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spankers meetup by billy (Member 231108) on 11-May-08
frank read ma reply old son

  • Re: spankers meetup by billy (Member 231108) on 12-May-08
    spankers meetup clydebank polis office friday nites just ask for pc mcspanker aka mcharg lmao

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Looking for Hendersons & Thomsons by Maureen Goldenstein (Member 240362) on 22-Mar-08
My grandparents came to Australia in 1911 & I have been trying to trace my family history.My grandfather was an only child so there are no brothers or sisters to track down but my grandmother who was Elizabeth Thomson had 5 brothers & 3 sisters so there should still be some reatives somewhere. The names of the 8 Thomson children excluding my grandmother were; James,Helen.John,Catherine,Edward,Margaret,William an unnamed boy. Their parents were John Thomson & Margaret(nee Henderson).John was a telegraph linesman & >>more

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mchargs lassie by billy (Member 231108) on 26-Feb-08
ok heres a good yin fur ye ,,,when dis a man kno its a mistake tae shag a fat burd? when her knickers ur doon at her ankles an her arse is still in em! lol

  • Re: mchargs lassie by billy (Member 231108) on 26-Feb-08
    the bold bhoy is back troops! lol

  • Re: mchargs lassie by Hugh Jass (Member 16494) on 26-Feb-08
    Billy...long time no see! How ARE ya? Dear meee....that's a yon dairty,fulthy joke, innit?

  • Re: mchargs lassie by Hugh Jass (Member 16494) on 26-Feb-08
    Billy...let's hear more about "Angie"!

  • Re: mchargs lassie by Frank Appleford (Member 93872) on 16-Mar-08
    Billy is a dirty old shirt lifter from way back, I'm surprised he han't died from aids.

  • Re: mchargs lassie by billy (Member 231108) on 16-Mar-08
    aye if ye go tae bebo type in mchargs lassie louise pic her and her wean

  • Re: mchargs lassie by billy (Member 231108) on 16-Mar-08
    aye hughie wee man angie is fine ta for askin m8

  • Re: mchargs lassie by billy (Member 231108) on 16-Mar-08
    aye am a dirty bas a am so am told

  • Re: mchargs lassie by billy (Member 231108) on 16-Mar-08
    wee angie fine an load peeps tae back her aw the way tae the finish....polis think they kin dae whit they like but ye kno whit m8tes lot m8s share the same addy here.so bring it roon an share the luv

  • Re: mchargs lassie by billy (Member 231108) on 16-Mar-08
    watch this space

  • Re: mchargs lassie by Frank Appleford (Member 93872) on 17-Mar-08
    Why watch this space you dirty old glaswegian tosser!

  • Re: mchargs lassie by Maureen Goldenstein (Member 240362) on 22-Mar-08
    Ithought we Aussies were mad,crazy people now I know where we inherited from,all you crazy kilt wearing Scots. All I wanted was some information on my Scots ancestors from Paisley,but thanks for the laugh people.I shall be sure to log in regularly

  • Re: mchargs lassie by Frank Appleford (Member 93872) on 26-Mar-08
    Don't bother Maureen, Billy is a dirty old pervert who hangs around the Glasgow public toilets looking for trade!

  • Re: mchargs lassie by Maureen Goldenstein (Member 240362) on 1-Apr-08
    Oh,I dont know Frank,at least its good for a laugh & we could all do a good laugh what with George W thinking he is the most powerful man in the world

  • Re: mchargs lassie by billy (Member 231108) on 1-Apr-08
    ta mo hen ,hey peeps long time no chat, soz ah been in spain agen m8s. so latest wan ah huv is oan mcharg an co fact he has the herpes an noo his knickname is itchy an the missus is scratchy thatssssssssssss aw fur noo folks lol

  • Re: mchargs lassie by Frank Appleford (Member 93872) on 6-Apr-08
    You're right Maureen, we have to have a sense of humour, try not to let George dubya upset you too much. Now where's that little pervert Billy?

  • Re: mchargs lassie by billy (Member 231108) on 7-Apr-08
    am here peeps!lol the bold yin is back,noo latest oan mcharg an co is,,, mcharg noo scratchy aka the missus mcharg bein gien itchy aka big ala mcharg yon grief cos his herpes carryoan an noo mcharg aka itchy is dain the fandango an wunnerin whits comin oot next! lol !!!,,,

  • Re: mchargs lassie by billy (Member 231108) on 7-Apr-08
    nooo apparently alistair mcharg tried tae get bebo tae shut doon a member but no whit peeps theres mare than 1 way tae skin a cat lol. must have been the reference tae the mcharg family sharin the luv comment.....lol go tae bebo and type in louise mcharg thats big als lassie tae wan works in RAH an then go tae angelajackson lmao good yin . k?

