The Worst Things in Whitehaven, Cumbria*

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• HAVING TO WAIT A COUPLE OF WEEKS UNTIL I GET UP THERE TO SHAG ONE OF THE FOUR WOMEN IVE ON THE GO THERE
• FUCKING LIVING THERE HAHA JAMEATING TWATS
• hensingham needs demolished full of wannabe gangsters haha
• the women haha dirty std slags
• having to fucking live here with all these jam eating sheep shaggers
• full of grassing back stabbing sneaky cunts
• kaz stamper ugly bitch off hensingham got the clap
• Where alex lives and thinks hes massive, when he's clearly not. He has a dorito head and failed his drivers licence because he cant reverse a car!
• HAVING TO BREATH THE SAME AIR AS THE LOCAL COMMON PEOPLE WHO WALK ROUND SAYING .MARRA MARRA AND HEY !WANNA BUY SOME JAM MARRA..CRAZY TOWN
• getting fuck kicked out of ya if ya not from the area !WANKERSSSSS!!!
• getting fuck kicked out of ya if ya not from the area !WANKERSSSSS!!!
• having to bloody drive past it on the way to work every morning
• living on woodhouse clearly a ghost estate
• hey stop slagging us whitehaven folk off ok its great here and we dont eat jam we had spam down the pits in our sarnies its workington who ate jam
• wakeing up and finding you have caught vd off a fat slag off hensingham she knows who she is
• having to eat jam
• everything its awful please stay away
• having to live on jam
• the inbred locals they love jam proper rough and inbred looking freaks
• having to listen to the whitehaven accent by god thick as owt
• the small minded yobs which basically is most of whitehaven .always have the feeling you are about to be attacked.dont stare at any locals you will regret it ..nothing to do nowhere to go ,such a sad dull existence no wonder most of the population are on drugs .its only when you have lived here then moved away that you realize what a proper shit hole it is thank god i got out and lived to tell the tale .
• having to visit
• the sun inn on hensingham .keep away
• getting a house on hensingham and getting burgled in the 1st week ..wankers !!!!!
• living in whitehaven and having to put up with the dole scruffs who live there and every person onmirehouse estate is eiter a drug user or drug dealer and the same about hensingham full of idiots giving it large but not so hard when ya see them by themselves
• having to fucking live here
• having to listen to the local accent totally thick as pig shit its like stepping back in time weird weird people and very dirty full of druggies and sheep shaggers and by god they love their jam
• everybody knows everybodys buisness .full of grassers and wannabe gangsters drugs are everywhere and its getting worse drive up to mirehouse estate and hensingham you will see what i mean also look at woodhouse and greebank but dont get out ya car they will eat you alive and rob ya
• eveything about this town is bad the people are all lowlife and are always fighting among them selves and 99 percent of the kids are on drugs or drink no hope at all such a sad life
• lots of smack heads every person i met and got to know was on the sick on medication or some sort of drugs glad i got out alive ..please please keep away
• always had the feeling i was about to be mugged .small minded people all nosey twats and know every fuckers buisness.
• having to go there its crap and wet and cold
• having to eat jam all the time
• catching crabs at browns bar on weekend ..beware boys some dirty girls in there
• dont move here it will be biggest mistake of your life !!!!!
• having to live there ..
• all of it whitehaven is shite forever in workingtons shadow jameating marra muppets
• stuck on the dole most of the population got no prospects only holiday they have is when they go to prison
• big puffy boy bouncers
• hensingham full of idiots and druggies dole scroungers never had a job in their life and dont intend to get a job highlight of their week is getting stoned at weekend having plant food any drugs they can get lol lots of dirty girls drop their nickers for a bottle of anything
• hensingham full of gays
• hensingham is the worst full of little chavs and inbreds little boys thinking they are hard full of illiterate people who walk around like zombies such a dull existance they have give up on life and only thing they can do is drink drink and more drink or plant food coz they are all plants
• garn out wid a hensingham slapper and getting std they famous for it ya know lol
• hensingham is the worst place ..beware full of gays and strays devon road is the worst road they give any muppet a house on that road or any slapper ... full of incest and sheep shaggers ..hensingham boys little mongs who get plastered on white lightning and think they are hard but realy are just gays haha rutland avenue also a disgrace and shud be demolished full of muppets and tarts and mothers who dont deserve to have kids eh lol
• Everybody knows everybody elses business. Taxi drivers can be over-sensitive.
