The Worst Things in Warrington, Cheshire*

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The Worst Things

• How the road-planners are always piddling-aroung 'merging 2 lanes into 1', sticking 'temporary' lights on roundabouts & keepin' 'em on 'permanent'. Only ONE (congested) way in to the Asda & Tesco (yet 2, YES '2' for Sainsbury's - it can be done!). The supposed (avoid) Bridge Foot 'new alternate route' (coming out at Bank Quay Station) - ten years in the mind of another 'planner' - have you forgotten? Need MORE 'free' sports facilities for the young - get 'em away from the shops!
• mongs
• the traffic
• www.freewebs.com/warringtonincheshire
• the low-lives in 53 degrees, i wouldnt ever go out with a girl who goes there... theres only one reason they'd go
• The fact that the 25 bus seem to disappear into thin air, and then mysteriously reappear in Gorse Covert as Not in Service :).
• Renamed Ikea Warrington to Ikea Manchester. WTF is that all about! Why associate Warrington the M(W)ancs?

• Up the Wire !!
• the traffick is an absolute nightmare! also too many nobeds who are too handy with a bottle in there hand, many of my friends have been hit for no apparent reason!
• Chavs and scallies-way too many, its like chav capital
• Warrington is one big building site
• being stuck there without money prospect or hope
• being stuck there without money prospect or hope
• everyone knows everyone here cant go on a nite out without bumpin into someone you know theres always somethin happenin n everyone is related in obe way its like bloody incest here!

