The Worst Things in West Kirby, Merseyside*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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• Sermaine Kamga - Alicante prostitute
• Member of posh golf club who likes swinging - and not his golf clubs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Old people
• Old people
• CHAVS
• lots of old people!
• The unloved and unwashed who leave litter and vomit everywhere.
• the pathetic chavs that live in middle class homes but dress and act like they've been dragged up in b'head north end,try being yourselves,or if you need to sheepishly follow one social group don't pick one so laughably pathetic.
• The sight of moshaz
• leigh road
• old people doddering around
• too grannyish when your in your teens, come to appreciate it in ur twenties
• the rain and cold but ther aint nefin u can do about that except always bring a warm jacket wen u come here.
• Scallys and a lot of old people! Scallys are just pure annoying and old people are so rude and think all young people are evil! >:K If you walked in a gang along the pavement and there was an old person trying to get past, you'd tell your friends to let the woman through and they'd just go "I'd prefer it if you'd call me a lady! I think that's the appropiate manner!"
• The old people, the scals, the sand blowing in your face when it's windy, otherwise it's not a bad town. Not much to do for the youth but all right if you like beach barbecues (who doesnt) or can make your own fun.
• i like fish
• getting caught wanking in the bushes in cubbins green
• Too many bloody flats!!!!!
• The scallies and the vandalism.
• Lack of clubs no where to go dancing and get very drunk until the early hours in the morning!
• The time it takes for you to get served at Weatherspoons The amount of scallies has actually reduced it self over the last year so they must have found something to do, like cause trouble at the ringers, but now that is out of the way to life is much more pleasant down old west kirby way The girls from safeway that like to sleep around, im trying not to be bitter.
• The dog crap, hardly anywhere for teenagers other than the Youth Centre in the concourse and few church based initiatives, the lack of toilets at the Station,
• Lack of male talent indeed!! What about me!!
• -The narky shop owners-they are all so unbelievably misarable, lighten up! -The scallies-all the squillions of 'em. -The old people, where do they all come from?? And look before you cross the -road! If you hover in the middle you are bound to get run over! -The pidgeons, aaaaaaarghhhhhhh die pidgeons. -The strangley huge number of scallies and old people! A point definately worth saying again!
• Old people moaning about riding and skating or the prom :O(
• scallies, and u know who u are, punks who hang on street corners, get pissed on half a bottle of the rankest cider, and then proceed to kick off on anyone, your time will come.
• The scallys in the area always like to give shit to most people and complaining old people ( did they not have a childhood )
• The old people. Just too many I'm afraid, and of course they all pretty much share the same bigotted attitude: all young people are criminals. Maybe if there were more things that young people could do, there'd be less vandalism? West Kirby is unfortunately turning into a bit of a nursing home estate - a kind of Florida of Britain almost.
• The area hibernates in winter.
• All public lavatories have been closed, but happily local councillors have offered the use of their front gardens. The driving standards are appalling - indicators are apparently not fitted to cars driven here and drivers have right of way from side streets. Beware the two most prevalent types of crap driver - 1) old ones in Rover 400 series (with 25mph limiters fitted) wearing flat caps; 2) boy/girl racers from Caldy driving over-powered BMWs that Daddy bought them for getting one GCSE... There's also an unbelievable number of ungainly, road-hogging, off-road 4-wheel drive, bull-barred, gas-guzzling Japanese behemoths around at 8.55am and 3.35 pm dropping off or picking up 6 year olds from school.
• HOW EVERYONE COMES TO THE AREA TO DIE
• the scallies kids thinking they're drug dealers just cos the can shift a little bit of pot. the special police constables (why are WE being bossed around by civilians who live miles away and are not even from west kirby)
• the police everybody knows what you get up to before you've even done it most people have theoritically slept/snogged each other as alot of snogging goes on Scalleys - pain in the arse
• Lack of male talent in the locality - an influx of new and exciting men would be appreciated.
• No-one outside of the Wirral knowing where you live, the grannys that hang around in the middle of the road, scallies who steal pigeons and leave a mess, the Wirral grape vine of gossip.
• Lamest thing is the Scalleys -- Liverpool is only 15 minutes away, so they're in abundance here.
• Watch out for Weaver fish if swiming/wading barefoot in the sea!
• The worst thing is there is no nightlife apart from the odd Karaoke etc in the pubs.
• Them sad scally's being "big fish in a small puddle" and the landlady of the White Lion who accuses teenagers of smoking drugs when they are really making roll-ups!!
• Too many hairdressers.
• It is a Retirement Retreat so don't expect too much. However as young people are thinner on the ground they are twice as mad as anywhere else!!
• Walking along the beach with your wife and kids, passing some idiots guzzling beer.
• The scallies-it's a good point and worth making twice

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Last updated: 2009-01-19