• It's very parochial. Not much intelligent conversation to be had, and it's sadly getting worse.
• the white people
• The monotony of the whole place. The fact there there is nothing to do so out of boredom people turn to crime, alcohol and drugs. All the fucking twats that listen to the same gay music buy clothes from top shop and are fucking gay twats that need their throats slit and then shat inside
• arriving
• All the smack heads,rugby players,miss worlds and kids that tell me to fuck off.
• magic mushroom season
• Lee proctor for touching me in inappropriate areas of my body!
• the worst thing in whitehaven would be anyone who plays for kells! D**kheads
• gettin clapped up by becki boot and havin 2 go to std to get cocked checked
• fat orrible cunts dishin std,s out like no 2moz ,,,,becky boot say no more
• Not having a decent new book shop. WH Smith is just not adequate. Tesco Morrisons Buses
• Not really a worst thing - (in my opinion)
• nothing for the kids to do
• no work, bad access roads from elswhere in the country, boy racers,living next to workington
• Chavs, Nightspots, abusive little people who dont know whats good for them
• SLIK HAIR DESIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DEMOLISH IT
• SLIK HAIR DESIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BEWARE PROTECT YOUR HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• SLIK HAIR DESIGN IF YOU WANT YOUR HAIR DESTROYED PLEASE GO!!!!!THE STAFF ARE RUDE UNPROFESSIONAL AND COMMON FISH WIVES.
• SLIK HAIR DESIGN IF YOU WANT YOUR HAIR DESTROYED PLEASE GO!!!!!THE STAFF ARE RUDE ,UNPROFESSIONAL .
• theres nowt for the young uns to do but drink in castle park or street corners.
• BORDER TELEVISION, ITS ALL SCOTCH!!!!
• THERE IS NO BORDER BETWEEN US AND WORKINGTON TO STOP THE JAM EATING B****RDS COMING HERE
• THE HOME OWNERS ON RICHMOND WHOSE HEADS ARE STUCK UP THERE OWN ARSES, THEY FORGET ITS A COUNCIL ESTATE!!
• Some of the people there , are scary.
• Full of smack heads and thugs, over 50% of Whitehaven males are just thugs. There idea of a nightout ends up in kicking some poor bast**ds head in.
• underage drinking and drunk and dissorferly people working the streets.
• every 1 in whitehaven and surrounding areas are inbred morons who have no idea how 2 be civilised,if u werent born here,dont live here!living with the constant threat of violence +abuse is not something many people enjoy,all the thick neckd,aint i hard pricks should be ashamed of themselves,and thats just the women,STAY AWAY,DO NOT LIVE HERE,U WILL REGRET IT 4EVER.
• No big shopping centres Everyone know's everyone and all their business! Stupid amateur Rugby players-aka Flymo, Zan, Bruno e.t.c
• no work n police cells
• The cash drain that is the Beacon centre - nice, but not THAT nice.
• I don't understand what language you speek.
• Skateboarding trolley dolly fartknockers who think they are counter culture and write on websites like this. How can you criticise the baseball cap wearing scallies you are in the same category i.e. conforming to a stereotype. Another thing Mirehouse is a great place to live never a dull moment. Better than living a bland sterile existence like the latest batch of little Fauntleroys & Tarquins who try to look like they are living on the edge. Mammy can I leave the table now!
• The worst thing is the fucking town
• The worst thing is the fucking town
• The whole 2 hours I was there I had the overwhelming feeling I was about to be mugged. Even though it was broad-daylight on a Saturday lunchtime. I even felt the need to lock the car whilst driving through. .... and to just drive right through is the best advice I'll give.
• rip off taxi drivers.
• If you could run a power station off negativity, resentment and self-loathing, there would be no need for Sellafield to exist.
• ex's. everyone knows everyones business. or it seems that way.
• The weather tends to be shit. The market pubs. The tattooey loud women that give us ladies a bad rep!
• The park/Gallaghers/heapo's. dont be there sober if u can help it. beware of stealth moose.
• MOST GIRLS ARE PLUMP/FAT AND WEAR TOO LITTLE ON SATURDAYS. I WOULDN'T COMPLAIN IF THEY WERE SLIM.
