap (Member 10216554) on 26-Dec-2016
    I heard on good authority that Weatherspoons have no interest in the old Midland Bank.hopefully the building will be listed so nobody can firk up the exterior too much. That corner is bad enough as it is.

  • Re: Season's greetings by early doors (Member 10235862) on 26-Dec-2016
    The bank is indeed listed.........

    SD2878 NEW MARKET STREET
    626-1/3/95 (West side)
    Midla... more >>

  • Re: Season's greetings by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 26-Dec-2016
    lily ?you got to call her lily? I wouldn`t was have dared, it was always mrs.brown.I think he took the globe as a sort of semi retirement but of course it became hugely popular.

  • Re: Season's greetings by zap (Member 10216554) on 26-Dec-2016
    Haha. That was just retrospective familiarity! Yea, it was always Mrs Brown. I think Ronnie retired and went to be Colonel Hartley's " batman" over Yealand/Warton way.

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MacDonalds by WiseOldDave (Member 10213768) on 21-Dec-2016
I hear a rumour that that purveyor of terminal obesity will move in to the former HSBC building?
Just what the kids need. Greggs for starters, a shitburger for mains.They're fucked!!
  
  • Re: MacDonalds by early doors (Member 10235862) on 21-Dec-2016
    Cool story bro. Get down wiv da kids to Maccy D's init.

  • Re: MacDonalds by zap (Member 10216554) on 21-Dec-2016
    As i often opine in these hallowed columns..no wonder kids are hyped up eating e-number crapola ex Greggs. McDonalds??? Noooooo! (Thats a no not Scottish)

  • Re: MacDonalds by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 29-Dec-2016
    Ye Gods,Bumpkins that Opine.
    Guess Santa brought you Roget's,Does anybody have Darren Healey's Email address?.

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Glaxo by ilikeeatingthings (Member 10161876) on 19-Dec-2016
Is this the reason behind the supermarket and hotel delay?

http://www.nwemail.co.uk/news/ulverston/EXCLUSIVE-Drug-firms-350m-investment-in-Ulverston-being-revisited-9f0a6c29-e7dd-4873-b865-f5b75326d30d-ds
  
  • Re: Glaxo by early doors (Member 10235862) on 19-Dec-2016
    I very much doubt it. The supermarket has been ''delayed '' since before GSK was announced in the first place. Premier Inn know they would get decent occupancy rates even without the GSK contractors.
    I'll bet you we get a Premier Inn before any supermarket though.

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OLD Ulverston by churchwarden (Member 10239284) on 16-Dec-2016
Have you had a look at this Facebook page lads... I've not been on here in a bit... good to be back..   
  • Re: OLD Ulverston by zap (Member 10216554) on 17-Dec-2016
    I quite often have a look on there CW, Its nice to look back on the town before it became a suburb of Weybridge!

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Shopping by zap (Member 10216554) on 14-Dec-2016
Have you gentleman been of good cheer this Yuletide and patronised Special Town's individual and unique emporia in search of that special gift for a loved one? Maybe a gaily coloured insurance policy for Aunty Doris, a blue rinse for yer mam, a terraced "cottage", a water colour of well known local lake..buttermere, or just a pound of quirk. I haven't.   
  • Re: Shopping by early doors (Member 10235862) on 14-Dec-2016
    Bought some perfume for 'er indoors - which is the first non-food item I've bought in town this year. Everything else from Barrovia or online.

  • Re: Shopping by zap (Member 10216554) on 14-Dec-2016
    Well its a bugger..I couldn't get a pink hare statue or a paperback (we can order it for you) so I effed of to our county town.theres some great ale in Lancaster and one or two half decent shops!

  • Re: Shopping by WiseOldDave (Member 10213768) on 15-Dec-2016
    I had my eye on a nice portrait of a hare, but some bastard got in before me....it's hell out there!!

  • Re: Shopping by WiseOldDave (Member 10213768) on 17-Dec-2016
    Whilst perusing our bustling market today, I thought about calling in for a spinach juice in our trendy new cafe, cum juice bar....t'was only a thought that quickly escaped me!!

  • Re: Shopping by early doors (Member 10235862) on 17-Dec-2016
    Cum juice ? Kinell !!

  • Re: Shopping by zap (Member 10216554) on 18-Dec-2016
    I walked past there WOD and the thought struck me.."just what the town needs"..alomg with Turkish barbers and a shop that sells painted cobblers' lasts. You can't have too many of them.

