The Worst Things in Workington, Cumbria*

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• People smelling each others bums
• Matt speirs down salterbeck park wid a bomb and a gram of fet being a mental cunt then stealing sum cunts bin !!
• Prostitutes can be found on every corner and offer the full job for only £5 absolute bargain.
• ALL DA KIDZ TEKIN PLANT FOOD N GETIN OFF DER TROLLY LIKE DAN MELDRUM 40GRAMS A WEEKEND EYY
• The bouncers are all tosser's
• big bully steroid abusing idiots
• t.f.s bunch of little puffs thinking they hard
• i second the comment about Gary Hodgson (Zebra's)...... seen as though i was one of his 'sex flings' for many years.... even during 4 relationships he had.
• little tossers who think they are hard, drinking cans of piss lager hanging around the park,bothering pensioners, little wank bags want digging!
• It's like the town that time forgot, I have travelled extensively in the UK, this is the worst place ever.
• chavs
• No money and no slappers
• all workington
• scruffy part of town pow street
• Inside Chasers Pub
• The worst things about workington is the councils ability to revamp the town with big shops, so we all spend on meaningless shite. And there inability to provide its people with a real culture that isn't pub or rugby orientated.The worst thing ever about workington, is the fact our children have no real youth service. From the age of 14 they know they might get the odd trip to blackpool. once they leave school it's right to the fish factory door for most.NO OPPERTUNITIES.P.S Only drama and dance school for miles costs £40 per month for 2hrs per week.
• THE STRAW DOGZ
• monday mornings
• SOUTHFIELD TECHNOLOGY COLLEGE
• the fukin cops they have nowt better to do than tell kids to move on and kik em out of abandon castles that no 1 is ever gna use. Go catch real criminals!
• evry yan has got clap and they all share and share alike!
• moorclose and friends
• the weather and the bus station.
• grebos!
• shit closing times for most pubs
• Living nxt to Whitehaven!
• needs sum new pubs n clubs!
• the road in and windmills
• southfield tc is poo and i hope it burns down with martyn rossi in it and i hope his mam eats soap and pat is gay
• I dont live there (for now!)
• yankees lager
• yankees lager
• THE ONES YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR
• ALL THE MEN ARE MINGERS
• that it is home to people like paul bishop, you would think that in a small town the people here would have there own identity. but yet you can still find someone with a tiny mouldy brain
• GOTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• GOTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• GOTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• the pot is always the same old shit
• BCMS - ITS FUCKING DOG SHIT
• its understanding police force
• Knowing everyone when you go out, especially ex's when you just wanna get away from them!!
• It is close to Whitehaven.
• worst thing is how narrow minded people r! if u get out of workington for a bit (and its surrounding areas for that matter) you wouldnt be so narrow minded!!
• Monroes Goths/greebos/skaters Whitehaven down the road
• people that think there hard cos they walk around in packs of 5 n more
• IT IS VERY SAD FOR THE YOUNG GENERATION GROWING UP IN WORKINGTON AND WEST CUMBRIA. DRUGS IS ALL THAT IS OUT THERE. THE TOWN OF WORKINGTON IS SO POVERAISED, NO JOBS WORTH TALKING ABOUT THE ONLY WAY OUT IS TO GET OUT, I AM WORKINGTON BORN AND BRED, MY ONLY HOPE IN LIFE WAS GETTING OUT. THANKFULLY I DID. EVERYTIME I RETURN TO VISIT MY FAMILY I FEEL SO SAD FOR THEM ALL, IT WILL ALWAYS BE THE SAME. ADVICE TO ALL THE YOUNG ONES DO YOUR SELF A FAVOUR GET OUT
• Being near whitehaven
• The signposts that tell you are entering Workington
• A wet Sunday in Workington. Omigod, the boredom!
• The new PRISON fence at seaton the one at jackson street bus stop , main road seaton , what a disgrace must be going to keep animals in there, does ANYBODY else think it looks crap what a discrace ? could they be getting a ZOO at seaton watch this space!
• The fact that it took so long for the Council to accept plans for a skatepark, it took 3 years. Props go out to Dean, the Chairman of the Committee, and fellow roller. PROPS!!! <******HARRISON******>
• ANDREW CARTER FROM HARRINGTON
• SKIN DEEP!!!!!!!!!!
• HAVING TO LIVE IN THE PLACE. SMALL MINDED PEOPLE FROM THE DARK AGES. WORKINGTON IS ABOUT 100 YEARS BEHIND CIVILISATION
• THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE THERE
• TO CLOSE TO SCARYPORT!!!
