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• Re: Sick comments from ivor biggun, mike hunt, the bull, jack mehoff by Frank Appleford (Member 93872) on 27-Apr-08
  Wrong crompton, these are 3 separate individuals! Get your facts right idiot!

• Re: I would like a penpal? by Frank Appleford (Member 93872) on 30-Jan-08
  If you are Alison, why are you calling yourself Julia?

• Re: I would like a penpal? by bellshill_boy (Member 166227) on 19-Mar-08
  Would you send any nude photos

• Re: looking for an old freind by Frank Appleford (Member 93872) on 26-Jan-08
  Franco, finally had his sex change operation and finally went back to Naples to live with his boyfriend Luigi. Hope this info helps!

• Re: looking for an old freind by Hugh Jass (Member 16494) on 11-Feb-08
  Franco went home to live with his parents. Only three types of individuals live with their mums. Serial murderers....queers....and Italians. Franco appears to be Italian, wo I won't bother researching the other two possibilities. Although, I suppose one could be all three if one were so inclined.

• Re: looking for an old freind by ivor biggun (Member 230157) on 4-Mar-08
  hee agotta a pubica haira in his rissotto

• Re: Staff Wanted escorts required 07074 852900Age 25 / 55 by Frank Appleford (Member 93872) on 3-Jan-08
  Have you signed your mum up sam, you bloody idiot!

• Re: Staff Wanted escorts required 07074 852900Age 25 / 55 by Hugh Jass (Member 16494) on 19-Jan-08
  Sam...this....errrmmmm...Jessica that you mentioned? Well...can she prepare a half-decent Bolognese meat sauce while she takes it up the arse in the kitchen? She MUST multi-task. Prior to that however, she will nned to give me a blow-job, whilst I am chopping the garlic to mix with the butter for the garlic bread. She will also need to have a considerable knowledge of wines. If you're gonna place an add for Escort services in here...at least have the decency to promote some >>more

• Re: Fancy owning a football club? by thebull (Member 222965) on 26-Nov-07
  NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• Re: Fancy owning a football club? by Hugh Jass (Member 16494) on 29-Nov-07
  As long as its an all-female team....count me IN!

• Re: Fancy owning a football club? by Dani Sacco (Member 129226) on 4-Dec-07
  This sounds like a great idea, and it could work. Imagine being able to select the team every week. We could do a great job. I've signed up and one of the things the website lets you do is select the team you think the fans should buy - and I would love to buy Carlisle, so lets hope that becomes the most popular choice.Works for me.

• Re: Fancy owning a football club? by Frank Appleford (Member 93872) on 15-Dec-07
  Shut it wino!

• Re: al mcharg by thebull (Member 222965) on 1-Nov-07
  billy-i don't wank...yer mam does that for me !

• Re: al mcharg by thebull (Member 222965) on 4-Nov-07
  Billy - I suspect you are a result of one of your drug addict mama's many clients who paid her a fiver and a bit of weed for a blowjob then a shag - The best part of you ran down your mama's legs as she gave birth smoking her crack pipe you uneducated cunt !!

• Re: al mcharg by Gisa Breck (Member 233038) on 5-Nov-07
  If a wis in tae conspiracy theories ah think ad be checkin oot how Billy “the mouth piece” knows so much… mmmn? . Sounds like they hing upsides doon in ra batcave waitin’ fur nightfall. Then they baith go oot stalkin’

• Re: alistair mcharg 56 glenpatrick road elderslie by mike hunt (Member 224173) on 21-Sep-07
  get a life and a job,and stop spouting your shite on here bitch,when you die you will have to be buried in a Y shaped coffin because your legs are always open,so leave me alone in future and stop posting your pish on here,the best part of you ran down the crack of your mothers arse and onto the pavement,your a pathetic wank stain who does not know your daddy because your mam was a dirty old slag

• Re: alistair mcharg 56 glenpatrick road elderslie by mike hunt (Member 224173) on 7-Oct-07
  ee ya fekin scotish prossy,is ya mamma still toole sooking

• Re: alistair mcharg 56 glenpatrick road elderslie by thebull (Member 222965) on 14-Oct-07
  shut it Angela ya stupid crab riddled bitch, I bet you have a big sweaty fanny with puss dripping from it - SLUT !!

