The Worst Things in Walton On The Naze, Essex*
The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it
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The Worst Things
- the Council
- The Pier Hotel - what an absolute shithole full of all the Walton low life!!
Filthy pub, toilets even worse floors covered in urine, light fittings hanging off the wall. Was once a nice old fahioned family pub with friendly staff. Not a good advert for Walton .
- the click click clickyness.the sea(make sure you wash any part of your body that may come into contact with it).the trains sometimes forget to stop.the grey cloud of depression that looms over the town.(most noticable coming into the town after being away for some time).
- Lack of trees, the fact you can't cycle on the prom, cold winds and lack of parking for residents.
- see above, and imagine where the filthiest scum from london could afford go on holiday,
Loads of space wasted by stinking Churches
- The place in general
- Walton is built on the worlds largets area of natural magnetism. Becasue fo this it is the only place the Daleks will not attack in their attempt to blow up the earths core, fit and engine there and pilot the planet back to Skaro. The rotton shits just fire space guns at the town from space and kill ten people each year, never more, never less.
- It is situated very very near Benp On Wheel, Humping Sidford, Force Nine on de Naze and West Dog Unger.
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Last updated: 2008-10-14
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