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Nat West closing by early doors (Member 10235862) on 23-Mar-2017
Nat West is to close 8 branches in Cumbria ,including Ulverston ,before October. Another fine building in town to be made into flats maybe ? What's happening to HSBC ?   
  • Re: Nat West closing by Bardsea Boy (Member 10303900) on 23-Mar-2017
    My money will be on this being converted into a bar, restaurant and overnight accommodation. Will Mr Spoons take up the mantle and give it a name like 'The Sir John Barrow' or will Mr Chattaway step up to the bar.
    There certainly will be no shortage of prime commercial sites to choose from. Natwest (District Bank if your of a certain age), HSBC and the former council offices in Queen Street to ch... more >>

  • Re: Nat West closing by Bardsea Boy (Member 10303900) on 23-Mar-2017
    My money will be on this being converted into a bar, restaurant and overnight accommodation. Will Mr Spoons take up the mantle and give it a name like 'The Sir John Barrow' or will Mr Chattaway step up to the bar.
    There certainly will be no shortage of prime commercial sites to choose from. Natwest (District Bank if your of a certain age), HSBC and the former council offices in Queen Street to ch... more >>

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Thanks Tom. by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 22-Mar-2017
Thanks for that info re Darren,I the FUCKED UP GUY thinks the world would be a nicer place if people were nice to each other.
Quid Pro Quo,you were nice to me.
I know years ago you tried on line satire and it quite surprised me it was good.
Satire is an art form that is almost dead,Private Eye was good but the current editor is as dull as dish water.
Look at George Carlin on youtube,he was the... more >>
  
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Booths by early doors (Member 10235862) on 21-Mar-2017
Booths are stopping the free weekend paper offer when you spend £10. The only reason I popped in on Sat/Sun was to buy odds and ends and get a free Sunday Times.
Really gone off Booths lately and this is the last straw. Co-op for us !!
  
  • Re: Booths by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 21-Mar-2017
    Well I never knew that, must have been in booths on sunday many a time and bought the paper in town.

  • Re: Booths by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 21-Mar-2017
    Still hoping that the old brewery will become a supermarket, gone really quiet on that front.

  • Re: Booths by early doors (Member 10235862) on 21-Mar-2017
    I have said this many times but if Robinsons had just sold the place it would have been redeveloped by now ,in some form at least. They wanted to retain ownership and lease the site with conditions. They are stuck with it until they decide to cut their losses.

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Right Thing,Tom by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 19-Mar-2017
Please Tom do the right thing and if you have his email let me have it.
The right thing,there is a thought,I will not be posting here again.
The right thing,yell you a story there is somebody in Paris if I was not a basket case I would have loved to have had dinner with here as a prelude to fucking in a doorway on the Rue Du Bac at 3.24 am.
However I am no longer interested she failed moral int... more >>
  
  • Re: Right Thing,Tom by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 19-Mar-2017
    Please Tom,if you have his email.
    The world is fucked,The UK exit from the EU is economic suicide,they need to get rid of scum like Junker,Tusk and Schultz that have created fiefdoms and the box ticking chimps that take pieces of paper for a walk around BXL.
    The world is fucked,it cannot be fixed,I just want to nail the door closed and be as shallow as Cobweb Cloney.
    My last sentence here ever,... more >>

  • Re: Right Thing,Tom by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 19-Mar-2017
    Tell you one last thing Tom,I notice Catherine Deneuve in a French Newspaper,she looked wonderful in her day,now she looks like ET'S Grandmother.
    Old age comes to us all.
    Her heart is vulgar and toxic,yet there is a little old homeless lady on the streets of Paris,she is Turkish,we cannot talk,she only speaks Turkish,I do not know a word,she often passes me half of her sandwich.
    No idea what sh... more >>

  • Re: Right Thing,Tom by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 20-Mar-2017
    I will say one last thing Tom,it is Monday Morning 09.55 Z.
    I will say one last thing and then my word as a Gentleman I will not post here again except in response to a civilized question that is posted on the off chance a NM has a moral epiphany.
    The world if fucked,I am emailing the Head Chimps at a French company called Gaumont at the moment.
    The company was founded by Leon Gaumont,he was a ... more >>

  • Re: Right Thing,Tom by blueherring (Member 10198877) on 20-Mar-2017
    i reckon that, over the years, 90% of the words on knowhere ulverston have spewed forth from this cunt. which would be alright if he wasn't such a massively boring prick.

    never nice or interesting delusions, are they? just the same old spiteful shite ad nauseum. the kindest thing would be to put him down so he can't con or hurt any more people, but there's all this red tape about so-called "mu... more >>

  • Re: Right Thing,Tom by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 21-Mar-2017
    Us relative newcomers to here are a bit mystified by all this living under a bridge/gracen/northern monkey stuff, I assume Mr.Bindon is an ex Ulverstonian that has been wronged in love but who also has a slate loose? Anyone got the full sp?