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more new houses by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 8-Dec-2016
92 houses to be built on land that is at the moment west end nurseries. I didn`t think they owned so much land, hope it puts a smile on his miserable face.   
  • Re: more new houses by early doors (Member 10235862) on 9-Dec-2016
    http://www.thewestmorlandgazette.co.uk/news/14952392.Have_your_say_on_Ulverston_homes_scheme/

  • Re: more new houses by early doors (Member 10235862) on 11-Dec-2016
    Meanwhile,this is the most exciting news of the week in our lovely town........

    Ulverston fish-and-chip shop Chippy Bank, of King Street, seeks consent for two wall-mounted condensers

    A POPULAR Ulverston fish-and-chip shop is seeking listed building consent to place two condensers on the premises' ba... more >>

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ignorant twats by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 6-Dec-2016
Those absolute pillocks that drive into a yellow hatched area knowing there is little likelihood of their getting out before the lights change. Even worse at the moment with the 590 road works. Police in attendance it said int` liar. Well, I never saw them.   
  • Re: ignorant twats by WiseOldDave (Member 10213768) on 6-Dec-2016
    In the land of the permanent red light, the walking man is king!
    In my travels today I have witnessed some of the most shockingly bad driving I have ever witnessed...well worthy of a prime slot on Road Wars.
    I congratulate the Highways Agency on the destruction of civilisation as we once knew it!

  • Re: ignorant twats by early doors (Member 10235862) on 6-Dec-2016
    I did warn worthy gentlemen of this parish some weeks ago. Basically the HA don't give a fuck about Furness. The Quebec St. job was meant to be done in summer but was put back to coincide with Lindal . Ha.

  • Re: ignorant twats by WiseOldDave (Member 10213768) on 7-Dec-2016
    The usual epithets from the council, apologies, necessary work etc etc...but...they're not looking at the timing of the lights, giving equal time slots to the side streets as the main road? FFS, how hard can it be?? Plus, the backlog goes through a further three sets of lights whose timing is now all to fuck, and town is clogged up as well!
    The question is:- work during the day, you get 6 hours o... more >>

  • Re: ignorant twats by WiseOldDave (Member 10213768) on 7-Dec-2016
    8 hours

  • Re: ignorant twats by early doors (Member 10235862) on 7-Dec-2016
    Agreed WOD ,the phasing of the lights is all to cock. This particular part of the work to install ducts is timed to be completed by Friday p.m. Not sure what comes next.

  • Re: ignorant twats by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 7-Dec-2016
    Can`t help thinking they are polishing a turd. No amount of traffic lights, roundabouts, filters, pinch points or speed limits will make correct a flawed decision. The fact is ulverston now has a ludicrous "bypass" that goes right through the town.

  • Re: ignorant twats by early doors (Member 10235862) on 7-Dec-2016
    We've had said 'bypass ' for nearly 50 years mate.

  • Re: ignorant twats by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 8-Dec-2016
    it must be due for replacement then, just think how much traffic has increased in the last fifty years, installing new central reservations etc will not make it any better.

  • Re: ignorant twats by early doors (Member 10235862) on 8-Dec-2016
    Aye RR.
    Biggest mistake in the history of Ooston. Back in the 60's the people with influence thought a bypass would ruin the town. In fact it would have made it.
    Now much of the land on the old bypass route has been built over.

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dellow by ulverstonian (Member 10191731) on 28-Nov-2016
Post on facebook saying Dellow passed away

R.I.P
  
  • Re: dellow by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 28-Nov-2016
    It`s over for you now Geoff,God bless and welcome you.

  • Re: dellow by early doors (Member 10235862) on 28-Nov-2016
    Aye.

  • Re: dellow by zap (Member 10216554) on 28-Nov-2016
    RIP Smiter. Nobody can ever say you didn't try.

  • Re: dellow by Fray Bentos (Member 10255495) on 28-Nov-2016
    Indeed. RIP. The world is a slightly saner but poorer place without him...

  • Re: dellow by WiseOldDave (Member 10213768) on 30-Nov-2016
    RIP auld lad

  • Re: dellow by WiseOldDave (Member 10213768) on 30-Nov-2016
    RIP auld lad

  • Re: dellow by blueherring (Member 10198877) on 7-Dec-2016
    rip geoff. may the pavements always be properly maintained wherever you are.