  • Re: mchargs lassie by billy (Member 231108) on 7-Apr-08
    am gonae fae noo oan an ma m8s gie regular updates ok peeps! ye need a laff a day! lol

  • Re: mchargs lassie by Maureen Goldenstein (Member 240362) on 19-Apr-08
    G'day Billy, thought you said you were going to do an update every day, I'm still waiting

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Just to let you all know, billy doesn't come here any more by Frank Appleford (Member 93872) on 13-Jan-08
he's decided to not spend so much time online anymore.

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Fancy owning a football club? by Jack Pott (Member 212784) on 26-Nov-07
Fancy part owning a real professional football club from the lower leagues and then being a football God and being able to select the manager and the team ? Copy and paste this address into your browser and find out the whole story..... http://www.thepeoplesclub.com

  • Re: Fancy owning a football club? by Dani Sacco (Member 129226) on 7-Dec-07
    What a great idea. Ive signed up and with a few like minded people we could do it. Being able to buy and manage our own soccer team from the lower league, picking the team every week and watching our dreams come true.

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Re: alistair mcharg n co by jimmy mcerlane (Member 219583) on 18-Nov-07
ISS IS RI BILLY BOARD

  • Re: alistair mcharg n co by billy (Member 231108) on 21-Apr-08
    aye noo ye tell me m8 mb ill make it ma board noo...lol

  • Re: alistair mcharg n co by billy (Member 231108) on 21-Apr-08
    the itchy n scratchy board...share the luv ...scratch scratch ...lol

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Re: ALISTAIR MCHARG by thebull (Member 222965) on 8-Nov-07
Shut the fuck up dickhead-No one gives a fuck ya headcase !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Re: ALISTAIR MCHARG by billy (Member 231108) on 21-Apr-08
    aye but at leat yer answerin me ya numpty....lol

  • Re: ALISTAIR MCHARG by billy (Member 231108) on 21-Apr-08
    och c that noo ye,ve upset me an hhhhhhiv tae go tae ma stuttttter classes...lol

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Re: gies a brek ah luv ye! by Gisa Breck (Member 233038) on 7-Nov-07
Let me just get this right.. Billy thinks that Gisa is a man….not the lady that she obviously is…. And Billy is a guy .. And Billy wants to kiss Gisa…And Billy is really a woman and Gisa is a woman? Or is she a guy? …….confused……..well I sure as hell am….. I know this for sure though………Billy/ Angela……you really don’t want to kiss me.

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Re: ALISTAIR MCHARG by Gisa Breck (Member 233038) on 5-Nov-07
Believing everyone is oot tae get ye…or even cares who the hell you are …now that is what I would call very disconcerting. In one word narcissistic.

  • Re: ALISTAIR MCHARG by billy (Member 231108) on 7-Apr-08
    aye son am very disconcertin ye should ask wee ang.

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Re: ALISTAIR MCHARG by thebull (Member 222965) on 4-Nov-07
Billy - I suspect you are a result of one of your drug addict mama's many clients who paid her a fiver and a bit of weed for a blowjob then a shag - The best part of you ran down your mama's legs as she gave birth smoking her crack pipe you uneducated cunt !!

  • Re: ALISTAIR MCHARG by billy (Member 231108) on 17-Apr-08
    aye an ah suspect ur no gettin any l8tly . share the luv big man. lol

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Re: Hugh Jass - huge arse the wino by columbo (Member 228977) on 3-Nov-07
Its you thats the bad influence scum bag Frank!!!!!!

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Re: ALISTAIR MCHARG by Hugh Jass (Member 16494) on 3-Nov-07
She's Dour and Sour-Lookin'?. Is she from the Orkneys? Maybe she's an accountant?

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Vandel family by Martin (Member 232771) on 30-Oct-07
Does anyone know the whereabouts of any members of the Vandel family from Montrose Rd, Foxbar, Paisley? Would really like to speak to any of them if possible.

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Re: ALISTAIR MCHARG by Hugh Jass (Member 16494) on 30-Oct-07
Billy...aye...probably. With any luck, you may find her under the table at Corky's., begging some ambulance medic to give her a shot of adrenaline to make her day complete.

  • Re: ALISTAIR MCHARG by billy (Member 231108) on 21-Apr-08
    whit we tokin mchargs missus agen ...lol

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Re: ALISTAIR MCHARG by Hugh Jass (Member 16494) on 29-Oct-07
Billy...Marion is REALLY pissed at us now. Ya see where good intentions get you? I am just astounded at the way she could not take decent advice. I used my BEST diplomacy on her too.