• the stuck up idiots in stockton heath etc!!
• rush hour traffic.
• Crap buses - controlled primarly by one company so they don't give a damn about their customers, no cinema in town, no bus to the cinema outside of town at night, small concert/theatre combo, no proper theatre, suppossed to be one of the major places for transport due to linking two motorways - yet if I want to get anywhere I have to spend nearly all day just trying to get to Manchester or Liverpool. Warrington Hospital - if you visit Warrington hope you don't get ill before you leave! The snobby people in the villages to the south of Warrington in Cheshire who get quite offended when you refer to their village as being part of Warrington, when they are part of Warrington.
• WA1 Club is a disgrace and the worst club night I have ever been to closely followed by the Whitehart Pub across the road!
• The attitude of most people from warrington who cant prenounce words right and think they r the dogs b***ocks. The girls flirt/sleep with ur boyfs just 4 the fun of it and 2 c u get hurt. The lads r pathetic (the odd girls and lads r decent if ur lucky enough to find them) The traffic is a pain, driving through a city is easier. Chigago rock, arrogant bar staff serve a dirty old man whos been stood there 2 mins while uve been stood there 30 mins.
• mr smiths bouncers proper nob eds tiger too dj
• billy, anything thing else overly drug orientated
• most of warrington
• The traffic system is the worst in the memory of man, Ikea cos it's in a shit place and loads of out of towners descend on Warrington mainly on a Sunday and fuck everything up. Scallies with track suits and the token 'Hard dog' in tow. Teenage pregnancies apparently the highest in the country and a shortage of housing for those who really need it
• Why do i have to trek off to Westbrook to see a movie? UCI sucks monkeys butt
• Scallies
• being emo
• Everything. Except me.
• The shite people. ONE BENCH of weirdos! Pitiful! The res have just gone to the burberry...
• Homogeneity of inhabitants.
• when you want to buy something decent but NOWHERE has it
• scallies the fuking dickheads i hate em aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
• them stupid skittle things that have been put put in town!wot a waste of money!money that could have been spent on something better like a new club or pub!at least it would be more use to the people of warrington
• SCALLYS - Who the fuck do they think they are. They're not fucking hard because if they were they wouldn't start fights just because they've got their mates there to back them up. What's so good about wanting to hit someone whithout a good reason. Discover your dick and beat it well you stupid little cunts. Girls don't find violence attractive. I stand corrected, the breed of scabby bints that follow in your wake are just as fucking brain dead. Oh, and the pubs aren't too good!
• All the adidas freaks and scally scum that flaunt themselves around the town centre of an evening. Get an education, a bit of self respect and make something of your lives, you retards.
• stupid little slags who 'do it' behind the clubs e.g. 53 degrees
• lack of shops, and things to do.
• THE POLICE THE CLEANERS THE OLD LADIES THE TOWNIES THE COUNCIL THE GOVERNMENT TONY BLAIR PRESIDENT BUSH GOD
• people who whinge about warrington and how s**t it is and people who wear their trackies tucked into their socks. People who whinge about the uni life... Hello it is a college that now does degrees we are not a university town and never have been! the college tends to cater towards those who live here all year and hey we get cut price haircuts and food out of it!
• The traffic!!
• man united supporters!!!
• Dawsons music shop
• The traffic problem between 7am and 9am, and then again at any time between 3pm and 6. It's horrendous!!!
• The traffic
• little robbo and the goonies
• The transport! Rubbish buses that don't go where you want or when you want, are overpriced and generally pish. The fact that even though there's a million train stations, it takes years to go anywhere due to a) trains to Manchester and Liverpool hardly ever stopping at Padgate / Birchwood even though they stop at Central, and b) having to wait a decade for a bus to town to get to Bank Quay. Warrington Central is possibly the world's worst station - has it not heard of clocks, or screens to let you know when trains are due and where they go to? As for taxis - don't believe Abba Cars's laughable claim of "£1 per mile even after midnight" - I live three miles from town centre and have paid £6-7 at all times of day! Other taxi firms are just as bad. Don't expect a taxi to arrive quickly - these companies seem to have three cars between them, even if you book in advance you can find yourself waiting in excess of an hour.
• The slags and scallies.
• the new anti skateing law! this just sucks! ive been arested 9 times skateing in the center ok manueling thoght the fountain at the boittom of the high street was a bit much but thay arested me not 1nce not twice but 9times over the last few months
• the lowe family from princess avenue.
• Small town = small minds.
• town centre on saturday night...shocking
• To the person who said: "The Place..The People..The Nightlife..The Pubs..Birchwood..The Clubs..The Shops..B&Q..The buses..The Golden Square..The Police..Bank Quay Station..Lever Brothers..The Weather..The Parks..The Traffic..The Smell..Latchford..The Dirt..Stockton Heath..ThePollution..Orford..Outsiders..TheRugbyTeam..Bewsey.. The Wrinklies..Padgate College..The Motorways..The Swimming Baths..The Council. ..........Phone me for the rest......... " So you hate "the people" yet you hate "Outsiders"; you hate Orford, yet you hate Stockton Heath; you blame to town for the weather... Your opinion means NOTHING. Cretin.
• was the IRA bomb in 1993
• the dodgy irish gang who apparantly own smiths and a gym in town and suppy all the bouncers 2 town bars and clubs then as soon as theres abit of trbl start a fight-come on we dont need it!+the scary ppl who hang around parks and ruin it 4 young kids+the guys who think theyr studs cos theyv got cocks(congrats!)+£2 2 buy a girl a drink and get em preggers!well done-now piss off!worst ppl are 'outsiders' giving the place a bad name but we dont need 2 worry about them theyr not true warringtonians!
• the amount of Spar shops in and around warrington just a hang out place for the scum of today either get hassled to buy fags n ale for kids, or u get stared at by a bunch of wankers who think theyre it in groups of 10, yet on theyre own they walk past with their heads down
• Those really useful skittle as the top of Bridge Street! They were a stroke of Genius they were!????????????
• All those thirty-something slappers with cheap dyed blonde hair and badger-like roots showing thru, trailing thru town in the evenings at the weekend trying to dress like they're still margianlly attractive (maybe they were before they had six kids by various dole que-smackheads?)19.......drunks - a perennial problem, chemical mills, traffic, druggies, psuedo hard cases (always a Warrington feature)...the road INTO warrington.............
• Its almost impossible to appreciate the shittiness of Warrington unless you visit. The worst thing is probably the accent - Its a mixture of an over the top Terry Christian Manc and the worst Johnny Vegas-like woolyback waffle...it really is laughable. Warrington is the true arsehole of Britain.