  • Re: dellow by trident (Member 10271783) on 7-Dec-2016
    RIP Geoff, gone but will never be forgotten

  • Re: dellow by ulverstonian (Member 10191731) on 9-Dec-2016
    DELLOW, Geoff - Geoff died on Friday, November 25, he had 81 years, of very full life and passed away peacefully at home after a short illness. He was the loving husband and best friend of Christine, a dad, grandad and very good friend to many. A Memorial gathering will be held in Neville Street Methodist Church on Tuesday, December 13, at 2.30pm. Please send donations, in place of flowers to St ... more >>

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Ford Park Bistro by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 18-Nov-2016
To the bistro last night for the new chef`s official introduction evening. Really good night, food was excellent, staff pleasant and attentive and place nearly full. Didn`t see many of our local hoi polloi though, the likes of pickers etc were no show. Thanks for the support feller.   
  • Re: Ford Park Bistro by early doors (Member 10235862) on 19-Nov-2016
    Doubt if Pickers would like to be regarded as one of the common people. Or do you misunderstand the term hoi polloi ?

  • Re: Ford Park Bistro by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 19-Nov-2016
    I thought the hoi polloi were the toffs,correct me if I am wrong!

  • Re: Ford Park Bistro by early doors (Member 10235862) on 19-Nov-2016
    The hoi polloi are the masses ,the general public. You and I mate.

  • Re: Ford Park Bistro by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 22-Nov-2016
    thankyou kind sir, I now stand corrected!Also had lunch at the Bici café, just a bacon buttie but very nice, friendly staff and nice and warm.

  • Re: Ford Park Bistro by early doors (Member 10235862) on 22-Nov-2016
    You get out and about - I think you should be appointed restaurant critic on this forum .

  • Re: Ford Park Bistro by zap (Member 10216554) on 22-Nov-2016
    You could start with the Dickensian Soup Kitchen the left bank are holding on Saturday.

  • Re: Ford Park Bistro by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 23-Nov-2016
    Well I might just give it a try zap, I usually steer clear of the dick`ead but in the interests of my fellow bon viveurs I might make an exception. I do hope it is something more than standing on the cold, wet, windy pavement and drinking out of a polystyrene cup though.

  • Re: Ford Park Bistro by zap (Member 10216554) on 23-Nov-2016
    Bread and soup as I understand it. You get to signal your virtue, display your compassion, blah blah for a very reasonable £1.50. Guess it goes towards combatting those nasty racist mysogynist little Englanders. Enjoy!!

  • Re: Ford Park Bistro by ilikeeatingthings (Member 10161876) on 24-Nov-2016
    I hope it fucking rains

  • Re: Ford Park Bistro by early doors (Member 10235862) on 24-Nov-2016
    Unlike all you miserable fucks on here I actually like the Dickensian. Just ignore Ralphy and his cronies.

  • Re: Ford Park Bistro by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 24-Nov-2016
    Bit hard to ignore him when he`s wearing his gay hussar outfit, not keen on these events mesen, too much money leaves town. I know most of the shopkeepers complain about takings being down. The ginger one excepted of course.

  • Re: Ford Park Bistro by zap (Member 10216554) on 24-Nov-2016
    Am with you on that RR. I'd guess the bulk of the money spent this weekend will leave the town. Even in the pubs the money spent on old and filthy will end up in Stockport or elsewhere.

  • Re: Ford Park Bistro by early doors (Member 10235862) on 24-Nov-2016
    ........and if the money stayed in town would it end up in OUR pockets ? There's nothing stopping any local trader from renting a stall and if our local shops can't make money from an extra 10,000 people they should pack up.

  • Re: Ford Park Bistro by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 24-Nov-2016
    Yeah but our shopkeepers are there all year round, open in foul weather, knowing that takings will be thin. The stallholders appear like vultures, clean up then bugger off back to Chorlton cum Hardy or wherever.

  • Re: Ford Park Bistro by early doors (Member 10235862) on 24-Nov-2016
    Not sure what point you're trying to make. If ,as you say ,shop takings are down when 1000's of extra people are in town the shopkeepers are failing to take advantage .
    I'll bet all the pubs and caffs do well ,plus Tesco , Co-op ,Greggs etc. Which local shops do you mean ?

  • Re: Ford Park Bistro by zap (Member 10216554) on 25-Nov-2016
    I don't have the figures so can only guess that the vast majority of tomorrow's throng won't be here to get their hair done, buy a house or otherwise contribute to the "local" economy. I just think that the whole thing is delusional, vis a vis the concept that Ulverston is "thriving", its only 2 days of hustle and bustle, there's another 363 to be considered.

  • Re: Ford Park Bistro by early doors (Member 10235862) on 25-Nov-2016
    I don't get the negativity .

