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• Re: DogMaster by Hoss (Member 109911) on 25-Jun-08
  Ha ha. Know his sort well Dave. Short arms and deep pockets!

• Re: DogMaster by bruce smith (Member 42329) on 26-Jun-08
  Hi hoss, hows it hanging mate

• Re: bread and pils by wilf (Member 42977) on 23-Jun-08
  What, no more bread?....AGH........

• Re: bread and pils by Hoss (Member 109911) on 24-Jun-08
  Well well Spy. You've returned after a long and silent silence. I hear the same of John. Anyone hear how the Ship at Muston is doing?

• Re: bread and pils by wilf (Member 42977) on 24-Jun-08
  The rabbits don't like it much.

• Re: bread and pils by Bertie BARthMAN (Member 232228) on 28-Jun-08
  What no more buns in the oven?

• Re: bread and pils by wilf (Member 42977) on 30-Jun-08
  This forum is being edited, watch out!!!!

• Re: Slightly less quiet. by jenkys lass (Member 176332) on 17-Jun-08
  A little bored are you Hoss?

• Re: Slightly less quiet. by Dog Master (Member 177341) on 17-Jun-08
  You obviously know him well Lass, he is that bored he is planning to visit Ulverston and meet his alter ego.

• Re: Slightly less quiet. by Hoss (Member 109911) on 18-Jun-08
  Not really bored Jenkys Lass, just wondering where and why everybody isn't on this site?

• Re: Slightly less quiet. by Hoss (Member 109911) on 18-Jun-08
  From your reply Dog Master, I presume it's not poison or some parasitic alien lifeform you plan to use to do away with me?

• Re: Slightly less quiet. by d'mouf (Member 130828) on 18-Jun-08
  *Looks at screen with absence of inspiration* Oh what in this life of drudgery becometh of me, devoid of inspiration and consumed by apathy, when the well of life runs dry lets look to the sky for the rain of happiness. But is it that the torrent is already falling and >>more

• Re: Slightly less quiet. by Hoss (Member 109911) on 18-Jun-08
  Very philosophical there D'mouf. Very deep as well, as probably is the well? Well. I must admit that Dog Master and myself do have the occasional dig at each other, but Ulverston's ref Wise Old Dave is usually keeping a watchful eye just in case things get out of hand.

• Re: Slightly less quiet. by D'Artagnan (Member 228934) on 19-Jun-08
  I'm still around Hoss. I have just received a new batch of little swords and will be distributing these retro marvels at the weekend.

• Re: Slightly less quiet. by Hoss (Member 109911) on 19-Jun-08
  Collectors items me-thinks D'Artagnan. Whether purposefully or not! I still ponder on images of some poor sod having one accidentally stuck in some part of his anatomy and trying to explain it to the A&E doctor at Scarborough Hospital as to where it came from and how he got it there.

• Re: Slightly less quiet. by D'Artagnan (Member 228934) on 19-Jun-08
  If we urban warriors were to give that a second thought Hoss we would never get up to any childish activities.

• Re: Slightly less quiet. by bruce smith (Member 42329) on 24-Jun-08
  Hi Hoss. I thought i might put in a words myself. Hope your doing well. This site used to be very active, but lots of the older members noe have more exiting things to do. Except Frank

• Re: Slightly less quiet. by Hoss (Member 109911) on 25-Jun-08
  Hi Bruce. How's things down under? You're right about the Filey site (poetry not intended). I try now and again to get things 'stirred' but only a couple of old-timers seem to take them up. Haven't heard from Mr Appleford for ages or that madman siedkick of his, Vertigo (mind you. >>more

• Re: Slightly less quiet. by bruce smith (Member 42329) on 28-Jun-08
  Hello Hoss, I think there is a crowd who go from board to board just so they can chat all day. They were on a site , i think it was a Soho site. There quite interlecual. There are mor ethan 6 of them, when someone keeps paying them out they >>more

• Re: Slightly less quiet. by bruce smith (Member 42329) on 28-Jun-08
  have abit of a look on the Harlow site. I am trying to pay them out , but there not biting yet

• Re: Slightly less quiet. by Hoss (Member 109911) on 30-Jun-08
  My greates error Bruce. Munchkin is female, me thinking I was sparring with a male! (made that mistake before, ask Jenkys Lass). Plus there's a character by the name of No1 NED on the same site, things got a bit heated and he threatened to stab me to death, I tore >>more

