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Lastly Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 27-Apr-2017
I have been in an internet cafe all night,cheap rate from 22.00 to 10 am,only 80 cents an hour.
I have said in before this is my last posting here,I firmly believe I have more chance of fucking Scarlet Johansson that finding anybody with kindness and integrity within your awful town.
Again maybe I am a lunatic,however maybe I am not,I will be loyal those that aided me until the day I die,only 3... more >>
  
  • Re: Lastly Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 27-Apr-2017
    There is a book shop called Samuel French,I have an asshole from there trying to start an email fight.
    The book shop is closing down,murdered by Property Developer Scum.
    I say good riddance,Karma,they said to me by their lack of integrity and compassion Fuck off and die Chris.
    I say to them " Would you like fries with that" when it becomes a Macdonald's.
    I also have an asshole from UNESCO tryi... more >>

  • Re: Lastly Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 27-Apr-2017
    Lastly Rampage and Scouts Honor and all of that this is my last posting here.
    If a Fairy Godmother said I could do anything today in France,I mean anything.
    My request would be a simple one,I kick the crap out of Hollande.
    I the fucked up guy could treat no living thing the way France has treated me.
    Even in my darkest hour I could treat no living thing the way France has treated me.
    28 mins ... more >>

  • Re: Lastly Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 27-Apr-2017
    Lastly before I leave,I only know of 2 corrupt charities RSF and CPJ.
    However so many charities are a fucking waste of money.
    Look at Amnesty International,utterly pointless,it exists so Guardian Readers can give them money to them to atone for their middle class guilt complex.
    Amnesty does nothing to help anybody they just author banal report after banal report,and their CEO is a sack of shit ... more >>

  • Re: Lastly Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 27-Apr-2017
    Lastly,just looked it up,That sack of shit Salil Shetty the CEO of Amnesty International takes a salary of 210 k Pounds that is that is 210,000 a year.
    How the fuck he sleeps is beyond me,he should be fucking ashamed on himself.
    Those Amnesty Chimps that collect on the streets are being paid min wage,and people give money so that sack of shit takes a 210k a year.
    Out of here,Rampage Good Bye you know where I am.

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Lastly Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 26-Apr-2017
I am here this week in the mornings as my Alter is busy,however this is the last time I will be posting here,I do hope I can share my Smarties with you,if I get them back.
I have a though for you.
I do not want to insult the man due to his idiopathic medical condition,namely that he is an asshole.
I refer to Sadiq Kahn the Mayor of London,his parents made it off the banana boat but he could not... more >>
  
  • Re: Lastly Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 26-Apr-2017
    Going back to my perch,before I go a thought.
    The Lady Herself,I knew her and was welcome on the Ave Montaigne.
    Towards the end,she was in a lot of pain and would drift in and out also drinking a lot.
    However as a little old lady she still had class and would have stood up for what is right.
    Some say Von Sternberg maid her,I bed to differ she made him.
    I know this if she was still alive today... more >>

  • Re: Lastly Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 26-Apr-2017
    OUT OF HERE
    HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU RAMPAGE.
    LOSTSOMEWHERE@PROTONMAIL.COM

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Finally by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 25-Apr-2017
Finally passing by in an internet cafe,my alter has been busy.
I just emailed some of Lloyd-Weber's Chimps.
What the fuck could I possibly know a homeless wretch.
I know lloyd-Weber should be fucking ashamed of himself.
He is charging schools to put on his shows,that is fucking sick.
I am the fucked up guy but if I owned the copyright I would say to schools it is yours I am not going to c... more >>
  
  • Re: Finally by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 25-Apr-2017
    Lastly Rampage,
    I am not being nasty,however you know something,if I had a warehouse full of smarties and Nigel,Darren and Turkeys son were starving to death I would watch them starve to death before I gave them any smarties.
    If you think I am being cruel,what did their words or rather lack of words say to me Rampage.
    they said "Fuck Off and die Chris"
    A guy in France Jean-Pierre if I get my m... more >>

  • Re: Finally by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 25-Apr-2017
    Back to my perch.