• Re: alistair mcharg 56 glenpatrick road elderslie by thebull (Member 222965) on 21-Oct-07
  Ask ya mamma Billy-after i shag her i shoot my load in her hair,not noticed she has sreaks now twat ??

• Re: alistair mcharg 56 glenpatrick road elderslie by Hugh Jass (Member 16494) on 22-Oct-07
  Mike Hunt is one of those transplanted Fudge-Packers from Oxford. He's been spending too much time in study-hall, doing things with those little cocktail weinies. The senior boys are getting a little disturbed by his antics. A good thrashing is what the lad requires.

• Re: alistair mcharg 56 glenpatrick road elderslie by thebull (Member 222965) on 22-Oct-07
  Fuck up huge arse ya peedo !!!

• Re: alistair mcharg 56 glenpatrick road elderslie by Hugh Jass (Member 16494) on 23-Oct-07
  LOL@special needs! Hugh Jass has been telling "Bully" that for weeks. That little short-panted,pink-arsed prick has been bothering the older boys with his "Cock-tail wienie trick". Bully/Mike Hunt/Dave...and whatever your other collectors' names are...go get stiff-arsed somewhere else.

• Re: alistair mcharg 56 glenpatrick road elderslie by Hugh Jass (Member 16494) on 25-Oct-07
  I wanna hear more about the daughter that SITS on people! Does she need an AGENT? I see a fine future for her.

• Re: alistair mcharg 56 glenpatrick road elderslie by Hugh Jass (Member 16494) on 26-Oct-07
  ummmm...I changed my mind if she looks like her old man in drag. That's nae a pretty picture. And aye.I agree...those big-arsed Scots women are a real treat,ain't they?

• Re: alistair mcharg 56 glenpatrick road elderslie by thebull (Member 222965) on 28-Oct-07
  if she looks like her old man in drag thats right up huge arse's street-he's a fucking tranny as well !!!

• Re: http//www.relax.com.au/~steam/ by Hugh Jass (Member 16494) on 28-Oct-07
  Frank/Bully...yu know....you REALLY are inconsiderate of other people. I suspect that that you're a stay-at-home pimply teen that doesn't get out much. Mummy & Daddy too strict on ya? Thought of leaving home but CAN'T? Poor sod,you! You should encourage Daddy to leave home first, so that Mummy can continue sitting on Hugh Jass face...while you're still at school.

• Re: Does anyone know? by Cheryl Dow (Member 192427) on 3-Sep-07
  DUDE!! IT's cheryl!! Email me at Damn_Th3Man@hotmail.com LISLE

• Re: the licensee by Hugh Jass (Member 16494) on 15-Aug-07
  ...............my kind of girl!

• Re: Looking for Jackie by Frank Appleford (Member 93872) on 11-Jul-07
  Colleen, ignore the buffon who has posted to your enquiry! He is an example of the uneducated, uncultured, interbred lot we have in the UK today!

• Re: Looking for Jackie by Frank Appleford (Member 93872) on 14-Jul-07
  Mike, are you really jackmeoff?

• Re: Looking for Jackie by Frank Appleford (Member 93872) on 15-Jul-07
  I wondered what happened to you! I see Bruce Smith still hangs around like a bad smell, he looks kind of lonely on the Belfast board!

• Re: Looking for Jackie by Katie (Member 227774) on 22-Jul-07
  Not on here too lol!!!!!

• Re: Looking for Jackie by Frank Appleford (Member 93872) on 25-Jul-07
  You have a subtle way with words mike!

• Re: Looking for Jackie by Frank Appleford (Member 93872) on 26-Jul-07
  Not true!