The Stuff We Can't Fit In Somewhere Else in Warrington, Cheshire*

• THE WARRINGTON GUARDIAN : Every Friday. Actually not too bad, a bit tabloid, but then aren't they all? About as good as you get for a town sized paper.
• THE MIDWEEK GUARDIAN : Midweek freebie version of above. Ads and dogend fillers that wouldn't cut it in the Friday version.
• THE MERCURY : Freebie Rag and really crap.
• Best thing about Warrington: its proximity to Manchester. Worst thing about Warrington: Smith's, Smith's clientele, Smith's bouncers, etc etc etc. Not only is Warrington very very grim indeed, it has no decent shops, or clubs, a shitty out of town cinema with seats designed to make you squirm and require extensive spinal operations in later life, in fact just talking about my beloved home town is making me feel quite ill, 'scuse me while I throw up.
• I think the best thing about Warrington is L.A Bowl where you can bowl in pitch black or take your chances in the Lazer Quest. The worst thing are the tacky buses it's about time we got new ones lads!
• Warrington is a bit of a dum and there has never been anything good to come out of there (Apart from Chris Evans)

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