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• Re: Fancy owning a football club? by Dani Sacco (Member 129226) on 7-Dec-07
  What a great idea. Ive signed up and with a few like minded people we could do it. Being able to buy and manage our own soccer team from the lower league, picking the team every week and watching our dreams come true.

• Re: Fancy owning a football club? by Paul Goatox (Member 193348) on 19-Apr-08
  Don't be taken in. If it seems too good to be true it usually is. Tiddlywinks is much more fun anyway.

• Re: tony robinson by Paul Goatox (Member 193348) on 19-Apr-08
  Isn't he the chap that presents Timeteam and achieved fame in Blackadder as the character Baldrick?

• Re: tony robinson by ray (Member 234058) on 4-May-08
  Thanks but wrong tony he lived on that estate over the railway line in new town

• Re: My Berry Tree by Paul Goatox (Member 193348) on 19-Apr-08
  Er...right!!

• Re: Soaring Phoenix comes to town by D Bewsey (Member 118268) on 8-Aug-07
  do ya do any Kenny Ken, slipmatt new the skore

• Re: Soaring Phoenix comes to town by Paul Goatox (Member 193348) on 19-Apr-08
  I have heard that this band have split up? Anybody know why?

• Re: UK Flooding by A Colton (Member 103718) on 28-Jul-07
  Great cause and I hope people give generously. Unfortunately this deranged weather is just the beginning. With global warming we will be seeing much, much more of this kind of thing. Combined with generosity when these incidents happen, there is much that can be done - buying energy saving bulbs, switching to a green electricity provider (Ecotricity), not leaving TVs on standby, unplugging chargers, turning off lights, using public transport where possible, buying local food from local shops, offsetting yout transport >>more

• Re: UK Flooding by D Bewsey (Member 118268) on 8-Aug-07
  Yeah man. Stop da world Armageddon off

• Re: The 666 Devil Bus by Hakr (Member 174627) on 23-Jul-07
  I got thrown off that bus once. All I was doing was trying to slaughter my fatted calf while chanting... Bit off really.. Really though - I think the bus with the devil sign gives the town a little bit of character and shows a some signs of humour, its nice to see and should remain...

• Re: The 666 Devil Bus by Paul Goatox (Member 193348) on 25-Jul-07
  The use of this number is actually a mistranslation from the book of Revelation anyway. Fundamentalists need to grasp the history - the times and circumstances religious texts were written in. At this period in history Christians were being persecuted so a lot of what was written is in code. It is quite possible that the number 666 merely represents Nero.

• Re: The 666 Devil Bus by Buster (Member 118428) on 25-Jul-07
  Is this the bus to Faversham via Kennington, Shelwich and Hades?

• Re: Ashford's New Two Way Ringroad by Hakr (Member 174627) on 23-Jul-07
  I quite like it really, going the other way gives me a whole new perspective ;)

• Re: Ashford's New Two Way Ringroad by Paul Goatox (Member 193348) on 25-Jul-07
  It's still a novelty for me as I don't drive round Ashford much. It seems to flow better the wrong way round than it does the right way round. If it doesn't work they are going to turn it all back again in two year's time anyway. If they are too scared to nick the idiot boy racers I suppose redesigning an entire ring road is the next alternative. Well done lads, you can put your caps back on the right >>more

• Re: Ashford's New Two Way Ringroad by Buster (Member 118428) on 25-Jul-07
  I've got a Bora which would eat their cars for breakfast and leave them feeling like the bufoons that they r. Dunno bout the ring road though. Is it still the a292?

• Re: INCREASE YOUR CHANCE ON THE LOTTERY BY 702% by Buster (Member 118428) on 13-May-07
  Yeah - buying 702 tickets should do the trick. Next...

• Re: INCREASE YOUR CHANCE ON THE LOTTERY BY 702% by Herbert TheTurbot (Member 208285) on 20-Jul-07
  Increase you chance of killing yourself by wearing a blindfold and ear muffs and dance randomly around the M25!

• Re: INCREASE YOUR CHANCE ON THE LOTTERY BY 702% by Paul Goatox (Member 193348) on 25-Jul-07
  Who wants to be rich anyway. Most of the wealthy people I know are complete dipsticks.

• Re: Streaming media group in Kent by Buster (Member 118428) on 13-May-07
  Bromley Green? What that little road between Hamstreet and Ashford?

• Re: Streaming media group in Kent by Paul Goatox (Member 193348) on 25-Jul-07
  No, I think this is a post by somebody from outside the Ashford area. Say Sugarloaf and he'll think you are talking about very sweet bread. Say Stubb's Cross and he'll think old Mr Stubbs is getting angry again. That kind of thing...

• Re: http://journals.aol.co.uk/jacksongbmva/flightswithmymotorglider/ by Buster (Member 118428) on 15-Nov-06
  Hey mate, can u post a link to the Hamstreet pics on the Hamstreet board. We cant find em.

• Re: http://journals.aol.co.uk/jacksongbmva/flightswithmymotorglider/ by Paul Goatox (Member 193348) on 25-Jul-07
  I don't think he knows how as he never responds to this. Come on, where's the blinking link?

• Re: ~*~CLUBBING~*~CLUBBING~*~CLUBBING~*~ by Paul Goatox (Member 193348) on 20-Apr-08
  I hate clubbling. I hate the repetitive artless music they play. I hate the aggressive lager fuelled shaven headed yobs that view a fight as imperitive to a good night out. I hate the exorbitant taxi fare home because not everybody lives in the town. I hate the rage incidents that occur when the heaving masses spill out and into the kebab shop for some lard spread on bread. I hate the fact that if youdo meet somebody nice from the >>more

• Create Music Festival - Ashford - Free - 30 July 2006 by chris dixon (Member 205474) on 6-Jul-06
  Awesome free festival lined up in Ashford, Victoria Park, 12-8pm, 30 July 2006. New DJ tent with Tengo Collective Playing and an amazing rock stage with the legendary "Midget" playing! Be there!

• Re: Make money fast, 30 mins work £6 into £10,00 in 30 days by Paul Goatox (Member 193348) on 9-Aug-07
  Loved it this year. Led by Zeppelin were excellent as were electric river. Not that fussed about the dance tent though.

• Re: Question by Paul Goatox (Member 193348) on 2-Apr-06
  Fantastic piece of creative writing. You should write a book Alan.

• Re: Question by Alan Crownacre (Member 193168) on 3-Apr-06
  Ha ha. Very Funny, Paul.

• Re: Question by Buster (Member 118428) on 15-Nov-06
  dont worry paul. he takes ecstacy

• Re: King's Wood shootings 1932 by Paul Goatox (Member 193348) on 2-Apr-06
  Is that Kings Wood, Challock?

• Re: King's Wood shootings 1932 by simon (Member 103171) on 31-Oct-07
  In 1932 a Soldier, Pte James Collins of the East Kent Regt (The Buffs) made his way up to Challock from Ashford walking. He was was passed by two women and a child in a car. At the top of the hill on the edge of Kings Wood he found them preparing a picnic. His mind snapped and he shot all three of them with his service rifle. He then went on to London in their car. He was subsequently arrested >>more

• Re: Ashford Escorts Dartford escort Maidstone Kent 07074 852900 by Herbert TheTurbot (Member 208285) on 20-Jul-07
  Got a Fiesta, not keen on Escorts they are quite dated now.