  • Re: Right Thing,Tom by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 21-Mar-2017
    I am going back on my word,I will post here for one last time,you know exactly who I am and what this is about.
    Feel free to kick me in the fucking head,however do not call me an Ulverstonian.
    I spent a few years there as a teenager,after N6 everybody seemed so slow and the fucking accent made people sound aphasic.
    It is a fucking vile town populated by vulgar toxic dross lacking any vestige of... more >>

  • Re: Right Thing,Tom by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 21-Mar-2017
    No, not you Chris, you seem incapable of providing a lucid and factual account, a summary from a third party is what I would like to see. As for the epic diatribe on the aforementioned website, well, it seems to be the same theme regurgitated incessantly.

  • Re: Right Thing,Tom by ilikeeatingthings (Member 10161876) on 21-Mar-2017
    http://variety.com/2013/biz/news/peter-bart-impersonator-has-been-subject-of-criminal-complaints-1200492107/

    https://egocode.wordpress.com/2010/01/06/emails-from-crazy-people-now-60-percent-more-crazy-since-elizabeth-gracen-is-evil/

    http://www.villagevoice.com/news/heres-a-bizarre-spam-email-purporting-to-be-from-bill-keller-update-6675522

  • Re: Right Thing,Tom by ilikeeatingthings (Member 10161876) on 21-Mar-2017
    https://ibb.co/c8HgQa

  • Re: Right Thing,Tom by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 21-Mar-2017
    Hmm, I see. So it (and him) don`t have much to do with Ulverston at all really, cheers Ike

  • Re: Right Thing,Tom by early doors (Member 10235862) on 21-Mar-2017
    He's been on and off here for years in different guises but it's the same bollocks.

  • Re: Right Thing,Tom by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 21-Mar-2017
    Very strange. To have a fixation with Ulverston. Wonder if he plagues other websites. And why the quest to find DH, (who I assume is Dai`s lad?)

  • Re: Right Thing,Tom by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 21-Mar-2017
    Anyway Chris, (or Havelock if you prefer)this book you are writing about vampires. Is it in the same category as the Hammer Films vampire or more like Doctors wear scarlet? Stick in and finish it, I`m sure it will be a good read as long as you refrain from plunging a stake through Gracen`s heart as part of the storyline.

  • Re: Right Thing,Tom by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 21-Mar-2017
    Civilized,mmm I am in a 30 Euro hotel now for 2 nights.
    Then back to the streets,tel me how can I not rant.
    If Simon and Shyster or RH threw a sack of money at me my book would be shit.
    Shit sells look at 50 shades of gray and Harry Potter.
    However I could not make a blind man feel the majesty of a butterfly,a writer needs to do that.
    Dickens did as d... more >>

  • Re: Right Thing,Tom by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 21-Mar-2017
    Hammer were fucking ICONIC in their day,but they are gone now.
    Try De Sica old Italian Movie The Bicycle Thief.
    He gets a job,he needs his bike to get to work,somebody steals his bike.
    He just wants his fucking bike back so he can go to work.
    Continuing with the Metaphor I just want my fucking bike back.
    Psych babble calls it " Diffusion Of Responsibility" if you and I were walking down the s... more >>

  • Re: Right Thing,Tom by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 21-Mar-2017
    Lastly the reason I posted here.
    I had an old friend,Darren Healey goes back to when wee were kids,his Dad had a skateboard shop,gave me red 70 mil Kryptonics and said I could pay them off.
    I would blow the fuses in the shop with my experiments he would give me a friendly whack around the head.
    They were good people.
    Darren used to own a pub in Barrow,he left no idea where.
    I just wanted to c... more >>

  • Re: Right Thing,Tom by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 21-Mar-2017
    I just noticed what you said,You knew Dai Healey.
    He was good to me,My adoptive Father was an abusive drunk and my adoptive mother popped benzos.
    Dai was good to me as was Marlene.
    They were good people them made me feel welcome when I was a kid.
    I do not know if he bought another pub after he left Barrow,I just want to email him and ask for a job if he has another pub.

