The Worst Things in Wallasey, Merseyside*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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The Worst Things

• Wallasey Village KWIK SAVES fresh veg department. where is that nice lady, SUE. absolutely top quality FRESH FRUIT and SALADS it was BUT NOT NOW...why did you get rid of the best thing in wallasey village kwik save?
• full of drunken kids who think its full of oldies and they wont get chased when they wreck the cars etc...
• Scallies. Or Wanna Be scallies - who's parents are actually professionals with money (there's some rich folk with Ferraris in 'Wobbly') but the kids for some reason want to look like retarded track suit clad eegits.
• Scally youths, who just got out of jail, comming up to you asking you to sell your cd player, or mobile to them. Depressing to live here, with the scallies
• full of plazzy scousers
• kids with nowhere to go. off licences selling to under aged kids.
• PEOPLE SUCK AND SO DO CARS and lots of other things. eg. nextdoor neibours

• car's piss me off big time. they never stop for you an there a pain in tha ass
• knocking down new brighton baths and losing those cool firework displays, not to mention the swimming when we had a couple of days in the summer holidays that was actually sunny, haha, god did we burn!!!
• Scallies!!! Tracksuits abound and too many girls that have babies before GCSEs finish!!! That whole dress style that pervades with a Lacoste trackie and Rockport boots, a cap perched on the back of the head and a penchant for vandalism.
• The nearest cinemar is in Birkenhead, sob sob
• wallasey is so small, everyone knows each other, it may sound like a good thing but it doesn't take long to pull everyone who goes to Rj's!
• The Chelsea
• Leaving the town behind and being considered in different by those selfish, insular people we call northumbrians.

• The utterly stupid 'scalls'. You think you look good with your soveriegn's and your La Coste "What d'ya mean i look stupid this trackie cost me 250 nicker mate" Exactly! You look ridiculous. Also where do you get the money for these £250 tracksuits you don't work!
• Leaving.
• Seeing as it is a beach town, there is no beach culture like in similar places. Where are all the good looking beach bum types ?
• Full of paople who wear tracksuits and vote Labour.
• Growing underclass and degradation.
• the nazi police!!! u cant have a laugh without the boys in blue wrecking it!!! i mean wat does it come to when you get nicked for wearing a traffic cone on your head!!!
• Disappearing shops; gangs of screaming, drunken youths who rule the streets every night; too many prams and tracksuits
• the disgusting filth that passes as the river mersey. can you imagine how nice it would be if they cleaned it up
• Full of people who think they live in Cheshire and vote tory.

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