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The Best Things in Walton On The Naze, Essex*

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The Best Things
  • The naze (what's left of it anyway)
  • the naze, the beach, the sound of the sea, the sky,
  • The Golden Beach and the cliffs upon which you will find my house.
  • The friendly local residents, Walton Food and Drink and the kebab shop, the primary school, the station, the beach, the pier and the swimming pool. And the Sanctuary bar.
  • er its not Jaywick, but at least you can get some sleep in Jaywick theres alwasy some twat doing DIY badly at 9am, who then does NOTHING for the rest of the day, all noise happens from 7-10am This will be the cause of a few murder frenzys in the future
  • The fights with the stupid londoners
  • Leeks are free. Old Man Frrrr, elder resident of the Guilder Nursing Home, Pentworth lane, grows excess leeks every February and spens the rets of Novemeber giving them to people for free. Think about this for a second would you? He grows them in February, right? He gives them out in Novemebr, Yeah? Won't they be all mushy and rotten? I asked Peter Butterworth for his opinion. He is dead though.
  • Walton is right near Chaffley, Gruey, Hampton On Sea and Nutopia. There is however a hole on the ozone layer directly above, so wear lots of suncream.

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Last updated: 2008-10-14

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