  • Re: Right Thing,Tom by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 21-Mar-2017
    Just looked it up Hammer is now owned by Corp Scum called AMBI Group.
    All AMBI know about is little pieces of green paper,namely that fiat Monopoly The USD.
    Hammer did some wonderful stuff with FX the days before Lucas,s Chimps at ILM.
    CG is not art,it is shit,cheating.
    Early 24p with Lucas,s shit all the D.O.F was wrong.
    Yes I rant,but I will stop now,if you know Darren and you do not want t... more >>

  • Re: Right Thing,Tom by early doors (Member 10235862) on 21-Mar-2017
    I guess everybody on here knew Dai.

  • Re: Right Thing,Tom by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 21-Mar-2017
    Please if Dai is still with us let him know I am trying to contact his son.

  • Re: Right Thing,Tom by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 21-Mar-2017
    I knew him way back in the day, very handy with his fists round the hot spots of barrow, him and his cohorts plug morrow,chuck morrow, colin lavery and a big ginger lad, second name reynolds. I remember watching them dressed in their saturday afternoon finery, brawling in the mud at the fair that was visiting barrow park. Their mothers must have been more understanding than mine was. (they won the... more >>

  • Re: Right Thing,Tom by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 21-Mar-2017
    Unfortunately Dai passed away a couple of years ago. I think his pub, "Fatties" on Hindpool road in barrow, changed the name to Healeys and I think his son ran it for a while. I only went in once, a huge menacing alsatian was prowling round intimidating the customers, not a very welcoming atmosphere at all

  • Re: Right Thing,Tom by ilikeeatingthings (Member 10161876) on 21-Mar-2017
    He has the welly at Loppergarth, give him a call 01229 582388

  • Re: Right Thing,Tom by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 21-Mar-2017
    Thank you so much Tom,I will not call as I will just rant.
    I will send him a letter tomorrow.
    Again thank you Tom,Good Luck with everything.

  • Re: Right Thing,Tom by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 21-Mar-2017
    That was the one on Hindpool Rd.
    Darren was a good guy,there was a guy he worked for called Brian had a garage Britton Motors.
    3.5 Rover V8 in an old Triumph 2000 stock car.
    He taught me to gas weld.
    I remember a handful of people that were good to me when I was a kid.
    I used to fuck around making paper people and things,however I never fucked around wi... more >>

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Email,Tom by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 19-Mar-2017
Tom,
I will tell you a story about us all being a product of our antecedents and hopefully if you know Darren H you will let me have his email addr.
Your Mother had a friend,pretty girl when we were all kids.
This girl has never grown up,she still has the social skills and the learning of a 16 year old.
It could be argued it is not her fault,she has spend her life swapping one asshole that pun... more >>
  
  • Re: Email,Tom by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 19-Mar-2017
    You know something Tom,I am a man of peace,and yet if I could I would put a bullet in his brain.
    Maybe there was a sweet little old lady that had a little shot of the Ku'Damm lets call her Mrs Goldberg.
    Maybe she was such a sweet gentle old dear,then came Hitler that murdered her kith and kin,I expect she would want to put a bullet in Hitlers brain.
    Hollande choreographed my psychological holoc... more >>

  • Re: Email,Tom by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 19-Mar-2017
    The sad thing is putting a bullet in Hollande's brain would be therapy,I never thought I could say such a thing,however basic psychology people tend to hate what or whom abuses them.
    Hollande is fucking scum,another election.
    More fucking dross,Le Pen appeals to the mindless, also a plastic socialist,that comes across as if Dr Frankenstein and the Editor of the Daily Mail got together.
    Also a b... more >>

  • Re: Email,Tom by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 19-Mar-2017
    There is a cancer upon the planet,the cancer is called America.
    it has taken all the honor and integrity out of this world
    last week I contacted every Chief Constable in the UK,all morally bankrupt scum that do not know right from wrong.
    Right and Wrong lives in the hearts of the good and just.
    However Good and Just is no more,everybody the world over are becoming Defacto Americans and utterin... more >>

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2 Examples Anna by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 18-Mar-2017
2 examples Anna about doing the right thing,I hope will inspire to do the right thing and give me Darren's email.
If a little old lady was walking down the street and dropped 20 k,I would chase after her and give it back to her,maybe that was here life savings and she just found out she has cancer and only has a few months to live and is going on a cruise.
If I could rip on the sack of shit that... more >>
  