• Re: yet more proof... by Hoss (Member 109911) on 3-Jun-08
  Sat watching 2 council workers working last week. One was digging holes in the ground, the other was walking behind him shortly afterwards filling the holes back in. This went on for near on an hour. The first digging a hole and the second filling it in. It got the better >>more

• Re: yet more proof... by Hoss (Member 109911) on 3-Jun-08
  Seriously though. I know your dad Jenkys Lass, and not a friendlier person could you meet (as his daughter). Make sure that those clowns from the council dont fob him off with a few dabs of plaster and cement. Just give them the obvious hint that you've taken a few photos >>more

• Re: Hospital Parking by jenkys lass (Member 176332) on 28-May-08
  I haven't heard any updates sorry. I take my young lad up there every month and to be honest it's a bloody nightmare getting parked up there anyway. Last month I ended waiting 1 hour and 20 minutes for a 10 min appointment which makes the whole buying a parking ticket >>more

• Re: Hospital Parking by Stuart Bowes (Member 30805) on 29-May-08
  Think if you get a ticket because you are delayed by them - the hospital - you can get it cancelled. Everyone who is delayed should complain anyway. Thast would probably affect their 'targets' and they wouldn't like that...

• Re: Hospital Parking by jenkys lass (Member 176332) on 29-May-08
  Thanks Stuart, that's a useful bit of advice. Will see how it goes on Thursday at 3pm.

• Re: Hospital Parking by Live In Hope (Street) (Member 160434) on 29-May-08
  Thanks for all that - I'm presently visiting my Mum, so in the afternoon I just get 1 hours worth - and have to confess, I don't bother in the evening !

• Re: BONHOMMES by Bertie BARthMAN (Member 232228) on 25-May-08
  Do you think he has tendencies? MMMmmmm

• Re: BONHOMMES by zaney (Member 231974) on 25-May-08
  Seems like a nice boy!

• Re: BONHOMMES by theinsider (Member 243713) on 30-May-08
  Yep hes a willy woofter, Ive actually bin there he is crap!!!!

• Re: BONHOMMES by Bertie BARthMAN (Member 232228) on 31-May-08
  Wooly not willy inside man.

• Re: Most exspenive diesel in the land? by Stuart Bowes (Member 30805) on 13-May-08
  I remember the days when Filey had 4 or 5 garages all selling fuel at reasonable prices (my own family's garage included). Unfortunately people were lured to the supermarkets / scarborough to save a penny a gallon and one by one they all shut down from lack of custom / support. >>more

• Re: Most exspenive diesel in the land? by Hoss (Member 109911) on 16-May-08
  Well guys. At the moment I'm working in Thurso (top end of the UK mainland and miles from anywhere) and even in this back of beyond place of the damned the petrol is cheaper than Filey at £1.19 per litre.

• Re: Most exspenive diesel in the land? by Bertie BARthMAN (Member 232228) on 19-May-08
  DIESEL WATCH LATEST REPORT...............SMARTS £1.33 a ltr. Anyone fancy a sweep on whyen it goes to £6 a gallon? I'll go for the 1st of June diesel £1.50 a ltr.

• Re: Most exspenive diesel in the land? by Bertie BARthMAN (Member 232228) on 19-May-08
  WHY and WHEN ??????

• Re: Most exspenive diesel in the land? by d'mouf (Member 130828) on 19-May-08
  Well, according to www.petrolprices.com Morrisons is still the cheapest, don't forget the points card as well, you can make a few fivers out of it at least. The cheapest option maybe to get a bike...

• Re: Most exspenive diesel in the land? by jenkys lass (Member 176332) on 19-May-08
  I don't buy petrol. I married a man that does... *sticks out tongue and runs*

• Re: Most exspenive diesel in the land? by Bertie BARthMAN (Member 232228) on 19-May-08
  When he's not buying petrol what does he do in his spare time. Roll eyes.

• Re: Most exspenive diesel in the land? by Hoss (Member 109911) on 20-May-08
  A hidden Ludite you are Jenkys Lass? A thing called the wheel has been invented and from that forms of transport and all sorts of machinary and the like! Running near on 600 miles from Filey to Thurso is not too appealing, tongue out or not. Mind you, a long tongue >>more

• Re: Most exspenive diesel in the land? by Hoss (Member 109911) on 20-May-08
  You're right there D'mouf. A few fivers the petrol from trips to this God forsaken hole has got me. Good job the form I'm working for are paying for it!