  • Re: Finally by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 25-Apr-2017
    4 months ago was the last time I could even relax for a moment,I was tweaking my CB2 Receptor after a guy dropped 3 or 4 grams of hash in my cup.
    I remember as the name Havelock Ellis popped intro my head,hence my current Nom De Guerre.
    He was a strange puppy.
    OUT OF HERE BACK TO MY PERCH

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Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 24-Apr-2017
I am leaving here in 90 mins,back to my perch at 122 Blvd St Germain a cross between a Hogarthian Wretch and a Delacroix Wretch.
I will continue with my Smarties Metaphor.
If I had lots of Smarties I would like to share them with nice people,sitting alone eating smarties is boring,fucking bimbo's that only want you for your smarties would become boring.
If I had lots of Smarties I want to share... more >>
  
  • Re: Rampage by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 24-Apr-2017
    Are you actively pursuing the return of your money Chris? it has been out of your possession for some time now and my guess is much of it will have been spirited away. Perhaps you could embark on a mission to create a second fortune, surely be more interesting than sitting in front of a wheelie bin holding your hand out ? Although I guess that will have it`s moments, what with the current fad for ... more >>

  • Re: Rampage by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 24-Apr-2017
    p.s. 121.5 mhz is due to be turned off Chris, so don`t rely on it!

  • Re: Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 24-Apr-2017
    I live on the streets,how can I create anything,I have lots of chuckles re who I am pretending to be at the moment.
    However not a single how can I help.
    I cannot even have mail delivered,cannot addr it to 3 rd wretch of the left.

  • Re: Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 24-Apr-2017
    I am pretending to be this fucking fake from The Guardian,I can send you the email my alter is sending as her,it will give you a chuckle.
    I have lots of emails back,ha ha ha Chris or from those that do not know me That is funny who is this,some even think I am the person I am pretending to be.
    However not a soul said how can I help.
    if this broke it would go global in days,I am nobody,Gracen is... more >>

  • Re: Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 24-Apr-2017
    121.5 going? no VHF Air anymore,scary if somebody is in trouble and do not have UHF.

  • Re: Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 24-Apr-2017
    Also I have been blacklisted everywhere,easy ways to make money writing crap for TV,Nobody in The Cesspool By The Sea will go near me.
    Also taking shit for Ad Agency's,again blacklisted.
    I know loopholes in banking to get 5 k here and 10 k there kind of thing.
    However been blacklisted,could grift in another name,then it becomes illegal rather than civil.
    Leaving here in 20 mins.

  • Re: Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 24-Apr-2017
    Years ago,5 or 6 had one asshole,Darren Edwards say he would help,I arrive I am sleeping under the bridge on the canal,he fucked off to Manila and his child bride.
    Another guy,I will not call him names,Andrew Makin,not playing with a full deck.
    Running The Ulverston Conspiracy Theory Guild.
    Guess he had a drink in him said he would help,then went quiet and reappeared as an Armchair General on F... more >>

  • Re: Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 24-Apr-2017
    Talking about 121.5 MHZ,expect an air exclusion zone around The Elysee.
    I do not understand FBW,a DC3 Cargo full of shit.
    Biggles Scarf and opening the doors and dropping a payload of horse shit on the Elysee as I shout to Hollande Nique Ta Mere.
    I hate that fucking man.

  • Re: Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 24-Apr-2017
    LOSTSOMEWHERE@PROTONMAIL.COM
    SMS + 33 6 6994 2204
    Out of here,midday time to leave,do not even have 30 Euro for another night and Gracen has everything,that is my hate of that woman.
    Faking Gallows Humor,I see on the news Carla Bruni looks good for her age.
    Maybe I should pop over and fuck her,I feel left out,I am one of only a handful of single hetrosexual males that has not fucked her.

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Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 23-Apr-2017
I will leave you with levity,turning this off.
It is morning in Convictville.
My alter is taking the advice of ATT and reaching out and touching somebody.
I have wonderful news for you,Mary Fairfax and Lee Lin Chin want you to join them for a 3 way.
I am faking levity.
All that keeps me breathing is my hatred ... more >>
  
  • Re: Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 23-Apr-2017
    I aways said only 3 things worth doing in Australia,getting stoned with Skippy,punching out Johnny Howard and seeing if Danni Minogue knows the works of Dr Kegel in Greek.
    However one thing Australian women have going for them is they can punch out 9 out of 10 people you do not like.
    Also they can open beer bottles with their clit.
    Over And Out Rampage,hope to hear from you.
    121.5 MHZ and all of that.

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Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 23-Apr-2017
I leave here at lunch tomorrow,however will check emails when I can and I should get SMS as that sim is in a phone where that batt lasts forever.
Please if you come across anybody with a job or a room.
  
  • Re: Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 23-Apr-2017
    How dumb the world has become,Le Pen in France has made it to the 2nd round.
    Ignorant vulgar woman who's banal racist rhetoric appeals to the mindless.
    SAD.

  • Re: Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 23-Apr-2017
    Turning this off Rampage,hope to hear from you.
    I fucking hate France,Le Pen getting through to the 2nd round proves how dumb France has become,de facto Americans.