• gobby bloody kids
• the "ere-ahy" crew. "lend us 10p for my bus fare.....ahyyyy"
• ryan scott, toby, kennet and opre of hensingham are all fucking male prossies as all they want is a shag but they never get it as they are all fucked up and scott has a swell head if any of you have noticed!!!!!!!!!!! IF ANYONE ONE WHO READS THIS TELL THE HENSINGHAM SWELL HEADS ITS FROM THE WORKINGTON GIRLS THEY KNOW WHO WE ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Roadworks and yet more roadworks, the whole town is grinding to a halt with temporary traffic lights. Awful nightlife, two clubs full of pyschos and townies, go to Workington, miles better.
• The Close Family from Frizington (Some exceptions but not many). The fat lass from Cleator Moor, Charlene whatever her name is. Takes up 3 seats on the bus.
• the multi story car park
• THAT MAN GAR HE ALWAYS WANTS 10p FOR A TIN OF DAMP START HE DOES MY HEAD IN WHEN I AM AT THE SHOPS WITH MY MAM .WHAT A STINK BOMB
• The town is really crap - thats why I don't come back. The dialect I am happy to say, I have forgotten and can't and no longer wish to understand. Added to whcich every second word that comes out of the mouths of Whitehavens inhabitants is the F word. I hated growing up there (although I never forget my roots whcich is why I am reading this website. I find it histerical and very TRUE!)but happy to say that I am enjoying such a great life in New York City, USA!!! Wake up Whitehaven people, get out while you can there's a whole new life waiting for you beyond the boundaries of Whitehaven!!!
• it is the worst thing
• Whitehaven itself.
• it never changes,the weather, workington nearby, clubs only open til 2(some are open until 4 in norway, hahaha!!!)
• Far too many students wandering around with their heads up their arses complaining how pathetic Whitehaven is and how "a big city like Manchester where i go to university at"is much better. Why don't you wise up and remember where you came from you pathetic little tossers
• The amount of rugby , i wanna show how hard i am pricks out at the weekend. Small minded and ruining an otherwise nice place to live.
• Rain. Seagulls. Fishy smell.
• Park Nightclub
• The worst ( and coolest ) thing is the dialect . As gayn yam marra , who the f-k can understand that !
• Going to work on a sunday morning (in safeway)!!!!!!!
• NIGHT CLUBS THE PARK
• The Queens Arms!!!
• EVERYONE IS OBSESSED WITH JAM!!!!! THEY EAT IT WITH ANYTHING!!!!!
• The phrase 'Everyone hates us and we don't care' did not originate in Millwall...
• The traffic discouragement measures- as someone who lives outside the town I often decide to travel the extra 4 or 5 miles to Workington, less hassle to drive round and find somewhwere to park. I wonder if any local business has suffered because of the adventures in road planning namely the 3 sets of traffic lights on the road in from Inkerman
• I lived in Whitehaven for 17 years which is basically 17 years of having the threat of a beating hang over your head.... Good years though, 80's night life there was something else!!!!
• staying too long
• Small mindedness reigns.
• It never changes.
• Small minded attitudes are unfortunately omnipotent in the town- with reluctance to change. If I said in the pub that I went shopping in Leeds for example I would get:- "why the f*** would you want to go there for- its full of Yorkshire b*******". Also many of the people are racist and bigoted. The fashion sense of the people also leaves a lot to be desired- it would be nice to see 10 people not wearing a kappa tracksuit occasionally- not likely to happen though.
• The bloody speed bumps in the town centre and down Coach Road!!
• Woodhouse was always worse than Mirehouse in my day!
• Public transport is crap - if you are going to whitehaven go in a car.. The smalltown mentality of some of the residents..
• very very very hard people indeed not enough roads out everyone has been out with everyone else at least twice
• Seagulls and pigeons
• lads!! no fit lads what so ever
• Nothing to do in the daytime really. The shops are all closing down. It was far better when i was a kid.
• The rain!
• Whitehavem is a dump. Stay away from Mirehouse area or you won't get out alive.
• The worst... I can't think of anything!
• Whitehaven is an island, cast adrift from the rest of the world, by a combination of, Lakes, mountains, and a network of totaly inadequate roads :(
• Whitehaven is a case of sexual stereotyping gone insane.

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Last updated: 2012-01-26