  • Re: 2 Examples Anna by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 18-Mar-2017
    Last example,I have no interest in film anymore,however there was a time when I was going to make a Vampire Movie,I would have cast some porn actresses.
    I never knew the names of any porn actress apart from ones I knew personally.
    Who wants to watch porn when they can fuck,however I am a basket case now.
    Last night I looked up this porn actress much to cute to do skin somebody called Lola Reve.... more >>

  • Re: 2 Examples Anna by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 18-Mar-2017
    Last sentence,if you have Darren's email please Anna let me have it.
    Give my regards to Turkeys son.
    LOSTSOMEWHERE@PROTONMAIL.COM

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Wrong World Anna by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 18-Mar-2017
The world is wrong Anna,this is the last time I will post here,the scum here make my skin crawl,no honor,no integrity.
Please if you have his email addr let me have it.
I have a thought for you,if the mindless want drive like Facebook and Twitter so they can regale each other with drivel surely they should be nationalized then that money would help everybody not just scum that want to rape the p... more >>
  
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Lastly Anna. by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 18-Mar-2017
Please Anna if you have Darren Healey's email addr let me have it.
Email lostsomewhere@protonmail.com
Mea Culpa,I am a fucking moron,2 Gold Diggers.
A hobby writer from MB and Gracen.
Also the only woman my heart ever craved was somebody from Idaho and this goes back years to sitting close to her at an award function in LA,I did not want to fuck her,I wanted to run away with her and live in Mo... more >>
  
  • Re: Lastly Anna. by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 18-Mar-2017
    Lastly you know what I want to do?.
    I want to check into The Danieli my favorite hotel in Venice and sleep like a baby for weeks.
    That would be my first good nights sleep since Nov 8 th 2002.
    I will not be posting here again Anna,the scum here make my skin crawl.
    Please if you have that email addr let me have it.

  • Re: Lastly Anna. by ilikeeatingthings (Member 10161876) on 18-Mar-2017
    http://www.backlanebrewery.co.uk/contact/

    This is a contact form for his business. Now will you piss off?

  • Re: Lastly Anna. by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 18-Mar-2017
    That is not him,firstly he is not in any of the pictures,secondly the postings are by somebody called Scott and the Website is owned by somebody called Henry.
    Please if you know Darren let me have his email.
    I do not want to be here and nobody wants me here.
    Please if you have his email let me have it.
    I fuck off,simple.

  • Re: Lastly Anna. by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 18-Mar-2017
    I will be back here in the morning,please Tom if you have his email.
    Frankly even if I could convince him to give me a job,I expect he would fire me for giving his customers a headache going on about that abomination.
    However I can try.

  • Re: Lastly Anna. by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 18-Mar-2017
    Curly Wurly,before I go Tom.
    I may have given you a Curly Wurly when you were a Baby.
    At one time believe it or not there were 4 shops in The Honey Pot,they all went they could not compete with Corp Scum.
    Well your Mother was outside a shop with a child in a push chair and I gave that child a Curly Wurly.
    That could have been you.
    I would like an email addre... more >>

  • Re: Lastly Anna. by ilikeeatingthings (Member 10161876) on 18-Mar-2017
    Never went down the honey pot till i was 12, you must have the wrong person

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Darren Healey's Email by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 18-Mar-2017
Anna,
Do you have Darren Healey's email addr?.
I have a thought for you,I expect early French Cinema will go down well with fair trade coffee and The Guardian Crossword in Pretend University's.
Watch La Regle du jeu by Jean Renoir.
Nothing has changed,that sack of shit Hollande is playing at Louie 16 th in The Elysee.
the low life cunt has no fucking honor,made my life hell as a favor t... more >>
  
  • Re: Darren Healey's Email by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 18-Mar-2017
    I was thinking about something a few weeks ago that speaks volumes of how depraved this world is.
    It would be funny if it was not so sad.
    I used to like Star Trek,Roddenberry was not a team player,I met him once and he told me how amazing he is.
    Also The Prime Directive is Codified Cowardice,the kind of drivel I expect a sack of shit called Katharine Viner the Editor of The Guardian would come ... more >>

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Resident Evil by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 17-Mar-2017
Is it safe to come out now? Did he ever get DH`s email address? do we even care ?   
  • Re: Resident Evil by early doors (Member 10235862) on 17-Mar-2017
    Anyone go to the Coro last night ? quite a good film show including Barrow ,Askam and the Hoad c.1950 plus an item on Hartleys Brewery.

  • Re: Resident Evil by zap (Member 10216554) on 17-Mar-2017
    "THE" Hoad??? No definite article needed.