  • Re: Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 23-Apr-2017
    I was wrong I thought they would elect the " Plastic Socialist" better the devil you know kind of thing.
    However one in 5 today said I am a moron and voted for Le Pen.
    Please Rampage is you hear of anything get in touch.
    You have my word if I get my money back I will do something nice for you,lets use the metaphor I will share my smarties with you.

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Traitors by zap (Member 10216554) on 23-Apr-2017
Today is St. George's Day. I note that the town is festooned in the usual rags made by the glitterati. The flagpole on Market Square is notably lacking in the Cross of St. George. What are the council thinking of? Irrelevant muppets.   
  • Re: Traitors by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 23-Apr-2017
    Diocletian kicked his ass.

  • Re: Traitors by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 23-Apr-2017
    2017,Surely we should be able to move on from the Jesus Drivel.
    My Alter is emailing everybody and their dog today.
    The Church of England has 13 Press Secretary's.
    That would feed a lot of hungry children.
    Widow Twankey,The Pope waves at people.
    Children are being abused all over the planet by RC Clergy due t a and grab re Council... more >>

  • Re: Traitors by zap (Member 10216554) on 23-Apr-2017
    Oh fuck off. And learn how to spell Havelock.

  • Re: Traitors by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 23-Apr-2017
    Yawn.

  • Re: Traitors by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 23-Apr-2017
    I am too fucked up to educate the mindless,however let me illustrate a civilized sentence.
    " Hello Chris,how are you today,can I do anything to help?"

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Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 23-Apr-2017
Rampage,
I am back on the streets tomorrow,however if you come across anybody with a job or a room please be so kind as to get in touch.
If I ever get my money back I will to employ a metaphor share my smarties with you.
You know those wackos The BNP their headquarters in Wigton.
Maybe I could get a job talking crap for the Fabian Society,so called voice of the people with a " pretty" addr is... more >>
  
  • Re: Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 23-Apr-2017
    LOSTSOMEWHERE@PROTONMAIL.COM
    SMS + 33 6 6994 2204

  • Re: Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 23-Apr-2017
    Tell you the world is fucked,General Election,that toxic bitch May,Thatcher wannabe or Corbyn " Danger Will Robinson Fake Approaching ".
    I will not be coming back here,just had a weekend in a 30 Euro a night hotel.
    Get in touch if you know words that used to be in vogue before The Parasitic States Of America infected the planet with vulgarity,self obsession,and ignorance.
    Words like Kindness,Co... more >>

  • Re: Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 23-Apr-2017
    I will leave you Rampage by faking levity.
    The Terminally Confused Party,sired by The Gang Of 4 after a crate of Newcastle Brown.
    Your MP Farrron is Il Duce of the Lib Dems.

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Paging Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 21-Apr-2017
I have a couple of last thoughts for you,however in my first message I will not mention what ails me,I will mention 2 things that I consider ail the world.
What they call "Social Media " almost does nott sounds nice,sounds as if it is something ran by a guy that looks like Denver Pyle from his garden shed.
However it is not,it is Corp Scum like Facebook and Twitter making millions dumbing down t... more >>
  
  • Re: Paging Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 21-Apr-2017
    I will tell you something sad,there is a place for sale in Venice and they said if I met asking they would throw in the furniture.
    Wonderful table with 14 seats.
    If I got my money back I would have liked to fill up those chairs with good and decent people that helped me.
    However in truth I would only need 3 chairs,one for Jean-Pierre,one for Carole and one for MPD Carl.
    The woman I talk abut f... more >>

  • Re: Paging Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 21-Apr-2017
    My question,if you come across anybody with a job or room please poing them in my direction.
    Even cleaning shit out of toilets is better than begging on the streets.
    I have one last thing to try over the weekend,it will get chuckles,I know I can write satire,but I used to use it as a hook to get people thinking.
    If you Google " First Rapist On The Moon " or Bill Clinton First Rapist On The Moon... more >>

  • Re: Paging Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 21-Apr-2017
    Tell you this,when I arrived in Paris 20 years ago to work on a novel I loved Paris.
    Now I fucking despise France,I could treat no living thing the way France has treated me.
    Truly I would give an arm and a leg to get into The Elysee to kick the crap out of Hollande.
    Toxic vulgar little man that always reminded me of Jourdain from Le Bourgeois Gentilhomme.
    Yes I am fucked up,however even in th... more >>

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M&S for oostun by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 20-Apr-2017
Noooo, anybody but them, what would be the point when there is a Booths. One of the reasons I don`t use M&S in barrovia is the lack of parking. The nearest Lidl is closing for a couple of months for refurbishing (Morecambe) so it`s going to be Aldi then.   
  • Re: M&S for oostun by early doors (Member 10235862) on 20-Apr-2017
    Looking forward to M&S Food. Miles better than Booths and certainly no dearer. Hope it's in town centre ......but where ? HSBC ?

