Buskers, Street Entertainers in Whitehaven, Cumbria*

Places to find public entertainment

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• 1 eye jack off bransty
• endy pants off mirehouse and pidgeon simon the simple cunt who lives on mirehouse
• lots of dodgey characters round this small town
• lots of idiots round this dull town lots of heroin addicts dont leave ya car open or youll be robbed
• minty the legend
• dusty miller full of weird people and jail birds by looks of them .avoid the vine rough looking people and thats just the women lol sun inn hensingham square dont go there unless u want touched up in the toilets very strange weird looking foul smelling waste of space oxegan theifs haha they piss in ya pint you have bin warned
• stevo the mirehouse cross dresser blow anybody for a bag
• stevo the cross dressing pervert from mirehouse comes from london and by god what a freak
• Ha the Fishy fellas AKA the smother brothers. These 2 are awesome ha ha picking up fag stumps and smoking the butts. They always walk around like follow the leader ha ha ones always 1 step behind. Did anyone see the spread in the whitehaven news ha ha hilarious.
• the smuggle brothers,like a scruffy barry and paul chukle.
• brian the biggest liar in the solar system nessbit aka nezzy
• Les the best mini-bus driver in cumbria- always good for a laugh
• theres chuddy foot paul who walks like he has chuddy stuck to his shoe, wid glasses n spiked black hair wid a southern accent n shiny forehead! and says "awite mate" to everyone
• what about julie'chinky worker'. married to kinty with a k and his famous moped. she enough to put anyone off there chinese after a few bevies. n what about the woman when you phone abbey cabs, everytime you phone 'where from will do'.
• CON- mousee man, BOB-Drunk, STASH- hairy dude, Rogan sex god not
• smuggle brothers, joe boy snakes, boss
• whitehaven is full of characters joe boy snakes for one it must be summat int wata
• Mark and Bob (AKA Ethel and Martha hehe) Mr Wonnacott, Big James Maxwell (Hi Elton), Sweet Zombie Fil, Mr Simpie (CUT THAT DAMN HAIR), Mr Con (my name isn't Sponge Bob DAMNIT!!), Steph the crazy foxy gothic lady, Dobby haha youre named after a house elf
• Joe Boy Snakes is well Joe Boy Snakes!
• two old men that sit on the grit salt at the end of henry street at around 1 oclock everyday with there dogs poppy,ruby and toby
• two old men that sit on the grit salt at the end of henry street with there dogs poppy,ruby and toby
• there are so many in whitehaven. Tiara woman, Joe boy hes class, the man who wears really long T-shirts n looks like he is wearing no pants, Geoff from safeway! hes actually a really nice guy who always says hi to you eventhough he does chant 'haven haven' all the time. viking harry who works for haven RL
• yakka , funny head , fat kneck , pee wee n pee wee , nicket , shinksy, tokas , young nicket ,soss , neville , tony ,maggots , n too all who have passed by us god bless you
• Donda the fat lad at rugby ground
• here is a local character called steven scattergood aka smokey, he is 17 and hangs around at jericho park on hillcrest where he hangs around wid all the lil kiddies and they think he is rock hard and sum kinda god!! He is often found wanderin by himself on friday or sat nites in the park nite club!! And is fave sayin is suck my d**k!!! ergh no thanx
• Penny Pickerand the infamous Geoffrey !!! he has got more friends than anyone !! Whitehaven Whitehaven Whitehaven !!!!!!
• Kinty - his Rambo recitals are quite something! Chicken!!!! Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?
• Kinty - Legend. Be it Rambo, John Wayne or the Grand National. His love for Julie will never die (he informs me he gets plenty of offers). I once saw him serenade a couple on The Night of the Raj step after Gallaghers. Velvet tones.
• I get entertainment watching Stumpy the tramp pick up cigarette butts.
• Joe Boy Snakes is the best entertainer in the north. Dont get too close to him cos he might try and attack you.
• blaney the amazing man who shoves toilet brushs up his arse sidewards!
• well. Nut, otherwise known as stephen richardson thinks he is the biggest entertainer about! he is 21 and the main thing in his life is his nova. which was recently burnt out. nut laps town, revvin his engine at girls erm... 30 times town, 29 workington. a job? lappin mac donalds and thinking he is the king of the road. wots wrong with ya voice... is matt conors dick wedged in your throat? or have you inhaled too much petrol up ya nostrels? HE IS ENTERTAININ THO. YOU DESERVE A AWARD FOR MAKING THE MOST NOISE IN WHITEHAVEN. YA CREEP.
• NOT
• That guy with blonde hair and sunglasses who played clash songs, he was pretty good. That guy from the Coriander Seed cafe.
• oh those scruffs that walk thru town. the one wiv the pipe and the screwed up face. oh and the lady wiv the tiara
• ryan scott, toby, kennet and opre of hensingham are all fucking male prossies as all they want is a shag but they never get it as they are all fucked up and scott has a swell head if any of you have noticed!!!!!!!!!!! IF ANYONE ONE WHO READS THIS TELL THE HENSINGHAM SWELL HEADS ITS FROM THE WORKINGTON GIRLS THEY KNOW WHO WE ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• We sometimes get a 30ssomething who plays excellent johnny cash covers outside Mackays.
• Go into Safeways and be entertained by Dicky Dave the Customer service manger and the security guard Greame Pickering who looks likes chris moyles but thinks he is george micheal and gods gift!!!! check out pauline park she looks like (and acts like) pauline from league of gentlemen!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
• NOT MANY
• we don't have any they would just get their heads kicked in by the tough lads well so they think!!!!
• the eveng news and Star seller - he speaks a language all his own
• watch out for the budhist monks on king street, not strictly "entertainers" but I do find it entertaining telling them to stop harrassing people and piss off to jam land !
• Seagulls who crap on peoples heads.
• A busker in whitehaven is about as common as camilla parker bowles having tea with the queen
• everyone in whitehaven is entertaining
• I once saw a Latin American Flute band on Kings Street. They didn't stay long.

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Last updated: 2011-08-16