  • Re: Resident Evil by early doors (Member 10235862) on 17-Mar-2017
    Ok my humble apologies zap. The Sir John barrow monument or t'pepperpot if you prefer. Anyroad it was a good evening. Even Pickers seemed pleased to see me.

  • Re: Resident Evil by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 18-Mar-2017
    Guess that is Anna,as I expect you are the only person here that would know what a Definitive Article is.
    You should be fucking ashamed of yourself,all I asked you to do was stick up a poster,I did not expect integrity in a pissant Uni in Bolton,but you could have fucking tried.
    Called integrity and honor,called doing the right thing.
    What is the right thing?,I would put a bullet in Hollande's ... more >>

  • Re: Resident Evil by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 18-Mar-2017
    Anna,It is a fucking toxic vulgar town,no fucker has any moral integrity.
    You hide from the world doing "Pretend Degrees" in "Pretend Universities" I want to hide from the fucking word in Venice working on a novel I will never finish,however to speak Fenian Cunt I do not have a pot to piss in.
    Last night I get a bullshit from a plastic MP from Plymouth,he is a member of The Greedy Party,however ... more >>

  • Re: Resident Evil by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 18-Mar-2017
    The world is wrong Prince Parasite and Dutchess Parasite are in Paris.
    Why the fuck she dresses as if she dropped some bad acid in Marks and Spencer's is beyond me.
    That sack of shit Hollande is fawning all over them.
    I doubt Jean Jaures would have done.
    I also expect Prince Parasite is a Vanilla Fuck,somebody should take her to a swingers club I know in the 3eme.
    They are fucking parasites,g... more >>

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One Last Thing by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 15-Mar-2017
I am leaving my hotel in 30 mins,back to the fucking streets.
I am listening to a great album at the moment " Misplaced Childhood"
However if the band called me up and said shall we come over and play for you Chris.
My reply would be Fuck Off,they failed to do the right thing when I contacted them.
A woman I once carried a torch for a woman from Idaho,yet if she turned up on my door doing the ... more >>
  
  • Re: One Last Thing by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 15-Mar-2017
    I will leave you low life cunts with a song.
    Closer To The Heart by Rush,have somebody explain it to you.
    They also failed to do the right thing,the way of the world.
    Canada does not even have a real PM at the moment Quel Connard La Petit Mec dinning out on his Fathers name.
    I waste my fucking time you low life cunts should be ashamed of yourselves.
    If you are ever in Paris look at the fuckin... more >>

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Last by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 14-Mar-2017
This is the fucking last,you low life cunts make my skin crawl.
Looking at my Blackberry hoping for an apology and a how can I help from a sack of shit from Idaho.
I know it will never come,the sack of shit is ugly on the inside,but a drowning man hopes.
All I asked you low life cunts was do you have Darren Healey's email.
I could do with finding a interesting fuck buddy and heading to Venice ... more >>
  
  • Re: Last by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 14-Mar-2017
    Here is a thought,I was watching something I quite like,Once Upon A Time,got to the 4 th season the writing has become repetitive,however cannot expect any better from WGA Chimps.
    Also surely Rupelstiltskin should be able to do something about his girlfriends awful accent,and sadly Little Red Riding Hood and The Wicket Witch are not dyking out.
    However they look out for one another,there is a fu... more >>

  • Re: Last by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 14-Mar-2017
    My last sentence SHAME ON YOU LOW LIFE CUNTS.

  • Re: Last by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 14-Mar-2017
    Come to think of it, if you can afford a flight to Venice a one way Ryanair to Switzerland and a brief stay in the euthanasia clinic should be well within your budget. If you can`t quite stretch to it then I`m sure the fragrant Gracen would provide you with the fare.

  • Re: Last by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 14-Mar-2017
    Anybody feels any guilt or shame email me Darren's email if you have it LOSTSOMEWHERE@PROTONMAIL.COM
    You know what I wanted to do for my Birthday,punch out that vulgar sack of shit,Hollande,however I would have settled for having a coffee with somebody with a moral backbone.

  • Re: Last by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 14-Mar-2017
    I long for death,I am not scared to end my life it would be a release.
    However I maintain lower brain function as there is only one thing in this world I want more than death,I want to see that fucking abomination Elizabeth Gracen suffer.
    I loved in NYC 13 years and LA 2 years,never owned a side arm.
    However American's have never grown up when it comes to gun control,the mindless fucks watched ... more >>

  • Re: Last by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 14-Mar-2017
    That is lived in NYC,Love was made up by French poets during syphilitic rages.
    Children have died due to Gracen,do not worry about it after all burning questions of the day await you.
    Beer,Pies,not forgetting the bar maids tits.
    You should be ashamed of yourself.
    OVER AND FUCKING OUT
    You have my email if you have a fucking moral epiphany.