  • Re: M&S for oostun by zap (Member 10216554) on 20-Apr-2017
    Unless they give it a thatched roof, build it in the "black and white" style and claim that Charles Dickens once had a piss in it, no chance.the whiners, whingers, displaced of Eshers etc., will not countenance it. Any new build supermarket just won't suit this pretend Lake District town.

  • Re: M&S for oostun by Bardsea Boy (Member 10303900) on 22-Apr-2017
    The only building in the town that could be useful for M & S to acquire is the current Tesco building, so a commercial swap for this site and a failing M & S site somewhere else in the U.K.could be the way into Ulverston.
    However M & S usually like to be with a petrol station partner usually BP.
    However the Tesco building is very difficult to service for HGV's due to the one way street, the twi... more >>

  • Re: M&S for oostun by early doors (Member 10235862) on 22-Apr-2017
    The only building is Tesco ? There's one or two empty shops that would be big enough for a M&S Food store. It's not going to be a full supermarket.

  • Re: M&S for oostun by zap (Member 10216554) on 22-Apr-2017
    Heard on t'radio yesterday that M&S are actually closing shops, including their solely food outlets. The old Stead & Simpsons might be a goer, but for delivery problems. Tesco seems a fair bet to turn into a (good) food shop.

  • Re: M&S for oostun by early doors (Member 10235862) on 22-Apr-2017
    Stead & Simpson might be possible but ther's a big shop for sale/rent in New Market St. can't remember which one but it's opposite the market hall.

  • Re: M&S for oostun by zap (Member 10216554) on 22-Apr-2017
    Hmm. Still can't see it happening. A decent town centre food shop would be useful. Ergo the glitterati, bien pensants and tree huggers will not allow it.

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One Thing by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 20-Apr-2017
Rampage,
There is only one thing honorable and just people should be saying.
" That is disgusting Chris,a woman stole from charity,how can I help".
Again I could be lying,dialog is the way to make a learned assessment as to my claims.
However as soon as they hear the name Clinton they do not want to know.
  
  • Re: One Thing by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 20-Apr-2017
    I know Journalism,that is what I did.
    If just one media outlet broke this it will go global,not ego fact.
    I am nobody,Gracen is nobody.
    However Gracen is fucking Clinton so it is not prosecuted and my biological grandmother was well known.
    If Clinton was the only problem this would have broke a long time ago.
    However my show went out on CBS and nobody wants to upset Sumner Redstone a vile and... more >>

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Paging Redneck Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 20-Apr-2017
The last time I was here you were civil,not sure if it was a full moon or the Olanzapine kicked it.
I am in my 30 euro hotel,I have brandy and Thelonious Monk.
I have a thought for you,suppose I am not a lunatic and suppose I got my money back.
Makes me sad I can do nothing for Turkey's Son.
He failed integrity,some things in life you only get one chance to get right.
I will set up a scholars... more >>
  
  • Re: Paging Redneck Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 20-Apr-2017
    I stand by my words there are some things you only get one chance to get right.
    Suppose a train was pulling out of Gare Du Nord full on Jews that were rounded up by Laval's Vichy thugs,suppose that train was leaving at 13.20 on Monday going to Auschwitz.
    If somebody arrived on Tuesday to help that is to late they were needed on Monday.

  • Re: Paging Redneck Rampage by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 20-Apr-2017
    If I had any Olanzapine I would send it to you Chris, your need is greater than mine ! I just enjoy reading your reflections on life under a bridge but the whining on and on about Gracen gets a bit tedious, I think we have provided a generous audience for you on here and if you changed the record now and again it would be appreciated. Now, Thelonius Monk. Saw him in a film years ago, Jazz on a ho... more >>

  • Re: Paging Redneck Rampage by zap (Member 10216554) on 20-Apr-2017
    Dave Brubeck..he's THE man.

  • Re: Paging Redneck Rampage by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 20-Apr-2017
    If I had any Olanzapine I would send it to you Chris, your need is greater than mine ! I just enjoy reading your reflections on life under a bridge but the whining on and on about Gracen gets a bit tedious, I think we have provided a generous audience for you on here and if you changed the record now and again it would be appreciated. Now, Thelonius Monk. Saw him in a film years ago, Jazz on a ho... more >>

  • Re: Paging Redneck Rampage by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 20-Apr-2017
    Had a copy of Dave Brubeck`s blue rondo a la turk on a 78, you can probably guess what happened to it. Had a copy of be bop a lula by gene vincent once, swapped it for a drape jacket.