  • Re: ALISTAIR MCHARG by Hugh Jass (Member 16494) on 29-Oct-07
    Nott'nam,eh? Never been there. Is the place any good?

  • Re: ALISTAIR MCHARG by billy (Member 231108) on 21-Apr-08
    aye if ye got the itch its ok ah suppose...lol

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Re: alistair mcharg by Hugh Jass (Member 16494) on 29-Oct-07
Billy...yes...of course...you're RIGHT. I SHOULD let Marion have her peaceful "Eastenders" soap without disturbing her, and implying that MR Robertson is lying around on the floor at Corky's, lookin up at every skirt that passes by. I DO apologize. I will be more of a mind in the future.

  • Re: alistair mcharg by Hugh Jass (Member 16494) on 29-Oct-07
    Billy..yeah...no doubt. She's got her "Tripe-Meter" all set up for us.

  • Re: alistair mcharg by Hugh Jass (Member 16494) on 29-Oct-07
    Billy...don't bother lookin' for "Maid Marion" She left in a snit...see her comments below.

  • Re: alistair mcharg by billy (Member 231108) on 21-Apr-08
    aye she went tae sherwood tae find robin lol

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Re: ALISTAIR MCHARG by Hugh Jass (Member 16494) on 29-Oct-07
Ye see,Billy...even when being spoken to politely, wee Marion here was still willing to come charging out of the post with slurs like "moron" and "big smell", etc etc...yet I never cussed at her...treated her with some consideration.and STILL doesn't do any good. I suspect that you are right, that she was put up to her comments by Mr McHarg or one of his followers. And...Jeez...she didn't like my comments about "Eastenders" either. Anyone who claims to log in here under >>more

  • Re: ALISTAIR MCHARG by marion robertson (Member 230811) on 29-Oct-07
    contrary to what you just posted i can assure you i really am who i say i am as i have nothing to hide whats wrong with using your own name?

  • Re: ALISTAIR MCHARG by Hugh Jass (Member 16494) on 29-Oct-07
    Well, Marion...what's wrong with using your own name is a simple concept. There are ALL KINDS of weirdos that use the KW Board to make life difficult for those honest enough to USE their own names. I mean...these message boards may be HOSTED in the UK, but are used internationally...that is...outside the UK. There was one guy in here...logged in as "Elvis", whose real name was Keith M...and he was in here ranting and cursing at others. Some folks in Manchester >>more

  • Re: ALISTAIR MCHARG by marion robertson (Member 230811) on 29-Oct-07
    no hugh i dont see your point,,, if you have nothing to hide there is no reason to use an alias using your own name means you are serious in what you are saying and stand by it

  • Re: ALISTAIR MCHARG by marion robertson (Member 230811) on 29-Oct-07
    and secondly this billy/angela character and it doesnt take a genius to work that one out is just out to cause trouble and real people are not really interested in their rants do you get my point i thought this site was so people and i mean real people could keep in touch,,,,,

  • Re: ALISTAIR MCHARG by marion robertson (Member 230811) on 29-Oct-07
    and i am certainly not in the pay of this macharg regardless of what you think.

  • Re: ALISTAIR MCHARG by Hugh Jass (Member 16494) on 29-Oct-07
    Billy/Marion. Seldom have I seen a lack of regard,Marion for your own security. You STILL don't get the point of NOT using your own name? My GOD,woman, you're more sheep-like than I thought! and Billy,mate...did ye happen to stumble upon MR Robertson while you were biding the noo at Corky's? I deliberately said "stumble" ,because I thought that Mr Robertson might be one of yon drunken louts leaning agains the entrance door as you are trying to get INTO the place. >>more

  • Re: ALISTAIR MCHARG by Hugh Jass (Member 16494) on 29-Oct-07
    The "Bird" gave you the BIRD? Dear meee. You don't suppose her name was Marion, was it?

  • Re: ALISTAIR MCHARG by Hugh Jass (Member 16494) on 29-Oct-07
    Billy...Jim Beam...aye...a good choice for a friday night. Hope you shared the bottle with Mr Robertson...told a few stories...sympathized with him a bit..'avin to leave the house because the missus wanted to watch Eastenders.

  • Re: ALISTAIR MCHARG by thebull (Member 222965) on 29-Oct-07
    No a tranny like you ya fat fuck !!

  • Re: ALISTAIR MCHARG by Hugh Jass (Member 16494) on 29-Oct-07
    Billy...aye...but at closing time at the pub...even the ugly ones are princesses!