• r u all townies
• Living here...The people being so shallow and the PRICKS that beat you up because you skate!!!
• The place next to the place, next to the place where people go
• JAMLAND
• I accidently went to Workington once, whilst on holiday in the Lake District. My friend and I still talk about it now, it HAS to be one of the worst towns in England, the years have faded my memories of why Workington was bad, I just remember it was.... very... All you local people, escape whilst there is still time...
• The people who stare at you if you stand anywhere waiting for people
• everyone who has writton a load of crap on this site is the reason workington is such a shitty dive. get a life you losers!
• no fucking fit lads about at all so all the people saying that there is alot of talent obviously have never left workington
• Townie Scum!!!
• EVERYTHING.THE PEOPLE THE SHOPS AND THE LIFESTYLE!!WOMEN ARE THE BIGGEST PROBLEMS,ALL OF THEM PRETEND TO BE IN LOVE WITH THERE BOYFRIENDS BUT ALWAYS END UP SLEEPING AROUND AND TELLING LIES.DONT TRUST THEM REMEMBER THE 5 Fs.MY ADVICE IS GET YOURSELF OUT OF THE TOWN.IT WILL WASTE YOU AWAY.IT TOOK ME 15 YEARS TO GET OUT,NOW I HAVE A DECENT JOB NICE FRIENDS AND A GOODLIFE.THE TRUTH IS THE PEOPLE OF WORKINGTON DONT KNOW ANY OTHER LIFE,THEY EXIST THEY DONT LIVE,I NOW DO AND ARE ENJOYING LIFE TOO THE MAX.
• united utileties shit works siddick lovely smell
• Can't really think of many at the moment. I've moved away now, and looking back at the place, it just looks tired and grey. The Kids are malicious yobs, the adults are rude and there appears to a bullshit matcho atmosphere everywhere.In short this place is an absoloute dillhole and those who have any sense leave. Those who don't are probably on drugs. *J*
• weather always rainign
• GEORGE DAVIDSON + MARK BOWMAN BOTH GAY WID EACH OTHER
• sick from too many pubs, walking home at 6 am
• THE ROADS IN
• down town when its raining
• partys anywhere but mine
• far away from home!
• In breeding.
• people who dont know what there talking about.
• NOT GETING IT FROM GAV!!!
• pubs (apart from wetherspoon) too noisy and filthy toilets. Licencees willing to take your hard earned cash but can't kep toilets clean!!! Dirty bastards.
• All the narrow minded townie pricks who hang around the town centre and bus station drinking cider, shouting and hassling people just for how they choose to dress or for listning to real music that's differant from the corporate chart dance shite that they listen to. grow up you fucking idiots, you make the town a whole lot worse than it actually is
• LEVEL 2 BOUNCERS
• stainburn school
• it hasnt got inuff lads.
• its full of dirty tramps and easy girls who are all ugly little bastards and open their legs to anything and anyone!!! There is only one nice lad but he is a wanker. Theres a lad called Chris from Northside who is a gay little fucker so put that in your pipe and smoke it you dirty Workington sluts. Cockermouth rulez!!
• salterbeck,annie pit and grassmere avenue...the drink culture.
• jam
• We keep gettin mistaken for bein in the Lake District
• The fact that half the people in the whole town are two faced two timing bastards who couldnt tell you the truth if you paid them and whenever they make up lies about you every other idiot who hasnt got the balls to have thier own opinion believes them and spreads it just so they fit in. at least we know who our real friend are and none of them live in Harrington, Salterbeck or ashfield.
• THE BLOODY COMEDOWNS
• By far the worst thing about Workington, or at least so it seems to me, is the godawful spelling by the Workingtonians on here. I'm no brainhead, but JEEZAS, C'MON PEOPLE!! there's folks from all over the world can see this stuff- why not try using a dictionary or a spellcheck?
• IF THE AUTHORS REGARDING THE DEFORMATION OF THE FORMER TFS SECURITY FIRM NOW KNOWN AS CIRCUIT SECURITY WOULD KINDLY LEAVE AN ADDRESS AND CONTACT NUMBER THEN WE (CIRCUIT SECURITY)ARE SURE WE COULD COME TO SOME KIND OF AGGREEMENT AND MAYBE WE CAN EDUCATE YOU FURTHER AS TO OUR WORK HERE.