  • Re: Last by ilikeeatingthings (Member 10161876) on 15-Mar-2017
    The only LA2 you went to was Caton near Lancaster you spastic.

  • Re: Last by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 16-Mar-2017
    Thinking about places Tom,went to some scary places as a Journalist.
    However the scariest place I ever visited was your Mothers Bed.
    She was on a list that lived in my dick and the dick of my contemporaries when we were teenagers.
    Your Mother was close to the bottom of a list.
    A list we would consult when we failed to get laid at school dances.
    To access that list required 17 pints of Special... more >>

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Lastly by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 14-Mar-2017
The world is wrong,I am up to the FO emailing Senior Chimps in UK Gov Ministries and I come across a sack of shit called Baroness Aneley of St John
The sack of shit looks as if she would go down well at The Vicar's Bridge Circle.
Her grand title is The PM'S Special Representative On Preventing Sexual Violence In Conflict Zones.
I never saw the sack of shit in The Balkans with an SA 80 slung ove... more >>
  
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Healthy Ulverston by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 14-Mar-2017
Message to the mayor; You could start by doing something about the dogshit on the pavements in the town, it`s absolutely disgusting, especially along Fountain street/Hart street.   
  • Re: Healthy Ulverston by early doors (Member 10235862) on 14-Mar-2017
    It's bad on Croftlands too but has anyone EVER been prosecuted for this offence in Ulverston ? I doubt it.Same up Gill Banks and the Hoad paths . It's dog owners who live locally and have no pride in their area. A hefty fine might help them to understand.

  • Re: Healthy Ulverston by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 14-Mar-2017
    Fido Called,he told me his kind never pointed a Glock at another Dog,he also told me he or his kind has never built a heavy water plant.
    He also told me he would share his bones,he is not attempting to corner the derivatives market on bones.
    If that as far as your vile and vulgar ignorant Northern Monkey brain can go,Children are walking on ordnance in 3 rd world countries,and the fucking mindle... more >>

  • Re: Healthy Ulverston by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 14-Mar-2017
    You should have spent that 50 on a bottle of scotch and 200 asprin.

  • Re: Healthy Ulverston by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 14-Mar-2017
    What the fuck use is ETOH,the world will still be fucked tomorrow and my head will hurt.
    I also lost everybody as I was drunk between 98 and 02,after my daughter was murdered.
    Hash is all that helps,however a country that once worked the NL is now fucked,coffee shops full of 12 year olds from Essex and a vulgar sack of shit called Geert Wilders preaching hatred.
    You should be fucking ashamed of... more >>

  • Re: Healthy Ulverston by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 14-Mar-2017
    The NL is now a country without honor,Rutte the PM is in essence a male Stepford Wife,however Wilders is fucking vile.
    I have an email from one of the Justice Ministers Chimps blah blah blah.
    I know the country well,Ik ook praten Nederlands,but the country is without honor today.
    I am emailing all the senior staff at every Ministry in the UK now.
    I come across a sack of shit an mp called Priti... more >>

  • Re: Healthy Ulverston by early doors (Member 10235862) on 14-Mar-2017
    Yet another thread hijacked by the visitor from another planet.

  • Re: Healthy Ulverston by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 14-Mar-2017
    I would love another fucking planet,maybe one that embraces a word like integrity.
    Tell you about fucking integrity,when I was back in your town in 06,somebodies panties I wanted to get into,she turned out to be an idiot,however I did not want to marry her,I wanted to fuck her to Paganini.
    I never made a move on her as Turkey liked her,I did not want to hurt Turkey.
    Even when I was a fucking du... more >>

  • Re: Healthy Ulverston by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 14-Mar-2017
    All I asked you low life cunts for was 2 email addrs.

  • Re: Healthy Ulverston by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 14-Mar-2017
    I will say one last thing,I am looking at my Blackberry,hoping for an apology from a sack of shit from Idaho that failed me.
    This woman has millions but no goodness within.
    I know she will never say sorry let alone how can I help.
    However a drowning man hopes,all I wanted from you low life cunts was 2 email addrs.
    I do not have the money to run electoral role or utils and I do not know Darren'... more >>

  • Re: Healthy Ulverston by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 14-Mar-2017
    No money, goes out begging, lives under a bridge but has a Blackberry, different definition of poverty to mine, ok sunshine, skip the scotch and wash the aspirin down with a mugful of the Seine.

