The Worst Things in Worcester, Worcestershire*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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• insular small city that somehow thinks it compares to the vibrancy of some of UKs major cities - no chance!
• Horrible posh piece of shit. Wish I was dead.
• Black Alan always gwarnin round tryna gash ma spliff
• Drug binging youths behind the fountains area
• Steve Neale, faggoty kid who we met and he thought he was some kind of god although the company he keeps is often many years younger than himself
• All the dole scrounging drug addicts on the ronkswood estate,
• i was skating in a car park bye the tech colledge and some one spred some gravel around .. that wasnt good to skate on after.
• the city in general
• MC V Dean
• fat ugly girls and the STUPID gay boyz hu tink dey r hard but are really dickheads GIRLS PLEASE STOP EATING AND JUST THROW URSELFS OFF A CLIFF U DIRTY SLAGS
• tolly's who say "bab" at the end of every sentence
• CITY CENTRE HIJACKED EVERY FRIDAY AND SAT NIGHT BY LUNATIC DRUNKS WITH A FREE INVITATION TO CAUSE TROUBLE
• When it rains its depressing but that's england
• every thing
• The alarming rate in which the chavs are reproducing.
• When it rains WOrcester seems like the crappest place on earth. The lowlifes who hang around outside Macdonalds (one little gem spat on my shoe once for no apparent reason. Angel Place/the market could do with a cleaning up. So could the Shambles.
• Neil Grinnall homes poster displayed on Sansome Place railway bridge, I have to stare at Mr Grinnall's smug face everytime I drive along this road. It reminds me of the Saddam Hussein pictures put up all over Iraq prior to the invasion.
• The poster of a rather smug looking bearded property developer, on Sansome Place railway bridge, spookily reminiscent of the sort of thing Sadam Hussein used to have displayed all over Iraq!
• -cathedral plaza -the 'skanky' bit : angel place. minging. maccy d's, quiksave, rooster chicken. you so much as look at any of the people who hang out there and u feel like you';re in for a lamping. - the road system!! - the mentality that this is the only place on earth u get from a lot of people here... get out...see the world!!!
• Neil Grinnal's aka "Grinning Neil's" (apparantly) backhander based determination to out price all first time buyers from the town centre.
• its worcester... malvern is near
• Loads of chavs
• anyone that lives ther, they r all stuk up. well anyone ovr the age of 19 n lives ther. i am luky, i dont.
• goin home
• The flooding The traffic on London Road, and over the too-narrow New Bridge. Coachloads of Welsh people when the Victorian Fayre is on in November.
• Taxis are a real rip-off
• Everything in the Winter!
• you know everyone
• hot ladys with white teeth
• No KFC !
• Stupid grouping between young people, either townie or skater. Lack of penguins.
• Scum trying to pick fights with you.
• The weird bastards who come into Coffee Republic and leave Chocolate all over the bloody table. Do you know how long it takes for me to clean that stuff up. Fucking kids who come in and smoke Lambart and Butler so there mummy does find out.
• the fact that it's a deadbeat town that smells of despair
• the weather, as in most of britain, cant hide from people you know but dont wanna see!
• No quality clothes shops or local football teams, except kiddi. oh, and images - have u actually been there? The growing number of jocks who live in their 1st team rugby shirts saying "actually""GB""-age"and "allsorts" far too frequently
• The annual Bath Road roadworks (Please note this has now increased to three times a year)with the queue for the city centre starting in Malvern!
• fat people walking into you then shouting at you cos you didnt move. price. townie population
• the townies and security guard under russell and dorrells yes the pshyco one!
• Hotels - the quality of hotels in Worcester is appalling. Only the Diglis maintains some charm though it is like revisting Torquay. The Fownes is a filthy, overpriced hole, the Giffard is just unbelievable, the Star by the forgate station was disgusting and that's it! You may not like living here, but just thank god you don't have to find a room!! The other worst things are the drunks, the violence, the beggars and the litter - it is a filthy city full of rodents and pigeons and thick people. There are no important museums or galleries. It is a city without style, class or interest.
• The fire shirt gang: A group of 7 13 year old boys, 5 of which wear an identical shirt.
• Prostate Cancer.
• Is it true that "begging" is the up and comming growth industry of Worcester ?
• stupid arse hole boy racers. and stupid arse hole twats who supply em with shite 2 put on their crap cars........car..is..ma...sty..le...??
• stupid arse hole boy racers. and stupid arse hole twats who supply em with shite 2 put on their crap cars........car..is..ma...sty..le...??
• Hmmm. what can I say? Porbably the fact that there is nowhere to shop and not a lot of things to do.
• Alice Ottley and Grammar School and Kings School ponces who bring our city down with their constant snobbery..return back to the countryside you bints.
• The bus services in from the surrounding areas are pretty awful. Actually the worst thing is that it happens to be half an hour (if you're lucky) from where I live. Oh and the floods are a bit of a bummer as well.
• The boring choice of shops,the shit charity shops (they used to be good as well),the lagery vibe at weekends,aggro in the taxi queues,the sort of dorks that hassle you in Chicago's,some cruddy chip shops,walking home after a heavy nite out when you live up Rainbow Hill!
• Big crowds at Christmas, American tourists.
• It's Worcester...! Worcester is a non-city, dead to the world, insular yet lacking in individuality. The inhabitants count the days until they can leave.
• when the city play Bilston how crap........
• grammer and kings boys (definately boys and not men) - yes i went to aos for my sins
• The snobby stuck up gits from Battenhall and Ombersley Road
• rude, ignorant shop assistants serving in the fruit and veg mafia. born and bred worcester people particularly the over 40's. - the men seem to sport mexican style moustaches and the women tattoos and hairy armpits
• It's Worcester.
• The clubs and night life. I suggest you travel to birmingham.Poo Stinky!!!
• Poor traffic system.
• Obligatory busker-cum-beggar behind Barclay's Bank!(How can he afford food for his dog?!?) Lack of good Men's clothing shops, although River Island and Topman are alright. Whats this on my shoes? - ah, of course, it's the Worcester "Bird muck-chewing gum mix"! CHICKEN GEORGE SEEMS TO HAVE DEPARTED WORCESTER AND MOVED ON TO CHELTENHAM NOW!
• Saturday nights in Angel Place
• All the brainless, oxygen thieving, degenerate kids who hang around the market and live outside MacDonalds. Most of the bouncers are violent thugs. The ones who work in Barrels are decent chaps though.
• Needs proper road bypasses - and a new bridge to the north Needs big new cinema Smelly cattle market - no reason these days for it to be in the city centre Needs decent nightclub
• Beered up kids at the weekend, two pint screamers who want to fight the world and his mate.

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Last updated: 2012-02-08