• Re: Most exspenive diesel in the land? by GEOFF (Member 212502) on 22-May-08
  BREAKING NEWS!!! THEY`RE GOING TO START PLAYING PORN AT THE FUEL PUMPS, SO YOU CAN WATCH SOMEONE ELSE BEING SHAFTED AT THE SAME TIME AS YOU!

• Re: Most exspenive diesel in the land? by Bertie BARthMAN (Member 232228) on 23-May-08
  Maybe Ralph reads this? Diesel down a whole 5p.

• Re: Most exspenive diesel in the land? by jenkys lass (Member 176332) on 24-May-08
  By eck that got you all biting didn't it? I don't by the petrol because the old chap has Total card so there. I just pay for the road tax and insurance, Oh yeah and I bought bloody car!! As for you Hoss *shakes head* whatever.

• Re: Most exspenive diesel in the land? by Bertie BARthMAN (Member 232228) on 24-May-08
  That's what I like an independent woman, buy yourself a Bombay & Tonic on me LOL.

• Re: Most exspenive diesel in the land? by jenkys lass (Member 176332) on 24-May-08
  Ok Bertie and I'll buy the next round...just not at the Blackies, the new ownwers have just put 15p on a pint

• Re: Most exspenive diesel in the land? by Hoss (Member 109911) on 25-May-08
  Licking a large number of stamps at once?

• Re: Most exspenive diesel in the land? by jenkys lass (Member 176332) on 31-May-08
  Hoss I thought you of all people would know that stamps ae self adhesive now.

• Re: Most exspenive diesel in the land? by Hoss (Member 109911) on 31-May-08
  Now you tell me! I thought they taisted worse now than what they used to!!

• Re: The Star? by thegob (Member 168610) on 12-May-08
  Read the Scarborough Evening News Website Mafia!

• Re: Has Barr Gone too Far at the Star? by sythy (Member 178771) on 12-May-08
  I know john has a bit of a temper but it looks like he may have pushed it this time, should he realy be running a pub?

• Re: The Star? by jenkys lass (Member 176332) on 12-May-08
  Was it really John then? Hope not.

• Re: The Star? by sythy (Member 178771) on 12-May-08
  The evening news say 39 year old male, I think john is around that age. Police are doing door to door enquiries now so it looks serious.

• Re: The Star? by Bertie BARthMAN (Member 232228) on 18-May-08
  Sorry but I've not been here ??????????????????????????????? Can't help.

• Re: by Hoss (Member 109911) on 10-May-08
  Sympathies there. Pity your next door didn't have the SENSE to phone the cops or at least shout at the bastards when they hopped over the wall.

• Re: by jenkys lass (Member 176332) on 10-May-08
  Apparently the neighbours were going out shopping (lucky them) so didn't hang about, they are more bothered about the trampled flowers the theives left when they scarpered over the wall!! Proper spooked me I can tell you. I think a few phone calls need to be made if you know what >>more

• Re: by Live In Hope (Street) (Member 160434) on 10-May-08
  Can't believe they didn't do anything. Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the term 'Neighbourhood WATCH'. My sympathies, my Mum got done some years back, lots of mementoes taken, & a right mess left.

• Re: by Hoss (Member 109911) on 10-May-08
  Don't be tempted to do anything like 'tape razor blades to the under-side of your video recorder or DVD'. If caught by the police, the bastard who breaks into your house gets done £80 for breaking and entering; you get done £250 for leaving a man-trap! Mind you. It makes the >>more

• Re: by jenkys lass (Member 176332) on 11-May-08
  The word is out Hoss, that's all I will say on the matter.

• Re: Bank Holiday by Hoss (Member 109911) on 2-May-08
  Like how you say Dave, except in Filey it starts at Easter Weekend and sort of finishes the day before! Damn holidaymakers!!

• Re: Unfortunetly............................. by jenkys lass (Member 176332) on 26-Apr-08
  Oh dear Bertie sorry to hear that but I shall be there next Sat (3rd May) as well. Woooohoo!

• Re: Unfortunetly............................. by Hoss (Member 109911) on 2-May-08
  Missed that vision must be.

• Re: Unfortunetly............................. by jenkys lass (Member 176332) on 4-May-08
  *plink plink fizzzzzzzzzz*

• Re: Is... by GEOFF (Member 212502) on 20-Apr-08
  Just thinking the same thing J.L. I`m coming over for a three day break a week on Tuesday. I hope Filey hasn`t turned into a ghost town!