  • Re: Paging Redneck Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 20-Apr-2017
    I just coded,somebody there knows of Dave Brubeck.
    Wonderful Talent.

  • Re: Paging Redneck Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 20-Apr-2017
    You know it is not as if Gracen stole my wallet when I was sleeping,I am not being over dramatic Gracen stole my life.
    I see Children as a gift,they should be loved and cherished not the result of a fuck with somebody you met in The Intrepid Fox.
    I wanted my late daughters name to live on in deeds and actions Gracen stole from children not just me.
    Yesterday I emailed everybody at UNESCO frank... more >>

  • Re: Paging Redneck Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 20-Apr-2017
    At the moment on RT there is an asshole on but he knows about economics ask him to explain QE to you okay you cannot do that however look up QE .
    it is robbing Peter to pay Paul.
    Your children will pay for that.

  • Re: Paging Redneck Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 20-Apr-2017
    I could be lying,people lie,I am a person.
    However a ball park figure would be between 30 and 40 mil that Gracen stole from charity.
    I expect my show easily made 50 mil,those numbers sound over the top for a small town.
    However as a yardstick Cobweb Clooney makes 20 mil a flick and he is not even a good actor.
    How can anybody know if I am lying,dialog is the only way.
    However as soon as anybo... more >>

  • Re: Paging Redneck Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 20-Apr-2017
    Rampage,
    I will tell you something shortly before I do lets take it to the LCD suppose we were all kids and I had a tube of smarties just 1 tube,I would want to eat them out of Lynda's Pussy(Teenage Sweetheart when I was a kid.)
    However if I had a 1000 tubes of smarties I would want to share them with nice people that helped me.
    Nobody to share my smarties with apart from Jean-Pierre a French m... more >>

  • Re: Paging Redneck Rampage by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 20-Apr-2017
    See, this is what I mean Chris, a mention of Gracen and off you go, the same diatribe that you have repeated on here and we have all read it, sometimes more than once, but essentially the same old story. I cannot help wondering why the police didn`t take an interest in view of the severity of your accusations.

  • Re: Paging Redneck Rampage by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 20-Apr-2017
    Chris, MPD? LCD? elaborate mate, I don`t know what the acronyms are.

  • Re: Paging Redneck Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 20-Apr-2017
    I guess it does not compute with people there known names that is.
    I remember when I was a kid a guy called Tosh came in my adoptive parents greasy spoon,I do not know if that was his name or his characters name.
    He was in a TT cop show called The Bill.
    he was short,fat,balding and had an awful Derbyshire accent.
    However it was all people talked about for weeks,Tosh came in the cafe.
    The way ... more >>

  • Re: Paging Redneck Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 20-Apr-2017
    MPD Multiple Personality Disorder,there are 2 Carl's the one that was kind to me the other that told me I would burn in hell if I did not accept Rome's teachings.
    LCD Lowest Common Denominator.
    Cops do not want to know re Clinton.
    You have seen on my website the legal document I filled against the Director of the FBI.

  • Re: Paging Redneck Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 20-Apr-2017
    I live on the streets due to Gracen,it is all I can think about.
    Suppose Rambo was real and he kicked the crap out of you.
    If you were lying in a hospital bed maybe feeling sorry for yourself.
    Then somebody arrives and gives you a hug,somebody else brings you a puppy,the nurse shows you her tits.
    Basic psychology suggests you start thinking about all the good people that care about you.
    To co... more >>

  • Re: Paging Redneck Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 20-Apr-2017
    Just 2 weeks ago I emailed every Chief Constable and their exec in the UK.
    Either I am telling the truth or I am a lunatic,even lunatics need help.
    They do not want to know,terrible indictment of the times.
    I do not know if you are older or younger than I.
    I am 52 but when I was a kid cops helped people,now they just arrest bad guys.

  • Re: Paging Redneck Rampage by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 20-Apr-2017
    A solicitor might be more useful than firing off emails to chief constables, we know they will not act until forced to.

  • Re: Paging Redneck Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 20-Apr-2017
    I have emailed 1000's of them,do not want to know.
    Also tort is difficult.
    Suppose you lent me 10 pounds,if you sent it to my bank their is a paper trail,however if you and I are in a room and hand it to me,how do you prove it.
    Gracen is a small time actress from Arkansas,the state is grim,women are seen as something between bloodhounds and pick up trucks.
    for the most part Producers in LA are... more >>

  • Re: Paging Redneck Rampage by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 20-Apr-2017
    Take Care,turning this off,going for a bottle of Brandy and going to watch a movie.
    Whatever you do,do not vote Tory or fuck Stephanie Grimaldi.
    I fake levity,however in truth I despair of a world where people do not do the right thing.