  • Re: Healthy Ulverston by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 14-Mar-2017
    Yes you life cunt I have a Blackberry,a 9900 a model that is 6 years old and if I had the riches of Croesus and if it broke I would buy the same.
    Look at the mindless fucks with I Phones bah bah bah.
    There was a time when Apple were a breath of Fresh Air re CLI's of DOS and CP/M however as a company Apple are scum.

  • Re: Healthy Ulverston by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 14-Mar-2017
    What is sad,Blackberry have had to adopt Android to stay viable.
    Android is a toy.
    Keeps the mindless happy,Phones have become a dummy for adults,fucking sad how dumb this world has become.
    I waste my fucking time if anybody wants to give me Darrens email feel free.

  • Re: Healthy Ulverston by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 14-Mar-2017
    If only Balzac had a fucking I Phone and Facebook,he would not have had to toil over La Comedie Humaine he could have clicked Like and Follow on that fucking abomination Facebook that is busy dumbing down the world.

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The Very Last by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 11-Mar-2017
This is the very last,you low life cunts make my skin crawl.
Honor and Integrity is beyond you,however it is also beyond every Chief Constable and ACC and DCC is the UK,I emailed them all yesterday,all morally bankrupt scum that arrest bad guys,no compassion,no integrity.
I have a wonderful Birthday planned next week,begging on The Blvd St Germain.
You low life cunts should be ashamed of yourselves.
  
  • Re: The Very Last by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 11-Mar-2017
    Yes I am fucked up,2 gold diggers,one from MB and that abomination Gracen,also being drawn to a sack of shit from ID that has millions but no goodness within,cannot even say sorry let alone how can I help.
    I cannot help being fucked up,you low life cunts made a cognitive choice too be morally bankrupt.
    My birthday,I want to punch out that vulgar plastic sack of shit Hollande,however I would sett... more >>

  • Re: The Very Last by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 11-Mar-2017
    This is the last I will ever post here upon my honor,if any of you low life cunts feel any guilt or shame let me have those 2 email addresses.
    LOSTSOMEWHERE@PROTONMAIL.COM.

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Premier Inn by early doors (Member 10235862) on 8-Mar-2017
Groundwork has started at the Premier Inn site. I would have preferred this hotel to have had a more prominent site but they must have got the land for bugger all.
I look forward to dining in the Honeypot Carvery with views of the railway viaduct.
  
  • Re: Premier Inn by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 9-Mar-2017
    and of course the collection of craft industries and artisan workshops that populate the canal basin, including Williams` recycling emporium.

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Oh no! by zap (Member 10216554) on 8-Mar-2017
Ever hopeful of turning his adopted town into a sort of Islington/Grasmere hybrid I note that Pickers has "identified a number of accommodation units" which may be suitable for the Syrian refugeees he'd like to see in t'village. He cites the wonderful experience the Kosovans had in town. As I recall a lot of them spent a lot of the time keeping the Bird going! Alas, there will be no such bonus f... more >>   
  • Re: Oh no! by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 8-Mar-2017
    I will say one last thing cunt,it is clear I will find no integrity here AND I GIVE UP.
    I have no idea who Pickers is,no doubt some flavor of cllr,UDC,SLDC,CCC?.
    However I know this,he is a toxic low life morally bankrupt sack of shit as all of them are.
    Not one stood up to be counted.
    I guess the Mindless Northern Monkey Defense is in vogue.
    On my oath I will not be posting here again,YOU LO... more >>

  • Re: Oh no! by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 8-Mar-2017
    Lastly,the mindless fucks want to kick Islam over the actions of a few.
    Read a little history,out of all the Abrahamic Faiths the one with the most blood upon its hands is Christianity.
    Also the largest Grift in the history of man is the Church of Rome.
    That cunt in the dress in Rome that waves at people should be fucking ashamed of himself.
    OVER AND FUCKING OUT,YOU LOW LIFE CUNTS MAKE MY SKIN... more >>

  • Re: Oh no! by early doors (Member 10235862) on 8-Mar-2017
    Cllr James Airey agreed with Cllr Jones, adding: "I agree with everything Cllr Pickthall has said, but we have to be careful. Ulverston might not be the right place to integrate refugees. There might be a better place in Cumbria.
    ..............there is . It's called Barrovia.

  • Re: Oh no! by redneck rampage (Member 10241019) on 9-Mar-2017
    that`s a fine old building you have there pickers. How many rooms? and how many live there? Hmm, plenty of room for a nest of undercover syrian "freedom fighters" in fountain street then.

