The Worst Things in Uxbridge, Middlesex*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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The Worst Things

• Annoying little chavs and Pikies
• It's full of Chavs! You can't walk down the high street without passing several young girls pushing prams or some little git wearing Burbury swearing at you trying to start a fight!
• full of pikeys, chavs, rudeboys and goths
• The Uxbrdige scummy people!
• TOO MANY CHAVS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Uxbridge itself.
• all the people who stop you in the street and try to sign you up to something. very annoying when you work here in town

• The fact it is so normal! It can get boring
• Royales...it is the root of all evil.
• Those stupid Hayes birds that insist on coming to Uxbridge in their shitty "schott" jackets, gold clown chains and very badly dyed hair, who we all know will be knocked up by the age of 12 with their second kid, go home and stay there! U give uxbridge a bad name hayes and west drayton.
• most boring place u could imagine living in. also, idiotic, mindless townie/gruger thing that would cause true goths or hip-hop fans to either laugh or burn the whole place down.(pleeeeaaaaase)
• Chiltern View Pub
• fountains mill, its good and bad!
• Too true about West Drayton Slappers, went out with a bird from West Drayton into Uxbridge one night, the silly slut was chatting up someone else all night. But it was ok for me though, she let me talk to one of her Coke addict friends who had 'the fastest Cossie on the planet' Quite ironic really, as I was seeing another bird from Denham Village some time before and she didnt think that sucking someones face qhile seeing someone else was cheating. Oh and her x had a 'Wicked Kick-arse Clio that did 140' What a load of crap. I suppose the funniest thing I ever heard about one of her wide-boy mates was this prat who had had 2 accidents in his motor. Both times his girlfriend was in the car and both times she went through the windscreen after he crashed trying to hit 100 in a speed bumped 30 zone. But aside from my gripes, lots do do in Uxbridge and nice places to drink/eat etc. the only problem is that 90% of the people are wide.

• The cackling hordes of Sharon's whos' idea of fun is to get shit-faced on bacardi breezers and stagger around the town with hopes of being picked-up by one of the many 'lads' that roam the streets. One of the more backward parts of the country. Oh and did I mention the BNP?
• Single mums everywhere Litter - keep our town clean! No Miss Selfridge! Parking is horrendous Idiots' cars blocking Windsor St - it has YELLOW LINES!
• again fountains mill i really dont like that club burn it
• The service in the uxbridge Macdonalds is the worst in any macdonalds I've been to!
• Stop putting down us brunel students! If it wasn't for us, uxbridge would be more dead than it already is! How many people would voluntarily travel to uxbridge! If I'm gonna get on the met line, or the picadilly line, I'd definitely head for central london then uxbridge!
• Arseholes doing surveys and stuffing clipboards under your nose every 2 minutes. FUCK OFF!!! Dog rough slappers in the Old Bill every Saturday night have to be seen to be believed. All the kevs and rudeboys from West Drayton.
• all of it its completly shit and totally boring
• those lads and gals with the hats and socks pulled over their pants!...shout really loud with their gold jewellery and all that sad stuff.
• the stingy newsagents
• The Big Issue seller outside Woolies. (I've seen him piling his profits into a fruity in The Good Yarn) Too many Lads looking for trouble. Too many Bacon sarnies who can't speak and spit on the pavement. The Burger King shuts at night because its in the precint. Too many Council House scumbags with their enormous earrings, clowns on chains and fake designer gear.
• Pigeon feeding. STOP doing it you morons. If they were rats you wouldn't.
• All the building work going on. Poor night buses, virtually impossible to get into London for a night out without a car. The shopping centres are quite expensive.
• Dream Palace, Indian Resturant/Cafe bottom of hercies road – Garbage
• Hayes - just down the road
• People here generally go about their business. So, a smile or a friendly chat is hard to comeby. Strangers all...
• Every one being jealous of those that get to live here.
• Most of it. Avoid Uxbridge apart from shopping trips to the nex Chimes, although its exactly the same as every other one....
• Did I mention the slappers that wear tracksuits? It is in London, but is to far from central (hour long tube ride)
• It's Uxbridge, end of the Met line...end of the world.
• The Uxbridge Blokes are rife. Wearing their Reebok Classics, Ralph Lauren shirts and gold Sovereign rings. They're always up for a fight (but no punching only pushing!!) Catch them down Uxbridge High Street on a Friday on Saturday night after chucking out time. I don't have to fear that any of them will read this because they think e-mail is a drug delivery service! Also, new male residents beware. The ratio in Uxbridge is similar to that in Nottingham. In reverse!!! Here we have 4 blokes to every woman!!
• Students from Brunel Uni. Stop talking utter shite!!! and thinking you're so hard dun by!
• the twats who slag off students all the time including the ones on this site
• The Metropolitan line heading west The Grand Union Canal herading south
• The increasing number of dossers and inner London people who are taking an interest in this place. They hang round trying to change things in their direction ie downhill... The town centre proper is pretty small,you can walk from one end to the other in a few minutes but a big new shopping centre is currently under construction.
• The father jcaks you find around the streets or even sloched in the corner of the good yarn.
• Students
• Alley ways that stink of piss as there are no public toilets.
• Hugely expensive to rent/buy but really that's ok 'cos it gives you a reason not to live there !
• No industry, same people doing the same thing year after year
• Town seems to be filled with students moaning about how crap Uxbridge is. If you don't like it here fuck off back to your mummies and leave the rest of us in peace.
• The cheapest 3bed house you can rent is 800pcm. This is a hell lot expensive to afford not to think of council tax,gas,electricity and other expenses.
• Grannies who seriously believe that if they whack your foot hard enough with their trolleys, they will be able to push it physically through your leg.
• The gangs of young men and women who trawl the streets on Fridays and Saturdays can make walking about after about 9pm a bit of an intimidating experience.
• Its down South.
• The locals.
• Lack of commitment to sports & and social activities. The Swimming pool nr Uxbridge College is a thorn in the Civic Centre's side yet it is immensely popular. Why not put a sliding glass roof over it so it can be used all year round?

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