  • Re: Paging Redneck Rampage by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 20-Apr-2017
    Don`t vote, waste of time. Stephanie Grimaldi, hmmm, might have done years ago but not now, it`s a bit raddled.

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Morris dancers by early doors (Member 10235862) on 17-Apr-2017
Morris dancers entertain the 'crowds' in Ulverston according to the Liar. Looks like about 40 people there looking bored. I hate these bastards ,morris dancers ,mummers and the like . Wish it would die out but there's always a few beardies to carry it on. Aaaaaaargh.   
  • Re: Morris dancers by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 18-Apr-2017
    Don`t think you will have long to wait ed, last time I saw them some of them could hardly put one foot in front of the other

  • Re: Morris dancers by zap (Member 10216554) on 18-Apr-2017
    Haha. Brazil got the samba, we got Morris Dancing!

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Chainsawman by ilikeeatingthings (Member 10161876) on 15-Apr-2017
Nick died this morning, rip lad. Never forget our day up the town clock!   
  • Re: Chainsawman by early doors (Member 10235862) on 15-Apr-2017
    aye ,rip lad.

  • Re: Chainsawman by WiseOldDave (Member 10213768) on 16-Apr-2017
    Bloody hell! Sad news...RIP lad.

  • Re: Chainsawman by Dog Master (Member 10160482) on 16-Apr-2017
    God Bless Ya Nick

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Teatime by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 13-Apr-2017
I`m off to make the tea Chris, nice chatting with you. Catch you later   
  • Re: Teatime by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 13-Apr-2017
    Enjoy,I will not be coming back here again,I have tried and I have tried and I know I will not find kindness there.
    If you come across anybody with a room lostsomewhere@protonmail.com or text + 33 6 6994 2204
    I am off for my dinner also a bottle of brandy then back to my perch begging at 122 Blvd St Germain I am the wretch in front of the recycle container.
    How can I not hate Gracen.
    Also when... more >>

  • Re: Teatime by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 15-Apr-2017
    I have a bottle of brandy in my bag and I will say one last thing.
    The world is fucked,I do not know where Woodland Rd is in your awful town but a property there for 2195 a month.
    What fucking drugs are they on,in my day you could get something stunning in N6/NW3/NW8 for that.
    Think of a starving man he wants a nice meal but an old moldy burger is better than nothing.
    To continue with that met... more >>

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Sainsbury`s by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 13-Apr-2017
While on the subject of supermarkets, I see in the Wezzie Gazette Sainsbury`s is planning to open a store in Kendal, we lose out yet again.   
  • Re: Sainsbury`s by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 13-Apr-2017
    Why would you want one?.
    Even there when I was a kid a deli like shop that sold game on Queen St.
    Mr Gilliam also Mr Tyson and a man selling veg his son was yellow must have had kidney problems.
    They were people not Corp Scum.

  • Re: Sainsbury`s by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 13-Apr-2017
    The rag you mention is owned by American Corp Scum.
    It should be owned by a hick that can wax lyrical about hot metal and typeset after a bottle of Whisky.

  • Re: Sainsbury`s by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 13-Apr-2017
    There was Mr Garnett that fixed TV's next to my adoptive parents greasy spoon.
    He could go back to 9 inch Bush bakerlite TV'S.
    The EHT rectifier an EY51 had to be soldered in as the base would not handle 12kv on the final anode.
    Thwy were people not Corp Scum.

  • Re: Sainsbury`s by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 13-Apr-2017
    Well I wouldn`t particularly, I was referencing it as a case in point, Kendal seems to get a new supermarket even though it is already served by all the major players. As for Tysons and Gillams, well those type of shops are just about finished, the nearest you can get are in the indoor market, cheese bread and fruit and veg. A place I go to in Spain has a shop that is a greengrocers, grocers, deli... more >>

  • Re: Sainsbury`s by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 13-Apr-2017
    Mr Gilliam was nice,he would tell me to stack shelves or break boxes and he would give me Primula I liked it as a kid.
    If I was a train station not a Basket Case I would want to fuck Antwerp Train station,I was there a few months ago now has a Starbucks.
    there used to be an old cafe there that would not have been out of place in The Great Gatsby now Starbucks.

  • Re: Sainsbury`s by early doors (Member 10235862) on 13-Apr-2017
    ....would have liked a Sainsburys at Beehive but it was refused on traffic grounds amongst other things. Now we know why . The 'blue light hub ' is going in there ,despite the fact we already had a perfectly usable copshop ,ambulance depot and fire station. Similar to Barrow where they have insufficient cops on the beat but spent £6m on a new copshop. Ditto Workington.