  • Re: Oh no! by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 11-Mar-2017
    Whoever those Cllr's are it would be fucking refreshing if they said.
    " I am a dumb Northern Monkey lacking in education,compassion and integrity,international affairs are beyond me,so I will shut the fuck up".
    I wonder how their Arabic is,mine I fear is very basic.
    You low life cunts should be fucking ashamed of yourselves.

  • Re: Oh no! by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 11-Mar-2017
    Honor and integrity amongst public servants there is a fucking thought,5 new chimps vying to play in the Elysee,1 Racist Moron,I greedy Bastard,one a Gang of 4 wanna be,one a Plastic Socialist,one a fake quasi Marxist.
    All morally bankrupt scum,not one said to me,Sorry Chris,how can I help.
    in BXL a sack of shit Junker has 82 press sec's.
    that dumb fucking Polak Tusk has 3 drivers,not sure if t... more >>

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Lastly by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 7-Mar-2017
I accept it is stupid of me to expect integrity from Northern Monkeys when not even a single member of Parliament has any integrity,I noticed in the French press a few days ago a sack of shit called Philip Hammond,The Chancellor saying the UK is a nation of honor and integrity.
Guess that proves there is no fucking god,as I expect a God would strike him dumb for uttering such drivel.
Old Honorif... more >>
  
  • Re: Lastly by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 7-Mar-2017
    If one was to use DSM drivel and apply it to a country as if it was a person,without a doubt the USA would be considered psychotic,and surely that fucking idiot Trump must know his wife is fucking his money not him,there are paraphilias and then there is Donald Trump.
    However to give the UK a DSM coding the country would be considered autistic.
    A systemic lack of moral integrity in all walks of ... more >>

  • Re: Lastly by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 7-Mar-2017
    Lastly I will not be posting here again,you low life cunts should be ashamed of yourself.
    If she was not a fake and I was not a basket case I would love to fuck Scarlet Johansson for my birthday and punch out that sack of shit Hollande,however I would have settled for drinking coffee with somebody with a moral backbone.
    You fucking vile and vulgar Northern Monkeys make my skin crawl.

  • Re: Lastly by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 7-Mar-2017
    And the very last,I will say it now,if you cunts ever read in your hick rag,I got my money back.
    My words to any fucker in your vulgar town is FUCK OFF THE ANSWER IS NO.
    The words to Turkeys son,hello my friend I loved your Dad like a Brother,he was kind to me,what can I do for you?.
    Called honor and integrity you low life cunts.

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Happy Birthday To Me. by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 27-Feb-2017
I must apologize for expecting integrity from Northern Monkeys,how can I expect such a thing from The Great Unwashed when all 652 Members of Parliament are morally bankrupt scum that are cut from that are cut from the same cloth as those that did advanced hand wringing at Evian.
Almost my birthday,should I buy a DB9,No wait no fucking money,that bitch Gracen took it all.
Should I fuck Julia Robe... more >>
  
  • Re: Happy Birthday To Me. by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 27-Feb-2017
    I will say one last thing to you vulgar Northern Monkeys,that fucking toxic fake Gerald Kaufman is dead,Happy Happy Joy Joy,shame he did not take the other 651 low life cunts with him.
    However that is not why I am here,I wonder if I got my money back and you read about it in that hick tome The Sun,how many of you low life cunts would be contacting me with give me give me.
    Only one person from yo... more >>

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Kindness by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 25-Feb-2017
The kindness of you vile and vulgar Northern Monkeys has my heart and soul awash with emotion,I fighting the urge too jerk off.
You should be ashamed of yourselves,however that would take moral faculty.
I am mailing the awful regional press and I see your hick rag The Westmoreland Gazette is owned by American Corp Scum Gannett,what the fuck are you hicks doing about it.
I will nor be posting he... more >>
  
  • Re: Kindness by Haverlock Ellis (Member 10310451) on 25-Feb-2017
    I will say one last think,Mea Culpa,I am fucked up,2 gold diggers,one from Manitoba the other from Arkansas also the only woman my heart craved never existed,I refer to a sack of shit from Idaho with millions that failed me,so yes UI am fucked up.
    However I am not cruel and depraved like you Northern Monkeys.
    INTEGRITY THERE IS A FUCKING WORD.
    There again how can Northern Monkeys be expected to... more >>

  • Re: Kindness by Fray Bentos (Member 10255495) on 27-Feb-2017
    I wish you'd hurry up and get on with not posting here again.

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