• Those bloody sreet beggers!You go to the cash machine...take twenty quid out...and hay prestoe...Have you got any spare change. Do I look like ive got change...ive taken twenty quid out, and the worse thing is,they are wearing better clothes than me, YSL t-shirt,Kappa track suit, and the famous carrier bag, probably smack heads!
• HOODMANORERS
• THAT PINK EYE IS OFFENSIVE AND A DISGRACE TO ALL THINGS VISUAL!(NO WONDER THERE ARE SO MANY CAR CRASHES ON THAT ISLAND!) WITH THAT AND THE GIANT GREEN PLASTIC ASHTRAY THINGIES ADORNING BUTTERMARKET ST.....WOT DELIGHTS WILL BE NEXT I WONDER?!
• small town, up for a fight mentality of most of the lads who live there. Full of f*cking Man U fans (twats) and thieving gits.
• Those green skittle things in town! Ugly money wasters!
• Hood manorers ALWAYS causing trouble, u can garauntee a stripy shirt and nike cap gang r hangin round smiths at 2.30am lookin at who they can start on next!
• the bouncers except those on flares, there really nice.people that start fights for no reason.people that keep complaining about warrington.those girls that keep shaging lads that they know have girlfriends, you know who you are!!!
• The old bag working in the spar shop at Old Hall(morning shift) If only the owners knew how many customers had been put off by her attitude!!!!
• the building work that seems to be going on forever, the noise and dust from it are ridiculous never mind the danger pedestrians are in trying to cross the road by Newtown House.
• little scallys thinkin there really hard but there shit bags
• very few computer jobs
• Gemini Retail Park - the bane of my life! Hurry up and build the new junction! Too busy on Sundays, because of all the 'outsiders' coming in.
• scallies, bums, people who scav for money.
• THE DECLINE OF JOBS IN THE AREA
• i cant believe how many wankers there are in town, what is the fuckin piont of going town just for a fight, if people want to relieve tention just have a wank before u come out
• Peasants
• THE HUNDREDS OF WANKERS, WITH SHELL SUITS, WHITE SOCKS, ROCKPORT SHOES AND BERGHAUS COATS. LISTEN, YOU ARE A JOKE, AND I PROMISE WILL NEVER ACHIEVE ANYTHING. YOU PROBABLY HAVE A PARENT IN THE NICK, A PREGNANT GIRLFRIND / ARE PREGNANT, AND ARE AWAITING A COUNCUIL HOUSE. DO PEOPLE A FAVOUR AND FUCK OFF OVERSEAS SOMEWHERE, PREFERABLY AUSTRALIA WITH THE OTHER CUNTS!
• Smith's go-ers!! Pretty Boy's who think they are beautiful and girls with hardly any clothes on and they love themselves far to much!!
• The "fools" who appear in town at the weekends. Wannabe heros who appear at the weekends. WHERE DO YOU COME FROM???? The traffic. Fiesta XR2's. Escort XR3's, Turbo's, RS's, "Cosworths", etc etc etc. You pull up at the lights in a McLaren F1 in Warrington and you are GUARANTEED a race by a baseball cap clad lad in an XR2 - "ITS GOT DUMP VALVLES THOUGH!"
• I think the worst thing about Warrington is the fact that some of its inhabitants (such as the 'affluent' Appleton person, who made some rather hasty and ignorant comments) are very quick to criticise the town, which they are clearly a part of, and it seems clear to me that if they think the town is THAT bad, then either do something about it, rather than sitting there moaning about it, or MOVE to somewhere that doesn't have any 'peasants' (as you so politely call some of your Warrington neighbours) - and I think you'd be hard pushed to find a town or city that you don't disapprove of. Try getting a life, and reasonable and open-minded attitude, and wake up to realise what it suggests about you, if you still live in the town that you are so ready to put down! There are some wonderful, friendly people in this town of OURS (yes, yours too) and trust me, you could find yourself living somewhere that lives up even less to your snobbish standards (is that possible?) and think yourself lucky, for God's sake...how selfish and inconsiderate can one person be??!!!
• Full of Scoucers!
• Warrington
• The Barley - used to be decent, up until a couple of years ago and then it went for a burton. Townies - need I say more?
• The beasty woman from AbbA taxis - she has PMS whatever the time of month. When were drunk she always takes the piss and blarts out any number when the taxi comes- She hasn't been as bad though recently ever since a scrawny weed bottled her!!!!
• The drunks around the Alice in Wonderland statue and the smell.
• The Place..The People..The Nightlife..The Pubs..Birchwood..The Clubs..The Shops..B&Q..The buses..The Golden Square..The Police..Bank Quay Station..Lever Brothers..The Weather..The Parks..The Traffic..The Smell..Latchford..The Dirt..Stockton Heath..ThePollution..Orford..Outsiders..TheRugbyTeam..Bewsey.. The Wrinklies..Padgate College..The Motorways..The Swimming Baths..The Council. ..........Phone me for the rest.........
• Has to be the IKEA traffic on a Saturday .. why did they put it there ???
• People who always wear tracksuit pants with their socks pulled over them.
• The kids walk round with socks tucked over their tracksuit pants and rockport boots on in the pretense that they look good! Buy a mirror for f***k's sake.
• Lots and lots of scummy young girls of 16 and 17 trying to make themselves look older with high shoes and short skirts, but making a bad job of it. Lots of young spotty lads trying to do the same. If it's class you want dont go to Warrington.
• NO theatre or decent music venue (rock or classical). Centre is dead after 1800hrs. Bus service very poor evenings and Sundays.
• Lack of good skate spots or skate parks.
• To many scummy people , Lycra leggings trackie bottoms and single mums. To rid Warrington of all these types, put them all in the showboat and blow it up.
• The smell of the dump on Liverpool road during the summer - The invasion of flies from the dump during the summer and the fact that the tipper wagons do about 90mph over the bridge on Liverpool Road in sankey bridges and dont ever get prosecuted. The condition of Liverpool roads surface ie. dodge the pothole... The fact that Warrington Borough Council has done bugger all for the millenium in way of celebrations.... the grotto is shit. and the christmas lights are about 20 years old. The town cryer has done one too. Its a bag of shit.. sooner go to Wigan.. better atmosphere. This place is turning into a no-mans-land like St Helens.
• The locals from Latchford' Orford' Dallam or Birchwood Longford' Howley. All should be avoided they have no jobs but big attitude problems.
• The morning after Central Kebab House
• scouse townies who decend upon warrington every saturday afternoon!
• Scosers are taking over the town. Bring back the mancunian warringtonians.
• Burtonwood Catholic Club,People who convert old barns in to homes/Nothing to do and crap bus service's.
• The local football team is Manchester United and that means that warrington is full of Manky B*****ds
• Warrington is as dull as dishwater. It makes even Wakefield look exciting. It has no character, and is a complete waste of time to visit. It has a dangerous chemical factory, a huge power station, and a nuclear engineering sir all witin a mile from the town centre. Need I say more? Anybody with any sense left as soon as they could. A place to visit your Auntie.

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