The Stuff We Can't Fit In Somewhere Else in Wickford, Essex*

The things which can't be categorised

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• dna
• some people here are really nice, some are just losers but ya get them everywhere,
• Wickford used to be a funny and special place to live, but the last ten years or so anybody decent just wants to move
• not just jedi's have a darkside. explore your darkside. if you cant be bovv'd have a magnum, well nice.
• i think wickford would be a nicer place if the council tax paying residents could do something about the non paying residents, you know who you are!
• get rid of all the "harnut" rudeboy pricks they are here to make everyone elses lives difficult
• gaaaaaaaannnnnnnn
• Had to tell you all. Wickford Youth Band and Majorettes had their 30th Year Anniversary cum Reunion cum Prom cum Award Presentation night on Saturday 2nd October 2004 at the Wickford Community Centre. 175 Old and Prescent Members attended this Special Night, all dressed in Gowns and Tuxedos. It was a fantastic night that YOU could have been part of but your not nembers yet are you. So join in, become a member. Visit http://www.bobfromtheband.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk and be a part of it all.
• Basildon's cooler. But really, you just have to know where to go. Obvious places are so boring.
• i think wickford is the best, it is ivolving in front of our eyes, and it has the best school in essex ,im not just saying that because i go there, the offsted inspectors have ranked it as the best public school in essex. any one who doesnt think good thoughts about wikford should be shot, there blood drained nd then boiled in it and fed to tony blair..... one bad thing about wikford though is that, any one who is brave enough to show indiviuality are attaked by the townie scum, who should be shot, all of them, except jess fred craig dan nicole and monique, because they dont mind people who like to die there hair bright orange and sing the bohemian rhapsody to the tune of dancing queen...not that i do that 8| :)...
• Wickford is indeed small, but is also a pandora's box of evil. Its grey-skinned residents roam the streets exhibiting a variety of curious maladies, including leprosy and typhoid. Several of the bow-legged inhabitants are clearly in the advanced stages of syphilis, but this doesn't appear to stop them in their daily routine of chip-eating, shopping for track suits, and shouting at each other in an incomprehensible estuary dialect. They walk like gibbons, smell like geese, and have an alarming tendency to spit cachew nuts at passing traffic.
• If you live in wickford, try http://www.samaritans.co.uk for help.
• Jo JO, hes a clown...
• There should be a new category for this site called "The Wickford Massive - Do They Have The Right To Live Or What?" Obviously, when I say "live" I mean the following: defacate in peoples front gardens, use foul language, wear fake calvin kleins (from some guy at Park Lodge), urinate in shop letterboxes and mate with local wildlife. Yes or no? Answers on a postcard please. One other addition: Any paid-up members of 'da massive, take note: punctuation and spelling is a good thing.
• I wish I lived on the Wick with my imaginary boyfriend too... Everyone GET A LIFE!
• Wickford has been contaminated by The Wick which has brought with it the undesirables without giving them a place to hang out. This means they sit on the benches and attract other undesirable from billericay and woodham also from new housing estates
• I will be moving to Wickford soon with my wife. I have read that there is trouble in and around the High Street late at night by a group that call themselves "The Wickford Massive". I would like to think that the above mentioned group do not hassle innocent people and are only bored because the've got no where to hang out. A message to the Massive:- Please give older people some respect, and try to listen to what they tell you, because in the long run, what they tell you might be worth listening to, and it might even be true!!!
• Bromfords school is EEEVIL.
• Harry Potter. Not the boy wizard but the tattooist. I wouldn't let him do me (I've got a lovely man in Aberystwyth) but his black and white stuff is good.
• Check out the 'hottest' range of 'hot' mobile phones at the phone box shop at the end of the high street.......none of the stock is nicked.....honest.....
• It's a bit of a dump really, but living here is not really bad - for a middle aged biker. You can't buy screws, nails, or tools except at the Handyman (end of the brick barn in the market) And possibly at Newtown (Willow Court, Nr Co-Op)

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