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Bye Tom by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 13-Apr-2017
Bye Tom,
Turkeys son is not talking to me,that makes me sad as if I got my money back I wanted to do something nice for him as a way to pay my debt of gratitu that O owe to Turkey his father.
I can no longer do that as he failed to do the right thing.
I will not be posting here again Tom,you tried to help giving me that info,you could not lend me a horse.
You could not ask Julia Roberts to blo... more >>
  
  • Re: Bye Tom by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 13-Apr-2017
    First growth? what`s a first growth? is it like a wart that appears that you pick off but it re-grows?

  • Re: Bye Tom by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 13-Apr-2017
    A Nice Bordeaux,he tried to help.

  • Re: Bye Tom by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 13-Apr-2017
    Oh, I see, more of your pretentious drivel. It`s plonk. Do they have it in Bargain Booze?

  • Re: Bye Tom by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 13-Apr-2017
    Think how the fuck can anybody that lives on the fucking streets be pretentious.
    Some people picked what they considered the best Bordeaux's they are known as First Growths.
    Tom tried to help,again the fucked up guy thinks the world would be a better place is people helped each other.
    If your awful town when I was a kid,2 Brothers forget the names Italian sounding.
    One had a model shop the oth... more >>

  • Re: Bye Tom by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 13-Apr-2017
    You must mean Greatorex? Newsagent`s is still there, sells more greetings cards than owt else. Model shop long gone. Accommodation available on Hart street very reasonable. You may need to show your needle tracks to get in though.

  • Re: Bye Tom by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 13-Apr-2017
    Thats the name,and he never threw people out,he just wagged his finger at you.
    even if your awful town there were good people once.
    to re write the lady herself " Where have all the good guys gone,far far away"

  • Re: Bye Tom by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 13-Apr-2017
    Believe it or not,I knew the lady herself,she was an old lady that was a drunk to make the pain go away.
    However if she was still alive she would have stood up for what is right.

  • Re: Bye Tom by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 13-Apr-2017
    The reservation isn`t Barratt built though, GCT (Geoffrey Claude Townsend) was the architect, Derek Barnes was the money man. I`d move back up there like a shot but those DB8`s rarely come up for sale. Just think, they were under three grand when they went up, they go for a bit more than that now! The council estate is pretty good too, some nice houses on it. If I ever get one you can have the fro... more >>

  • Re: Bye Tom by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 13-Apr-2017
    I do not know what a DB8 is,I wanted a DB9 once I cannot even drive anymore,even if I could no point only more assholes.
    You know something if Proust was alive today he would not be published,the same for Dickens would be considered to intellectual but they would publish the musings of a reality tv chimp.
    It makes me sad that if I was the richest man in the world I could do nothing for Turkeys S... more >>

  • Re: Bye Tom by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 13-Apr-2017
    A DB8 is the name given to the basic semi detached house on the Croftlands Estate, the vast majority of the houses are DB8`s. Very few are original now, most have been modified or extended (more`s the pity) not all have been improved though.Some people have contrived to make the area less appealing by turning their front garden into a scrap yard with scrap cars being slowly dismantled.

  • Re: Bye Tom by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 13-Apr-2017
    I walked there 5 or 6 years ago,an old girl I was in school with when I gave her son a Blackberry as I got a new one I was a nice guy,when I wanted her help to find a room to rent is was fuck you Chris.

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New Aldi by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 13-Apr-2017
The liar has a report that a new Aldi is to be built down in barrovia. It`s going to be mahoosive, occupying two former retail premises. Meanwhile, back in oostun, the old brewery quietly festers and rots, the council more occupied with sorting out lavish new premises for themselves than serving the needs and wants of the public. What I don`t understand is the lack of interest the people`s superma... more >>   
  • Re: New Aldi by early doors (Member 10235862) on 13-Apr-2017
    I saw that too and it prompted me to call in the Aldi on Hindpool Road. I won't be rushing back .it's like a jumble sale ,cramped aisles ,stuff mixed up with other stuff. Possibly cheaper than Tesco but not well displayed. Meh.
    At the risk of repeating myself the problem with the brewery site is Robinsons.