• Re: Is... by fileymafia (Member 148351) on 20-Apr-08
  Unfortunately i am too busy watching the rear of the house for security purposes due to the masses of wayward teenagers pouring in and out of your nan's old house. God Ann must be loving her new neighbours.

• Re: Is... by GEOFF (Member 212502) on 21-Apr-08
  Eh what? Should I cancel???

• Re: Is... by fileymafia (Member 148351) on 21-Apr-08
  Nah nothing to worry about to be honest. And my reply was for Jenkyslass hehehe. Filey is nice atm not many tourists so please come and spend some cash

• Re: Is... by jenkys lass (Member 176332) on 21-Apr-08
  Oh heck, when did that lot move in? I'm in Filey next Sat for a giddy night with the girls. I might pop in and see Ann and Micheal and see how they are.

• Re: Is... by Bertie BARthMAN (Member 232228) on 22-Apr-08
  Who's in there now? God I remember when I was the only problem on Queen Street area now it's like the Bronx LOL. Well I will be getting my friend to fit some security lights at the back of mine. I will also take down the nice trellis fence before long >>more

• Re: Is... by fileymafia (Member 148351) on 22-Apr-08
  Bertie, Now i have determined who you are, Just ask Emma for proof, I believe you response to this is rather diplomatic. Problems these days are the fact that good old values have gone slightly wayward. For trouble causers and deliquants there is no better solution than a dark alley and >>more

• Re: Is... by Hoss (Member 109911) on 22-Apr-08
  Well said Mafia!

• Re: Is... by Bertie BARthMAN (Member 232228) on 22-Apr-08
  To be quite honest Mafia I'm getting to the age now where I feel slightly on edge when faced with a group of kids. I know that I'd take a couple with me but in numbers they think they're are hard as, and it's just pack mentallity. Un-fortunately we are all >>more

• Re: Is... by Live In Hope (Street) (Member 160434) on 22-Apr-08
  Well said Bertie, I agree 110%. I know quite a few teachers who seem to be permanently 'on the edge' mental health-wise - and a couple who have packed it in altogether, because of lack of discipline: teachers now have almost to be surrogate parents, because there's no example, no 'right >>more

• Re: Is... by Hoss (Member 109911) on 23-Apr-08
  Again I'm in total agreeance with you all. What you have to watch Bertie is if you take 'a couple' (or more) down with you, they'll go crying and you'll go to court. There the law takes over and it's a case of 'If you don't have any witnesses and they >>more

• Re: Is... by Bertie BARthMAN (Member 232228) on 23-Apr-08
  I like that "depends on your mood", yes as long as the ambiance is right. That's AMBIANCE and not AMBULANCE.

• Re: Is... by jenkys lass (Member 176332) on 23-Apr-08
  "Anger Management" Is that were you get to vent your pent up frustration with a 2x4 and a rusty nail in it? Seriously...I never would. *smirk* I agree with everything and everyone on this subject. Now then, back to organising giggy drunken night out in my beloved home town...

• Re: Is... by jenkys lass (Member 176332) on 23-Apr-08
  giddy not giggy obviously *rolls eyes*

• Re: Is... by Bertie BARthMAN (Member 232228) on 23-Apr-08
  Giggy, isn't it a bit early J.L. for the pop?

• Re: Is... by Hoss (Member 109911) on 23-Apr-08
  Ho ho. A well played play on words Bertie.

• Re: Is... by Hoss (Member 109911) on 23-Apr-08
  And you J.L. Out enjoying yourself and having drink along with it no doubt!? At least you can hop on a bus into Filey to do so. Next month I'm 600 miles to the top end of the UK, sunny Thurso. They have young yobs there too, most of who take >>more

• Re: Is... by jenkys lass (Member 176332) on 23-Apr-08
  I am sleep deprived Bertie (unfortunately comes with having a child with Asperger's and ADHD)That's my excuse and I am sticking to it. Could be worse...I could have spelt it "Jiggy" lol I shall be hitting the pop at approx 8pm next Sat and will keep going till the money runs >>more

• Re: I liked this... by GEOFF (Member 212502) on 7-Apr-08
  Do I? Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?

• Re: I liked this... by wilf (Member 42977) on 7-Apr-08
  Is this one of the most annoying things?

• Re: Last Moment by Hoss (Member 109911) on 5-Apr-08
  Sure have. Many a time sent an e-mail with an attachment but forgot to add the attachment.

• Re: Sorry but I must share this with you all by Hoss (Member 109911) on 29-Mar-08
  This one I like!