• Its easy to get a lay on if you know the right people
• the whole of workington
• the fat mingers who think there nice such as kim heavy
• the narrow minded attitude of people in this town & the racism & the fact that there is no coloured people around......we need different race's
• David Cashman! What an irritating peon!
• town churches there are 2 many pigs shop disington (soz guys)
• Mmm, living there!
• wats gud about it????! nowt
• Entering Workington
• Waking up with some fat rough bitch from the beck
• It always rains
• PEOPLE THAT STEAL CARS
• Why are drivers in wukinton all morons.They can't use bloody roundabouts.I dont think they know thier left from thier right.Send them back to b***ard school.
• the schools probably! full of pot smokers and alcoholics there all crazy so the schools are all shit.
• the fact that there isnt very many fit lads around!!!!
• The Bus company Stagecoach Cumberland: A bunch of sour faced criminals who drive dirty old buses for a living and appear to have no manners. They treat their customers like shit, arrive late and charge the earth. my advice: DO YOUR BEST TO AVOID.
• Vulcans Park and st joes
• No college or university; nobody with a brain; too many pubs and not enough culture!
• Workington R.L.F.C
• Elliotts - It's an utter disgrace to society and humane life on this planet.
• falling out with judith!
• There is a growing smack epidemic in Workington you only have to walk through Moorclose and Salterbeck to hear the young uns rattling, perhaps a vigilante group is called for " If you tolerate this then your children will be next " Also what is happenning when certain people and their families get caught with lots of class As and get bail?? Lots of grass going on Eskdale if you ask me. What is appenning to Orville I mean Harriss? I for one will not be going near Isis, Your kids could be drinking there!! if they dont get touched up they ay get spiked!! Take heed.
• Where do i start. To cut it short THERE IS NOTHING TO DO, workington is the most boringest place on the planet i would say. (apart from the night life)
• bully boy bouncers who kiss arse take roids, carry carpets, look ugly, big kites, black jackets, tight "t" shirts, walkie talkies (just in case)teeth like a burnt down fence or a row of bombeb house cod eads,coppers knarcks but genreally all round good guys only joking
• hypocricy by the police in ignoring who the real villians are ????? you know what i mean ????????????????arry
• TFS really stands for The Fat Slobs because most of the bouncers are overweight bald headed fat nonses that kiss arse to people who stand up for themselves and pick on anyone else who cant.Steroids can damage your health and make you extremely ugly.
• There ain't one good DJ in the whole town. Now my mate bla bla bla.....
• Bender Hall at Southfield school
• Some of the tossers that go out on a saturday night.
• is the football team i mean we have paul stewart an ex liverpool player and they are still rubbish
• Every thing
• The people such as the one who wrote the essay about tramps in Workington- GET A LIFE!!
• The worst thing about Mooreclose is 'Operation Vimto'!!!
• POLICE STATION AND COURTS.
• POLICE
• missing the great people
• brierydale home of many strange people
• Schools, buses , trains pub.transport police
• The Bouncers and wannabe's
• The women are rough as the proverbial. They probably think the same about us, like To say people from Workington are narrow-minded is an insult to someone with a pin-head. Better have the standard uniform of nauseating polyester shirt and white jeans ready, or people will think you are some kind of idiot (what colud you be thinking)
• Flat Eric Finlay's Packy bus. Elliott's Isis (Gary Glitter impersonator owner) Elliott's red light bulb
• Flat eric Findlay
• The "beach" at Salterbeck. Neverending "smush" stories from the locals.
• Boaring
• High crime rate, lots of thick people
• getting on the wrong side of T.F.S. also all the jam-eaters come to workington for nights out cos whitehaven is rubbish this is also true of posh folk from cockermouth
• Teenage gangs that hang around shops etc, have never been taught how to use litter bins and their parents haven't a clue where they are at nights because they don't care, as long as they are not making litter and causing a nuisance outside their house.
• The mentality of people who think you're gay if you're not married off by the time you're 25!
• N/A there are no worst things about cockermouth
• Having to queue for the toilets opposite the town hall
• LOTS. TOO FAR FROM MOST PLACES. STAGECOACH RUN BUS SERVICE IS TERRIBLE.
• The weather!
• Cinema is crap, only two screens and always weeks behind with everything No fast food joints although there is a McDonalds drive through opening sometime in 96.
• The bus station has not been improved since it was built.
• The local accent is very varied and tends to change with every town and village.
• Workington is full of steroids.
• The worst thing is the women. Mingen.

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Last updated: 2012-01-26