  • Re: New Aldi by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 13-Apr-2017
    The stuff on the infamous middle isle, the stuff they advertise, is supposed to tempt you in, but typically it`s largely tat. Of course this doesn`t stop the bargain-loving barrovians rooting through it, opening boxes to inspect the content despite there being said items already displayed. Once examined they either throw it back or take another,unopened box. The place rapidly becomes a mess. Some ... more >>

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More houses by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 11-Apr-2017
Plans are in for nearly a hundred new houses to be built on the site of the west end nursery business. the entrance and exit will be approximately where the nursery gates are now, right on a bend. There is already enough traffic using that lane going to glaxo siemens, subsea and the rest, some big wagons go down there as well, not to mention coaches to the swimming pool and the sports club.   
  • Re: More houses by zap (Member 10216554) on 11-Apr-2017
    Eeeh progress eh? I remember tom chadwick farming down there. Maggie, his missis, made butter...unpalatable but gaily coloured. And Jimmy, their somewhat intellectually challenged son. They'll never turn this town into Grasmere if they keep building housing estates, travelodges etc. Bring it on!!!

  • Re: More houses by early doors (Member 10235862) on 11-Apr-2017
    Seem to remember this exact same conversation about 6 months ago. There were plans at one time to close the junction by the old tannery and send traffic through the Siemens road. It got scrapped because it isn't in Kendal or Carlisle.

  • Re: More houses by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 13-Apr-2017
    The last time we discussed the urbanisation of oostun it was mebbe about the new blue light district, that`s obviously now ongoing. This west end lane development is so well presented and detailed it will get nodded through. Funny stuff butter zap, got some irish stuff once and eagerly larruped it onto a slice of fresh granary. It was effin` awful, tasted (and smelled like) cow shit, not sour or r... more >>

  • Re: More houses by zap (Member 10216554) on 13-Apr-2017
    I wonder who all this proposed new housing is for.houses in t'village sell at shockingly high prices, largely due to the "south lakes" bollox beloved of our local agents. Ergo..younger residents find it increasingly difficult to afford accommodation. Chances are the "Chaddy's Lane" development will be aimed at the executive and offcomer market which will exacerbate that situation. Re butter: Old M... more >>

  • Re: More houses by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 13-Apr-2017
    Aye, it begs the question what exactly is affordable housing? and how can you guarantee it remains affordable several owners/years down the line?

  • Re: More houses by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 13-Apr-2017
    You cannot,maybe the Great Unwashed should have read Engels rather than embracing apathy and fuck me Milton.

  • Re: More houses by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 13-Apr-2017
    What, engels the war criminal? isn`t he dead? don`t think he would qualify for subsidised housing.

  • Re: More houses by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 13-Apr-2017
    Friedrich Engels,we need to head back to Breton Woods and get that fucking fiat monopoly money of the table and replace it with kindness and compassion.

  • Re: More houses by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 13-Apr-2017
    Can you buy fiat money with bitcoin? You are hard to communicate with Bindon, I keep having to google things to find out wtf you are on about. Tell us some more about gracen, I googled her too and she seems like a nice girl.

  • Re: More houses by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 13-Apr-2017
    Even that trying to push my buttons,like saying to a holocaust survivor Hitler was a nice guy.

  • Re: More houses by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 13-Apr-2017
    How can I help Chris is beyond you.

  • Re: More houses by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 13-Apr-2017
    The lord will help those who first help themselves chris. I don`t think there is much wrong with you, just a case of terminal self pity. People have got over bigger things than being rooked and dumped by a broad. If you applied yourself you could assimilate enough money to have someone take care of gracen.

  • Re: More houses by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 13-Apr-2017
    There is no God,Gracen did not just steal from me,Gracen stole from my late daughters charity.
    I do not want Gracen dead,death is to good for it,I want it to rot in a jail cell where it can reflect on all the pain and suffering it has caused me.
    That God Guy,I was taken in by a Monastery on Solesmes.
    One day the Abbott asked me to do him a favor,not a problem I thought.
    Then he got his dick ou... more >>

  • Re: More houses by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 13-Apr-2017
    Did it taste of Benedictine?

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Thanks Anyway Tom by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 11-Apr-2017
Thanks anyway Tom,Nigel is not talking to me.
I am going to Email Turk's son in the next few days.
I have held off doing that as if I get my money back I wanted to pay my debt to Turkey to him.
I will not be able to do that if he does not open his mouth with " I will see what I can do to Help"
People that fail to stand up for what is right are lost to me forever.
If Buffet offered me 47 billi... more >>
  
  • Re: Thanks Anyway Tom by early doors (Member 10235862) on 11-Apr-2017
    FFS

  • Re: Thanks Anyway Tom by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 11-Apr-2017
    I`m not normally one for censorship but I can see a benefit to deleting some of this drivel, perhaps a bit of software that automatically deletes anything that contains gracen, idaho etc.

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