  • Re: ALISTAIR MCHARG by marion robertson (Member 230811) on 29-Oct-07
    whatever you obviously dont believe a word i say so carry on regardless play your games not everyone is interested in it i thought i was conversing with adults ,,,obviously not goodbye

  • Re: ALISTAIR MCHARG by Hugh Jass (Member 16494) on 29-Oct-07
    Marion..you aRE conversing with adults, but you chose to bring some silliness to the room. Remember that post a few days ago where you mentioned a "bad smell"?? Well...now that's not a very realistic comment is it, since your olfactory system (sense of smell) is in the REAL world in the privacy of your home, and NOT applicable to the chat room. I suggest that the "smell" you identified was from a little calling card that your Wheaton Terrier, Fergus, left >>more

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Re: alistair mcharg by Hugh Jass (Member 16494) on 28-Oct-07
Poor McHarg...sounds to me like he's wearing a load of crap. Best that he moves on and leaves the fair lassie alone,eh? As for Marion...I dunno....I wonder about the poor lady's attachment to Eastenders. All that tea-sloppin' whinging 'an carry-on. Like...I don't get enough of that during a regular DAY!

  • Re: alistair mcharg by marion robertson (Member 230811) on 28-Oct-07
    oh its the angel of the emergency room spouting tripe now, you all singing of the same hymn book? wait a minute whats that i smell,,,,,give everyone a break please

  • Re: alistair mcharg by Hugh Jass (Member 16494) on 28-Oct-07
    Marion...too bad you didn't ake my polite reply seriously....I'm no angel. BUT...you DOO seem a bit surly, carryin' on in here. You should lighten up a bit.

  • Re: alistair mcharg by marion robertson (Member 230811) on 28-Oct-07
    you are not getting the point hugh or who ever you are

  • Re: alistair mcharg by Hugh Jass (Member 16494) on 28-Oct-07
    Marion. Yes...yes...I got your point. The "spouting tripe" and the "bad smell" were pretty definitive.

  • Re: alistair mcharg by thebull (Member 222965) on 28-Oct-07
    Tripe-still going on about food huge arse.....and bad smell well you are a fat sweating smelly obese disgrace....now waddle off huge arse before the kebab shop close's !!

  • Re: alistair mcharg by Hugh Jass (Member 16494) on 29-Oct-07
    Frank Appleford is jealous of "Hugh Jass", because my pal, FRANK can't COOK. Frank arrives at the dinner table, and proceeds to scarf down HIS meals...all prepared by mummy. Where's the skill in THAT?....62-years-old, my arse! Mummy might be 62 years old, but wee Frank here comes home for dinner after huffing and puffing his little lungs out crossing the soccer field across from his council house.

  • Re: alistair mcharg by thebull (Member 222965) on 29-Oct-07
    And you suck piss stinking tramps dirty old bellends ya fat bastard !!

  • Re: alistair mcharg by Hugh Jass (Member 16494) on 29-Oct-07
    Billy...yes..."The Bully" can't spell worth a turd. Just recently, I had to correct his spelling of "Homo"..he was spellinbg the word "hommo". I mean...how much more basic can you GET? The wee kid is only about 14..maybe 15 years old. No imagination. Same old cursing. Boring little sod needs a good slappin' around the ear-'ole.

  • Re: alistair mcharg by Hugh Jass (Member 16494) on 29-Oct-07
    Billy...If McHarg can administer the slappin' to the wee sod (Bully), d'ye think we can WATCH...or would that be cruel and unusual punishment? After all, the Royals are doin' it ain't they?

  • Re: alistair mcharg by thebull (Member 222965) on 1-Nov-07
    Yer mamma didn't call me wee man !! an she has a fanny like a wizards sleeve !!!!!!

  • Re: alistair mcharg by billy (Member 231108) on 21-Apr-08
    aw ahm so hurt noo wee man yer upset...lol share the luv m8 x

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Re: ALISTAIR MCHARG GLENPATRICK ROAD ELDERSLIE by thebull (Member 222965) on 28-Oct-07
billy - your a cock !!

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Hugh Jass by thebull (Member 222965) on 27-Oct-07
Huge arse is a fat smelly sweating obese pervert who wears womans clothes the transexual weirdo !! He roams these boars trying to groom people and is an alleged peedo - Berate this fat piece of shite off these boards - He is scum !!!!

  • Re: Hugh Jass by thebull (Member 222965) on 27-Oct-07
    He has also been imprisoned for having sex with a polo mint in the street as his cock resembles a budgie's tongue !!!

  • Re: Hugh Jass by Hugh Jass (Member 16494) on 27-Oct-07
    Speaking of morons..here's a fine example. You're really a sweet guy,Bully.

  • Re: Hugh Jass by billy (Member 231108) on 21-Apr-08
    hear hear old son ...lol

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