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  • I lived in walton for 30 years,fortunatly my brain and self esteem have fully recovered(took 5 years).my advice for any young people living in walton would be to move to another area at the first opportunity,if you don't your mind and soul will be sucked dry of all its positive potential by the brain numbing apathy and ignorance of the local people(unless you enjoy feeling like crap most of the time).my advice for any old people living in walton would be wasted as you will most likely die there.
  • My brain aches - I think I've covered about everything. Oh - we have a fantastic local library.
  • The worst place in the world
  • Could the person responsible for going on about King Gibbon and all that shite please refrain from writing another phrase. You are an irritating Gimp!!!
  • All Waltonian Sparrows are gay. The fifth of Wilyy Wonkas golden tickets was found here by P.J Proby, but was then stolen by that thief child Charlie Bucket. His grampa Joe (of Don Bucket) is really a mafia Godfather and is the worlds most powerful head of an organised crime sydicate. Why did Charlie get away with stealing the ticket? Wonka pays his grandfather protection money while the old git sits in bed all day in sweaty old mans pants with three other old men and women. Now thats sick.
  • Without Walton the following would not exist - The Beatles, Dung beetles VW Beetels, The Bootleg Beeteles, Bootlegging, Cats, Cinamon Spices of all creeds.

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Last updated: 2008-10-14

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