  • Re: Ford Park Bistro by zap (Member 10216554) on 25-Nov-2016
    Just voicing an alternative view. There's another view, very prevalent in town, that if you dare question the desirability/value of the various festivals then you are some sort of spoil sport! If pressed i'd have to say that the Dickfest is probably the best festival. I just don't get the endlessly repeated mantra that its "good for the town".

  • Re: Ford Park Bistro by early doors (Member 10235862) on 25-Nov-2016
    Fair enough old lad and I may say the Dickens is the only one I like - can't stand lantern ,flag etc. and the carnival is ruined by pissheads.
    It's a pity the market has declined so much ,it used to bring people in weekly. Maybe some of this weekend's traders could be persuaded to come more often if they got incentives ?

  • Re: Ford Park Bistro by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 25-Nov-2016
    What happened first, the customers stopped using the market or the stallholders stopped coming? It simply had it`s day if you ask me. What do you actually miss about the market? Goods are now available seven days a week, and damn near round the clock. I might just have a look round tomorrow and do a bit of a census, I think I can confidently predict my dosh will remain in my pocket.

  • Re: Ford Park Bistro by early doors (Member 10235862) on 25-Nov-2016
    What I miss is that the market gave a bit of buzz to the town and some stallholders were characters. Had it's day probably ,as you say . The town is now just a feeding station and dormitory now. Even house prices in the better parts of Barrovia are overtaking Ulverston now.

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A590 by early doors (Member 10235862) on 14-Nov-2016
Anyone looking forward to the impending chaos ?
Works starts next week on Quebec St. junction ,followed by Lowfield Bridge the week after. The queue from Lindal will probably reach Ulverston and Tank Square will be gridlocked .
Don't bother going the Coast road ,there's 3 sets of roadworks already.
  
  • Re: A590 by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 16-Nov-2016
    Went to barrovia last night via the coast road. What are they doing? the road works have been progressing slowly towards ulverston for months now. Is it an escape tunnel for barrovians?

  • Re: A590 by WiseOldDave (Member 10213768) on 16-Nov-2016
    It can't be true...there 's a big fuck off sign that says "36 mins to M6". They wouldn't have erected that sign costing hundreds of thousands and weeks of disruption just to tell us lies? Would they?

  • Re: A590 by early doors (Member 10235862) on 16-Nov-2016
    Kinell WOD ,thought you'd gone into hibernation.

  • Re: A590 by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 16-Nov-2016
    And he isn`t the only one, we could do with a bit more input from some of our previous stalwarts.

  • Re: A590 by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 16-Nov-2016
    Except him from under the bridge.

  • Re: A590 by zap (Member 10216554) on 16-Nov-2016
    Well I would have posted but really couldn't think of owt fresh to moan about other than the usual stuff. You know...pretentious offcomers, the extreme and continuing shiteness of the Liar, the desecration of our gracious boulevards and traditional innes by shit fer brains knuckledraggers every weekend,the howls from the Left Bank following Brexit, and when are they going to build that firkin hotel etc etc.

  • Re: A590 by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 17-Nov-2016
    Just glanced at the proposed "improvements" to the A590 and the proliferation of traffic lights. We need an Ulverston bypass. It should connect Melton with Lindale in a straight line. Failing that, a barrage.

  • Re: A590 by WiseOldDave (Member 10213768) on 17-Nov-2016
    Aye, I've settled in me dotage and failing,pretty much, to get over excited about much...a kind of couldn't give a flying fuck about owt kinda thing?
    I saw Dellow int surgery t'other week, he looked about fucked, poor bugger!Shame cos he was the source of much debacle and debate...will we ever see his like again I wonder?
    Speaking of barrages, they sould put temp ones up at the train station and... more >>

  • Re: A590 by WiseOldDave (Member 10213768) on 17-Nov-2016
    Agree about roadworks too...it's gonna be months if congestion to put traffic lights everywhere, and what will we get? Even more feckin congestion! It'll be quicker to walk!!

  • Re: A590 by early doors (Member 10235862) on 17-Nov-2016
    The traffic lights at Quebec St. and NL Road will assist people turning out onto A590 but will inevitably delay traffic on the main road. I think it's quite a good idea to SLOW the traffic through town . HGV's charging down County Road is quite worrying at times.
    The bypass could and should have been built in the 60's and most of us know that two alternatives were presented . The Ulverston busin... more >>

  • Re: A590 by WiseOldDave (Member 10213768) on 17-Nov-2016
    Thanks ed

  • Re: A590 by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 17-Nov-2016
    I was thinking about the Dellow just this morning, wondering if he was still with us.

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