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  • golden oldies night used to be at the grasshopper pub on a wednesday, my wife (62) and me (26) don't go there anymore, she has a bad leg after falling over from drinking to much and smoking to many spliffs
  • I'd just like to point out that not all the ladies at the Grasshopper are 94 year old grannies! It can't be that bad, people come from miles away to fill the club every Friday, and what about the age of the men? Most of THEM are past their sell-by date!
  • The Grasshooper is a great place to meet some very sexy ladies! Yes so some are old enough to be your granny but they are fit & if you are lucky great in the sack!!
  • The Grasshopper is easily the most lively club/pub in Westerham. The club may be grab a granny, but so what, they may be old birds, but I pulled a middle aged bank clerk from Eden Park and she was more of a game for anything bird. Get down there.
  • the only "club" in westerham is the big grasshopper, if your tastes include 94 year old women - get in there.
  • Go to Croydon instead, saves you going to 'Grab a Granny' night at the big Grasshopper.
  • The Country Club at The Big Grasshopper Inn. For over 35 sophisticated members. Did someone say "Grab a Granny"? They should be so lucky! Some "Fit" Grannies here!!. Young, loud, scruffy with bad speech & attitude would NOT be welcome.
  • none Only Grab A Granny Night At The Grasshopper

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Last updated: 2008-11-28

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